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WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined "Midsommar" Screenings Aug 30, 2019

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On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar.

If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

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S10: Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién) Aug 27, 2019

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On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the super-horny, mid-90's, sci-fi dud, Species! What is with those nipple tentacles? Who thought the film needed an improvised Michael Madsen sex scene? And what kind of a name is Xavier Fitch, Ben Kingsley? PLUS: The Chuck E. Cheese origin story is here!

Species stars Natasha Henstridge, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Alfred Molina, Forest Whitaker, Marg Helgenberger, and Michelle Williams; directed by Roger Donaldson.

Recorded at the WFMT studios in beautiful Chicago, IL.

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The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection" (PREVIEW) Aug 22, 2019

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On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb!

First, over on TOS, it's the season two episode, "The Changeling," which originally aired September 29th, 1967. Here, we've got a super-silly—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly receive access to this show on top of HOURS more exclusive content!

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S9 Ep438: Episode 438 - The Wicker Man (2006) [Live at the Gramercy Theatre] Aug 20, 2019

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On this week's episode, the 2019 East Cage Tour comes to an end in beautiful New York City! The gang rounded things out at the Gramercy Theatre by talking about the absolutely ludicrous horror remake, The Wicker Man! What's with that Aaron Eckhart cameo? Why does Cage keep his entire suit on the whole film? And what a total boss conversation-ender Ellen Burstyn has here! PLUS: Take a drink every time someone makes a bee pun! Actually, don't do that. Definitely, definitely, definitely do not do that.

The Wicker Man stars Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, and Leelee Sobieski; directed by Neil LaBute.

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2: Unlock the Vault - The Nexus 24 "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil" Aug 18, 2019

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We're unlocking the WHM Vault to offer up a Dog Days of Summer-primed episode of The Nexus! If you're not hip to our Patreon, now is your chance to check out an episode of our exclusive Star Trek-themed show—FREE! We can't stress enough that you don't have to be a fan of Trek to enjoy the show—even our own Chris Cabin couldn't care less about the franchise!

So if you like what you hear, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Instantly access hours, upon hours of exclusive content, not only for The Nexus, but also bonus shows on Star Wars, bizarre cartoons from the '80s and '90s... even a series of sync-able commentary tracks where we get drunk watching the Twilight movies!

Our Patreon is not only home to this massive archive of additional content you can't get anywhere else, but it's also how we keep the lights on here at WHM. So if you dig the show and like what we do, please consider supporting us over at the Patreon. You won't regret it!

This concludes our August 2019 pledge drive. Now go enjoy this oppressively humid summer day!

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Animation Damnation - Noozles (PREVIEW) Aug 16, 2019

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles! The episode in question, "A Wonderful Friendship," which originally aired July 7th, 1984, was the pilot of this bonkers bit of animation and features classic cartoon crackups like: exploring—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock not only this episode, but countless hours of extra content exclusive to our patrons!

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S9 Ep437: Episode 437 - Gone in 60 Seconds (Live in D.C.) Aug 13, 2019

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On this week's Summer Break episode, the gang is live from the D.C. Improv chatting about the super-silly Nicolas Cage remake, Gone in 60 Seconds! What's with Cage's character's name in this? What on earth is with that Giovanni Ribisi breakfast recipe? And how long do those two guys wait for that dog to... give back those keys? PLUS: PUR-PLE! RAIN!

Gone in 60 Seconds stars Nicolas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi, Angelina Jolie, Scott Caan, Will Patton, Delroy Lindo, Timothy Olyphant, Chi McBride, Robert Duvall, Christopher Eccleston, Vinnie Jones, and Grace Zabriskie; directed by Dominic Sena.

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Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW) Aug 09, 2019

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On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets! Why does it take so long for the film to get around to mentioning—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with several hours of additional bonus content, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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S9 Ep435: Episode 435 - Knowing (Live in Boston) Aug 06, 2019

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On the first Summer Break episode of the year, the guys are live from Boston, Massachusetts, chatting about the bat-shit crazy Alex Proyas film, Knowing! This was the first night of the East Cage Tour and the show featured several talking points including: just how much does Nicolas Cage look like a scarecrow in this movie? Are these things angels, aliens or Scandinavian perverts? And what kind of person brags about a hot dog recipe? PLUS: Performed live, for one night only, We Hate Movies' latest parody single, "Crack Shack."

Knowing stars Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury, and Rose Byrne; directed by Alex Proyas.

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88 (PREVIEW) Aug 04, 2019

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88! Remember when IG-88 became a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today—instantly access this show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive content!

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