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S11: Episode 526 - Fantasy Island Jan 19, 2021

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On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about one of the most bat-shit crazy films they've seen in a while, Fantasy Island! Why couldn't we get one movie instead of five different television plot lines stitched together? Doesn't Michael Peña deserve better? Yes! And how outrageous is Rooker's hairdo here? PLUS: We strongly urge you to watch the movie before listening to this episode; it's truly a seeing is believing situation and you won't want to spoil the insanity!

Fantasy Island stars Michael Peña, Maggie Q, Lucy Hale, Austin Stowell, Jimmy O. Yang, Portia Doubleday, Ryan Hansen, Michael Rooker, and Marisa Fitz-Henley; directed by Jeff Wadlow.

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S11: Animation Damnation - The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (PREVIEW) Jan 14, 2021

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On this month's AD, the gang chats about the Disney+ original, The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! Was this thing crafted specifically to appeal to all these stuck-in-the-past Star Wars fans? Why couldn't they throw some more lines to Billy Dee? And is this better or worse than—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this AD, along with hours and hours of exclusive WHM content!

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S11: Episode 525 - Dolittle Jan 12, 2021

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On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the abhorrent, embarrassing, talking animal dud, Dolittle! If more competently put together, is there a real movie here? Why is RDJ distracting himself with that accent? And he did WHAT to that dragon? PLUS: Hire real voice actors for these movies!

Dolittle stars Robert Downey Jr., Antonio Banderas, Michael Sheen, Jim Broadbent, Jessie Buckley, and the voices of Emma Thompson, Rami Malek, John Cena, Kumail Nanjiani, Octavia Spencer, Tom Holland, Craig Robinson, Ralph Fiennes, Selena Gomez, and 9/11 truther Marion Cotillard; directed by Stephen Gaghan.

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S11: Episode 524 - Wonder Woman 1984 (with Angelica Jade Bastién) Jan 05, 2021

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On the first episode of 2021, the gang welcomes back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the real let down that is Wonder Woman 1984! How bad do they do by these classic hero AND villain characters in this sequel? As incredible and handsome as he is, did Chris Pine really need to be in this? And what were they thinking with that Egypt sequence? PLUS: Come on with that cameo!

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Wonder Woman 1984 stars Gal Godot, Chris Pine, Pedro Pascal, Kristen Wiig, Robin Wright, Connie Nielsen, Ravi Patel, Lilly Aspell, and Natasha Rothwell; directed by Patty Jenkins.

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The Nexus #52 - Star Trek (2009) (PREVIEW) Dec 29, 2020

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On this very special edition of The Nexus, the gang closes out 2020 with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-they-remembered 2009 J.J. Abrams Star Trek. Were the lens flares really that bad? Are we still cool with the Beasties on the soundtrack? And how rad was that—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!

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S11: Episode 523 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Dec 29, 2020

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On the final episode of 2020, the gang sits back to chat about the beloved Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Was Freddy trying to cover his tracks by framing Rod? How much does Saxon despise that ex-wife? And could that EMT crew be any less professional? PLUS: You want Bob Shaye to green light your picture? Better make sure there's a role for Lin!

A Nightmare on Elm Street stars Robert Englund, Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon, Johnny Depp, Jsu Garcia, Amanda Wyss, Ronee Blakely, and Lin Shaye; directed by Wes Craven.

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S11: WHM Mail Bag: The 2020 Holiday Extravaganza Dec 23, 2020

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On the final Mail Bag of the year, it's the annual Holiday Extravaganza! On this episode the guys answer questions from the audience; drink some beers; tell some ridiculous stories (some based around backyard wrestling); and read letters about ghost sex, a movie-going divorced dad, Rudy Giuliani being a filthy pig at the movies, and much more!

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S11: Episode 522 - The Muppet Christmas Carol Dec 22, 2020

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On this week's special WHM holiday episode, the gang is chatting about one of the greatest puppet-led films of all time, The Muppet Christmas Carol! How incredible is Michael Caine in this movie? What's the breakdown of Muppets you can and cannot eat? Are those offspring biologically accurate? And is the Ghost of Christmas Present smoking weed in there? PLUS: Have a look at the latest UK food sensation, Potato in a Boot!

The Muppet Christmas Carol stars Michael Caine, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, The Great Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Fozzie Bear, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson, David Goelz, and the legendary Frank Oz; directed by Brian Henson.

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S11: Episode 521 - Batman Returns (with Jamelle Bouie) Dec 15, 2020

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On this week's WLM episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie back to the program to heap endless praise on one of the all-time greats, Batman Returns! Has Michelle Pfeiffer ever been better? Why did Batman have to 'scratch' the CD of the Penguin recording? How terrifying is that abandoned zoo? And has a family film ever embraced the threat of child murder more? PLUS: Oswald Cobblepot: the David Koresh of the Gotham sewer?

Batman Returns stars Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Michael Murphy, Cristi Conaway, Andrew Bryniarski, Steve Witting, Jane Hooks, Vincent Schiavelli, and Pat Hingle; directed by Tim Burton.

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S11: Episode 520 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PREVIEW) Dec 09, 2020

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Our marathon episode of LOTR: Fellowship drops Thursday, December 10, but we wanted to get the party going a little early! Here's a super-sized clip to whet your appetite before the whole thing goes live tomorrow on our Patreon! If you don't yet have access and want to listen to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. You'll get this episode when it drops, along with instant access to hours and hours of exclusive bonus content you cannot get anywhere else!

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