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S13: WHM Mail Bag 1.19.23 - Car Accidents, Star Trek Cruises, and Somebody's Watching Steve! Jan 20, 2023

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We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023!

On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel, answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself while driving and listening to WHM (a legit hazard, btw, please use caution), another person who acted like a total coward in a haunted hedge maze, a woman bothering Star Trek's Michael Dorn on a cruise, and one little old lady getting tossed around violently in a horrendous Regal 4DX screening!

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S13 Ep654: Uncharted Jan 17, 2023

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On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the super-dud video game adaptation, Uncharted! What were those little kids planning to do if they actually stole the map? Will Tom Holland ever believably play a grown man? And what in the world was with that Negroni joke? PLUS: A fight scene in a Papa John’s? Come on…

Uncharted stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali, Tati Gabrielle, Steven Waddington, and Antonio Banderas as Santiago Moncada; directed by Ruben Fleischer.

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S13: On-Screen Live! 1.16.23 Renfield, Evil Dead Rise trailer reactions, Skinamarink Box Office chat, and M3gan and Plane discussions Jan 16, 2023

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Picking up where they left off at the New York Film Festival, the gang is pleased to present On-Screen Live! in its new, weekly format: a quick, half-hour (if we're lucky) lunch time (Mondays @ 12pm/et) live-streamed chat sesh about all-things entertainment, including box office numbers, trailer reactions, what we're looking forward to seeing in the coming weeks, TV shows we're watching, movies we caught in-theaters or otherwise over the weekend, guest interviews, Blu-ray & 4K UHD round-ups, and more!

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S13 Ep653: Jurassic World: Dominion Jan 10, 2023

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On this episode, the gang dodges atrociraptors and swats down gigantic locusts while chatting about the truly sad and terrible trilogy conclusion, Jurassic World: Dominion! Why couldn’t the film have had the guts to kill off some of these legacy characters? Why are we focusing on so much non-dinosaur story elements like corn seed, Clone Girl, and those dreadful locusts? And bringing back Dodgson? Really? PLUS: Coming this spring to ITV, the next docutainment sensation, My Dinosaur Bride!

Jurassic World: Dominion stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Mamoudou Athie, Isabella Sermon, Campbell Scott, Omar Sy, and BD Wong as Dr. Henry Wu; directed by Colin Trevorrow.

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S13 Ep652: WLM - Top Gun: Maverick (PREVIEW) Jan 06, 2023

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This month on We ❤️ Movies, we’re talking a blue streak about one of the best Hollywood blockbusters of (at least) the last decade, and one of the best films of last year, Top Gun: Maverick! How refreshing was it to see all of these real-deal sequences caught on film? Couldn’t we have had a few more scenes with—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!

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S13 Ep651: Moonfall Jan 03, 2023

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On the first episode of 2023, the gang is ringing in the new year with a convo about an absolutely ridiculous flop from 2022, the totally zany Moonfall! Why couldn’t we get more wild collateral damage kills like in previous Emmerich films? Is a Lexus really the best car for the apocalypse? And how hilarious was that rocket vandalism? PLUS: George Bailey tries to stop the moon fall, but gets his consciousness sucked into the A.I.!

Moonfall stars Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, John Bradley, Charlie Plummer, Kelly Yu, Michael Peña, and Donald Sutherland as Holdenfield; directed by Roland Emmerich.

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S13 Ep650: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (with Chelsea Jupin) Dec 27, 2022

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On our final episode of 2022, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to chat about the beloved, Christmas cookie-cutter sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!

How successful of an arms dealer must Uncle Rob McCallister be to afford this Upper West Side townhouse? Would it have been a better movie if the hotel staff entirely replaced the Sticky Bandits? Why couldn’t they mix up the story a little bit so it’s not just a carbon copy of part one set in NYC? And what’s with that Uncle Frank crotch comment? PLUS: Snooty UWS residents band together Spider-Man-style to fight the holiday evil that is Kevin McCallister!

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York stars Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Catherine O’Hara, John Heard, Kieran Culkin, Tim Curry, Brenda Fricker, Eddie Bracken, Dana Ivey, Sweet Robbie Schneider, and Gerry Bamman as Uncle Frank; directed by Chris Columbus.

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S13: Once In A Lifetime #11 "A Christmas Prince" (PREVIEW) Dec 22, 2022

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On this installment of our Lifetime Movie re-cap journey, we're taking a break from the big L network and heading to Netflix for a discussion about the cheesy, ridiculous film, A Christmas Prince!

How embarrassing is this cartoon father character? How hilarious is it whenever these movies make up a fake European country? Why does Aldovia conduct all their official monarchy business right at—HEY NOW! This episode is for citizens of Aldovia and WHM Patreon subscribers only! To instantly access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive WHM content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!

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S13 Ep649: Christmas with the Kranks Dec 20, 2022

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This week on the program, the gang is having Christmas celebrations shoved down their throats while talking about Christmas with the Kranks! Why is Tim Allen jacked in this movie? How sad is it seeing Jamie Lee Curtis doing grocery store pratfalls? And will someone tell these goddamn neighbors to mind their own business?! PLUS: Tim Allen as Bane? It could work!

Christmas with the Kranks stars Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd, M. Emmet Walsh, Erik Per Sullivan, Cheech Marin, Jake Busey, Tom Poston, Caroline Rhea, Felicity Huffman, and Austin Pendleton as ‘Umbrella’ Santa; directed by Joe Roth.

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S13 Ep648: Avatar Dec 13, 2022

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On this week’s episode, the gang gets into the holiday spirt with… what’s that say? Avatar? Sure, why not? We’re talking about Avatar! How incredible is the look of, well, everything on Pandora? How outrageous is Stephen Lang’s Colonel villain? Did Sigourney Weaver’s character have to get that t-shirt custom made or what? How bad does that avatar aquarium tank smell? And why in the world did they clip that tail sex scene in some places? PLUS: Per 'Jigsaw' Jim Cameron, Costas Mandylor to direct Avatar 7!

Avatar stars Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Wes Studi, Laz Alonso, and Dileep Rao as Dr. Max Patel; directed by James Cameron.

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