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S6: Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr. Nov 12, 2015

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On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.! The episode in question, "Garden of Evil", which aired December 4th, 1991, raises such burning questions as why is James Bond Jr. the nephew of James Bond? How was it okay to make Dr. No this racist looking in the 90s? And how come every stupid kid on this show has to be related to an actual Bond franchise character?
PLUS: Your fair share of Jim Webb jokes! Some might say it's even more than your fair share!
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S6 Ep224: Supergirl Nov 10, 2015

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On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl! Why does Faye Dunaway need to be a witch in this movie? What's with the instant love spell excluding dudes? And is Zaltar the biggest pervert in the galaxy? PLUS: How about a squirt?
Supergirl stars Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway, Peter O'Toole, Hart Bochner, Maureen Teefy, Mia Farrow, Marc McClure, Brenda Vaccaro, and Peter Cook; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.
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S6 Ep223: Never Say Never Again Nov 03, 2015

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On this week's episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, Never Say Never Again! Could they not pony up the extra dough for the traditional shoot at the camera opening? Why bother trying to make Bond clean and sober? And did Blofeld really invent YouTube? PLUS: James Bond just loves cold Burger King.
Never Say Never Again stars Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera, Rowan Atkinson, Bernie Casey, and Kim Basinger; directed by Irvin Kershner.
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S6: On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise Oct 30, 2015

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On this spooktacular edition of On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst! Going off of Chris Cabin's column on Collider, Andrew, Steve, and Eric go through their favorite entries and most hated sequels one by one! When trying to sum up some of these films, Steve puts it best with, "It's like, oh, would you rather eat dog shit or cow shit?" Find out which shit sequels we find most delicious! And be sure to check back with Collider.com for more Chris Cabin dispatches! Happy Halloween, gang! Stay safe out there!
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S6: Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice Oct 29, 2015

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On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, Beetlejuice! The episode in question is entitled, "Laugh of the Party", which originally aired October 7th, 1989. Why is Beetlejuice flying everywhere? What's with setting up this preteen girl with a monster? And will this be the only time Jeffrey Jones is turned into a cartoon? PLUS: The guys weigh in on the probability of Beetlejuice 2 being terrible. Short answer? Just see Michael Keaton in Spotlight.
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S6 Ep222: Thinner Oct 27, 2015

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On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) adaptation, Thinner! Why wasn't Stephen King's character cursed as well? We get the motivation for the Thinner curse, but what inspired Lizard? And why did we need that dream sequence? PLUS: The gang gets ripped at a New Jersey Medieval Times.
Thinner stars Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna, Kari Wuhrer, and Lucinda Jenney; directed by Tom Holland.
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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising Oct 26, 2015

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On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang makes contact with long lost co-host, Chris Cabin, to talk about strange New York City stories, pervs hanging around libraries, and different movie advertisements that freaked us out. PLUS: Eric vs. Al Roker in a Loser Leaves Town Match!
If you'd like your strange stories told on the air, or have burning questions for the guys you need answered, write in to the Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!
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S6 Ep221: Freddy vs. Jason Oct 20, 2015

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This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it's Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 monster team-up, Freddy vs. Jason! Why do they insist on reminding us about Freddy and Jason's backstories? How do they not capitalize on any previously existing supporting characters in either franchise? And how do you have the audacity to recast Kane Hodder? PLUS: That sure is a whole lot of homophobia and racism, screenplay!
Freddy vs. Jason stars Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Katharine Isabelle and Lochlyn Munro; directed by Ronny Yu.
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S6 Ep220: Killer Workout Oct 13, 2015

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On this week's episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout! Are there secret deleted porn scenes from this film? How did Rhonda's Workout not get shut down by the police? And why was there never a Chuck Dawson prequel film franchise? PLUS: It's a sheets-up kind of aerobics studio!
Killer Workout stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Teresa Van der Woude and Ted Prior; directed by David A. Prior.
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S6 Ep219: Brainscan Oct 06, 2015

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On this week's episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in rare form as the WHM gang tackles Brainscan! Did they really think Trickster was going to be the next Freddy or Pinhead? Why do the rules of this game change every time Furlong plays? And had he lived, would Kyle have been Michael's best bud for life? PLUS: That fat guy was definitely not a foot tattoo guy!
Brainscan stars Edward Furlong, Frank Langella, Amy Hargreaves, Jamie Marsh, and T. Ryder Smith; directed by John Flynn.
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