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The final episode of We Fact Up - Coronavirus Special Apr 21, 2020

Today marks the final episode of We Fact Up. It's been a hilarious and fact-filled time spent meandering over some of the deepest of life's quandaries. We've pondered over how to parachute a pig from an airplane, whether ducks would make good fighting animals and if a squirrel is sexy to other squirrels (there were some other things in there too, but we forget most of them). Today is the day that Dave, Redd and Martine finally, after 5 years, conquered the internet. There are no more questions to answer. We have answered them all.
Thanks to everyone for your support, messages, likes, subscribes, reviews, questions and above all, your patience with three very stupid men. We have had the wildest and funniest time having these ridiculous conversations with each other and loved having you along for ride. We end the show with a smile, a laugh and an episode about all the plagues that have ruined things for people in the past, just like Corona has ruined our podcast. Please enjoy!

AND ONE FINAL THING - before you bury your face in your hands and cry snot filled blubber into the sleeves of your shirt... DO NOT FEAR! We do have something exciting planned. We Fact Up may be over, but there are bigger things in the works and will be revealed in due time. So stay subscribed to the show, stay smiling and stay fact! Because the fact will always be back baby.

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Who was Mary Toft, 'Queen of Rabbits'? Feb 25, 2020

We've got listener calls, helium, rottweilers, danger and a very strange incident involving a woman and her furry friends. DO NOT MISS IT!!

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Why did Porky Bickar throw tyres into a volcano? Feb 11, 2020

You know that moment when you've had one too many beers and thought... yes, this would be a brilliant idea. Well Porky Bickar may have been suffering from that very affliction. In this episode we play the game 'Funny Prank or Fire-able Offence', debate whether a Volcano always needs to go up and learn why Porky Bickar pissed off his entire town.

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What was the Order of the Pug? Jan 28, 2020

A mysterious group that only allows certain dogs entry to its esteemed society or something more sinister? Dave, Redd and Martine learn the secrets of the Pug and Redd goes a little too hard on the poor pups. Plus Kerry-Anne Kennerley learns how to podcast.
DISCLAIMER: No pugs were harmed in the making of this show.

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Christmas Special: What was the first official Olympic mascot? Dec 03, 2019

Is Martine pretending to be his girlfriend, or is she pretending to be him? We unpack this paradox and delve into Olympic History, debating just what the first Olympic Mascot would have been. And we prove, once and for all, that the We Fact Up Conversation System actually works! Sometimes. Merry Xmas from all of us here at We Fact Up.

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What was the Great Balloon Fiasco & opening umbrellas indoors? Nov 11, 2019

In 1986 something happened in Cleveland that went unnoticed, but it shook the earth to its core and changed the way we view balloons forever. And when you open an umbrella indoors people say it's bad luck but is that just because you might smash a vase, or are the reasons far deeper and more concerning?

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What was the Big Brother Twin Fiasco & ‘the third degree’? Oct 09, 2019

Big Brother is back and we learn some of the history behind the show including who Hot Dogs’ secret twin brother was. Not before we talk George Orwell, The Balkan War and why we say ‘to give someone the third degree’. Plus Martine apologises for being a very naughty boy.

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Drunk facting, cat's got your tongue + where the hell is Martine?! Sep 25, 2019

It's a hell of a wild episode this time, with our drunk facting special answering questions like - how to survive falling from a great height, how to survive a lightning strike and how to survive a bear attack. Are you sensing a theme? Plus we attempt to solve the case of the disappearing Martine. Where the hell is he and why is he going to buy vagina soap?

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What's the Swiss Spaghetti Tree & why did Quincy Adams dig to the centre of the Earth? Sep 03, 2019

A very strange tree at the end of a news broadcast and a president who decided that the best way to run a country was through the centre of the Earth. So many questions, so little... sense. It would be wise of you to listen as both of the answers may save your life someday. It would be a very weird day, but it could happen.

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Why do we say 'Willy-Nilly' & what was the Bat Bomb? Aug 20, 2019

Ever blurted out the words willy-nilly and thought to yourself 'what the hell did I just say?' Well wonder no more as we explore both the willy and the nilly-ness of this cryptic saying. Plus we unpack a bat bomb and watch it explode right in our faces. Join us as we play the game in everybody's brain. We Fact Up.

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Where did 'salary' originate & why do we say 'to blow smoke up your ass'? Aug 06, 2019

You get paid it every month but ever wondered why it's called a 'salary'? Plus we discover the deeply disturbing reason why we blow smoke up someone's ass. And let me tell you, it is not what you expect.

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What was the New England Vampire Panic? Jul 23, 2019

The boys are back with fan mail, debates about rissoles and how the hell Martine got himself a new girlfriend. Dave Zwolenski, Matt 'Redd' Peterson and James 'Pink Martini' Blake give you facts like you've never heard them before.

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Weird Christmas traditions Dec 04, 2018

From the Yule Cat to the Poop Log, leaving your shoes out for Santa and "who is Krampus?" we’re figuring out the Christmas traditions you didn’t even know existed. Plus somehow we’ve managed to get to 100 ridiculous episodes of We Fact Up and that calls for a good ol’ celebration and what better time to celebrate than over a Christmas Poop. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do we say you don't have a leg to stand on? Nov 19, 2018

This may seem like a simple saying, but it's origins are anything but. Find out why we say you don't have a leg to stand on, how many pirates would fit in Judge Judy's court and why a three legged argument is better than two. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Hamish Blake revisited - flashback Friday Nov 01, 2018

With Redd (supposedly) on holidays, we're pulling out one of our favourite episodes featuring the hilarious Hamish Blake of the Hamish and Andy powerhouse. He joins us to try to work out why a police officer patrolled with a ventriloquist dummy in San Francisco and drops a few nuggets of insider knowledge of the radio biz along the way. We will resume to new episodes shortly. In the meantime please enjoy this flashback Friday of Hamish Blake on the WFU train.

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What was the great goldfish swallowing craze of 1939? Oct 28, 2018

There's been many crazes in the history of human existence. Yo Yos, Hoola Hoops, Human Rights. All of them briefly gracing us with their mundane presence then drifting off into the ether, forgotten about forever. One such craze was fish swallowing which swept through the United States in the 30s. Join us as we ask why, where and when this all took place. Well, not when, it was clearly 1939. But the other stuff. Also fast fact - why do they say Cutie Patootie? Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Bonus - Dave on Triple M live radio - why do we call it a sandwich? Oct 15, 2018

A very special bonus episode here as Dave managed to weasel his way onto live radio with the Triple M boys Tom & Olly. Martine and Dave give a quick critique of the whole event and decide whether Dave is a Hot Chip or a Cold Crisp, then you can hear the live magic of radio unfold where Dave, Tom and Olly attempt to answer the question of who invented the sandwich, this time with real live audience interaction. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did Pink Floyd get their name? Oct 10, 2018

Band name origin stories are always intriguing - who was Hootie in Hootie and the Blowfish? Did Counting Crows literally count them? And was Coldplay always that cold? We do some serious digging to bring you the origins of some of your least liked bands and the stories behind them. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What is the Detroit Red Winged Octopus and where did the term caddy originate? Sep 24, 2018

Movie franchises will be knocking down our door for the incredibly lucrative and brilliant ideas for film series' we came up with in this episode. We're talking to you Marvel, Star Wars and (less so) Bond. Time to talk The Red Winged Octopus and why golfing’s greatest enigma is the mystery of the caddy. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where did a bone to pick originate and bed bugs biting? Sep 11, 2018

Off the back of Serena William's tennis controversy, we have some controversy of our own with Dave calling out an online source's research methods for bone picking. There's tears, there's violence, there's racquet smashing and that's before we even started recording. The origin of not letting the bed bugs bite is discussed and once again Numble the Meat Teletubby makes an appearance to haunt all of our nightmares, and this time he's lost his skin on Contiki. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where did pie in the sky originate - and the story behind Martine the Meme? Sep 04, 2018

Know your memes? Well you'll be delighted to know that our very own Martine AJA James AKA Blakey was once a well-known meme known as "weird kid in the tram shirt" and on this episode he divulges all the sordid details on how it came to pass. From being discovered by TheFatJewish Instagram account, to becoming huge in Italy and shared on every meme site from here to the USA, Martine's Meme days are something to behold. Also where did Pie in the Sky kick off and how much pie is in the sky anyway? Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Christian Hull - where did jack-pot originate and the Salem tomato trials? Aug 27, 2018

When Christian Hull comes to play things go south very quickly! Kyle Sandilands' new tv show Trial by Kyle is discussed, we respond to our first ever Facebook Q&A (without the A) and we debate whether Dean Cain was in the classic 90's TV show "Sliders". Not to mention we learn where jackpot originated and what the Salem Tomato Trials were. ENJOY! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Origins of got your goat and Operation Mongoose? Aug 21, 2018

Goat pageants, corn-shephards and the stealing of a sacred goat (could be the follow up to The Killing of a Sacred Deer but it's not). What it is is a miscarriage of justice and one that has been passed down through the ages and now, it just means to annoy someone. But who stole that first goat and why? Plus Operation Mongoose and the failed attempt to overthrow communist cuba. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are crazy people called nuts and to be stumped? Aug 13, 2018

A rehab facility in USA is now using We Fact Up to help rehabilitate people with brain injuries. This is not a joke. We are as dumbfounded as the next person and to be honest, pretty honoured. In this episode we shout out to the wonderful people listening in the US and attempt to work out why we term people who are crazy 'nuts'. There's a lot of squirrel chat, obviously, and some pretty compelling arguments against nut-farming. Plus, why do we say "to be stumped"? Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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The apple of my eye and humble pie? Aug 06, 2018

When someone calls you the apple of their eye have they been struck down by inflammation of the cornea or are they complimenting you? And is humble pie really a pie or is it a teletubby that never quite made it. Plus we get a submission for the competition of Martine's Tindering dreams. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did a cat co-write a physics paper and mum's the word? Jul 30, 2018

The internet is filled with cats doing amazing things, but none as amazing as a cat writing a physics paper and passing it off as his own. What inspired this clever kitty to pen a distinguished paper on the physical world and how come he isn't running the country? Also ever told someone to keep it quiet by saying "mums the word" well the origin of this one will change everything you thought you knew. And Dave tries to explain Schroedinger's Cat. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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The origin of Bees Knees and the Pope who wrote erotica? Jul 16, 2018

We have a competition running and the winner will get to write Martine's Tinder Profile for 1 week. Get on board and help him find the weird little family of his dreams. Also there was a pope in the 1400s who wrote erotica before he became a pope and that's something that needs to be examined, don't you think? Plus why would anyone invent the term 'Bees Knees' and how were they expecting that to be used in every day life? Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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When were pigs used as bombs? Jul 11, 2018

Really hope PETA is listening to this one as there may be some serious advocating for pigs parachuting out of planes, which we of course would never condone, but it does make for some funny chat. Swine flu, war pigs, and how Redd would fair as the general in the war of the pigs are all up for discussion. Spoiler - he would not go well. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did North Korea end up with The Great Barrier Reef's floating hotel? Jul 02, 2018

Kim Jong Un has been in the news a lot lately, and his fat little face is something we just can't get enough of, but the dictator may have gone too far when he stole The Great Barrier Reefs 5 Star Floating Hotel - fact or fiction, tune in to find out. And on this episode we have a very special surprise for the man behind the cans, Le Martini De Wee Man. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Buckley's chance and the origin of cakewalk? Jun 24, 2018

If you've got Buckley's chance, you've got nothing, nada, no possibility whatsoever of achieving your pre-determined goal. For example you could say Australia have Buckley's chance at making it through the world cup. But who was the original Buckley and why were their chances so slim? And if something's a cake walk is it a walk in the cake? No, most likely not, that's ridiculous, why would you think such things? Silly. What you will discover in this episode is just what a cakewalk is and how you too can enjoy one. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Origins of caught red handed and the Sly Grog Riot? Jun 13, 2018

Somehow Amal Clooney became involved in our discussion of safe words in this week's episode, which no one saw coming. We also tried to figure out why they call it "caught red handed", what Will Smith's musical mate was called and what the hell the sly grog riot was all about. Was it Sylvester Stallone, was it a sneaky riot? Who knows. We do. Now. Take a listen. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why is it called a crowbar and Canada's greatest shame? Jun 07, 2018

The Jim Crow laws have been hotly discussed lately with the release of Childish Gambinos video 'This Is America' and while we aren't qualified whatsoever to speak on the matter, we did have a red hot go of it. Plus a listener in British Columbia, Josh, may be in more serious trouble and we're only too happy to help get him out of the basement that he may or may not be kidnapped in. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where does cold turkey come from and why is it called boycott? May 27, 2018

Have you ever thought about where 'to go cold turkey' originated, because if not, you should. It's so weird! We give it our best shot ranging from a turkey trying to quit cigarettes and the country Turkey losing power. We also put the spotlight on the boycott and discover its strange origins. Plus Martine's Tinder Facting continues. Find out all the answers by listening to the show! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are bananas bent and where did break the ice originate? May 21, 2018

Endangered and tasty, these delightfully bent fruits are God's gift to humanity, but why did God choose to give them that perfect little bend in them that makes it fit so snug in your hands (and mouth. And possibly other areas)? We go to all corners of our minds, including the Kirk Cameron corner, to find the answers. Plus, looking to make friends, well we give you the BEST conversation starter to help 'break the ice' yourself. It'll change your life! Oh and will Martine find love on Tinder.... let's see. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where did to butter someone up originate and why do they call it firing someone? May 12, 2018

With the royal wedding in full swing we know Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be doing some buttering up, but where did the term come from & why do we still use it? Plus Donald Trump is all about firing people (he actually tried to trademark the term "you're fired"), so we tried to figure out who would the first person to actually fire someone? The answer will surprise you. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are black cats unlucky and why do cosmonauts take guns to space? May 06, 2018

It wasn't great for Neo when he saw the black cat in the Matrix, but why do the rest of us think of them as bad luck? Plus we find out why Russian Astronauts, also known as cosmonauts, took a shotgun into space and how that may have been the worst decision they ever made. And that's saying something. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do we cross our fingers for good luck and close but no cigar? Apr 18, 2018

Two facts you can take to work and impress/embarrass your friends with. Learn the origins of crossing our fingers for good luck and where 'close but no cigar comes from'. Also Qantas has made some complaints about us and this could signal the end of our relationship with Alan Joyce. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do we kiss, Scottish float and proposing on one knee? Apr 08, 2018

It’s time that the We Fact Uppers broke from tradition and rather than giving you just one fact, we’re now upping our output and letting your ears devour three. That’s almost triple! Take a listen to the reason we kiss each other on the lips (not just me and Redd, but like, everyone), how two ladies ordering a Scottish Float changed the law in England and why people get down on one knee to propose. It’s a good’n! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did the U.S. want to nuke the moon? Mar 23, 2018

What if you had the power to blow up an entire nation at the touch of a button? What would you do with that power? Apparently the US wanted to use it blow up our nearest celestial body! I'm sure it made sense to someone, somewhere at the time, but hindsight can be a bitch. Why did the US wanna blow it up? Find out in this episode. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Who was Ben Hall, Clown Prince of Bushrangers? Mar 05, 2018

Who needs to be respected by your outlaw peers when you make balloon animals this good? Ben Hall was a bandit who defied the odds when he decided that clowning was his true passion. But just who was the Clown Prince underneath the tough exterior and fake nose. Listen and learn the ways of the clown ranger. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why was the first chip intended as an insult? Feb 21, 2018

Smiths, Lays, Pringles - all of them unwitting participants in the greatest insult ever bestowed upon a man, but who slinged this despicable chip insult (or chipsult if you will) and what was their reason to hurl such salty-insolence? Take a listen to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did an Oregon man learn that cows made bad engines? Feb 06, 2018

You've heard of Horse Power, but what about Cow Power? That's right, a brave young Oregon fella found out the hard way that cows and engines don't mix, but just how did he find out? Take a listen. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where did Abracadabra originate? - with Picture This Podcast Jan 23, 2018

Hocus Pocus, Zim Zalabim and Alakazam. All great words, but none of them compare in magic-comparison to the almighty abracadabra. Handed down from magician to magician over centuries, where does this all-mighty word come from and who the hell still uses it? Joined by the boys from the Picture This Podcast, listen as we pull more than a bunny and some doves out of our nonsensical butts. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where did cats got your tongue originate? Jan 10, 2018

Ever choked on your own chit-chat or stumbled on a slippery sentence? It could be said that a cat has got your tongue, but why oh why did that cat take it from you and where has he been hiding it? Also, not kidding, we may have actually saved a listeners life in this episode. Disclaimer: Maybe kidding a little. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Hamish Blake - why did a cop in San Fran patrol with a ventriloquist dummy? Dec 16, 2017

Not to be outdone by Andy, Hamish Blake joins us to tell us a little bit more about what the boys got up to on their international rock tour as well as helping us work out who the dummy really was in this puppetry fiasco. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Andy Lee - why is Donald Trump shrinking bears ears? Dec 10, 2017

Fresh off the back of the 'Cool Boys and the Front Man' Private Jet tour, and having only this week retired from radio, Andy Lee is clearly looking for a new gig, so it seemed only fair we run him through the gauntlet that is We Fact Up. Did he live up to expectations, you'll have to listen to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did a goat called Bill become a war hero? Nov 28, 2017

Some people say the humble Billy Goat is the bravest of all the farm animals. And those people would be us. Listen as we theorise over how General Bill. E. Goat made it to the top of the warpile and why Hitler probably wasn't a cool dude. Warning: Pun Heavy Episode! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What is Russia's dead hand? Nov 13, 2017

Trump may have tiny hands, but Russia it seems have dead ones and they're not afraid to use them. But what exactly is their dead hand? Plus we introduce a Fast Fact round where we try and answer some of your most intriguing questions. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Josh Glanc - who was Yankee Doodle? Oct 29, 2017

It's a nursery rhyme and a marching song sung throughout schools right across America, but who was Yankee Doodle, why was he riding a pony and how come he has such an interest in pasta? Josh Glanc joins us to find out exactly why Yankee went to town. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Ryan Shelton revisited - with Ryan Shelton Oct 16, 2017

This week, due to circumstances out of our control, were unable to make a new episode for you, so instead we've delved into the archives and pulled out one of Australia's greatest comedians/actors/writers/performers/mans, Ryan Shelton, here to regale you with stories of Churchill's greatest nights out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Christian Hull - what was the deadly Bradford Watermelon? Oct 02, 2017

The man whose laugh rivals that of Ricky Gervais, Christian Hull is in the studio and for the first time ever we have to beep out some of the content. Plus we use Google Home for the first time! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Jack Post - where did hair of the dog originate? Sep 19, 2017

The man who pushes Hamish and Andy's buttons, Jack Post, is here to try and work out where 'Hair of the Dog' comes from. And not only this, but in a bold move that stunned the entire team, Jack changed the face of We Fact Upping forever. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Ed Kavalee - what do Henry Ford and Mary Had a Little Lamb have in common? Sep 03, 2017

Have You Been Paying Attention? Well Ed Kavalee has and its time he used his knowledge for good, and whats more good than car manufacturers and nursery rhymes? Kick back as Ed regales us with stories of Batman collections, horse ejaculate and Hot Dogs from Big Brother. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Lewis Spears - why were potatoes illegal in France? Aug 20, 2017

He's the man who trolled Tom Tilley by telling him he loved his step-sister and now wants to be bashed by his fans! Comedic genius Lewis Spears is here to let France know that he knows that they know what's up. And he's also running a kickstarter campaign, so throw him some cashola. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Luke Kidgell - why can eating bagels get you in trouble with the police? Jul 25, 2017

You've heard of a cocaine bust, but what about a bagel bust? Luke Kidgell, the man who will never be owned, joins us to discuss why these perfect pastries are a headache for law enforcement. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Arj Barker - how did the Spanish donkey torture people? Jul 24, 2017

Known throughout the comedy scene in Australia and worldwide, Arj Barker is here to answer possibly the strangest question we've ever had - and it only gets stranger once that can of Donkey worms is open. Plus, we have some very big announcements to make! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Nath Valvo - why was there a shortage of giants in Prussia? Jul 10, 2017

Nath Valvo stops in to discuss why his old MSN user name gets him horny, how CGI fantasies work and what exactly is a Prussia anyway? Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Damien Power - why do they call it a hat-trick? Jun 21, 2017

The game of cricket is a confusing affair. Ducks, Silly Mid Offs, Chinaman, the list goes on. But none of these terms are more intriguing than the origin of the 3 wicket hat-trick. Ok also maybe Chinaman. Enjoy. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Gill Cosgriff - What was the Kentucky meat shower? May 29, 2017

In a surprising turn for everyone on the 'We Fact Up' team, we actually have someone who voluntarily chose to return to the show - Gill Cosgriff. And what better way to reunite with an old friend than over a couple of buckets of raining flesh. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did the Russians try and make chimps and humans have sex? - with Hannah Schuback May 15, 2017

Everyone's favourite Factophile Hannah is back for one very special episode! It gets pretty raucous when the three of us start knattering on, but boy oh boy is it a fun ride. Get amongst it. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did Chicken Port in Brazil get its name? - with Sunny Munn May 01, 2017

Look, is it an inlet? is it an alcohol? Is it a place where you put your bags? These are the questions we had to wade through just to get to the question! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What's the deal with the Easter Bunny? - with Amberly Cull Apr 17, 2017

Well, Easter is here again and it's the time of year that just makes you think... is Jesus really just a guy in a Bunny suit? Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did a woman sue McDonalds for turning her into a prostitute? - with Alasdair Trembley-Birchall Mar 13, 2017

Some say the yanks ain't nothing but prostitutes and burgers, and here to set the record straight is the very funny Alasdair Trembley-Birchall. Find out what makes the secret sauce so good and whether Ronald McDonald has to pay for sex. It's all here. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why was a rooster sentenced to death in Switzerland? - with Stu Daulman Feb 27, 2017

Stu is a man of many passions. One of them being the sweet swiss alps and the cheese it produces. Join us as we desperate;y try to crack the case of the criminal clucker. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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The fact pack is back Feb 20, 2017

It's been a long, relaxing break for the Fact Pack but the world has questions and who else is gonna answer them if Redd and Dave don't. We're strapping on our superhero helmets and saving Gotham... from itself. Or something. Anyway... it's great to be back and confusing the hell out of you again! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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During WWII, why did the Germans fly so many kites? - with Maude Garrett Dec 05, 2016

If the Nazis knew how to do one thing, it's kill lots of people. But if they knew how to do two things, the other would be fly kites. This week the delightful Maude Garrett of 'Geek Bomb' (and a thousand other places) joins us to discuss making out with her co-host and how far Redd and Dave need to go to get more fans. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why were Cornflakes invented? - with Ben Birchall Nov 21, 2016

As you take a bite out of that big ol bowl of corn flakes, you might want to listen to this ep at the same time. Your morning breakfast ritual will never be the same. With special gust Ben Birchall from the Ingredipedia podcast! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Rhys Darby - What was the great emu war of 1932 about? Nov 07, 2016

Well, we told you it was gonna happen and it's finall here!! Its Rhys Darby week on 'We Fact Up'! Hes been in 'Flight of the Conchords', 'Hunt For The Wilderpeople', 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' and now hes reached the pinnacle of his career by coming on our show. Listen as Rhys helps us figure out what The Great Emu War of 1932 was all about. What a legend! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How do headhunters shrink heads? - with Christian Hull Oct 24, 2016

It's often said that in life there are two types of people - the influenced and the influencer. We found one of the best influencers in the business, Christian Hull, to help us boil this one down to size. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What was the great balloon hoax of 1844? - with Sophie Kneebone Oct 12, 2016

Sure, there have been some GOOD balloon hoaxes over the years, but what about the GREAT one? We dive head first into this question, as well as Redd's schnoz, to pull out an excessively long nostril-hair of truth. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why was Winston Churchill prescribed unlimited alcohol? - with Ryan Shelton Sep 12, 2016

He's a comedian/writer/producer/performer/actor? and now he can add podcaster to his resume - the hilarious Ryan Shelton is here to amuse, bemuse and confuse you as we wade through the mess that those blasted Nazi's left behind and try to uncover the truth about Churchill's drinking requirements. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why does God hate forks? - with Cam Neill Sep 05, 2016

In what is definitely our most sacrilegious episode yet, we dissect Gods predilection to arancini balls, how he was the original Oprah and missing his own sons crucifixion cause he was in the can. Welcome to the church of We Fact Up. If youre religious in any way, shape or form, maybe sit this one out. You may end up in hell purely by association. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How do we know monkeys love porn? - with Michelle Nussey Aug 29, 2016

What better way to find out if Monkeys love Porn than to get resident animal expert and zoo-worker Michelle Nussey on the show to talk Monkey butts and juice privileges. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why would a group of people bite each other's eyelashes off? - with Matt Saraceni Aug 22, 2016

Guess whos in the hot seat this week its Matt Saraceni come to reclaim his reptilian crown. In this one we talk PokemonGO, why Redd can never go too deep and how to live forever! Seriously, dont miss this one, you will regret it. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do classical statues of men always have small penises? - with Dan Anstey Aug 08, 2016

This weeks episode is brought to you by male insecurity! We discuss why old statues of blokes have small doodles and the inner workings of Penis Tetris. Special guest Dan Anstey whose excessive use of sound effects made Dave Zwolenski lose his mind. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did NZ Farmer's pants explode in the 1930s? - with Tegan Higginbotham Aug 01, 2016

This week the delightful Tegan Marie Higginbotham from Whose Line Is It Anyway tries to help us figure out why New Zealanders pants would spontaneously explode. Also we start some shit with Cal Wilson that will most likely end very badly for us. Sorry Cal. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are frogs getting married in Bangladesh? - with Deano Jul 18, 2016

This week we're joined by 25% of the Nova Melbourne Breakfast team, Deano Thomas, to discuss Bangladeshi wedding rituals and the inevitable demise of the human race due to its own stupidity. Lot of fun. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did the British use semen as ink? - with Millar Jukes Jul 11, 2016

Well, we can safely say we covered all the relevant current affairs in this one from the occupy protests to Article 50 of the Brexit saga we went very deep and came out very sore. Sometimes we actually amaze ourselves with our problem solving abilities. With special guest the musical genius MILLAR JUKES! Warning: EXPLICIT CONTENT! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where does the term Kettle of Fish originate? Jul 03, 2016

As etymology goes this one's about as weird as any of them, but what's weirder is Dave's "moments of fitness inspiration" in the toilets. Plus we create a new saying "to take a shit in Adelaide". Find out what it means in our latest ep. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did a pigeon receive a medal of honour in 1919? Jun 27, 2016

When it comes to bravery the pigeon or "rat of the sky" as Hannah calls it, seems like an unlikely candidate. But that all changed one fateful day in 1919 when the pigeon stared the God of Death (and possibly Nazis) in the face and said not today Mr. Death. Not today. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why is popcorn the default movie food? Jun 20, 2016

Ain't nothin better than the feeling of popcorn, coke and a choc top while you watch your favourite flick. In this ep we try to work out how popcorn become synonymous with movies and why Dave can't handle stupid people. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why is there a unicorn on the British pound coin? Jun 12, 2016

Ain't nothin better than the feeling of popcorn, coke and a choc top while you watch your favourite flick. In this ep we try to work out how popcorn become synonymous with movies and why Dave can't handle stupid people. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did animators add a fifth finger to Bob the Builder for Japanese TV? Jun 06, 2016

Cartoons and the construction business don't go hand in hand in Japan it seems. Especially when that hand only has four fingers. Find out why Bob's missing digit caused concern in the land of the rising sun. Plus Redd shows us his distaste for Bieber fever. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Can you outrun a fart? May 30, 2016

This is one the guys are determined to get to the BOTTOM of once and for all. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What's the difference between pheromones & body odour? - with Dr. Karl May 20, 2016

Australia's brightest-shirt-wearing scientist is back to help us back onto the path to enlightment, and maybe work up a bit of a sweat along the way. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why is U.S. money green? May 16, 2016

Ever been drunk in New york at 1am trying to hand over cash to a cabbie and realised you just spent your life savings. Hannah has. In this one we get a little annoyed at the yanks for sticking to tradition and making life difficult for the rest of the world... as usual. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why is Friday the 13th considered spooky? May 09, 2016

In the spookiest episode yet, Redd finds a mysterious note on his car left by a stranger, Hannah terrorises some children and Dave makes the worst choice of his life. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Where did the term done and dusted originate? May 02, 2016

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What does avocado literally mean? Apr 25, 2016

Before you take a bite of that big breakfast, you might want to take a listen to this ep - the answer may make you re-think your order. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do we throw coins into fountains? - HANNAH's back! Apr 17, 2016

It's been a long time coming but our co-host, bestie and all round legend Hannah Schuback is finally home! Oh god how we've missed her. Tune in to find out what she's been up to, and also why we throw coins into fountains. Let the reunion begin! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do we say Bob's Your Uncle? - with Tommy Little Apr 13, 2016

Everyone's got that uncle who just seems to know everything, but why is he called Bob and what did he do to his nephew?!
Tommy Little stops by the studio to critique our hosting skills, denegrate Avicii and, above all, definitely not promote any of his upcoming Comedy shows. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did Egyptians pour honey on their servants? - with Liam Ryan Apr 07, 2016

In what may be the most insanely well thought out rationale ever, comedian Liam Ryan gives us his thoughts on the ancient art of dousing your servant in honey (and possibly deep frying them). Also, Redd and Dave save a puppy! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What does Fair Dinkum actually mean? - with Gill Cosgriff Mar 31, 2016

Fair Dinkum is about as Aussie as it comes. It's up there with budgie smuggler, dead dingo's donger and av-a-go-yer-mug, but does anyone actually know where it came from and what it originally meant? You're about to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did a monkey work on a railroad for 9 years? - with Paul Foot Mar 24, 2016

The wondrously weird and fantastically funny Paul Foot joins us this week to discuss why a monkey would be employed by a railroad and how off-the-chain their staff parties would be. It needs to be heard to be believed... and understood! Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do sumo wrestlers make babies cry? Mar 16, 2016

Apparently it's an ancient Japanese custom for big, fat men to make poor little babies cry. Do these oversized national heroes do it just for kicks, or is there something deeper behind this weird and terrifying tradition? Tune in to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are white cats with blue eyes almost always deaf? - with Dr Karl Mar 07, 2016

White cats hear no evil, but they do like to party! In this ep we talk raver cats, albinism and the eye-ball piercing ability of the sun. Plus Dr Karl is back to give us his take on deaf cats and has a secret message from the dark forces of evil. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are white cats with blue eyes almost always deaf? - with Dr Karl Mar 07, 2016

White cats hear no evil, but they do like to party! In this ep we talk raver cats, albinism and the eye-ball piercing ability of the sun. Plus Dr Karl is back to give us his take on deaf cats and has a secret message from the dark forces of evil. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why can't women drive in housecoats in California? Feb 29, 2016

This world is a strange, strange place and no-more so than in the crazy state that is California where the law dictates that women in housecoats cannot drive. But that's not the only insane law that Californian residences must still abide by. Tune in to find out what other provocative crimes the cops crack down on. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do they call New York the Big Apple? - with The Pizza Lady Feb 21, 2016

In this episode Dave gives Redd a present and wishes he hadnt and we call our local pizza lady to find out just what put the "apple" in the "big apple". And amazingly, she has an answer. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What does O.K. stand for? Feb 15, 2016

You say it dozens, maybe hundreds of time every day, but have you ever wondered just what those two little letters actually stand for? Is it Latin, French, Ancient Hebrew? When was it first used? Does it actually stand for anything? And, most importantly, why does Redd want to dip a baby in hummus? Tune in to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How did they put an ear on a mouse? - with Dr Karl Feb 08, 2016

Remember that image of an ear seemingly growing out of a mouse's back? Well, we've been asked what the hell that was all about and how, in fact, it even happened. Joined once again by the incredibly intelligent and surprisingly patient, Dr Karl Kruzelnicki, this is one fact you wanna get your ears around. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did Queen Elizabeth 1st instigate a beard Tax? Jan 31, 2016

If you've seen the Cate Blanchett film, 'Elizabeth', you may be one step closer to answering this one. Unfortunately, not only has Dave not seen it, he doesn't even know what era she's from. Listen as Hannah tears him a new one for his lack of Elizabethian knowledge, while Redd tries his best to dig him out of his knowledge hole. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Who invented the high five? Jan 25, 2016

You've done it a million times and you've been left hangin' a million more. But have you ever wondered, who actually invented the high five? Prepare your open palm for the celebration of a lifetime, because you are about to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Who was Murphy in Murphy's Law? - with Dr Karl Jan 17, 2016

"Whatever can go wrong will go wrong" - a very fitting description of this podcast. This week we talk to a very special guest, the one and only Dr Karl Kruszelnicki who tries his very hardest to fact up the We Fact Uppers. Does he succeed or fail? You decide.

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Why would anyone kidnap a spider? Jan 11, 2016

This week, not only does Hannah goes to juvie (yes, Juvenile Detention Centre) but we also try to figure out exactly why anyone would kidnap a spider and hold it ransom. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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What sparked the dance epidemic of 1518 in Strasbourg? - with Dave's Mum Jan 03, 2016

We know you partied hard over New Years, but we bet it was nothing like how hard these Strazbourgians partied. Find out just what caused them to get their boogie on in the first EVER We Fact Up episode... of 2016. With very special guest - Dave's Mum, Mrs Zwolenski. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Xmas Special - why do Germans hang pickles at Christmas? Dec 21, 2015

As another Xmas rounds the corner, it seems only fitting that we delve into the inner workings of German tradition of "Hanging the Pickle". Metaphor, Euphemism, Analogy for a special game your crazy uncle used to play? You'll find out in our very merry xmas special on German Pickles. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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How long could you survive in space for without a suit? Sep 29, 2015

You're in your spaceship floating calmly through the night, you're not wearing your spacesuit, the doors suddenly open for no apparent reason and you're sent spiralling into the dark abyss. How long will you survive? Tune in to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why do men's and women's shirts button up on different sides? Sep 27, 2015

Ever looked at your own shirt, then your partner's and though DAMN, what's up with those buttons yo? Well, wonder no more. BONUS: the most amazing coincidence you may have ever heard! Must be heard to be believed. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did a UK submarine carry a reindeer for 6 weeks? Sep 26, 2015

Ever find yourself underwater with 56 of your Navy buddies and a reindeer for 6 weeks? It's happened to as all right? No? Just these guys. Ok. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why did the CIA put batteries into cats? Sep 25, 2015

The 60's were a crazy time. Find out just how crazy in this spectCATular episode of We Fact Up where no one's safe, not even the CIA.. or cats. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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Why are donkeys in bathtubs illegal after 7pm in Oklahoma? Sep 24, 2015

In Oklahoma there's a very strange law - it's illegal to keep a sleeping Donkey in a bathtub after 7pm. Why? We dig deep to find out. Hosted by Dave Zwolenski and Matthew (Redd) Peterson.

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We Fact Up Trailer Jul 09, 2014

Have you ever wondered how much you'd know without the help of the internet? How would you answer questions like 'who invented the high five' or 'what does OK stand for' without Googling? What if you had to work it out yourself? That's the game that We Fact Up plays - each episode we get asked questions by our listeners and attempt to work out the answers using only the power of conversation. The one rule - NO GOOGLING until the end. And have fun (ok that’s two rules, but you get what we’re saying).
Hosted by Dave Zwolenski, Redd Peterson and James 'Martine' Blake it's the comedy/fact podcast everyone can play.

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