Unhinged with Chris Klemens

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End of an Era Jun 30, 2022

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Sitting on his empty hardwood floors, Chris unloads on packing up his house, tells behind the scenes moments of the movers, gets a surprise visit from bff and roommate Andrew Lowe, mentions a secret Patreon episode spilling the tea about his neighborhood, mentions the grapefruit method, gets into historical birthday drama with Ellen DeGeneres and Dakota Johnson, gets confused between George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush, gets inquisitive about c*m and gives verdicts on caller disputes as a last hoorah from his LA house. •Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to https://MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. •Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • DONATE to support the Perry Family: https://gofund.me/d4ffdcb8 • DONATE to support LA Family Housing; https://lafh.org/donate • DONATE to support Angel City Pit Bulls: http://www.angelcitypits.org Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Name That Song Jun 23, 2022

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Chris swings and misses on a few truths and a lie, slays guessing song titles and artists, gives verdicts on caller disputes and hits high notes on a broken microphone. DONATE to support the Geena Davis Institute on Gender in Media: https://seejane.org/ Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I Blacked Out at a Drag Show Jun 16, 2022

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Chris celebrates the one year anniversary of Unhinged with Chris Klemens, storytimes about seeing RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Willow Pill with friends Andrew Lowe and Katia Temkin, shares about nearly blacking out and waking up with a VIP sign and a fan from the Drag Yourself to The Valley event, farts on camera and laments missing friend Anastasia Karanikolauo’s birthday party while recovering from a hangover. •Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/klemens- Enter promo code KLEMENS for 83% off + 3 months & Antivirus for FREE! •Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to http://DADGRASS.COM/UNHINGED. DONATE: to support The Skatepark Project: https://skatepark.org/ Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Am I Smarter Than a Drunk 5th Grader? Jun 09, 2022

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Chris chats about conspiracy theories, gets into astrology and science, shares about the hotness or lack thereof of certain celebrities, including Jack Harlow, Ryan Gosling, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, Rihanna and Paul Rudd, touches on Pablo Picasso and Salvador Dali, let’s loose on the lottery, poorly plays two truths and a lie, hears about listeners’ fetishes, sees if he’s smarter than a 5th Grader, hands out verdicts on listener disputes, and chats celebrity encounters all while getting wasted on wine. • Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to https://MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) DONATE: to support those affected by the The Robb Elementary School shooting in Texas: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-relief Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Enough is Enough Jun 02, 2022

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Chris shares about waxing his buttcrack, rants about school shootings, puts the NRA and politicians on blast, calls out Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz and the other senators not willing to pass gun legislation, celebrates that Team USA Olympians listen to his podcast, freaks out about feet, cringes about kissing cousins, provides jacuzzi etiquette, bestows brilliance on butt wiping and gives verdicts on caller disputes. Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED DONATE: to support those affected by the The Robb Elementary School shooting in Texas: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-relief Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Getting Into a Fight at a Red Light May 26, 2022

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Chris talks Mulholland Drive and LA aggressive drivers, storytimes about road rage that got him into an altercation, delights about Real Housewives, Family Guy, Bob’s Burgers and The Kardashians, gets into listener secrets about hook ups, STDs and college professors, gives verdicts on caller disputes, celebrates the virtues of good toilet paper, and rants about Starbucks, bananas, depression, 73% of the Los Angeles population, squirrels and hosts at hot restaurants all while his loveable dog sleeps by his side. Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to http://DADGRASS.COM/UNHINGED. DONATE to support both the individuals and families affected by the Buffalo mass shooting and the Texas Elementary School shooting: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/buffalo-mass-shooting-fundraisers https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-relief Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bottled Water Taste Test May 19, 2022

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Chris celebrates his friend’s graduation from Berkeley law school, rants about the exclusive snobbery of the hotel he stayed at in the Bay Area, goes down under with an Australian accent, shares about his battles on the freeway with 18-wheelers, shares an article from Ripley’s, taste tests and ranks water from companies Core, Smart Water, Dasani, Poland Spring Origin, Perfect Hydration, Kroeger Ralph’s, Aquafina, Essentia, Evian, Life, Eternal and Well. Rumor has it he has been peeing ever since. Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to https://MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. Donate to Buffalo Mass Shooting Fundraisers: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/buffalo-mass-shooting-fundraisers Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Travis Barker Paternity Test May 12, 2022

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Chris unpacks insane secrets during two truths and a lie, calls for a paternity test between Travis Barker and a listener, talks catfishing and dating apps such as Tinder, Hinge, Feeld, etc., searches for love, and gives verdicts on caller disputes all while his loveable dog Booger sleeps by his side. DONATE to support abortion resources: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic • Get Surfshark VPN: https://surfshark.deals/klemens (use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE) • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://betterhelp.com/unhinged Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roasting Celebrities with Drew Afualo May 05, 2022

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Chris and special guest Drew Afualo discuss escalator etiquette, dig into yelp reviews, take different sides on mayonnaise, give verdicts on caller disputes, sound off on sugar daddies and sugar babies, talk tacos and delicious Mexican food, discuss mailman delivery fantasies, get spooked by Chris’ dog Booger, chat about Cameo, tell BDSM story requests, share about slutty man outfits and talk celebrities Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudeikis, Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Jason Momoa. Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to DADGRASS.COM/UNHINGED. Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. DONATE to support Project Glimmer: https://www.projectglimmer.org/ Support Ukraine: https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/ https://docs.google.com/document/d/15eTsCgyH8T3OJSka3UFnw5-XgMu40E74d6Sqg4IxRHw/mobilebasic https://www.wfp.org/stories/world-food-programme-set-assist-thousands-refugees-ukraine Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ FIND MORE DREW • TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drewafualo?lang=en • Podcast (The Comment Section): https://lnk.bio/thecommentsection • Podcast (Two Idiot Girls): https://open.spotify.com/show/7pMtPlUxSXf9NcoSu2ZzX6 • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/drewafualo/?hl=en • Twitter: https://twitter.com/DrewAfualo?s=20&t=wXFFrNeQtrk6l2gwDTOngQ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coachella Storytime from Hell (with Andrew Lowe) Apr 28, 2022

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Chris and special guest Andrew Lowe recount their Coachella 2022 weekend experiences, including desert disasters, getting lost at the festival, reconnecting with friends, traffic jams, celebrating friend Rebecca Black, Airbnb annoyances, a wild ride from their Uber driver dubbed “Motorola BigAunty”, high-priced acai bowls and chicken fingers, losing and searching for his vlog camera, a surprise sightings of Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian’s hairstylist Chris Appleton, post festival PTSD, and musical acts Daniel Caesar, Snoh Aalegra, The Regrettes, Joji, Giveon, Disclosure, Conan Gray, Megan Thee Stallion, Steve Lacy, Harry Styles, Billie Eilish, Swedish House Mafia and The Weeknd. • Check out TheFreezePipe.com and use promo code "KLEMENS" at checkout to save 10% off your next order! If you can smoke from it, Freeze Pipe makes it. Your lungs & your throat will thank you! • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED Donate: Hope for Hallie Foundation: https://hopeforhallie.org/donate/ Support Ukraine: https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/ https://docs.google.com/document/d/15eTsCgyH8T3OJSka3UFnw5-XgMu40E74d6Sqg4IxRHw/mobilebasic https://www.wfp.org/stories/world-food-programme-set-assist-thousands-refugees-ukraine Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Andrew: https://www.instagram.com/andrewlowe/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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