Unflopped

100 and out - The Series Finale Mar 04, 2022

In this feature-length finale Stuart, Sean and Joe celebrate 100 episodes of the Unflopped Podcast with messages from listeners, a very special game of 'Bop Or Flop', and a look into the crystal ball of pop.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

99. Suede Vs Fleetwood Mac Feb 18, 2022

In this specially extended, penultimate episode the Unflopped crew discuss harmonic ambiguity, deceptive cadence, and greasy percussion. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘So Young' by Suede and 'Sara' by Fleetwood Mac.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

98. Prince Vs David Bowie Feb 04, 2022

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Berlin, Paisley Park, and the 'gender benders'. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Look Back In Anger’ by David Bowie and ‘If I Was Your Girlfriend’ by Prince.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

97. Lissie Vs The Whitest Boy Alive Jan 21, 2022

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Bergen (Norway), Rock Island (Illinois), and carrots (three ways). Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘1517’ by The Whitest Boy Alive and ‘When I'm Alone’ by Lissie.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Bonus episode: Listener Suggestions Unflopped #6 Dec 31, 2021

Stuart, Sean and Joe are currently holed-up in the Unflopped winter cabin, but we've left one extra present under the tree for you. In this bonus episode we check out some more flops recommended by listeners and pick one to be added to the Unflopped hall of fame.

This week's artists are Crush, Fine Young Cannibals, Eve Gallagher, Naomi Campbell, Natasha King, Tina Arena, Alice, Sparks, Sugababes, and Bananarama.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

96. Kate Bush Vs Destiny's Child Dec 24, 2021

In this special Christmas episode the Unflopped crew discuss belly chains, bongos and Santa's bulging sack. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘8 days of Christmas’ by Destiny's Child and ‘December Will Be Magic Again’ by Kate Bush.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

95. Sheila & B. Devotion Vs The Joubert Singers Dec 10, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss disco, fake news, and "vibe fatigue". Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Stand On The Word’ by The Joubert Singers and ‘Spacer’ by Sheila & B. Devotion.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

94. Jessie Ware Vs Tanita Tikaram Nov 26, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Brett Anderson, Leonard Cohen, and Sonia. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Champagne Kisses’ by Jessie Ware and ‘Stop Listening’ by Tanita Tikaram.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

93. Björk Vs The Sugarcubes Nov 12, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss geysers, volcanoes and ejaculation. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Birthday’ by The Sugarcubes and ‘Pagan Poetry’ by Björk.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

92. Erasure Vs Nick Kamen Oct 29, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss orcs, jeans, and alien dogs. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Heavenly Action’ by Erasure and ‘I Promised Myself’ by Nick Kamen.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

91. The Housemartins Vs Joe Jackson Oct 15, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss ABBA, Fatboy Slim and Margaret Thatcher. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Sheep’ by The Housemartins and ‘Real Men’ by Joe Jackson.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

90. Shamir Vs Those Dancing Days Oct 01, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss gender identity, northern soul, and Joe's bumhole. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Those Dancing Days’ by Those Dancing Days and ‘On The Regular’ by Shamir.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

89. Madonna Vs Madonna - with special guest Edward Russell from 'Inside The Groove' Sep 17, 2021

In this specially extended episode the Unflopped crew is joined by Edward Russell, host of the smash hit podcast 'Inside The Groove', to dissect Madonna's 'Madame X' album and the singles 'Medellín' and 'Crave'. What happened at Eurovision? What is Fado? What's going on with that eye patch?! And which of these singles will be officially Unflopped by Edward and Judge Joe..?

Follow 'Inside The Groove' @InsideTheGroove

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Bonus episode: Listener Suggestions Unflopped 5!!! Jul 30, 2021

The Unflopped out-of-office is on and we are officially on our hols, but we've prepared this special treat to keep you going. In this bonus episode Stuart, Sean and Joe check out some more flops recommended by listeners and pick one to be added to the Unflopped hall of fame.

This week's artists are Barbra Streisand, Berlin, Belvedere Kane, Betty Boo, Florrie, Voice Of The Beehive, France Jolie, Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Sam Sparro and Samantha Fox.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

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88. Britney Spears Vs Britney Spears #FreeBritney Jul 16, 2021

In this Britney Spears special, the Unflopped crew discuss fantasy fragrances, gun violence, and sexy flutes. Stuart and Sean each pitch a Britney flop that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Criminal’ and ‘Perfume’.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

87. The Slits Vs Jobriath Jul 02, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss punk, tits and masculinity. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Heard It Through The Grapevine’ by The Slits and ‘I'm A Man’ by Jobriath.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

86. Shania Twain Vs LeAnn Rimes Jun 18, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss joy, heartbreak, and low-down-dirty-dawgs. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Up!’ by Shania Twain and ‘Nothin' Better To Do’ by LeAnn Rimes.

85. Spagna Vs Tatjana Jun 04, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss fright-wigs, power-dressing, and Pamela Anderson. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Santa Maria’ by Tatjana and ‘Easy Lady’ by Spagna.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Eurovision Bonus Clip: Italy - Måneskin 'Zitti E Buoni' May 23, 2021

In an exclusive bonus clip, the Unflopped crew discuss Eurovision 2021 champions Måneskin and their winning entry 'Zitti E Buoni'. This segment was cut from our Eurovision Spectacular episode because it was far too long and we thought this was one of the least interesting of the selected songs, but what do we know?! We're experts in flops, not hits!

84. The Cardigans Vs Phoenix May 21, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Mozart, Franz Liszt and the "circle of fists". Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Carnival’ by The Cardigans and ‘Lisztomania’ by Phoenix.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

83. Eurovision Spectacular - with special guest Gary Farrell May 07, 2021

In this specially extended episode the Unflopped crew is joined by Eurovision guru Gary Farrell to discuss the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest. The good, the bad and the ugly of Rotterdam 2021 are up for discussion and we predict the winner, as well as choosing our personal favourites.

Follow Gary Farrell on Instagram: @mr.gpf

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

82. Sylvester Vs Divine Apr 23, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Miles Davis, John Coltrane, and Ursula the Sea Witch. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Shoot Your Shot’ by Divine and ‘I Need Somebody To Love Tonight’ by Sylvester.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

81. Cher Vs Mylène Farmer Apr 09, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss cockroaches, gruel and Mariah Carey. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘You Wouldn't Know Love’ by Cher and ‘Désenchantée’ by Mylène Farmer.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

80. Talk Talk Vs Squeeze Mar 26, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Maid Marian, Burt Bacharach, and Shostakovich. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)’ by Squeeze and ‘Such A Shame’ by Talk Talk.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

79. Taylor Swift Vs Tove Lo Mar 12, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss cheesy teen country music, the United Kingdolls, and the British Library Sound Archive. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Moments’ by Tove Lo and ‘Delicate’ by Taylor Swift.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

78. Katy Perry Vs Avril Lavigne - with special guests Crystal and Baby Lame Feb 26, 2021

In this special episode the Unflopped crew is joined by RuPaul's Drag Race UK legend Crystal, and punk-horror-drag superstar Baby Lame to discuss Drag Race, Canadian pop and unlikeable popstars. Crystal and Baby each bring a pop gem for Judge Joe's consideration and one of them is officially unflopped. This week’s songs are ‘Bon Appetit’ by Katy Perry and ‘Here's To Never Growing Up’ by Avril Lavigne.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

77. Appleton Vs Melanie Blatt Feb 12, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss cork wedges, gypsy skirts, and career-ending combat jackets. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Everything Eventually’ by Appleton and ‘Do Me Wrong’ by Melanie Blatt.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

76. Lonnie Gordon Vs Princess Jan 29, 2021

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss pop royalty, bank managers and horny daddies. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘In The Heat Of A Passionate Moment’ by Princess and ‘Beyond Your Wildest Dreams’ by Lonnie Gordon.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

75. Dolly Parton Vs Dolly Parton Jan 15, 2021

In this special Dolly Parton episode the Unflopped crew discuss Jesus, Gandalf, and Dennis Nilsen. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop Dolly single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Potential New Boyfriend’ and ‘He's Alive’.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Bonus episode: Listener suggestions Unflopped 4!!! Dec 25, 2020

SURPRISE!!! The Unflopped zoom is being given a festive break, but we've popped this special treat in your stocking to brighten up what might be the most miserable Christmas ever. In this bonus episode Stuart, Sean and Joe check out some more flops recommended by listeners and try to agree on one to be added to the Unflopped hall of fame.

This week's artists are Rachel Stevens, Erasure, Thereza Bazar, The Other Two, Hilary Duff, London Boys, Leilani, Al Corley, Agnes and Nichola Holt.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

74. Amanda Lear Vs Toto Coelo Dec 18, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Avon ladies, bin bag dresses, and Salvador Dali. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Follow Me’ by Amanda Lear and ‘Milk From The Coconut (Part One)’ by Toto Coelo.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

73. Gloria Estefan Vs Vanessa Amorosi Dec 04, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Fidel Castro, the Olympics, and Doop. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Hotel Nacional’ by Gloria Estefan and ‘This Is Who I Am’ by Vanessa Amorosi.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

72. Hole Vs Santigold Nov 20, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss lawsuits, alien wrestlers and Malibabes. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Malibu’ by Hole and ‘L.E.S. Artistes’ by Santigold.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

71. George Michael Vs Terence Trent D'Arby Nov 06, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss ska, Prince, and pornography. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Let Her Down Easy’ by George Michael and ‘Let Her Down Easy’ by Terence Trent D'Arby.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

70. Diana Ross Vs Sheryl Lee Ralph Oct 23, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Motown, Broadway and hobo drag. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘The Boss’ by Diana Ross and ‘In The Evening’ by Sheryl Lee Ralph.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Bonus episode: Listener suggestions Unflopped 3!!! Sep 04, 2020

SURPRISE!!! Unflopped towers has been moth-balled while we're on our hols, but we've left you a special treat to tide you over until we return. In this bonus episode Stuart, Sean and Joe check out some more flops recommended by listeners and try to agree on one to be added to the Unflopped hall of fame.

This week's artists are The Nolans, Patrick Wolf, Leigh Jaeger, Heidi Montag, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, VV Brown, Les Rythmes Digitales, Sandra, B*Witched and Tracey Ullman.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

69. Prefab Sprout Vs Banderas Aug 21, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss wonky Zoom chats, socially distant videos, and dick divers. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘When Love Breaks Down’ by Prefab Sprout and ‘This Is Your Life’ by Banderas.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

67. Bucks Fizz Vs Giorgio Moroder Jul 24, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Britney Spears, Donna Summer and David Van Day. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Reach Out’ by Giorgio Moroder (featuring Paul Engemann) and ‘You And Your Heart So Blue’ by Bucks Fizz.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

66. Agnetha Fältskog Vs Frida Lyngstad Jul 10, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss princesses, trolls and Nazis. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Wrap Your Arms Around Me’ by Agnetha Fältskog and ‘I Know There's Something Going On’ by Frida Lyngstad .

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

65. Charli XCX Vs The Knife - with special guest Jodie Harsh Jun 26, 2020

In this special episode the Unflopped crew is joined by producer, DJ and drag legend Jodie Harsh to discuss skinheads, drag queens and twonks. Jodie brings two of her favourite pop gems for Judge Joe's consideration and one of them is officially unflopped. This week’s songs are ‘Vroom Vroom’ by Charli XCX and ‘Pass This On’ by The Knife.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

64. Paris Hilton Vs Ashlee Simpson Jun 12, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss pop star siblings, wardrobe coordinators, and cos waves. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Nothing In This World’ by Paris Hilton and ‘Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)’ by Ashlee Simpson.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

63. Randy Newman Vs Dalida May 29, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss heuristics, the '50s progression and the Kardashians. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Monday Tuesday... Laissez Moi Danser’ by Dalida and ‘I Love L.A.’ by Randy Newman.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

62. Eurovision Spectacular - with special guest Rob Holley May 15, 2020

In this special episode the Unflopped the crew is joined by journalist and #EurovisionAgain creator Rob Holley to discuss the Eurovision Song Contest that never was. The good, the bad and the ugly of Rotterdam 2020 are up for discussion and we reveal our winner as chosen by Unflopped listeners.

Follow Rob Holley: @robholley and @EurovisionAgain

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

61. Whitney Houston Vs Celine Dion May 01, 2020

In this extended lockdown episode the Unflopped crew get together on Zoom to discuss vocal agility, melisma, and Jedward. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Ashes’ by Celine Dion and ‘I Didn't Know My Own Strength’ by Whitney Houston.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

60. Yoko Ono Vs Aneka Apr 17, 2020

In this special, extended lockdown episode the Unflopped crew discuss Zen Buddhism, Gaelic waulking songs, and the Teletubbies. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Walking On Thin Ice’ by Yoko Ono and ‘Alister McColl/Alasdair Miccholla’ by Aneka.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

59. Natalie Imbruglia Vs Alisha's Attic - with special guest Bright Light Bright Light Apr 03, 2020

In this special episode the Unflopped crew are joined by Welsh-born, NYC based pop artist Bright Light Bright Light AKA the very lovely Rod Thomas to discuss Cher, Bananarama, and all things pop. Rod brings two of his favourite hidden pop treasures for Judge Joe's consideration and one of them is officially unflopped. This week’s songs are ‘Pretender Got My Heart’ by Alisha's Attic and ‘Want’ by Natalie Imbruglia.

Bright Light Bright Light's single 'This Was My House' featuring Nikki Harris, Donna De Lory and Initial Talk is out now and his new album is coming soon. Find out more at www.brightlightX2.com.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

58. Mark Ronson Vs Yeah Yeah Yeahs Mar 20, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss mellotrons, afrobeats and werewolves. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Heads Will Roll’ by Yeah Yeah Yeahs and ‘Somebody To Love Me’ by Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. featuring Boy George and Andrew Wyatt.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

57. Sheena Easton Vs Five Star Mar 06, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss The Brit Awards, The Masked Singer, and Pebble Mill. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘So Far So Good’ by Sheena Easton and ‘Somewhere Somebody’ by Five Star.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

56. Kelly Rowland Vs Michelle Williams Feb 21, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Grange Hill, Little Wayne and #PoorMichelle. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘We Break The Dawn’ by Michelle Williams and ‘Motivation’ by Kelly Rowland.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

55. Lorde Vs La Roux Feb 07, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss riots, drugs, and Peppa Pig. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Perfect Places’ by Lorde and ‘Uptight Downtown’ by La Roux.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

54. Gabrielle Vs Dina Carroll Jan 24, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss OCD, paralysing stage fright and the lament bass. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘So Close’ by Dina Carroll and ‘Forget About The World’ by Gabrielle.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

53. Pet Shop Boys Vs Hercules And Love Affair Jan 10, 2020

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Harry Styles, Axl Rose, and "boogie". Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Blind’ by Hercules And Love Affair and ‘Being Boring’ by Pet Shop Boys.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Bonus episode: Listener suggestions Unflopped 2!!! Dec 26, 2019

SURPRISE!!! To help you get through your post-party slump, we thought we'd serve you up festive portion of Unflopped. In this bonus episode Stuart, Sean and Joe check out some more flops recommended by listeners and try to agree on one to be added to the Unflopped hall of fame.

This week's artists are Army Of Lovers, Rhianna, Markus Feehily, Lisa Moorish, Cerys Matthews, Scissor Sisters, Jennifer Holliday, Frazier Chorus, Sabrina Washington and The B-52s.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

52. Aretha Franklin Vs The Pointer Sisters Dec 20, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss RuPaul, sister acts, and Dennis Edwards' wig. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Jump To It’ by Aretha Franklin and ‘Dare Me’ by The Pointer Sisters.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

51. Grace Jones Vs The Human League Dec 06, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss toadstools, asymmetrical bobs, and sugar daddies. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘All I Ever Wanted’ by The Human League and ‘Walking In The Rain’ by Grace Jones.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

50. Dead Or Alive Vs Sabrina - with special guests the Readers Wifes Nov 22, 2019

In this special episode of Unflopped it's a Readers Wifes takeover as we are joined by Chelsea Kelsey (aka Mark) and Kim Phaggs (aka Jelly), house DJs from legendary London club Duckie. Team Mark and Team Jelly each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Brand New Lover’ by Dead Or Alive and ‘Gringo’ by Sabrina.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

49. Cheryl Vs Nicole Scherzinger Nov 08, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss talent shows, Touche Éclat, and malaria. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Let You’ by Cheryl and ‘Run’ by Nicole Scherzinger.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

48. Sia Vs Beth Ditto Oct 25, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss unconscious bias, Tinder, and Rebecca Loos. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘I Wrote The Book’ by Beth Ditto and ‘Clap Your Hands’ by Sia.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

47. Kylie Vs Dannii Oct 11, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Sylvester, Wee Jimmy Krankie, and the cock destroyers. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Touch Me Like That’ by Dannii Minogue Vs Jason Nevins, and ‘Timebomb’ by Kylie Minogue.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Bonus episode: Listener suggestions Unflopped!!! Aug 30, 2019

SURPRISE!!! Even though Unflopped Towers has been locked up for the summer break, we thought we'd leave you with a very special extra slice to keep you going. In this bonus episode Stuart, Sean and Joe check out some flops recommended by listeners and try to agree on one to be added to the Unflopped hall of fame...

This week's songs are:

Sinitta 'I Don’t Believe In Miracles'

Do Me Bad Things 'What’s Hideous'

D:Ream 'Party Up The World'

Pop! 'Heaven & Earth'

Dina Carroll 'Special Kind Of Love'

Airhead 'Funny How'

Precious 'Rewind'

When In Rome 'The Promise'

CocknBullKid 'One Eye Closed'

Jewel 'intuition'

Laura Branigan 'Spanish Eddie'

This bonus episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

46. Nadine Coyle Vs Mutya Keisha Siobhán Aug 16, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Prince's vault, Sugababes wrapping paper and Tesco. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Insatiable’ by Nadine Coyle and ‘Flatline’ by Mutya Keisha Siobhán.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

45. Antony and the Johnsons Vs Imogen Heap Aug 02, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss unrequited love, trivial pursuit, and Belinda Carlisle. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘You Are My Sister’ by Antony and the Johnsons and ‘Come Here Boy’ by Imogen Heap.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

44. Kate Bush Vs Kate Bush - with special guest Justin Vivian Bond Jul 19, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew are joined by multi-award-winning artist (and one half of Kiki & Herb) Mx Justin Vivian Bond to discuss the music of pop legend Kate Bush. Stuart and Sean each pitch a Kate Bush flop that they think deserved to be a hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘This Woman's Work' and 'Cloudbusting'.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

43. Elton John Vs Carly Simon Jul 05, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Wall Street, the cold war, and Carly Simon's nipples. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Act Of War’ by Elton John & Millie Jackson, and 'Let The River Run' by Carly Simon.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

42. RuPaul Vs Deee-Lite Jun 21, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss wigs, catsuits and Shazork. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Supermodel (You Better Work)’ by RuPaul and ‘Runaway’ by Deee-Lite.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

41. Janet Jackson Vs Wendy & Lisa Jun 07, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Prince, The Beatles and Britney Spears. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘The Pleasure Principle’ by Janet Jackson and ‘Waterfall’ by Wendy & Lisa.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

40. Mel B Vs Melanie C May 24, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss avocados, bananas and clone-snogging. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Set You Free’ by Melanie C & Jodie Harsh and ‘For Once In My Life’ by Mel B.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

39. Eurovision Special - Maruv Vs Koit Toome & Laura - with special guest Rob Holley May 10, 2019

In this Eurovision special the Unflopped crew are joined by The Independent's Eurovision correspondent, Rob Holley, to discuss poodle strudel, tromboning, and fan wank. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Siren Song’ by Maruv and ‘Verona’ by Koit Toome & Laura.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

38. Tori Amos Vs Diana Vickers Apr 26, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss celebrity namesakes, the ITV Chart Show and Rumpelstiltskin. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Cinderella’ by Diana Vickers and ‘Silent All These Years’ by Tori Amos.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

37. Christina Aguilera Vs Shakira Apr 12, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss reggaeton, reinvention and the Billboard Tropical Airplay Chart. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Chantaje’ by Shakira (featuring Maluma) and ‘Not Myself Tonight’ by Christina Aguilera.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

36. Stacie Orrico Vs Dana Dawson Mar 29, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss electrodes, interludes, and cat burglars. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘I Could Be The one’ by Stacie Orrico and ‘Got To Give Me Love’ by Dana Dawson.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

35. Kim Wilde Vs Hazell Dean Mar 15, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss interrupted cadence, war chants, and "egg voice". Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Love In The Natural Way’ by Kim Wilde and ‘They Say It's Gonna Rain’ by Hazell Dean.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

34. Rufus Wainwright Vs Furniture Mar 01, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Simon Mayo, Su Pollard, and Alannnah Currie's Marimba. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘I Don't Know What It Is’ by Rufus Wainwright and ‘Brilliant Mind’ by Furniture.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

33. Barbra Streisand Vs Elaine Paige - with special guest Myra DuBois Feb 15, 2019

In this show-tunes special the Unflopped crew are joined by the songbird of South Yorkshire, Myra DuBois, to discuss Bowie, Bolan, and Dina Carroll. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘With One Look’ by Barbra Streisand and ‘Be On Your Own’ by Elaine Paige.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

32. Cyndi Lauper Vs 2NE1 Feb 01, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Bros, K-pop, and EGOTs. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘I Love You’ by 2NE1 and ‘Into The Nightlife’ by Cyndi Lauper.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

31. Liza Minnelli Vs Marc Almond Jan 18, 2019

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Grimes, Jacques Brel, and Technotronic. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Don't Drop Bombs’ by Liza Minnelli and ‘Jacky’ by Marc Almond.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

30. ABC Vs Malcolm McLaren Dec 14, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Sheffield, Stoke Newington, and Harlem. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘The Real Thing’ by ABC and ‘Deep In Vogue’ by Malcolm McLaren and the Bootzilla Orchestra featuring Lourdes and Willi Ninja.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

Birthday bonus episode!!! Dec 02, 2018

Hooray! It's Unflopped's first birthday and we're celebrating with a very special, extended, birthday bonanza. In this episode the Unflopped crew answer tough listener questions and we share the original, unreleased pilot episode of Unflopped (cringe!). Thank you for listening!

This bonus episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

29. Roxette Vs Sky Ferreira Nov 30, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss clowning, krumping, and singing ducks. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘One’ by Sky Ferreira and ‘Stars’ by Roxette.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

28. Fifth Harmony Vs Alexis Jordan Nov 16, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss serial killers, ventriloquists and The X Factor. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Hush Hush’ by Alexis Jordan and ‘That's My Girl’ by Fifth Harmony.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

27. Eurythmics Vs Matia Bazar Nov 02, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Giuseppe Verdi, Prince, and Las Ketchup. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Shame’ by Eurythmics and ‘Ti Sento’ by Matia Bazar.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

26. Solange Vs Angie Stone Oct 19, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue, and Henry Purcell. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘I Decided’ by Solange and ‘Wish I Didn't Miss You’ by Angie Stone.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

25. Bananarama Vs Bananarama Oct 05, 2018

In this special edition of Unflopped, the crew are joined by Bananarama tour DJ Neil Prince to discuss Cliff Richard, Whoopi Goldberg, Henrik Ibsen and the mighty Bananarama. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Trick Of The Night’ and ‘I Can't Help It’ by Bananarama.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

24. Ace of Base Vs Samantha Mumba Sep 21, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Troye Sivan, time travel (again), and flimsy teen pop. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Don't Need You To (Tell Me I'm Pretty)’ by Samantha Mumba and ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ by Ace of Base.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

23. Cher Vs Marina And The Diamonds Sep 07, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss crotchets, quavers, and Lambrini. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Woman's World’ by Cher and ‘Power & Control’ by Marina And The Diamonds.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

22. Nina Hagen Vs Company B Aug 24, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss poppers, aliens, and the iron curtain. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Fascinated’ by Company B and ‘New York, New York’ by Nina Hagen.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

21. Madonna Vs Madonna Aug 10, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss capes, stairs, and patchouli oil. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Living For Love’ and ‘Oh Father’ by Madonna.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

20. Nicola Roberts Vs Siobhán Donaghy Jul 27, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss girl groups, marching bands, and Renault Twingos. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Beat Of My Drum’ by Nicola Roberts and ‘Don't Give It Up’ by Siobhán Donaghy.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

19. Genesis Vs Deacon Blue Jul 13, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss teen crushes, summer anthems, and bagpipes. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are 'Jesus He Knows Me' by Genesis and 'Dignity' by Deacon Blue.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

18. Cathy Dennis Vs Martika Jun 29, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss gay pride, Beverly Hills 90210, and Annie: The Musical. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are 'You Lied To Me' by Cathy Dennis and 'Martika's Kitchen' by Martika.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

17. Róisín Murphy Vs Fischerspooner Jun 15, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss art-jazz, lawyer-rock, and #Uturnia. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are 'Overpowered' by Róisín Murphy and 'Emerge' by Fischerspooner.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

16. Talking Heads Vs Romeo Void Jun 01, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Kanye, Moneypies, and The Wombles. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are 'This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)' by Talking Heads and 'A Girl In Trouble (Is A Temporary Thing)' by Romeo Void.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

15. Pulp Vs Kirsty MacColl May 18, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Star Test, Sheffield, and ABBA (again). Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are 'Do You Remember The First Time' by Pulp and 'Walking Down Madison' by Kirsty MacColl.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

14. Deuce Vs Girls@Play May 04, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Eurovision, gothic pop, and sex dungeons. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are ‘Airhead’ by Girls@Play and ‘On The Bible’ by Deuce.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

13. ABBA Vs Change Apr 20, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Katy Perry, diminished chords, and the Joy of Sex. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are “The Glow Of Love” by Change and “The Day Before You Came” by ABBA.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

12. Dusty Springfield Vs Dusty Springfield Apr 06, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Peter Stringfellow, nuns, and the cosmic freakstorm that led to Stuart and Sean choosing flop singles by the same artist, from the same album, in the same week! Judge Joe has his work cut out for him. This week’s songs are “In Private” and “Nothing Has Been Proved” by Dusty Springfield.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

11. Fuzzbox Vs Arcadia Mar 23, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Troye Sivan, Q Magazine, and "Yacht Rock". Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are 'Goodbye Is Forever' by Arcadia and 'Self!' by Fuzzbox.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

10. Debbie Harry Vs Lisa Stansfield Mar 09, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Kylie, PWL, and Lisa Stansfield's tonsils. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are “This Is The Right Time” by Lisa Stansfield and “Sweet And Low” by Debbie Harry.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

9. 911 Vs Julia Fordham Feb 23, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss the Oscars, shag tags, and Nanny McPhee. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are “Love Sensation” by 911 and “(Love Moves In) Mysterious Ways” by Julia Fordham.

This episode was edited by Ben Goodstein.

8. Robyn Vs Cicero Feb 09, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Smash Hits magazine, Robyn conspiracy theories, and pop stars who use Tinder. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are “Call Your Girlfriend” by Robyn and “Love Is Everywhere" by Cicero.

7. Carly Rae Jepsen Vs The Communards Jan 26, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss chamber music, Canadian Idol, and Greggs the bakers. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are “You Are My World” by The Communards and “Run Away With Me” by Carly Rae Jepsen.

6. Britney Spears Vs Laban Jan 12, 2018

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss syndrums, the Spice Girls musical, and Britney's fragrance empire. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This week’s songs are “Radar” by Britney Spears and “Love In Siberia” by Laban.

5. Boy George Vs Paula Abdul Dec 29, 2017

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss addiction, spirituality, and Joe's thesis on "Orientalism in the works of Paula Abdul". Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This weeks songs are "My Love Is For Real" by Paula Abdul and "Bow Down Mister" by Jesus Loves You aka Boy George.

4. Stevie Nicks Vs Supersister Dec 15, 2017

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss Rick Nowels, disco, and Bessemer converters. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict. This weeks songs are "Coffee" by Supersister and "I Can't Wait" by Stevie Nicks.

3. Sinead O'Connor Vs McAlmont & Butler Dec 02, 2017

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss harmonic ambiguity, British sign language, and Naomi Campbell's egg-throwing. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict.

2. Sydney Youngblood Vs Clea Dec 02, 2017

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss transport hubs, bathing in treacle and the trash-heap of former talent show contestants. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict.

1. Donna Summer Vs Belinda Carlisle Dec 02, 2017

In this episode the Unflopped crew discuss anthemic choruses, Donna Summer's alleged homophobia, and how many horses there are in Belinda Carlisle's 'Runaway Horses' video. Stuart and Sean each pitch a flop single that they think deserved to be a pop music hit and Judge Joe gives his verdict.

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