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Guess what? Not all video games are about shooting people in the face or driving recklessly! Games have evolved into a rich and varied medium where there’s something for everyone. No gaming experience? No console? No idea where to start? Enter your heroines, Anna Tarkov and Jessica Dennis.

Latest Episodes:

78: A Charity for Game Developers Mar 16, 2016
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Doesn't this scene from Lost Tracks look cool? But it's actually the most annoying part of the game.

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Hellooooooo there, dear listeners! Anna is at GDC this week, but the show goes on as usual, not least because Jessica has Some Strong Feelings about a game she played this week. Spoiler alert: they aren’t good feelings :-p
Meanwhile, Anna talks in more detail about Clash Royale, Amazon has some sort of new type of app store that we can’t figure out, and Jessica wonders if there’s a very specific and political reason that Supercell is so successful*.
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter (and follow Jessica and Anna too), like us on Facebook and email us if you want to put tilt controls in your game (warning: this will result in you getting yelled at :-))
Stuff we mentioned:
Trump rally cancelled in Chicago
Jessica's alma mater hosts Anita Sarkeesian
Pokemon Picross
Droppy Balls (iOS & Android)
Faily Brakes (iOS & Android)
The Inner World (iOS & Android)
Bertram Fiddle (iOS & Steam)
Lost Tracks (iOS only)
Tiltagon (iOS & Android)
LIMBO (iOS & Android)
Clash Royale (iOS & Android)
Here’s a baby gorilla
Australian baby possum
Telepaint (iOS only)
Supercell is making so much money
Megan Fox’s episode
Amazon has created a new type of app store
Lumberyard
Goat Simulator (iOS & Android)
Jessica is the purveyor of awesome cat GIFs
*Extremely minor correction: as it turns out, Rovio is also located in Finland, which may or may not weaken Jessica's wild theories

77: Empathetic Killbots Mar 09, 2016
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Mobile games are serious business

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After two weeks of guests, we had a lot of complaining bottled up, so here we go!
And because we didn’t want to just complain to each other, we asked our friend and sometime developer of games, Joe Macirowski, to join us.
But don’t worry. It’s not only complaining as we also talk about what we are playing (Jessica has built a robot army, what?), some awesome news of course, and, well, yes, ok, there is a lot of shouting at Apple. But then what else is new?
So, sorry we’re not sorry that this episode is over an hour long, but the complaining wasn’t going to record itself!
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter (and follow Jessica and Anna too), like us on Facebook and email us if you think you can kick Jessica's ass at gin rummy :-p
Stuff we mentioned:
Joe's previous episode
Cinemoji (iOS only)
You Must Build a Boat (iOS & Android)
Grand Gin Rummy (iOS & Android)
Dirac (will be out on iOS soon)
Choice of Robots (iOS & Android)
Attack of the Clockwork Army (iOS & Android)
Firewatch
Cibele
Train Conductor World (iOS only for now)
The Voxel Agents
Bag It (iOS & Android)
Love You to Bits (iOS only)
Slide the Shakes (iOS only for now)
Desert Golfing (iOS & Android)
Clash Royale (iOS & Android)
Assassin's Creed: Identity (iOS only for now)
Joe's recommended battery charger
Ken Wong officially announces a new studio!
New State of Play game coming
Lumino City (iOS only)
Hitman GO developers talk mid-core
Mortal Kombat X (iOS & Android)
Apple's Phil Schiller takes over stuff
Neven Mrgan's episode
Binding of Isaac gets rejected by Apple
Our friend Brian
Does the ESRB rate mobile games?
iOS update with night shift
ATP tipster on Twitter
ATP

76: The Old Reach-Around Mar 02, 2016
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We are back with another awesome guest this week. Incidentally, it’s someone else we had trouble luring in; is there some sort of conspiracy to see how long game developers can evade our clutches? The answer is, not long! So after persistent badgering, we bring you Rumpus Animation’s Seb Burnett, the brains behind the adorable Victorian comedy adventure game, Bertram Fiddle.
It turns out Bertram is basically Seb. Or is Seb really Bertram? They live inside each other on Twitter so who really knows? What we do know is that Dad jokes are great, meat should be sold door to door, and quirky, funny adventure games should be plentiful.
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter (and follow Jessica and Anna too), like us on Facebook and email us if want to join our team of Donald Trump assassins.
Stuff we mentioned:
Bertram Fiddle Kickstarter
Dopamine from social media
Bertram Fiddle on Steam
Amanita Design
Kate Hindley
Bristol games hub
Flappy Bird
Color Switch (iOS & Android)
Our episode with "Fireproof Barry"
Shooty Skies (iOS & Android)
Kickstarter video with "Tim Schafer"
Ron Gilbert
Thimbleweed Park

75: Get Off Your Ass and Try Feb 24, 2016
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Try... to forge... a good thing!

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At long last, we welcome special guest Barry Meade! Barry is the head of Fireproof Games, the studio behind the enormously popular and award-winning Room games of which we are huge fans and whose third installment won our 2015 GOTY.
Barry talked with us about his career in the industry, how Fireproof was born and what he thinks has been the key to his company’s success. But more importantly, he made an impassioned plea for innovation and excellence in mobile game design. And he asserted that developers and the industry at large need to rethink the way they approach the platform and its gamers. We might have gotten goosebumps a little.
Please rate and review us on iTunes if you want everyone to hear awesome episodes like these, follow us on Twitter (and follow Jessica and Anna too), like us on Facebook andemail us if you’ve ever stolen someone’s work so we can yell at you!
Stuff we mentioned:
Commodore 64
Amiga
Bullfrog
Guildford, UK
Criterion Studios
Burnout
Unity
Chinese puzzle boxes
Zen Bound (iOS only)
Pocket Gamer article from 2013
Our episode with Asher
Ryan Cash
Snowman
Alto’s Adventure (iOS & Android)
GTA
Omega Agent for VR
Monkey Island
LucasArts games
Grim Fandango: Remastered
The Room on Steam
Doom
Quake

74: Negative OMG You're Going to Die Celsius Feb 17, 2016
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If including a photo of an adorable arctic fox is wrong, we don't want to be right

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Yes, yes, we know we promised you special guest Barry Meade on this episode, but everything imaginable went wrong and then we had technical difficulties soooo… no Barry for now.
But next week! Next week there will be Barry and in the meantime there is us reveling in our awesome new listener reviews, talking about what we’re playing (or not), the news of the week, and what’s that? Someone thinks Neko Atsume is a dirty capitalist game?! For our thoughts on that and much more, listen now :-)
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter (and follow Jessica and Anna too), like us on Facebook and email us if you also have a AAA sob story to share :-)
Stuff we mentioned:
You Must Build a Boat (iOS & Android)
Libsyn
The Room 3 (iOS & Android)
Neko Atsume (iOS & Android)
A capitalist critique of Neko Atsume
Young boy spends thousands in Jurassic World game
Object permanence
Tamagatchi
Let's Go Rocket (iOS & Android)
Spawn on Me
_PRISM (iOS only)
Rust Bucket (iOS & Android)
Amazon launches Lumberyard
Amazon's game studio
Interview with head of Lumberyard

73: In a Parallel Universe Feb 10, 2016
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Even though Jessica is trapped in an alternate universe, luckily that universe has both warm cats and recording equipment. So the show goes on! :-)
We announce our next super exciting guest, talk new and old games we’re playing, try to figure out if Nintendo stole their first mobile game idea from a nascent social app and much, much more.
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter, like us on Facebook and email us if you want to brag about your Peachball score ;-p
Stuff we mentioned:
Fireproof Games
The Room
Monument Valley LEGO idea
Canabalt (iOS, Android & Steam)
Mr. Jump (iOS only)
Procedural generation
Adam Saltsman
Bex Saltsman
The Guides (iOS & Android)
The Westport Independent (iOS & Android)
Papers, Please
Shooty Skies (iOS & Android)
Land Sliders (iOS & Android)
Caishen
Matt Ditton
Andy (Sum)
Puzzledrome (iOS only for now)
Weather Underground
Pull My Tongue (iOS only)
Nintendo gives more Miitomo details
Our most recent episode with Shareef
Peach
Peachball
Alto's Adventure will be free on Android
Noodlecake
UK government funds games
Bushido Bear trailer
Runaway Toad trailer
Gamasutra op-ed

72: Ruining Your Productivity Feb 03, 2016
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And when you double-tap a card...

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We were all ready to love new puzzler Twofold, but we're... unsure. Also, Anna dives pretty deep into Crashlands while Jessica tries to stay objective about a game designed by Donald Rumsfeld. Yes, that Donald Rumsfeld.
We also fill you in on the latest adorable updates to the games we care about, wonder if we’ll even attempt The Witness, and hey, there’s a contest specifically for indie mobile games. All this and more, so get to listening!
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter, like us on Facebook and email us if you have a better Donald Rumsfeld joke to make than that one Medium commenter ;-p
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Stuff we mentioned:
Churchill Solitaire (iOS only for now)
Twofold (iOS & Android)
Threes (iOS & Android)
rympdkapsel (iOS, Android & Steam)
Monument Valley (iOS & Android)
Hocus (iOS only)
Star Trek: Timelines (iOS & Android)
Crashlands (iOS, Android & Steam)
Crashlands devs' podcast
Butterscotch Shenanigans
Capoiera
Capoiera gameplay
Rust Bucket (iOS & Android)
Land Sliders (iOS & Android)
Indie mobile game contest
Asher Vollmer
Joel McDonald
The Witness video review
Jonathan Blow
The Stanley Parable
App slicing
Take This
Kitten Zelda meme
Video games can help with anxiety
Donald Rumsfeld is an app developer?

71: Peeing in a Jar Jan 27, 2016
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Mason jars: hipster drinking glasses and gamedev toilets

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Because we are suuuuper important gaming podcasters of note (not really), we got some codes for some games this week. So, you know, disclaimer given, we have ethics, blah, blah, blah :-p
Meanwhile, Jessica also plays a game with cats, because of course, and Anna dives into the new Star Trek game, among others. You know you want to hear our opinions on all of the above.
In gaming news this week, some people are pissed that The Witness is going to cost $40? PUH-LEASE. You’ll hear about this and more in our news discussion.
Please rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and email us if you’ve ever peed in a jar and can justify why it was necessary to do so ;-p
Stuff we mentioned:
Jessica’s pile of cats
Cat Physics (iOS & Android)
Battle.net
Crashlands (iOS, Android & Steam)
Chutzpah
Furdemption (iOS only)
Mutant Mudds (iOS only)
Rust Bucket (iOS & Android)
Nubs' Adventure (iOS & Android)
Totes the Goat (iOS only for now)
Xeodrifter
The developer: Jools Watsham
Star Trek: Timelines (iOS & Android)
John de Lancie (Q)
Baum (iOS only)
Botanicula (iOS & Android)
Joel's interview
Matt & Andy are in GQ, but the article isn’t online :-(
The Witness
Jonathan Blow is peeing in a jar?

70: The Bechdel Test for Games Jan 20, 2016
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Don't be this mobile game developer

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What is the Bechdel Test for Games? No, it doesn't have anything to do with the real Bechdel Test. You'll just have to listen to find out.
Also, it turns out that Jessica isn't cut out for critiquing games unless she thinks no one is listening, while Anna has no problem savaging the games she tries, because hey, they totally deserve it.
Meanwhile, a developer contemplates making the sequel to their game F2P and their struggle to decide strikes us as very problematic, we talk about what we're playing, read a new iTunes review, and much more!
Remember to rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and email us if you can do a better fake French accent than Jessica ;-p
Stuff we mentioned:
Pocket Mortys (iOS & Android)
Adult Swim Games
Rick & Morty
Pokemon
The #Jessicareviews tweet in question
New Star Trek game (iOS & Android)
RPGs
Halfpipe Hero (iOS only for now)
Grayout (iOS only)
Neven's episode
Sling Kong (iOS & Android)
Submit a bug report to Apple
Into the Dim (iOS only for now)
Choices (iOS only for now)
Rust Bucket (iOS & Android)
Nitrome
Beneath the Lighthouse (iOS & Android)
Prettygreat
Mighty Games
Furdemption (iOS only)
The developers' blog post
Our friend Joe
YMBAB sales
Big changes at Ustwo
Ken Wong's episode
Ustwo games group photo
Samsung Gear VR game by Ustwo
#Annareviews and #Jessicareviews tweet

69: We Are the Unlikely Gamers Jan 13, 2016
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Our first guest of 2016 joins us on this episode and we are super excited to welcome him.
Neven Mrgan is a designer at his day job, but he has also made some unforgettable iOS games, most recently Grayout, which is a prequel to the earlier Blackbar.
We talked to Neven about how he decided to start making games, where he gets his inspiration, how the App Store should be revamped, and much, much more.
Please remember to rate and review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and email us if you know how we can get Tim Cook to hire Neven ;-)
Stuff we mentioned:
YMBAB dev tells Jessica to stop
Panic
The Incident (iOS only)
Space Age (iOS only)
LucasArts Adventures
Aphasia
Monkey Island
Tomb Raider
Bioshock
Gone Home
Steve Gaynor
Monument Valley (iOS & Android)
Monument Valley in year two
Into the Dim (iOS only)
VVVVVV (iOS & Steam)
Super Meat Boy
Indie Game: The Movie
Super Hexagon (iOS & Android)
Kero Blaster (iOS only)
Dungeon Raid (iOS & Android)
Spaceteam? (iOS & Android)
Async Corp (iOS only)
Paradox Factor (iOS & Android)
To Be or Not to Be (iOS & Android)
Peach

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