Stay ConnectedCourtney and Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them to discuss the latest shows and gossip with “Two Judgey Girls”.
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WARNING: Major ADD this episode. Polls results are in for the best housewife. We revisit the most anticipated fashion show of the year, Kim D’s POSCHE standing for Piece of Shit Cokehead Homewrecker Everyday. Meanwhile in the South, Courtney thinks she is the best match for RelationSHEP. VPR premiere brings it. Poor Brittany gets called out by Jax and her Postmates habits then he cheats on her with Faith. We don’t know what’s worse? Come judge with us!
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This week we question if Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon put their differences aside...maybe for the cameras. Kim Z returns to Atlanta and Kenya asks if she had reassignment surgery. Theresa throws another glass of red wine in New Jersey after the claims she has rekindled an old flame...haven’t Juicy Joe and her been together since middle school? Plus Courtney and Mary are still single even though their parents pimp them out at bars. Come judge with us!
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Courtney met Meghan King Edmonds in real life. Delores accused Danielle of taking drugs but we think Soggy Slicker is on them. And the Academy Award for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Margaret as #cakegatecontinues. Cynthia is officially a cougar and Porsha has a disease that makes her not go on long plane flights--it's called Being Cheapitis. Mark Deuber may or may not (but probably does) get his D sucked at The Round Up. The OC finale party was a dud and we don’t even know what The King Collection is. Come judge with us!
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Find out who listeners would rather sleep with: Mark Deuber or David Beador? Would you rather have Peggy or Meghan as a mom? All answers are revealed. Shannon and Soggy Flicker both went through hormone therapy this week...we doubt it worked. We fell more in love with Dolores and Marg this week (and Archie the dog!). Andy was impressed with Brandi not bringing sexual chocolate to the reunion show. Cam was thankful as well. And taglines are officially out in Hotlanta! Also, it's Summer Mary's birthday, and we can only imagine what will happen...
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Vicki finally got her long awaited casserole after returning back to the hotel from an Icelandic ER. Turns out it was “high blood pressure” aka an anxiety attack/dehydration/lack of sleep which we call a hangover. She’s a hair of the dog kind of girl and made up with Tamra over champs while Peggy is still in her room talking to Diko. In the Garden State, Soggy stopped taking her meds and continues to fly off the handle. She wants to get a sharp knife and put it in the Powerhouse with Pigtails. Speaking of wives with knives, in Dallas, Leanne says she is going to slit Brandi’s throat. Her engagement brunch didn’t go exactly as planned as half the party walked out, but we think she solidified another season all about her wedding. Come judge with us!
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Teresa's mom was looking down on us when we experienced a technical difficulty the first time we tried to record because we were #blessed with the new of Shannon and David FINALLY separating! We are so looking forward to single Shannon and Kelly out on the town, securing us AND them for another season. Sparkle Dog food killed it (probably literally) in Dallas. We beg Soggy to keep her cookies to herself and Danielle may or may not have been a scumbag in what she told Teresa. Thanks for judging with us and we are sorry for the delay... but it's well worth the wait!
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Blame Courtney from LA for being sick last week and missing a recording. We are so happy to be back in Jersey and see Soggy Flicker cry over salty crab cakes. We have a new stalker named SEXZ Chef. No one even flinched when Leann shattered a champagne flute over in Dallas. Now Kameron understands why they had plastic cups. In Orange County, Peggy confronts Shannon and then we have to hear her yell/cry the rest of the episode. How many tears will be in Iceland? Come judge with us...
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It's Easter in the OC. But really we are just wondering what kind of egg the Dallas ladies put up their Vaaaaa-jay-jay? Plastic or hard boiled? David wants Shannon to get all spoons out of her mouth, including the silver one. "Just kidding Dear." Sexual chocolate was really the star in Mexico aka the black dildo that Kameron Westscott wanted in pink. And who's lying Brandi or Cary about doctors killing people on the table? Come judge with us!P.S. Don't forget to give us a 5 star review and DM us for horrible advice!
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KIDashian spin off coming 2018 featuring Kimye 3.0, Khloe, and baby lip kit Kylie. We just can't keep up with the Kardashians. In the OC, Peggy held her ground about cancer and refereeing, but not peanut galleries. Leanne got MVP this week accusing Cary of doing yoga and Mark receiving BJs at the Round Up. We also got to see 2 boob jobs, one by a plastic surgeon and the other by a "gyno". Please use your Cover Girl powder for recovery and come judge with us!
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Kelly Godd's farewell 32G party was a BUST (pun intended). Shannon yelled at Tamra like she was her daughter and had yet another mental breakdown on camera. Vicki still claims she's not a con artist and we don't understand why Steve and his kind eyes like her. In Dallas, the HonesTea didn't go so well. Leanne, sans her new engagement ring, blamed her carnie past on calling Cary a C-U-Next-Tuesday. Oh, and per usual, but more than normal, lots of ADD this episode...come judge with us.
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