Stay ConnectedCourtney and Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them to discuss the latest shows and gossip with “Two Judgey Girls”.
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Any Bravo fan knows that tonight was our Super Bowl! We dissect every second of the SCANDOVAL in the Vanderpump Rules finale episode. What a time to be alive! Come judge with us!
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Truly, what a time to be alive! We discuss all things Summer House, RHONJ, and SCANDOVAL. Can Danielle ever recover from that meltdown? Will she and Lindsay ever be friends again? Should Robert have stepped in? Why is no one happy for Radhouse? In New Jersey, Paulie claims he has a ring for Dolo, Danielle still isn't talking to her brother and Luis wouldn’t even share water with Joey Gorga. Why did the Gorgas not RSVP to the wedding? Something About Her had a taste test that left Katie, Ariana, and Mrs. Maloney in tears. Our mouth dropped with Raquel talking to Ariana about her sex life and then “standing her own” with Katie. Truly unbelievable and we still get ONE more episode! There is so much to talk about! Come judge with us!
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The Peaches are back for Season 15 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Kenya feels alive again--she has been awakened and is preparing to take down Martell, Sheree's new beau. According to Sanya, she went from Mr. Community Service to Mr. Community Property. The streets are talking and saying he has enough sperm to impregnate all of Atlanta…but according to Kenya that shouldn't be a problem for Sheree. She is looking good in her She by Sheree but we aren’t exactly sure if you can buy her athleisure wear. Marlo is in a good place with the boys and Michael and William seem happy. Sanya came to play with the big girls this season, throwing Ross a $100k 40th birthday party! We finally know why her entire family lives with her and off her now. Drew doesn’t even make an appearance in episode one but Ralph manages to come to the party, where newbie Courtney and Kandi get into it! Kandi has a feeling of darkness this season as she struggles to manage being a mom, wife, and entrepreneur. Don’t get in her way or she might headbutt you. Come judge with us!
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SEASON 3, EPISODE 13: MIAMI VICES
We go back in the Vanderpump Rules archives to revisit Miami Girl's confrontation with Sandoval. What’s that expression: Hindsight is 20/20?! No truer words have ever been spoken. Kristen “flies in” Anne-Marie from Miami to tell her every dirty secret from the vacation. We find out Tom was chill, wanted to hold hands, and stayed up all night having heart-to-hearts before having S-E-X with his 4.5 expletive. It’s Scheana’s wedding week and she is worried Kristen might tell someone to “suck a dick” at her reception. Meanwhile Schwartz is pursuing his model/acting career and Jax is trying to girlfriend up Carmen. These men had us all fooled and nine years later, not much has changed in their behavior, but we the viewer have become wiser. We loved going down memory lane and hope you do too! Come judge with us!
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An extra long podcast today because well, we have the time and, well, because we like to ramble on and on and on... This week of Summer House brought us back to the old days. Kory and Sam are the future and we are along for the ride. The Carl and Lindsay fight was brutal: Should he defend her more? Was she too harsh to him? The fighting continues on Vanderpump rules. Round 1: James vs Schwartz with a bad joke about Rachella that ended up with beer in the face and comparing proposals. Round 2: Lala vs Schwartz which consisted of insults like corny, bootleg housewife, and broke 40 year old loser. Round 3: Raquel vs Katie because she's not a homewrecker. Round 4: Sandoval vs Katie, with Sandy projecting on Katie and denying anything has happened between him and Raquel. Can someone roll footage on the 1am Abbey night?! Every time we see progress with Teresa and Melissa, we see a bit of regression. Have we reached the final straw? OVER IT! Should Marge be worried about Lexi? And we love Danielle, who is also the future of RHONJ. Come judge with us!
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An unsuccessful FBI trip to Coachella, resulting in seeing not a single VPR cast member. But that's ok because we still have so much to talk about! Did you like Summer House this week? We think Summer House should incorporate more of their city life, as we got to see the RadHousewarming party. Should Carl have talked to Danielle? Will Danielle admit to having a tough summer and she and Lindsay can make up? VPR is truly the gift that keeps giving. We applaud Katie this week for setting up her boundaries with Schwartz and exposing who he really is: making out with 4 people while they were married! Meanwhile, Sandoval can’t wipe the smile off his face around Raquel. She truly is his heroin. He is also trying to find any way not to use his sperm with Ariana. Raquel finds out that Oliver is still sleeping with his (ex?)wife while the internet and Lala call her a mistress…if she only knew what was going to happen. In Ireland, Tre asks how much is 80 Euro in English, Jackie is chugging her Guinness, Danielle and Rachel the Rat are on a hamster wheel of a fight that Marge keeps trying to get in on, Jen Aydin creates a new word, and Antonia is mentioned for not attending Milania’s Sweet 16. The Gorgas think Tre is doing all this so they don’t go to the wedding and look bad but will probably come groveling at the reunion. Come judge with us!
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This week we break down the Tom Sandoval and Howie Mandel interview--who thought that was a good idea? Bravo definitely didn’t approve! In VPR, we get to see Scheana have her happily ever after with her #1 best friend, and come to find out she’s been married for a year! Katie and Kristina in their muppet glory watch it all from the balcony. Katie also finds out about Raquel and Tom kissing and she is livid! How could he humiliate her in front of everyone? Schwartz shows his true colors and tries to seek empathy from James, you know, Raquel's ex-fiancé. The ladies of Jersey head to Ireland to find out what Marge's arsenal has on Melissa. Aydin finally admits to talking to the tea reader prior and shares with Danielle that Melissa was making out with someone in the back of a car! Melissa is still upset her mother, Donna Marco, isn’t invited to the wedding and Tre is the coolest sister around. We loved a party at the Summer House and enjoyed celebrating Kyle's 40th with the cast old and new. Can Danielle and Lindsay every come back from this? Reunions do have a way of healing... Come judge with us!
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To think that Mary didn’t think anyone would watch VPR this season... We have been dissecting every seconds of this show! Do not miss Schwartz on WWHL! Can you believe Raquel Alex McCord had to deliver the message to Katie Jill Zarin about not being able to use the pool with a swim up bar, you know like the pool that you can swim up to the bar? We also discuss gaslighting Schwartz, LVP trying to stay relevant, Lala warning Ally, and Raquel kissing the other Tom! In New Jersey, we aren’t sure if any of the women have ever been in a modern house, Jackie obsessing over Danielle and her brother story, plus the new bridesmaids since Dina and Tre aren’t talking (GIVE US THAT!). What really happened with Louis and Dina’s husband? Can the show actually survive without Teresa or did this week prove out that she is needed? Can we make Lindsay a housewife and Carl can be the Ken Todd to her LVP? This gang up is just getting to be too much! Too much that we are enjoying the presence of Kory and are excited to watch his relationship with Sam unfold! Come judge with us!
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It feels like it's been much too long, but here we are! Congratulations to our March MANness 2023 Winner, Captain Jason! We are so excited to have him join the Hot Hall of Fame (which is taking place this week in our stories)! People say they aren't enjoying Summer House, but why? Are Carl and Lindsay real? Is Lindsay hiding her true self? Is Danielle projecting? Are the others not ready to confront their own issues? Will the fights between the Gorgas and Teresa ever end? Why is Luis wearing Nonno's pajamas? Why was this not made a bigger deal? Why does Jackie care about Danielle's issues with her brother when Jackie doesn't address her own issues with her sister? Why is every episode of VPR like looking for Easter eggs? Why is James the funniest person on TV (slash we would never want to be his friend)? Why did Ally hitch her wagon to him? Why did Katie go to Mexico? Why did Kristina Kelly come to the Welcome Dinner? Why is Brock hot with his new haircut? Justice SURved! Come judge with us!
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Coming early to you this week! We hope you're all having fun with March MANness! We break down where the brackets currently sit, the upsets, and who we see continuing on. Who do you think will be our 2023 March MANness Winner? Don’t forget you can buy merch (is it... Merch MANness?)! We also deep dive the VPR mid-season trailer and are somehow on Team Raquel after the Katie Divorce Trip. In RHONJ, we talk about the softball game, not feeling bad for Frank Sr as Dolores progresses in her relationship with Paul, being Team Tre, and Melissa remodeling her new house after fan backlash. Is Summer fun? Why is everyone against RadHouse? What is it about this couple that affects the house so much? Come judge with us!
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