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S5 Ep37: Our First Ever Petty Court is in Session!!! Sep 23, 2025

hiiiii freaksssss!!! one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in your petty disputes - IDIOT GIRL COURT IS IN SESSION! in this episode we break down the finale of "the summer i turned pretty", when you live in a house full of drivers - how do you decide whose car gets to be in the garage???, and what we would do if our boyfriend kept using clean towels for every shower (don't worry, we sentenced him to jail!)

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S5 Ep36: How Deison Would Win The Hunger Games with a Crush ??? Sep 16, 2025

hiii CHATTTTT! this week we talked more about y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Drew's dalliance with the Poop Man, what we've been loving on tv lately, and how Deison relates to Namake in "Chief of War"!!

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S5 Ep35: Why Jacob Never Stood a Chance Against Edward ??? Sep 09, 2025

hellooo CHATTTTT !!! this week we continued to giggle and argue over y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Parks & Rec vs. The Office, why was Belly dressed like that this week????, and whether or not Phil Dunphy was a good dad/husband !?

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S5 Ep34: Interstellar is Overrated??? Sep 02, 2025

hi freaks!!! due to the nature of our FYPs & overall feeds, we asked y'all to send in your hot takes on movies and tv shows! in this episode we talked about Rory being a brat on "Gilmore Girls", why we don't know that "The Notebook" is really all that romantic, and we talk about boundaries with the internet!

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S5 Ep33: Should I Leave my BF Who Subscribed to my Friend's OF??? Aug 26, 2025

hi freaks!! this week we answered more of y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about decentering dating, the absolute sh*t show on TSITP, andddd drew getting cucked by the lady who did her pedicure! WE LOVE WOMEN IN SALES!!!

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S5 Ep32: Drew is Finally Confronting Bonrad Stans ??? Aug 19, 2025

hi CHATTT!!! this week as promised, we answered more of y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about the 20 minute onscreen kiss at the end of "Superman", our thoughts on situationships and dating!!!, and our current favorite tv shows!

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S5 Ep31: Full Bush & Balconette One Piece Summer ??? Aug 12, 2025

hi CHATTT!!!! this week we asked y'all to send in things you would love some advice from us on! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on full bush summer, why we disliked Conrad so much in this week's TSITP episode (s3:e5!!), and our thoughts on overcoming avoidant attachment style! we'll continue our advice series next week!!

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S5 Ep30: How Drew Survived Her 21st Birthday??? Aug 05, 2025

hi freaks!! this week we decided to do a good ole fashioned Q and A!!! in this episode we talk about why Jeremiah's dad hates him so much, our favorite things about each other (that we also secretly dislike LMAO), and what our current thoughts are on the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" OBVIOUSLY!!!

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S5 Ep29: The Summer I Turned into a KPop Demon Hunter ??? Jul 29, 2025

hi CHATTTT!!!!! this week we didn't put out a prompt so instead we shared all of our thoughts (per usual LMAO) in this episode we talked about how much we loved season 4 of "The Bear", why we're Team Laurel for the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty", and how many microphones to the head Drew would give each of the main characters from "TSITP"

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S5 Ep28: The Summer I Turned Into a Cuck ??? Jul 22, 2025

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "things that feel embarrassing that aren't embarrassing" !! in this episode we discuss why it's never embarrassing to bring up your peanut allergy (attention DUH!), that awful feeling of needing to scoot out of a booth when you're feeling sweaty, and our much awaited thoughts on the newest season of "the summer i turned pretty"!!!

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S5 Ep27: Why is Walking Back After Bowling so Embarrassing??? Jul 15, 2025

hi sick lil bb freaksssss!!! this week we wanted y'all to send in things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing! in this episode we talked about Donnie's 21st Birthday trip to Disney World, Drew's intense megalophobia at work, and why it feels so humiliating to walk back to your car after you get a pedicure!
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S5 Ep26: Balding Men Clinging to Their Last 3 Hairs??? Jul 08, 2025

hi freaks!! we returned to giggling over y'all's Recession Indicators! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent DNF, Deison's thoughts on the Queer Ultimatum Reunion, and our thoughts on the "Princess Treatment" trend???
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S5 Ep25: Why Can't I Bring My Pillow to the Love Island Villa??? Jul 01, 2025

hi CHATTTT!!!! this week we recapped "The Queer Ultimatum" and some more of our thoughts on "Love Island USA" LOLLLL we'll go back to the recession indicator topic next week! in this episode we talked about "private time" playlists??, the funniest parts of our Patreon episode, and how we'd bring our penjamins into the villa!
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S5 Ep24: How Drew Would Dominate the Love Island Villa??? Jun 24, 2025

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we pulled inspo from TikTok and asked y'all to send in your silly funny recession indicators! in this episode we talked about our favorite bits at the moment, our thoughts on the current season of Love Island USA, and why Lady Gaga returning to her roots is an indicator to us that everything is going to be okay!
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S5 Ep23: How We'll Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic??? Jun 17, 2025

hi freaksss!! this week we concluded our series on "Propaganda You're NOT Falling For!" in this episode we talked about our New York adventures, what movie made Deison cry so hard she had to go lie down in her room, and Drew's thoughts on hey dudes???
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S5 Ep22: Why Do Men Love Rock Climbing So Much??? Jun 10, 2025

hi freaksss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "Propaganda You're Not Falling For"! in this episode we talked about bald people, our thoughts on Eve in the Garden of Eden, and why dates taste bad and need to be DEPLATFORMED!!!
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S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For??? Jun 03, 2025

hi CHATTTTTT! this week we're following the TikTok trend of "Propaganda I'm Not Falling For!" in this episode we talked about Deison's final thoughts on the newest season of SLOMW, Drew's true feelings about Benson Boone???, and how we think about young people meeting each other at the gym?!
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S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car??? May 27, 2025

hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks!
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S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do??? May 20, 2025

hi bb freaksss!!! this week we're back from vacaciones and decided to yap about our favorite things LOL in this episode Deison details the newest season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives", Drew continues to spread the gospel about her current favorite book "A Fate Inked in Blood", and we dive into the Pope's job?? (or what we think he does?? girl IDK)
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S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF??? May 13, 2025

hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting!
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S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up??? May 06, 2025

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...???
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S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions Apr 29, 2025

hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"!
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S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates! Apr 22, 2025

hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOL
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S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games??? Apr 15, 2025

hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names!
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S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!! Apr 08, 2025

hi freakssss! this week we had y'all send us questions for us to answer after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about Drew's current thoughts on the book she's reading, how Deison almost died at her massage, and our thoughts on the best activities to partake in once you've "gardened"! this was a really cute sweet one!
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S5 Ep12: When Your Cheater Ex Tears His Achilles??? Apr 01, 2025

hi CHATTTTTTTT!!! this week we finished up our Best Revenge/Karma Stories theme! in this episode we talked about our time at the Season 2 Premiere for "The Last of Us"!!!, what to do when your ex marries your best friend on your birthday??, and how Damon lives to torture Stefan at least once a year - just like some of y'all with your exes!
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S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter??? Mar 25, 2025

hi lil bb freaksssss!! this week we continued to cackle over y'all's best revenge and karma stories! in this episode we talked about how Drew used to torture men in college??, how to trick your cheating boyfriend into thinking he has a heart condition LOL, and how the worst thing you could ever do to us is make us your enemies!
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S5 Ep10: Donating Your Mean Ex's Clothes to His Fave Thrift Store??? Mar 18, 2025

hiiii CHATTTTT! this week one of our patreoners (s/o Shelby F!) suggested we have y'all send in your best revenge/karma stories! in this episode we talk about Drew's karma on her mean professors, getting the best revenge when you experience a hit and run, and what to do when your cheating ex has a heart attack???
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S5 Ep9: What To Do When a Man Wants To Explain His Gym Routine??? Mar 11, 2025

hi lil bb freakssss!!!! this week we concluded our series on y'all's Niche Red Flags in Men! in this episode we talked about Drew's time at The Oscars!!, why it's annoying when men don't like fruit??? (GROW UP), and how to avoid men who ride electric skateboards and don't own trinkets!
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S5 Ep8: In What World Would a Man Need a Ring Light??? Mar 04, 2025

hi freaksssss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's niche red flags! in this episode we talked about what it was like for Drew to meet Timothee Chalamet LOL, the ick of when men ask to rip your penjamin, and what to do when men go out of their way to let you know they didn't watch "Barbie" LMAOOOO
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S5 Ep7: Why Does Every Man Want to be Iron Man??? Feb 25, 2025

hi lil freaks!!! this week one of our patreoners suggested we ask y'all: what are your niche red flags for men?? in this episode we talked about all of the fun we had in Vancouver!!, that ONE guy who takes his beer softball league too seriously, and when men are too insecure to wear a halloween costume? GROW UPPPPPP
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S5 Ep6: Our Worst Greening Out Experience??? Feb 18, 2025

hi CHATTT!! this week Drew posted a Q&A on her Instagram and we answered y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about what dream fantasy world we'd love to live in, why Deison's lips have been so chapped recently, and the time Drew greened out at a family game night and had to take a quick power nap to work it off!
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S5 Ep5: Making Topless Finsta Accounts for your Bias??? Feb 11, 2025

hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'alls fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about whether or not Deison is actually gay??, how Drew knows that Matt Bomer is for sure in "Suits", and how to get an A in your class by reading Lady Gaga's "Marry the Night" monologue for a project!
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S5 Ep4: Cutting Your Eyelashes Off for 5SOS??? Feb 04, 2025

hi lil freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about Deison's thoughts on A24's "Babygirl", what to do when you wanna send love letters to every male cast member from "Harry Potter", and where we were when we found out Zayn was leaving One Direction LMAO
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S5 Ep3: How We'd Take Care of Each Other as Worms??? Jan 28, 2025

hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued our silly Q&A with y'all! in this episode Deison explains the entire lore of the "XO, Kitty" universe, whether or not we'd compete in reality tv competition shows together, and Drew's current book she's reading!
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S5 Ep2: Fingers that Smell a Little Bit Like Poop or Hair that Smells "Loud"??? Jan 21, 2025

hi lil baby freakssss!!! we're back with a new prompt! this week we asked y'all to send in silly questions for us to answer! in this episode we talked about our favorite songs of all time/our current on repeat, our favorite bits we've shared with y'all, and what books we're currently reading!
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S5 Ep1: The Summer We Turned into a Bad Boy QB??? Jan 07, 2025

HAPPY NEW YEAR CHATTT!!! this week we had y'all send in your Ins and Outs for 2025! in this episode we talked about Deison and Drew's fears of the giant rave lady at the Sphere in Vegas, how we as a society need to bring back FLIRTING, and why delaying a morning poop is NEVER a good idea!
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S4 Ep53: Falling Down in Front of All the Hot People at the Sweat Tour!!! Dec 31, 2024

hi CHATTT!!! this week we finished our annual Embarrassing and Funny Moments of 2024! in this episode we talk about our future trampoline adventures!!, what to do when your wife humbles you at karaoke, and our biggest hopes for each other in 2025!
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S4 Ep52: Is President Snow a Babygirl??? Dec 24, 2024

hi CHATTTTTT!!!! this week we did our annual prompt: what was y'all's funniest/most embarrassing moments of 2024?? in this episode we talked about how we'd intro So You Think You Can Dance contestants, the time Drew greened out before a really important work event, and how Deison's hunt for a new crush is panning out!
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S4 Ep51: Is Drew Reentering the World of Sports??? Dec 17, 2024

hi freaks!!! this week we've been enjoying Drew's break so we forgot to put out a prompt lol so we decided to continue our Q&A from a couple episodes back! in this episode we talked about how to make content without worrying about people's perception of you, our thoughts on Timothée dressing up like Bob Dylan's Sundance red carpet outfit at the premiere of the Bob Dylan biopic???, and the first time Deison got a hate comment!
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S4 Ep50: Getting a Gym Membership for Christmas??? Dec 10, 2024

hi sick lil freakssssss!! this week we read more of y'all's funniest/worst gift stories! in this episode we talked about how to react when your in laws give you a gift themed around the favorite movie series of your boyfriend's ex, our reactions to this season's bakeoff finale!!, and Drew's fun time at the rams game!
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S4 Ep49: The Worst Gifts We've Ever Received and More!! Dec 03, 2024

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S4 Ep48: How We'd Unionize the Bakers in the Tent Nov 26, 2024

hi sick lil freaksss!! this week we concluded answering all y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about our favorite/least favorite parts of touring, how we'd ace the technical round in the Great British Baking Show, and our favorite teachers we had while growing up!
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S4 Ep47: Our Favorite Sister Memories & How Drew Wrote Her Book! Nov 19, 2024

hi sick lil baby freakssss!!! this week we continued to answer some of y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about Dramione fanfics???, eating 50 gyozas after a work event, and who we think was snubbed for the 2025 grammys!
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S4 Ep46: Getting Explosive Chorro at the Wicked Premiere??? Nov 12, 2024

hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we wanted to catch up with y'all and we thought it would be super cutie to do a Q&A with all of you! in this episode we talked about which fictional character we'd give Drew's book to, tips on how we survived living in the Dorms, and how much fun we had at the LA Premiere for "Wicked"!!!
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S4 Ep45: Smash or Pass: Target Shopping Cart??? Nov 05, 2024

hi lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our beloved "Hear Me Out" series! in this episode we talk about setting boundaries, our favorite halloween costumes we saw online, and why liking Lightning McQueen isn't as bad as liking the Target Shopping Cart????? girl IDFK
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S4 Ep44: Why is Mojo Jojo #1 on Your Hear Me Out Cake??? Oct 29, 2024

hiiiiii freaks!! we concluded our spooky season episodes with a pair of sisters we get compared to literally every day of our lives LMAO as well as our Hear Me Out series! in this episode we talked about Drew's experience at her first ever NBA game, why Deison is locked in on James Spader, and we explain our beef with Dean Hardscrabble from "Monsters University."
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S4 Ep43: Jumba from Lilo and Stitch is #1 on Your Hear Me Out Cake??? Oct 22, 2024

hi freaks!! this week we decided to follow our current favorite TikTok trend and have y'all send in your #1 choices for a "Hear Me Out" cake! in this episode we talked about our favorite Olsen twin movies, what happens when we "go LEGO", and wtf is TARS from "Interstellar" doing on this list???
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S4 Ep42: When Your Friends Abandon You Because You're Too Scary Oct 15, 2024

hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's funny stories that happened to y'all while in a costume! in this episode we talked about Drew's issues with Vampire Diaries, when you get into a car accident while dressed like a Christmas tree, and our uncle who has a new bit every single Christmas Eve!
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S4 Ep41: Accidentally Showing Crack Under Your Pickle Costume Oct 08, 2024

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S4 Ep40: Getting Mistaken for Sabrina Carpenter Oct 01, 2024

hi freaks!!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! the first of our 5 costumes is revealed in this episode, we dressed up like one of our current favorite tv show! we answered even more of y'all's gardening questions! in this episode we talked about the masterpiece that is Greta Gerwig's "Little Women", what Deison thinks is Drew's most surprising quirk LMAO, and why Drew worries about Deison's everyday well-being sometimes :D
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S4 Ep39: Dream Smoke Circle with HOTD Characters ??? Sep 24, 2024

hi CHATTTTTT!!! this week we continued our gardening series! in this episode we talk about our weirdest/rudest celebrity interactions, a couple of comments that gagged us??, and if we could build our dream smoke circle with characters from "The House of the Dragon"!
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S4 Ep38: How We Think Bad Ape Would Take Down Bucc-ee in a Fight Sep 17, 2024

hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT
*** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering Donkey from the same move lmao
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S4 Ep37: Answering Y’all’s Dating Questions! Sep 10, 2024

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S4 Ep36: Gardening & Absinthe??? Ok Girllll Sep 03, 2024

hi chattttt!!! this week Drew wanted to do another gardening episode due to popular demand! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the Season 2 finale of "House of the Dragon", what advice we would've given our past selves for their first time gardening, and some of our favorite bits from tour!
***Team, our camera was trying to die at the end so that's why the episode ended so chaotically LMAOOO love that it happened during an episode where we're both super alert and locked in and not under any sort of influence or whatever!
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S4 Ep35: LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS!!!!! Aug 27, 2024

hi CHATTTT! SURPRISE!!! here's the live recording of our recent show in Los Angeles, California and so many of you lil freaks got to be there in person to see it! we know so many of you couldn't make it so we made sure to record one of our best shows so everyone could enjoy it! if you want to watch the rest of the live show to see us do a Q&A with our lil LA freaks, join our patreon!
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S4 Ep34: Dream Video Game to Live in & More Tour Updates!!! Aug 20, 2024

hi chat!! this week we concluded our series on answering all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we talked about Deison's current beef with TSA???, Drew's current book obsession, and share more funny stories from tour!
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S4 Ep33: How We'd Survive the Other Mother in Coraline Aug 13, 2024

hi lil freakssss!! this week we continued to answer all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we recapped the first 11 shows of our tour!!, we shared which ride at Disneyland we'd most like to work, as well as why our earliest memories of us eating cereal in our chonies and watching early morning cartoons at our Grandpa's house lol
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S4 Ep32: Grabbing Fictional Men by their Adams' Apples??? Aug 06, 2024

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S4 Ep31: Going to Team Italian Dinner with Poop in Your Pants??? Jul 30, 2024

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hi freaks! this week we concluded our aura points segment & I can't believe it...but this one might have lost the most aura points out of all the stories we've read ! in this episode we talked about our amazing time at the WNBA All Star game!!, more stories of Donnie being Donnie I guess??, and why tf are team dinners a thing in high school???
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S4 Ep30: Getting Denied by Your Crush with a Box of Donuts??? Jul 23, 2024

hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the Gladiator 2 trailer!
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S4 Ep29: Walking Half a Mile with Poop in Your Pants ???? Jul 16, 2024

hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison was ghosted & she responded so she could have the last word LMAO
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S4 Ep28: FMK: Cam Cameron, Jeremiah, and Conrad?? BE SERIOUS FOR 5 SECONDS Jul 09, 2024

****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u!
hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targaryen are connected, why we went to Erewhon 3 days in a row???, and how Drew was Shrek in a past life!
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S4 Ep27: FMK: Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Walter White ??? Jul 02, 2024

hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!)
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S4 Ep26: FMK: Squatty Potty, Wet Wipes, and Poo Pouri??? Jun 25, 2024

***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu***
hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape would be a good husband!
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S4 Ep25: When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria Jun 18, 2024

hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall!
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S4 Ep24: How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner Jun 11, 2024

hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO
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S4 Ep23: How We'd Write the Perfect Elvis Presley Biopic Jun 04, 2024

hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd -- the answer may shock YOU.
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S4 Ep22: La La Land (Drew's Version) May 28, 2024

hiiiiii freaks :) in this episode we concluded our riveting series of Drew painfully describing what she thinks happens in specific movies for Deison to guess! in this episode we talked about which ape we would eliminate IMMEDIATELY in the "Planet of the Apes" series, a really funny experience we had in New York recently, and why did they make E.T. look all crusty and dehydrated for? like what was the reason????
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S4 Ep21: We're Looking for the Lady with the Sweet Keester May 21, 2024

hiiii sweet lil freaks! this week we continued our series on Drew inaccurately (and sometimes accurately!!) describing movies to Deison! in this episode we talked about our personal nail journey, our thoughts on the "Black Swan", and why "Rugrats in Paris" deserves more national recognition & was 10000% Oscar worthy!!!
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S4 Ep20: Is Beaker from the Muppets a Shrimp or a Crawfish??? May 14, 2024

hi lil freakssss!!! this week we had y'all send in movies for Drew to describe to Deison and why did we lowkey kill this challenge likeeeeeee 🤭 in this episode we talked about our opinions on the "Divergent" series, our current thoughts on the upcoming "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what Drew thinks happens in "Pride and Prejudice" (we've never seen it - bet you couldn't tell!!!)
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S4 Ep19: Why We're Waiting for the Monkeys to Decide May 07, 2024

hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with!
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S4 Ep18: The Love Story Between Timothee Chalamet & the Sand Worms in Dune Apr 30, 2024

hi sick lil freakssssss !!! this week we had our lovely Patreoners send in some questions for us to answer and it was so much fun! in this episode we talked about our 17 hr trip to the Big Apple, how we told our mom we're big BUSTY gals, and what interview questions we'd have for Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, and Timothee Chalamet!
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S4 Ep17: When Your Boyfriend's Underwear is Hard to the Touch??? Apr 23, 2024

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S4 Ep16: When Your Ex-Husband Loves Milk & Not Brushing His Teeth??? Apr 16, 2024

hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!!
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S4 Ep15: Why Do Men Not Like to Wash their Hands, Teeth, or Butts??? Apr 09, 2024

hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him to his wedding???, and how to react when someone serenades you with an intimate ukulele performance ???? :D
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S4 Ep14: Eating 3 to 5 Rotisserie Chickens in This Economy???? Apr 02, 2024

hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :)
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S4 Ep13: Mewing Cartoon Cheetahs and How Drew Almost Saved the NFL Mar 26, 2024

hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ?????
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S4 Ep12: Dream Gardening Circles and Why Hotdogs are Underrated Mar 19, 2024

hi freaks!! this week we did one of our most highly requested episodes where we've "gardened" and answered y'all's questions!! in this episode we talked about our new tattoos!!!, how we'd take care of loose seagulls in our house, and why no one asks Drew about her AP Test Scores????
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S4 Ep11: Stinky Almond Nails and Illiterate Cowboys Mar 12, 2024

hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!!
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S4 Ep10: Is Teen Wolf Better than Vampire Diaries??? Mar 05, 2024

hi freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your hot takes on ALL things regard tv shows and movies and GUESS WHAT - we disagreed a lot with y'all LMAO in this episode we talked about thinking "The Office" is boring?? (so wrong), why "She's the Man" is a cult classic that doesn't get enough recognition, and shared stories from our past lives as corporate america girlies LMAO
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S4 Ep9: When Your Dad Asks Your Crush to Prom For You??? Feb 27, 2024

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our series on the most embarrassing things y'all did for crushes and BOY did you deliver!!! in this episode we talked about Deison's current hyper fixation (white boy of the month obvs), our current bit with Adam (maybe he makes an appearance in this eppy IDK), and the time Drew was in a love square UNBEKNOWNST to her and AGAINST her will :)
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S4 Ep8: Crafting Handwritten Love Poems for Your Crush Isn't Embarrassing ??? Feb 20, 2024

hi sick freaksss!! in the spirit of February we asked y'all to send in stories about embarrassing things you did for crushes and.....it was A LOT... in this episode we talked about falling off your crush's loft bed & having to buy him dinner, new tv shows Drew is currently consuming, and Deison's new crushes !! (spoiler alert: they're men!)
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S4 Ep7: Are Self Help Books a Cry for Help??? FT. Caleb Hearon!!! Feb 13, 2024

hi sick freaks!! first guest episode of 2024 and it's none other than our gorgeous talented hilarious super successful friend Caleb Hearon!!!!! in this episode we talked about Caleb's top secret way to decompress, the life event that forced Drew to complete 75 Hard, and why Deison's veganism changed the trajectory of her friendship with Caleb. this episode felt very gay....not sure why??
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S4 Ep6: Single Ply Toilet Paper is Better than Two Ply????? Feb 06, 2024

hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!)
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S4 Ep5: Deviled Eggs are Disgusting and Will Never be as Good as Egg Salad Jan 30, 2024

in this essay i will prove to you why we believe egg salad will ALWAYS be superior!!! this week we concluded giggling over y'all's ins and outs for 2024! in this episode we talked about what drinks make your breath stink the most, our favorite lip oils, and more of our current favorite bits. ps: we filmed this pre-London so we'll be recapping this in next week's episode!!
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BONUS EPPY TEASER: How We’d Survive the Hunger Games and Tucking Panties Jan 24, 2024

omg what the heck Hi!!! here's a cutie lil snippet of our most recent Patreon bonus eppy! all our bonus eppys have neverending Zoomies and Unfiltered thoughts!
hi sick lil freaks!!! In this super duper up close episode of Two Idiot Girls Gone WILDDDDD why we think our bestie Alex could be the most decorated Canadian olympian of ALL TIME, our thoughts on Regina George being a lesbian, and our current favorite bits!
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S4 Ep4: Pilot Elvis and the Importance of Shower Wash Gloves Jan 23, 2024

hi freaks! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's Ins and Outs as well as have 400000 mins of zoomies :) in this episode we reveal our new set!!!, discussed our first trip in 2024, and the multiple uses for those gorgeous controversial Tabby shoes! it was A LOTTTTT
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S4 Ep3: In: Being a Sick Lil Freak Out: Being a Sicko Jan 16, 2024

hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :)
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S4 Ep2: Stinky Butt for One Week or No New Nails Forever??? Jan 09, 2024

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random...
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S4 Ep1: Being a Sick Little Freak is IN for 2024 Jan 02, 2024

HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO
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S3 Ep52: When You Have to Tell Your Boss You Flooded the Toilet Dec 26, 2023

hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episode we talked about Drew's wild experience at the Barbie premiere, how to gaslight your way out of destroying the concrete curb in your work parking lot, and we revealed Squid's new sibling????? IDK U GOTTA WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION TO FIND OUTTTTT
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S3 Ep51: Giving Our Unwarranted Silent Reviews on Saltburn Dec 19, 2023

hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in this episode we talked about the Cake Boss???, our ranking of the HSM trilogy, and Deison's 30th birthday weekend !!!!
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S3 Ep50: How to Break Up With Someone Who Has a Stinky Butt Dec 12, 2023

hi bestiessssss! this week we concluded our Dating Advice series and we actually answered a lot of questions this time LMAO in this episode we talked about how to confront a bad kisser, getting back into the dating field after a bad breakup, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: what to do when a man puts his bare feet on your lap in the middle of a first date 0_0 ...... WAT
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S3 Ep49: Answering Our Followers' Questions About Dating Dec 05, 2023

hi friendssss!! y'all's favorite episodes are about dating and us giving advice so we decided to combine the two for this one! in this episode we talked about how to date someone with differing beliefs from you (spoiler alert: don't do it lol), how to pick yourself back up after an awful break up, and our unfiltered UNWAVERING thoughts on the 2023 Great British Bakeoff finale!
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S3 Ep48: Why Drew Wants to Marry Pili and Ignore Quality Italian Nov 28, 2023

hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the YouTube version to see it live and in action!
ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Drew's disdain for Capricorns, and Deison briefly talks about her new white boy of the month (it's Tom Blyth lmao) all in all, it was a good time!!
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S3 Ep47: Kiss Marry Ignore: Stinky Butt Stinky Breath or Run a Marathon?? Nov 21, 2023

omg hiiii! this week our Idiot Friends from our Patreon asked for us to play Kiss Mary Ignore with y'all's choices and it was a RIDE lmao in this episode we talked about how we'll always ignore stinky butt, our current favorite bit, and why we think we should be hired to work on season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty???!!
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S3 Ep46: How to Tell Your Roommate She Smells Like Boiled Chicken FEATURING: Good Children!! Nov 14, 2023

omg bean freaks we had the ABSOLUTE pleasure of having our faves Good Children aka Joe & Andrew on the pod this week!! they are TRULY the tethers of us that we always needed :D in this episode we talked about Andrew & Deison making New Years Eve about them, how the 4 of us will for sure be performing at the NYC marathon next year (can you do that?), and why you shouldn't do impressions on a first date.
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S3 Ep45: Pooping Your Pants at Your School's Undie Run??? Nov 07, 2023

omg hi bestiessss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your funniest college stories/stories that happened to you after high school and y'all delivered PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about bad breath vs. stinky breath, getting trampled on your college football field, and the time Drew almost kissed a frog??
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S3 Ep44: Showing Off Your Udders at Your Halloween Work Party Oct 31, 2023

omg hiiii bean freakssss! happy spooky season (or happy Tuesday) to you all! we concluded our funny Halloween stories series this week and we ended on quite the high note. in this episode we talked about that awful moment when no one knows your costume, argued over which is thee SUPERIOR halloween candy, and shared one of our favorite stories about Donnie Dumps!
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S3 Ep43: When the Halloween Bit Goes a Little Too Far Oct 24, 2023

hi besties!! it's spooky season so we thought, what better way to celebrate than by having y'all send in your funny Halloween stories?! in this episode we talk about committing so hard to your costume that you almost pass out from heat exhaustion, that one time Deison took Drew to a Halloween Horror Nights for her bday and almost ruined the entire day, and some of our best Halloween costume moments! it was scary good fun FOR SURE
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S3 Ep42: How Beyonce and the Renaissance Tour Changed Our Lives Oct 17, 2023

hi besties!! so this week we decided to finish off our Q&A series because we ended up getting more questions after last week's episode! in this episode we talked about what we'd be doing professionally if we hadn't started our podcast, our personal interior decorating styles, and what we see happening in each other's futures (will Deison fall in love? what will be Drew's next success?!!) we had a lot of fun i guess idk lmao ok luv u bye!!!
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BONUS EPPY TEASER: Why did we watch the movie “Sleepover” so much as kids??? Oct 16, 2023

omg hiiiiiiiiiii!! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a bonus eppy FULLLLL of an unreasonable amount of zoomies?????? k.
hi idiot friendssss!! In this episode Drew shares a NEW DRINK ALERTTTTT, we share our current faves on the newest season of our absolute beloved “Great British Bakeoff”, and some tea on an upcoming Comment Section episode???? yeahhhh you could say things got a lil wild 👀
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S3 Ep41: Fighting Every Bed Bug that Exists in Paris Oct 10, 2023

hi friends!! this week we continued to answer all of your super cool fun questions for your favorite two idiot girls and it was QUITE a ride??? in this episode we shared our Parisian excusions, what Glee covers are truly THAT girl, and how our moon signs seem to destroy us/reveal our deepest thoughts at the most inconvenient time???
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S3 Ep40: What the Heck is the Roman Empire??? Oct 03, 2023

omg hiii! this week we did a cutie lil q&A from y'all to us because the year is almost over and we thought it was time! in this episode we talk about our dream smoke seshes (why is there so many men in Deison's??? i'm scared?), Drew's current favorite TikTok video, and what our personal Roman Empires are!
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S3 Ep39: Specialty Churros or Chorros??? Sep 26, 2023

hi friends!! omg ok so this week we continued to read y'all's unhinged Disneyland stories and I feel like we continue to learn more and more about y'all...idk if that's good or bad yet but i'll keep you updated i guess?? in this episode we giggle over our favorite football teams??? (this is a lie), the time Drew was killing it on the dance floor and mowed over an old lady & baby, and whatever tf Mickey's Backyard BBQ is?
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S3 Ep38: Trying to Find the Perfect Pooping Bathroom in The House of Mouse Sep 19, 2023

hi friendssss!! because we are both Disney adults and have been requested to do this topic a billion times, we decided to do an episode dedicated to y'all's funniest Disneyland Stories & hot takes! in this episode we shared which bathrooms to NOT use, that time Donnie Dumps was waterboarded on Splash Mountain, and pissing your pants in line for Space Mountain?? idk either man...
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S3 Ep37: Packing Your Poop In Your Purse To Go?? WAT??? Sep 12, 2023

hi friendssss!! this week we continued our series on funny back to school stories and why did so many of you have fart & poop stories?? why was that such a common theme amongst our audience??? WHY DO WE ATTRACT SO MANY OF Y'ALL HERE???? i'm scared... in this episode we talked about the power of gaslighting people into not believing that you farted, that time Deison let a random girl borrow her PE clothes, and more stories about all of the times Drew traumatized Deison by choking on candies??? k
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S3 Ep36: When You Accidentally Moon Your Crush During Four Square Sep 05, 2023

hi besties!! because so many of y'all are going back to school (and we haven't been back in school in a billion years) we asked you to send in your funniest back to school stories and y'all DELIVEREDDDDD. in this episode we talked about how powerful it felt to be the one in class who wrote on the whiteboard, gaslighting people into why you are NOT the type of person to fart out loud??, and why Beyoncé is truly the most beautiful talented special woman to ever grace the Earth pERIOD.
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S3 Ep35: When Your Roommate Borrows Your Chonies Because She Doesn't Want to do Laundry Aug 29, 2023

omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO
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S3 Ep34: Ripping Hot and Stinky Farts While Standing Barricade??? Aug 22, 2023

hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently are!!
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BONUS EPPY TEASER: Our Mom Explains How the Rugrats Movie is Loosely Based on the first time Deison met Drew Aug 17, 2023

hi bean freaks! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a super cutie episode we did with our beautiful amazing Mom! in this episode we talked about how deison was the most perfect baby that’s ever existed, how drew was the angriest baby in the world, and how she was able to raise us individually and into being each other’s best friends in the world!
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S3 Ep33: When Your Bubble Guts Ruin Your 1D Concert??? Aug 15, 2023

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because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's literally all we can think of, we decided to ask y'all to share your funny concert stories and some of these were...a LOT lmao in this episode we talked about getting peed on at a Florence and the Machines show, almost ending a friendship over who got to give a rose to their Jonas Brother bias, and how Drew got her fake/Deison's expired ID taken away at a Tyler the Creator concert LOL
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S3 Ep32: The Grinch has a Dumpy and We as a Society Need to Talk About it More!!! Aug 08, 2023

hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Barnyard"??? EVERY girl???? idk about that one
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S3 Ep31: Crushing on Bob the Tomato & Rango?? GIRL WHYYYY Aug 01, 2023

besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡
hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm not gonna lie, we were left speechless more than once this episode....in this episode we talked about Passport to Paris AGAIN, how Mia's crush in "Princess Diaries" was PEAK white boy of the 2000's, and how similar "Motocrossed" and "Mulan" are?!
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S3 Ep30: How Brittany Broski & Ghost from Call of Duty Fell in Love??? Jul 25, 2023

Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s current white boy of the month, how Drew would come home from school looking like she got hit by a car, and how Deison is currently coping without a crush. IT WAS A LOT I KNOW.
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S3 Ep29: Shrek is Built like the Dream NFL Lineman & Giggling at Beige Flags Jul 18, 2023

hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human form IDCCCCCCC
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S3 Ep28: My Boyfriend Refuses to go to Bed Unless He Eats a Bowl of Cereal Jul 11, 2023

hi besties! this week we continued our beige flag series and there were quite a few discrepencies on what is a beige flag vs. a red flag LOL in this episode we talked about writing fanfiction in a secret code, when your husband pretends he can't fit in the doorway after the gym, and even more about our love for the absolute treasure that is "The Great British Baking Show." (Noel PLEASE come on our podcast we adore you)
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S3 Ep27: The Time Drew Destroyed a Walgreens Bathroom & Our Beige Flags Jul 04, 2023

hi besties!!! this week one of you suggested we dedicate an entire episode to beige flags SO HERE IT IS!! in this episode we talked about setting a 7 hour timer instead of an alarm, sharking the parking lot, and how a fan offered to buy Drew any drink of her choice and she immediately settled on a nice crispy diet coke???
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S3 Ep26: Bring Back Pat & Oscars & Taking Your Brother to the Dump Jun 27, 2023

Hi friendssss! This week we did a part 2 of funny sibling stories and we honestly wish we could do 10000 more episodes on these LMAO in this episode we talked about you & your sisters hitting each other with spoons when your parents are away, missing out on the Jonas Brothers 3D movie & acoustic set, and the origin of Donnie Dumps’ name! Twas a good one for sure LOL

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S3 Ep25: Trapping Your Brother in the Backyard with Angry Ducks Jun 20, 2023

hi besties!! this week we had our most requested guest from the Afualo Cinematic Universe - the one and onlyyy Donnie Dumps!!! to go with all of super silly hilarious sibling stories, we had y'all send yours in and lemme tell u, we were giggling and cackling :D in this episode we talked about lying to your siblings because it's funny, calling your Dad's office phone to tattle on your brother not doing chores, and whether or not Donnie will make his return to the comedy realm -- ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!
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S3 Ep24: Bringing Framed Photos of Your Dog & School Crush on Your Family Vacation Jun 13, 2023

hellooo friends! this week we're back from a much needed family vacation and were inspired to have y'all send in your own personal funny family vacation stories! in this episode we talk about awkwardly meeting Chip & Dale at breakfast, people assuming you & your gf are a mother & daughter on vacation, and getting in trouble so your family goes on vacation without you????
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S3 Ep23: How to Set Boundaries & Deal with Men Who Give You the Ick Jun 06, 2023

hiiii friendssss! we're back with the ending of our short lil advice check in with y'all and it is full to brim with nonsense and so much help! lol in this episode we talked about managing homesickness in your first years at college, can 20 year olds have a comeback glow up moment?!, and why shopping for clothes is a neverending nightmare for us!
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S3 Ep22: What the Heck is a Beige Flag & Why Men Shouldn't be Allowed to have Buttcracks May 30, 2023

hellooo friends!! this week we continued to answer more of y'all's advice questions and we had ALL the answers :P in this episode we talked about how to get over your ugly mean situationships, cultivating a relationship with your sibling's S.O., and some new personal icks we've developed for men specifically :)
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S3 Ep21: Navigating College Life & Self-Inflicted Dairy Diarrhea May 23, 2023

hi friends!! this week we asked y'all if you needed advice annnnd like 350 of you said UM YEAH KINDAAAAA??? in this episode we talked about entering/exiting situationships, are period poops worse than diarrhea, and tips on how we've found ourselves/are still finding ourselves :D
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S3 Ep20: I Took Back my Cheating Ex-Boyfriend's Birthday Gift I Got Him??? May 16, 2023

hi friendsss!! this week we completed the end of our AITA saga! in this episode we talked about applying to our ex-situationship's job, our ethics on whether or not ghosting people is good, and even more famous white men that Drew can't tell the difference between :) it was a mess, per usual lol
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S3 Ep19: Am I the Asshole for Standing Up to my Sexist Coworkers??? May 09, 2023

hi friends!! this week we dove into more of y'all's personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios and literally only like 2 of you are actually assholes LOL in this episode we talked about keeping lipsticks your cheating ex had delivered to your house, how to maintain boundaries with a friend who crossed you, and how Deison has mastered ending a conversation with someone you don't want to talk to anymore!
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S3 Ep18: Are We the Assholes?? Feat: Morgan Absher! May 02, 2023

hi besties! this week we had the absolute pleasure of going through all of your personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios with none other than the amazing talented and beautiful Morgan Absher from Two Hot Takes!! in this episode we talked about hiding olive oil from your roommates, when your best friend admits they have a crush on your boyfriend, and is it ok to lie to your kids about how the ice cream truck only plays music when they're out of ice cream??? GIRL I KNOW lol
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S3 Ep17: When Drew Took the Bit Too Far at Coachella 2023!!! Apr 25, 2023

hellooo friendsss! this week we decided to copy the 2022 versions of us and do a quick cute lil recap for y'all on our experience at Coachella Weekend One this year! in this episode we talked about visiting Drew's spicy pizza pie place of worship, Deison running into her crush???, and our running bits for that weekend lmao
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S3 Ep16: Why Were Grind Trains a Thing at Middle School Dances??? Apr 18, 2023

hi besties!! this week we continued our embarrassing prom and dance stories and it honestly got even weirder this time?? in this episode we talked about more stories from Drew's senior prom, when your teacher gets drunk for the first time at prom and takes her dress off, and when Deison got to do donuts in a school bus on her way home from senior night??? idk mannnn
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S3 Ep15: Taking Out Your Front Teeth at the Prom After Party?? Apr 11, 2023

hiii bestiessss!! :)) because of Prom season we wanted to giggle with y'all over your embarrassing cringey Prom and High School dance stories! in this episode we talked about being ditched by your date, getting swerved when going in for a kiss & stabbing your boob on his boutonniere, and even more details about our personal horrific prom experiencesssss lol
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S3 Ep14: Why Did We All do Michael Jackson Performances at our School Talent Shows??? Apr 04, 2023

hiii friends! this week we decided to do one more part for our embarrassing things we all did as fangirls and we learned we all have even MORE in common with y'all like why???? lol in this episode we talked about believing you'd lose your virginity to the Janoskians, treasuring Hannah Montana pj pants your cousins gave you almost 20 years ago, and participating in a birthday collab video for Liam Payne but it was never posted and now a stranger on the internet has a video of you screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY DIRECTION".....girl WAT
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S3 Ep13: Earning Sephora Points with your JoBroLuvr Hotmail Address Mar 28, 2023

Hiiiiii friends! This week we continued to read the wild embarrassing things y’all did when you were fangirls and let’s just sayyyy we were really looking forward to maybe CRACKING UP in this one :P in this episode we talked about pretending to date Josh Hutcherson, always having a little note folded up in our pockets filled with fun facts about My Chemical Romance, and using your dad’s work phone to watch One Direction’s incredible music video “One Thing”…..ok but littttterally MEEEE
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S3 Ep12: Celebrating Dave Franco's Birthday at School &cracking up over your fangirl submissions pt.1 Mar 21, 2023

hi cutiessss! after 2 back to back Jonas Brothers concerts we were inspired to ask y'all to share your embarrassing fangirl moments and y'all DELIVERED?! PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about writing personalized 1D smut imagines for our besties in class, sending BooBoo Stewart a 9 page letter describing your undying love and current school gossip, and even more of our own embarrassing Jonas Brothers fangirl stories....it was A LOT
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S3 Ep11: Fighting for Our Lives on the Toilet after a Wendy's Frosty &judging more food hot takes pt. 2 Mar 14, 2023

hi friends!! we're back this week with more of us judging YOUR food hot takes and we truly feel like we learned so much more about y'all....and not in a good way???? in this episode we talked about why eating pizza at Red Robin is a sin, why Dunkin Donuts is not better than Starbucks, and why Drew thinks every white brunette man with blue eyes is Logan Lerman?? idk man sorry
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S3 Ep10: Why Pili Wants to Live at Raising Canes?? & roasting your restaurant hot takes pt.1 Mar 07, 2023

hiii friends!! this week we had our first ever IN PERSON guest! it was our favorite trainer, Pili Tanuvasa! we asked y'all to send in your restaurant hot takes and we had quite a lot of thoughts about them 0_0 in this episode we talked about whether the Cheesecake Factory is overrated, Red Robin vs. Islands, and why American KFC is a strange little place lol
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S3 Ep9: Romanticizing Our Lives & Learning how to Deal with Burnout & & answering your advice q's pt.3! Feb 28, 2023

hi bestiess!! this week we concluded our little series where we answered y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about ways to boost creative productivity, our journeys in therapy, and why you deserve a silly little drink at LEAST once a day :)
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S3 Ep8: Tips On How We Learned to Love Ourselves Unapologetically & answering your advice q's pt.2! Feb 21, 2023

hiii cutiesssss! this week we continued to answer all of your advice questions and share way too many sillies lol in this episode we shared how we've navigated self love, our non-negotiables in relationships, and more of Deison's white boy crush of the month...it's a lot i know
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S3 Ep7: How We've Worked on Overcoming Gym Anxiety & Body Neutrality & answering your advice q's pt.1! Feb 14, 2023

hiiii friendssss!! :) this week we're back with a new episode and after so many of you screamed at us, we decided to let y'all ask us for advice on any questions you may be pondering lol in this episode we talked about feeling like you're behind all of your friends' success, how to get your crush to notice you, and some more of Deison's white boy crushes lmao we had a great combo of silly + serious in this one, trusttt me!
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S3 Ep6: Would You Rather Sleep in a Room with an Owl or in a Bed with a Lizard?? pt. 2 Feb 07, 2023

hi friends!! this week we continued answering your wild Would You Rather questions and it was kind of a lotttt not gonna lie lmao in this episode we argued over being able to take back whatever you say vs. knowing what everyone says about you, why being a Libra is better than being a Sagittarius, and why Deison's tricks to get off the phone don't work anymore. it was QUITE the journey!
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S3 Ep5: Would You Rather Lick a Man's Toes or Have Him Mansplain Tampons to You? pt.1 Jan 31, 2023

helloooo friendsss! for this week we asked y'all to send in your best and wackiest "Would You Rather.." situations and we were honestly lowkey overwhelmed with how many we got LMAO in this episode we debated who would be better in bed: Donkey Kong or Bowser???, whether we'd prefer eating candy that tastes like poop or poop that tastes like candy, and would we rather have flat feet or a killer widow's peak :D ok slay
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S3 Ep4: Why Deison Won't Smoke Around Drew & giggling over bits you do with your loved ones pt.2 Jan 24, 2023

hi besties! This week we continued our series on giggling over bits yall do with your family and friends and y’all DELIVERED!! in this episode we talked about more incredible SpongeBob quotes, why Deison doesn’t like to smoke around Drew, and our brother’s infamous stand up routine WHATTA ROUND UP AM I RIGHT?!
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S3 Ep3: Upsetting Your Mom with Jokes about Your Dead Dad & giggling over bits you do with your loved ones pt.1 Jan 17, 2023

hiii friendsss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your favorite bits you do with your family and friends and holy cow y'all delivered! in this episode we giggled over pretending you're hosting a TikTok live while on FaceTime with your sisters, way too many Melissa McCarthy quotes, and some of our personal family's favorite bits we've committed to for far too long! lol
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S3 Ep2: Getting Hit By a Car While Riding Your Childhood Bike & answering your questions for us! pt.2 Jan 10, 2023

hi friends! because we ended 2022 with so many new listeners, this week we decided to continue to answer all of your questions for us! in this episode we shared advice for those of you who want to embark on your own nail baddie journey, our biggest icks about one another, and what our #1 hope is for each other's 2023! did Deison cry??? PROBABLYYYY
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S3 Ep1: Why Ordering a Kona Pie from Islands is the Best Decision & answering your questions for us! Jan 03, 2023

hi friends! this week wanted to start off the new year by answering some of your questions for us and y'all DELIVEREDDDD very much so lol in this episode we talked about our favorite food items at our beloved restaurant Islands, our very interesting love lives lol, and our absolute FAVORITE bathrooms at Disneyland!
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S2 Ep50: Running Over Your Own Sunglasses After Defacing Starbucks Property & reading your 2022 embarrassing moments!! Dec 27, 2022

hiiii friends!! to celebrate the end of an amazing year with y'all we wanted to read and giggle over moments that humbled y'all in 2022 and it was quite a journey! in this episode we talked about shitting your pants while laughing with your friends, Drew's dawgs being projected onto the biggest screen in Times Square, and busting your ass while on your shift at the Trampoline Park :/ yowch
we cannot thank y'all enough for such an INCREDIBLE year! we love each of you so so much! see ya next year lol
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S2 Ep49: Sending Nudes From the Toilet?? Girl WAT?! & reading your online dating experiences! Dec 20, 2022

hi friends! this week we were super excited to read all of your online dating experiences and I truly feel that we've learned so much about you....some might say TOO much???? in this episode we talked about actual success stories from Tinder!, immediately backing out when your match wants to meet up, and why Deison is trying to set her Tinder location to San Diego SPECIFICALLY!
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S2 Ep48: I Love Borrowing Hats from the Lost and Found & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 3 Dec 13, 2022

hi cuties! this week we wanted ended our saga of giggling over your crush confessions and we shared even more of ours?! in this episode we talked about getting denied by your crush for the sadies dance, borrowing a hat from the lost & found to impress your crush, and when you ask your friend to borrow sweatpants so she lends you her hot brother's and they're too small??
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S2 Ep47: Creating Your Own Thong for Slap Ass Friday? OMG & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 2 Dec 06, 2022

hi friends!! this week we continued to read more of y'all's crush confessions and idk how but these ones are even more unhinged than last week?? in this episode we talked about enduring head trauma for a boy's attention, even more of our own personal pick me horror stories, and performing Pitch Perfect songs for a boy...i know dude.
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S2 Ep46: Collecting Strands of Your Crush's Hair For Cloning Purposes??? & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 1 Nov 29, 2022

hi cuties! this week we asked y'all to send us some of the cringey or embarassing things you did for your crushes while growing up and wow do we have a lot of things in common????? in this episode we talked about Deison's REVOLTING straight woman era, auditioning for the percussion section to get closer to your crush in band class, and *67 calling TFFF out of every boy ever like why was this a thing???
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S2 Ep45: Why Did So Many of You Read One Direction Vampire Fics? & gasping over your fave fanfictions pt. 3 Nov 22, 2022

hiii friends!! this week we dove into yet again MORE of y'all's favorite fanfictions as well as a couple that you wrote! in this episode we talked about several One Direction/Vampire fanfictions, more Dramione enemies to lovers fan fictions, and that we're sorry we're too old to know that lemon = spicy?! WE'RE SORRY OKAYYYY
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S2 Ep44: One Thing About Us? We're Going to Eat Up a Niley FanFic! & gasping over your fave fanfictions pt.2 Nov 15, 2022

hiiiiii friendssssss! this week we went over more of your favorite fanfictions/fanfictions you wrote and it honestly feels like some of these were lies because the gasps???? UNMANAGEABLE AT THIS POINT!! in this episode we talked about pikachu/ash lore?, law & order svu smut!!, and we may have revealed the name of our myspace page we made for Drew's niley fanfic BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE MIND UR BEESWAX!!!!
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S2 Ep43: Sansa + Tyrion Fanfics? Our First Special Guest?? + gasping over your fave fanfictions pt.1 Nov 08, 2022

hiii friendsss! this week we asked y'all to submit your favorite fan fictions and fan fictions that you wrote and WOW did y'all deliver?! in this episode we talked about Drew's personally written Nick Jonas/Miley Cyrus/Selena Gomez fanfiction, the iconic Episodes app, and 2 different Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie fics?????? girl IDK?
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S2 Ep42: Why Drew's Favorite TikTok is of Liam Payne Singing & cackling over your fave TikTok and Vine quotes! Nov 01, 2022

hi friends! in this week's episode we asked y'all to send in your favorite TikTok and Vine quotes and it's almost as if we have the same FYP??? we talked about how "I wanna take a piccc" originated for us, how Drew ALWAYS embarasses Deison when she's quoting a TikTok to her, and our favorite fanfics?!
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S2 Ep41: Pick Your Wedgies in the Bathroom like a Real Adult & giggling at pet peeves pt.3 Oct 25, 2022

hi cuties! this week we overshared and cackled over EVEN MORE of y'all's pet peeves and wow we learned so much about y'all LOL in this episode we talked about people who think they're unique because they "don't own a tv", why crocs deserve their own show in NY Fashion Week, and how important it is to pick your wedgies in private!
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S2 Ep40: It Should Be Illegal for Passengers to put their Feet on the Dashboard & giggling at your pet peeves pt.2 Oct 18, 2022

hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and relate WAY too hard to all of your pet peeves! in this episode we talked about bringing crappy paper plates to their office luncheon, Drew's never ending hatred for people touching her, and why wearing socks to the airport is SO SO SO important!!
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S2 Ep39: People Who Stand Up as Soon as the Plane Lands Deserve to be in Jail & giggling at your pet peeves pt. 1 Oct 11, 2022

hi friendsss! this week we asked y'all to send in your pet peeves and we LITERALLY couldn't agree more??? in this episode we talked about the sin that is chewing with your mouth open, why thinking of celeb gossip doesn't make you better than me, and why romanticizing serial killers is the upgraded Pick Me girl?????
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S2 Ep38: Sharing Our Expertise in Unclogging Toilets & answering your burning questions pt. 2 Oct 04, 2022

hi cuties! this week we continued answering y'all's BURNING questions for us and per usual we had a million stories to share! in this episode we talked about we collectively are leading a smear campaign against that racist anthropolgist Margaret Mead, how navigated loneliness in college, and how we've known how to unclog toilets from an unreasonably young age :)
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S2 Ep37: What do your Favorite Two Idiot Girls Fight Over? & answering your burning questions for us pt. 1 Sep 27, 2022

hi cuties, this week we're back answering y'all's BURNING questions for us! it ranged from what music we're currently obsessed with, our favorite pop culture moments??, to whether or not we fight and what over???? lol it was cute and fun and we loved every second of it!
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S2 Ep36: Snacking on Matches in Your Parents' Closet? K. & laughing at weird or bad things y'all did as a kid pt. 2 Sep 20, 2022

happy two idiot girls tuesday besties! this week we read even MORE of y'alls weird or bad things you did as a kid and this one was a DOOOOZY lemme tell ya! we talked about Drew literally always standing up for Deison lmao, consuming the corners of book pages, and enjoying the taste of a good fire match??????? ya idk either
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S2 Ep35: Bologna Purse?? That Might Just Be a You Thing.. & laughing at weird/bad things y'all did as a kid pt. 1 Sep 13, 2022

after mercury went into retrograde and gave Deison a nervous breakdown WE'RE BACK WITH A NEW EPISODE!!!!! this week we read and giggled and winced??? at some of the weird or bad things y'all did as kids! i feel like we know y'all even better now....some might say a little too much now? in this episode we talked about bologna purses, taking shots of nail polish, and Drew's undying love for the worldwide phenomenon that is the "Hoedown Throwdown"
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S2 Ep34: Drew's Impressions of DCOM Girls Deserves an Award & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 3 Aug 30, 2022

hi cuties! this week due to popular demand AND NEVER DONE BEFORE???? we did a part 3 of y'alls' favorite movie and tv show quotes! in this episode we covered the incredible "Mrs. Doubtfire", our fave "I Love You Man", and yet more of Drew's wickedly talented impressions of everyone's favorite Disney Channel Original Movie it girls!
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S2 Ep33: Slinky in the Stinky??? Say Less Queen & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 2 Aug 23, 2022

hellooooo! this week we read and reacted to more of y'all's favorite movie quotes and Y'ALL ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL AT THIS POINT?! in this episode we laughed about yet another hilarious quote from "Surf's Up", Drew's wild Ron Weasley impersonation??, and even more quotes from Deison's favorite "School of Rock"
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S2 Ep32: Why Does Drew Know so Many Jacob Black Quotes?? & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 1 Aug 16, 2022

hi friendssss! this week we had y'all send in your favorite quotes from movies and tv shows and WE LITERALLY ALL HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR OMG IM OBSESSED?! in this episode we talked about the comedic masterpiece "Emperor's New Groove", Drew's favorite quote from "New Moon", and why Deison is "the girl who ate all the meat balls."
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S2 Ep31: Will Natural Selection Claim All Pizza Crust Haters??? & judging food hot takes pt. 2 Aug 09, 2022

hi nerdssss!! this week we talked about dipping takis in milk??, girl scout cookies being overrated, and do chickpeas really ruin everything they touch (spoiler alert THEY DON'T!!) we dove into more of y'all's food hot takes and i'm not going to lie dudeeee my tummy hurts after this episode lol love y'all!
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S2 Ep30: Salami & Chocolate Sandwiches?? Girl WAT...& judging your food hot takes pt.1! Aug 02, 2022

hi friends! in this week's episode we judged all of your food hot takes due to Drew creating a frenzy over her undying hatred against PB&J :/ we talked about how nutella was severely overhyped, carrot & mayo sandwiches???, and why Swedish Fish are hellllla slept on!
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S2 Ep29: When the Booger Chair Strikes again??? & reviewing your dating horror stories pt. 2 Jul 26, 2022

hi gorls we're back with another episode going over some of your dating horror stories and it wasssss a doozy if you will lol In this one, Drew shared yet another story from her past life, we talked about men who wear cowboy boots and jeans to the beach??, and the Booger Chair from the icks episode has MORE TO SHARE???? i'm speechless, send help....
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S2 Ep28: When Men Perform Maroon 5 Acapella Covers & Reviewing Y'all's Dating Horror Stories pt. 1 Jul 19, 2022

omg besties this week we asked y'all to send in your dating horror stories and....pls consider us horrified :/ we talked about more of Drew's old dating like, men who don't like to brush their teeth???, and men who....bite their toenails?????? i know dude, it's A LOT.
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S2 Ep27: The HSM Trilogy is Cinema at its FINEST & reviewing more of our followers' fave shows/movies pt. 2 Jul 12, 2022

hi cuties! this week we delved into even MORE of y'all's favorite shows & movies that are universally disliked and we had MANY a thoughts lemme tell ya! we talked about the INSANELY AMAZING music direction in "The Vampire Diaries", why we pretend "The Duff" doesn't exist, and how The High School Musical trilogy is truly untouchable. A real doozy of an episode!
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S2 Ep26: Reasons why "A Cinderella Story" deserves an Oscar and reviewing our followers' universally disliked Movies! pt. 1 Jul 05, 2022

hellooo this week we asked y'all to send in your universally disliked movies & tv shows so we could judge you andddd tell me why we love so many of them???? we talked about the Oscar-worthy "A Cinderella Story", our favorite "Twilight" films, and is Dwayne John's "Central Intelligence" campy or nah????
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S2 Ep25: ICKS pt. 2 & Our Dating Horror Stories!! Jun 28, 2022

hi friends! this week we reviewed more of y'all's icks and ittttt was something that's for sure lol we talked about men getting red in the sun, long toenails, and eating ice cream a bit TOO intensely????? idk either man i'm just here i guess...
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S2 Ep24: Reviewing our followers' ICKS!! Pt. 1 Jun 21, 2022

besties omg this might be the most unhinged episode yet????? some of y'all's icks made our tummies hurt so much wowowow. this week we talked about men showing off, booger chairs??, and shards of glass as pinky toenails.... it was a strange one that's for fucking sure.
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S2 Ep23: Dating hot takes & Two Idiot Girls! Jun 14, 2022

hi friends! this week we had y'all send in your dating hot takes and we gave ALLLL of our opinions on them :D we talked about break ups, when's the right time to get engaged??, and why discussing your political values & beliefs should be done BEFORE the first date!
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S2 Ep22: Discussing your Questionable Celebrity Crushes!! Pt. 2 Jun 07, 2022

we're back this week discussing your...strange?? celebrity crushes lol In this episode we talk about 50 Cent, Jafar & Jasmine FanFiction, and Jason EARLES?????? yikes..
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S2 Ep21: Your Questionable Celebrity Crushes leave us SPEECHLESS!!! pt. 1 May 31, 2022

omg besties this episode is probably our most unhinged ALLLLL due to your questionable/embarrassing celebrity crushes????? we talked about Deison's crush on Dim the beetle from "Bugs Life", your strange crushes on late night tv hosts, and Thanos??? girl WAT?????????
Next week we're going to read more of these and would also love for our queer friends to send in who was their gay awakenings! Google Form to follow :)
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S2 Ep20: Your Celebrity Hot Takes discussed by your fave Two Idiot Girls! May 24, 2022

hi besties! this week we asked y'all to send in your celeb hot takes for us to discuss and decipher and wow were they great?! In this episode we share our opinions on Virgo man Nick Jonas, why Jack Harlow is so loved, and why don't we know the difference between Jeremy Piven - Stanley Tucci - and Paul Giamatti??? if you want to be featured next week be sure to send us your celebrity hot take!
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S2 Ep19: You asked for advice and Two Idiot Girls had answers! May 17, 2022

hi besties! this week we did a continuation of some advice questions y'all asked us a couple weeks ago! we talked about navigating boundaries, how to stay true to yourself, and why we both want to collectively punch Margaret Mead in the noggin lol
if you have advice questions y'all would like answered send them to us! in the meantime, prepare your juiciest celebrity hot take so you can hopefully be included in next week's episode! :)
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S2 Ep18: CONSPIRACY THEORIES with your Favorite Idiot Girls Pt 2! May 10, 2022

helloooo we're back reading all of the conspiracy theories y'all sent in for us! in this one we discuss the validity of Big Foot, Chuck E. Cheese pizza??, and why the Mandela Effect is the longest bout of gaslighting to ever exist EVER!
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S2 Ep17: Two Idiot Girls discuss YOUR Conspiracy Theories pt. 1! May 03, 2022

hi besties! due to HUUUUGE popular demand, in this week's episode we asked y'all to send in your favorite conspiracy theories and y'all for sure delivered! lol we talk about the existence of mermaids, is validity of the moon landing, and why does Drew love the royal family so much???? lol we will be discussing more of these in next week's episode! if you want to be featured be sure to follow our instagram for more updates!!
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S2 Ep16: Two Idiot Girls take Coachella 2022! Apr 26, 2022

hi besties! in this episode we discussed all things Coachella 2022 and answered all of your questions! we talk about our favorite artists we saw, our favorite looks, and even gave out our tips on how we were able to survive all weekend lol thank you for sending in all of your questions!
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S2 Ep15: Your Two Favorite Idiot Girls give out advice to their followers! pt. 2 Apr 19, 2022

hi besties, we're back with more advice for y'all! in this episode we answered more of your questions and of course shared way too many stories to relate to y'all lol We have been obsessed with our new format and hope you are too! our next episode will be us going over conspiracy theories y'all believe so be sure to be on the lookout for the google form link! as always, if y'all have any topic suggestions please send them to our instagram :) we love y'all!
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S2 Ep14: Your Two Favorite Idiot Girls give out advice to their followers! pt. 1 Apr 12, 2022

hi besties! we're back with another episode with a significant difference in quality?!! okayyyyyyyyyy :P in this episode we're giving what so many of you have always wanted, our advice on some of your life issues! Because there were 140 of you cuties who asked us questions, we were only able to get to a few of them. But don't worry because we'll be answering more of your questions in part 2 next week!
please send us things you need advice on! maybe we'll feature you ;)
Follow us on Instagram and nowww TikTok :)
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S2 Ep13: Developing our Two Idiot Girl Sisterhood Apr 06, 2022

hi friends! in this week's episode we went over a topic a lot of you have requested: how tf are you best friends with your sister??? lol we shared stories of us fighting, all of the ways our parents reminded us growing up how much we loved each other, and why Drew most definitely is the middle child :P we hope you loved this episode as much as we did!
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S2 Ep12: Why is "Passport to Paris" so iconic? & All of our other favorite movies :) Mar 29, 2022

hi friends! in this week's episodes we talk all things movies :) and what great timing since the Academy Awards were just this past weekend! in this episode we delve into why we love "Passport to Paris", how unforgettable our "Twilight" & "Hunger Games" phases were, and just how gross Drew's choices of movie candies have been over the years.
we hope you are all having a great day but if you're not just know that we both love and value you so much!
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S2 Ep11: Transitioning from College to Reality :P Mar 22, 2022

hi besties! today we did an episode on a topic many of you requested, what TFFF are we supposed to be doing after college???? THOUGHTS???? in this episode we talk all about our job we got to do together after college and how the NFL really did our family dirty TWICE?? lol but all in all, we have learned so much since then most especially that we wished we had been more kind to our college grad selves and not tied our worth to our work/productivity.
if you're stuck in this weird limbo or are just lost like everyone else, we love and value you so so much :) <3
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S2 Ep10: Let's talk music babyyyy Mar 15, 2022

hi friends! i can't believe we're on episode 10???? time flieees when you're having fun and being consistent :P in this episode we talk alllll about our journeys from My Chemical Romance to Jonas Brothers to Glee to One Direction; this is a pipeline that NO ONE discusses lol we also talk about Drew's unshaken devotion to the world of musicals and show tunes and why the only reason Deison knows anything about musicals has been against her own will :D
we love you all so much! pls send us your topic requests to our IG @_twoidiotgirls

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S2 Ep9: Let's Talk Breakups :((( Mar 01, 2022

hiiii besties!! this was honestly the MOST requested topic we've gotten since the inception of this podcast and so we did it! we delved into both friend and romantic breakups -- the good, the bad, and the ugly! the most important part of breakups in general is never losing sight of the bad bitch that you are and that you know how much you matter to the world! we hope if any of you are going through a tough breakup of any sort that you know much we both love and appreciate you so so so much <333 take care of yourself and the rest will follow!
Love you mean itttttt <333
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S2 Ep8: Navigating Social Media as a Minority Woman feat. Chrys the Author! Feb 22, 2022

hi besties! HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! we had the amazing opportunity to round out February with an episode featuring none other than the amazing Chrys the Author! in this episode we dive into why she decided to join TikTok, different ways of representation of media, and how she's learned to navigate TikTok with over 1.4 million followers! we absolutely loved getting to meet her, hear her perspective, and honestly learn so much!
Make sure you follow her IMMEDIATELY!!!
@chrystheauthor (TikTok) @theqweercousin (Instagram)
Love y'all so much!! <333

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S2 Ep7: Polynesian Baddies RISE UP!! Feb 16, 2022

hi besties! in today's episode we talk about a subject we've been asked about quite a lot: what was it like growing up Samoan? we talk all things family, cultural values, and all the ways the school system (and capitalism in general) lets down our people -- in regards to Samoan men in football! we've grown up to be so proud of our Samoan heritage and are so excited we get so share a tiny slice with y'all :) especially because we never felt represented in media (other than The Rock lol) so getting to meet and see so many of our Samoan fans means a lot to us - got me ugly crying alllllready lol
Also @Universe take this episode as our official request for Dwayne The Rock Johnson to be a guest on our show for Samoa Flag Day! We'll even let him perform his song! :)
All new episodes will go up on Tuesdays from now on!
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S2 Ep6: Navigating Social Media as a Minority Woman feat. Fannita Leggett! Feb 09, 2022

hi besties! HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! We wanted to utilize our podcast to platform Black creators and learn more about their experiences with social media, influencer fame, and how we (as non-black folks) can do better by them! And who better to kick off as our first guest than the AMAZING Fannita Leggett! She's well known on TikTok for "slutting out" men who post thirst traps and girlllll our lives will never be the same without her. In this episode she shares with us her start with social media, what inspired her to start creating on TikTok, and why men are so easy to take down lol
If you have future guests you'd like for us to feature on our podcast, send their info to us on our IG @_twoidiotgirls
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S2 Ep5: Why are celebrity crushes SO embarrassing???? Feb 02, 2022

hiiii bestiesss! This episode's topic was suggested by one of you beautiful humans! In this one we talk about our original celebrity crushes (are you rly gay if you weren't confused by your obsession with the DCOM "Motocrossed"???), Drew's "talent" crushes, and Deison's white boy of the month! We also go over Drew's tips to get any person ever to like you, yes even famous and rich ones lol and Deison's cartoon crush (pls tell me I'm not the only one who had a crush on the beetle from Bugs Life???) Like you who like - who gives a rip if anyone agrees!
We love you all! Please keep sending us topics y'all want us to cover at @_twoidiotgirls on IG!
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S2 Ep4: We LOVE a good comfort show! Jan 26, 2022

Hi babies! This week we wanted to do a lighthearted and fun episode about our current favorite tv shows and why we loved Glee and Vampire Diaries WAYYY too much while growing up :P We talk a bit about our takes on Euphoria, The Office, and why The Great British Baking Show is the most important tv show of our generation and it should be against the law to not love it! We also delve a little into allowing yourselves to indulge in some time to watch a tv show and not let toxic positivity on the internet make you think you don't deserve some time to yourself! BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO!
Send us your favorite show and I (Deison) promise to check them out ;) ! We'll see you next Wednesday! Love you mean it <333
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S2 Ep3: Mental Health Checkkkkk Jan 19, 2022

hi loves! this week we're tackling mental health (as well as we can I guess lol) We talk about our journeys towards realizing (and for Drew accepting lol) our mental health problems and all the ways we've learned to help it along the way. We understand that focusing on mental health is an issue that a lot of us baddies struggle with and we want to be vulnerable with y'all in how we're navigating it all! We are by no means "fully healed" -- whatever the heck that means lol but we're growing and learning just like y'all!
We are by no means professionals so please be sure to reach out to loved ones should you need any immediate help! We wanted to include some helplines below should you need them, we love you!
https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline | 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255

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S2 Ep2: Every body is a BEAUTIFUL body! Jan 12, 2022

hi nerds! another episode....on time???? We love scheduled content! This week we're covering one of our most asked for topics: body neutrality! We take you through our journeys with food, exercise, and learning to love our bodies. We believe that not only does everyone have a beautiful body, but you deserve love and respect NO MATTER WHAT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE! And while we're not always at peace with our bodies, we're learning & growing day to day.
Tell ur local gym bro that fatphobia isn't cute and neither is their receding hairline :D
We'll see you next wednesday babes, love youuuuu <333
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S2 Ep1: Let's Talk Dating?? Jan 06, 2022

NEW YEAR NEW SEASON ANDDDD A NEW EPISODE????? that's my cuppa teaaaaa. We hope you all had a lot of fun during the holidays and are ready for a new season of your two favorite idiot girls! In today's episode we detail our traumatic first date, why it bled into an even MORE traumatizing Prom experience, and why men are basically the worst. We also roast a few Tinder Profiles some of you amazing humans sent in lol
We have a lot planned for our podcast for this year and can't wait to share it with y'all!
Send us topics you want us to cover and maybe guests you'd like for us to include.... 0_0
we love youuuuu see you next wednesdayyyyyyy ttyl <3333

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S1 Ep5: College > High School Sep 04, 2021

Today we're back with a new episode sharing our personal journeys from High School to College! This transition can be really tough because growing up is the worst and looks nothing like Hannah Montana. And what do you mean when I go to college I have to choose my own classes without a guidance counselor??? AND I HAVE TO OBEY MY OWN ALARM CLOCK???? We're here to prepare you for the worst!
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S1 Ep4: Crushes and Relationships are so WEIRD?! Aug 28, 2021

Hi loves! We're back with another episode and this time we're tackling the ups and downs of having crushes to being in relationships! Why did we really believe Disney Channel Original movies would properly prepare us?! We share our fair share of crushes, how we transitioned into dating, and how we're both currently in relationships with no heads to turn to -- LOVE ISLAND STYLE BITCH. Of course we have tea to spill and plenty of advice to share!
Let us know what you want to hear next! xx

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S1 Ep3: Women aren't allowed to literally like ANYTHING Aug 19, 2021

Have you ever been made fun of for just....liking something??? Well boy do we have an episode for YOU! Women, and all marginalized communities in general, have never been able to exist nevertheless fucking LIKE something without constant shitty comments being thrown their way. In this episode we talk about all of the things we've stanned together and how we DGAFed our way through all of the negative crap along the way!
ps: Technology was quite the bitch this week so we apologize for any funky audio bits you might hear but are very grateful to you all! Pls send us topics y'all wanna hear in the next coming episodes! <3

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S1 Ep2: Breaking the Chokehold of Internal Misogyny Aug 14, 2021

Hiiii we're backkkkk! Raise your hand if you or someone you know has personally been a victim of internalized misogyny cuz I know I have! In this episode we talk about how we destroyed the Loki-style variant versions of ourselves who were pick me girls and are still growing and learning everyday! We share stories and tips we've picked up along the way that helped us realize how we were allowing internal misogyny to control our everyday lives without our knowledge. Growing up in a patriarchal society just be like that sometimes.

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S1 Ep1: Hire Us @ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson !!! Feb 19, 2021

Are you curious what 2 idiot girls think of Polynesian representation in mainstream media???? Because I know I am. Today we dive into how our community has been represented in the past, present and (hopefully better) in the future when it comes to movies. Because what's the point of being Samoan if "The Rock" doesn't play at least 1 character in all 5 movies that represent you in Hollywood?

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