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26: A Rock and A Hard Place | A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout Dec 02, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the final part of the second book in the Blood and Ash Series: A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass detail the inappropriate sexcapades of Poppy and Casteel. Discover a dick tingling secret and why Casteel is a caveman. Enjoy a sexy Poppy sandwich and find out exactly what she has on her mind. Finally, bask in the post-coital glow and just say "lice". Tune in next time for the start of "A Very Contemporary Christmas" with our first book: Teen Killers Club by Lily Sparks.

P.S., Jennifer, if you're reading this, we love you and please come on our podcast.

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25: Honeydew On Our Mind | A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout Nov 27, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the second book in the Blood and Ash Series: A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Join Kat and Cass as they welcome the return of the butter knife and discuss who signed their death certificate very early on. Listen to Poppy the Virgo play 20 questions and discover the faucet people. Find out why Kat and Cass find everything weird and suspicious. Finally, make it sexual, simp for Poppy, and don't get smote during this info-dump episode. Tune in next time for the last part of A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout.

P.S., Jennifer, if you're reading this, we love you and please come on our podcast.

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Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.

Upcoming Interviews:

Lily Sparks, author of "Teen Killers Club"
A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones"

Bonus Episode: Interview with Diana Pinguicha Nov 23, 2020

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Kat & Cass interview author, artist, and all around wonderful human being, Diana Pinguicha, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Diana's debut novel, A Curse of Roses, video games, the adorable cat sushi, and much more!

A Curse of Roses debuts on December 1st, 2020 and is available for pre-order! Please go support this amazing #ownvoices retelling of a Portuguese legend.

"With just one touch, bread turns into roses. With just one bite, cheese turns into lilies. There's a famine plaguing the land, and Princess Yzabel is wasting food simply by trying to eat. Before she can even swallow, her magic-her curse-has turned her meal into a bouquet. She's on the verge of starving, which only reminds her that the people of Portugal have been enduring the same pain for years. If only it were possible to reverse her magic. Then she could turn flowers into food. Fatyan, a beautiful Enchanted Moura, is the only one who can help. But she is trapped by magical binds. She can teach Yzabel how to control her curse - if Yzabel sets her free with a kiss. As the King of Portugal's betrothed, Yzabel would be committing treason, but what good is a king if his country has starved to death? With just one kiss, Fatyan is set free. And with just one kiss, Yzabel is yearning for more. She'd sought out Fatyan to help her save the people. Now, loving her could mean Yzabel's destruction."

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Upcoming Interviews:

Lily Sparks, author of "Teen Killers Club"
A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones"
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24: Fruit Juices | From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout Nov 16, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the last part of the first book in the From Blood and Ash Series: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass debate the merits of peaches, watermelon, and honeydew. Find out what wildly inappropriate scene may cause Poppy to need a chiropractor. Decide if Kat and Cass do, in fact, need therapy and learn about which body part needs to be perfectly pH balanced. Finally, climb up on that horse and get ready for Cas' steel. Tune in next time for the first part of A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout.

P.S., Jennifer, if you're reading this, we love you and please come on our podcast.

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Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.

Upcoming Interviews:

Lily Sparks, author of "Teen Killers Club"
Diana Pinguicha, author of "A Curse of Roses"
A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones"
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23: Big D*ck Energy | From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout Nov 09, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the first book in the From Blood and Ash Series: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Hawke's other sword and whether he is "the rock" or "the hard place" that Poppy is stuck between. Discover why Kat would never want to be the maiden and why Cass loves brooding men. Find out which endearment rivals "sweetheart" and "darling" and why "panty" is such an awful word. Finally, get ready to be de-maidened because this episode is truly an experience. Tune in next time for the spicy second part of From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout.

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22: A Very Harry Potter Halloween Oct 31, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the iconic Harry Potter series written by Daniel Radcliffe. Listen as Kat and Cass proclaim their shameless love for all things Dramione. Discover which Harry Potter hill Kat will die on and what new fact she learns about Cass. Differentiate Book Ginny from Movie Ginny as Kat and Cass read passionate listener submissions condemning Movie Ginny for constantly tying Harry's shoes. Finally, cast those patronus charms, fill those plot holes, and get ready for an absolutely magical episode. Tune in next time for our highly anticipated episode on From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout.

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21: Emotionally Constipated | Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin Oct 28, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the last half of the second book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass explain the merits of having women run the world, because they always have plans A through Z. Find out who is off their rocker and who needs to attend marriage counselling with Devereaux as the therapist. Discover why you should never attend a masquerade ball and what classic YA line gives Cass butterflies. Don't let your zero magical experience discourage you (Reid sure didn't) and strap in for an episode coated in fleshy juices! Tune in next time for our special episode "A Very Harry Potter Halloween".

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20: Horror Hair Stories | Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin Oct 20, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the second book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass argue over the meaning of "next Saturday" and wonder why they don't know any good French swear words. Cringe as Kat details horrible hair experiences and find out why she has an intense aversion to bangs. Join Kat and Cass as they rant about Luna from Sailor Moon and whether or not they would want to be a Dame Blanche or a Dame Rouge. Hold on to your extensions and light your matches because this episode is about to be explosive. Tune in next week for the final part of Blood & Honey.

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19: Cute Copper Dagger | Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin Oct 13, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the last half of the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss who is afraid of heights and what special item is on their Christmas wish list. Brace yourself for the return of the "roof dilemma" and discover the pitfalls of having sex outside in the middle of winter. Ponder the possibility of red-head scarcity in Belterra and find out how 2 + 2 does, in fact, = witch. Finally, put away your mommy and daddy issues and join the large groups of women ready to get shit done. Tune in next week for part one of Blood & Honey.

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18: Witchy Sh*t | Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin Oct 05, 2020

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Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Brendan Fraser, Jeremy Renner, and how God could possibly be a woman. Discover who is a vanilla boy and uncover a shocking connection between Reid and The Shining. Join the wicked and manipulative women as they embark on a journey filled with old porn and abysmal French pronunciation. Finally, prepare to be scandalized, shocked, and appalled during this episode. Tune in next week for the second half of Serpent & Dove.

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