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Episode 20: Jimmy the Evil Vampire Apr 21, 2020

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We discuss the all too relevant Ch 20, supernatural driving times, Alice crushing it at Jeopardy, ballet studio aesthetics, and unfortunate high school dates.

Content Warnings: Discussion of COVID-19 / Coronavirus Crisis, snakes & snake bites, hospitals, mentions of racism.

Episode 19: Tucked Like a Little Football Mar 31, 2020

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We're back!! We discuss Chapter 19, Dad's gonna be mad Edward did a murder, the Cullens are real cool chill hippies, get derailed by our thirst, wanting our spines re-aligned, and hypocritically spend 15 minutes talking about cars. The Cars of Twilight Blog Post: https://bit.ly/2WQPUGS Content Warnings: Discussion of violence, death, murder, and body horror, mentions of stalking and relationship abuse.

Episode 18 pt. II: Chow Bella! Feb 11, 2020

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We wrap up Ch 18 after last week’s tech issues, discuss Mom’s pinterest board from 2010 into an unhinged book, vampires would make great astronauts, MLM recipe books, and $16 prom dresses. Content Warnings:Content Warnings: brief mentions of stalking and harassment, relationship abuse. All of our episodes contain spoilers for the Twilight Saga.

Ch 18: BYOH(uman) Jan 28, 2020

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Hey folks, we’re finally back! We discuss Edward needing meditation classes, vampire slumber parties, and had a bit of technical difficulty. We hope you enjoy this short episode nonetheless! Content Warnings: Mentions of violence, surgery, and stalking.

Episode 17: Sensual Buckling Dec 17, 2019

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We discuss Chapter 18 THE BASEBALL CHAPTER, custom matching baseball uniforms for the whole family, vampire physics, and the arrival of the plot. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, death, loss of child, and some sexual harassment. Record Scratch noise used under creative commons via: https://audiosoundclips.com/ Supermassive Black Hole is intended for parody use only.

Episode 16: Carlisle's Anatomy Nov 26, 2019

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We discuss chapter 16 of Twilight, Carlisle's thicc book, heavy-handed Christian themes, Edward’s casting couch, and prepare for next week’s excellent chapter. Content Warnings: Discussions of explicit sexual content, suicide, death, mentions of genocide and incest.

Episode 15: The Property Brothers are Vampires Nov 12, 2019

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We read chapter 15 and discuss MILF rights, the sewers of Paris in Les Miserables, and how Carlisle is the real love interest of the series. Content Warnings: Mentions of violence, death and depression. All of our episode have spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga.

Episode 14 pt II: Is Edward a Creationist? Nov 05, 2019

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In our quick wrap-up of chapter 14, we unpack Edward's sexual awakening, Smeyer's age difference kink, and vegetarian vampires being abstinent homosexuals. Content warnings: Mentions of pedophila, violence, and murder.

Episode 14 pt. I: Supercharged With Vampire S!@% Oct 29, 2019

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We get caught up talking for wayy too long about Stephanie Meyer's music nostalgia, Vampire Superpowers, and this being a horror novel that we went way over time, and we'll finish chapter 14 next week! Content Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, suicide, violence, discussions of stalking & relationship abuse.

Episode 13: Just Doing Whippets Oct 18, 2019

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We discuss what would have happened if Twilight was popular during the highlight makeup trend, a very low vampire song, buying gas when you're emotional, and the rivalry between Sonic the Hedgehog and Bella Swan. Content Warnings: Discussion of relationship abuse, violence, drugs, mentions of pedophilia.

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