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#490 Diddles and Bits Feb 14, 2023

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We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call. Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try a https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

#489 Joe-nasium Feb 07, 2023

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It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's Tuesdays!!

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#488 Cape Whistle - The Honeymoon Part 2 Jan 31, 2023

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We're back on Mark's African honeymoon! He starts out with a sexy tidbit about Neil deGrasse Tyson that may be fact or fiction! On the trip Mark ends up at a dinner with a kooky inventor, he goes on an incredible safari with a tracker and sees lions, leopards, and a six-four Impala! After a tip-top trip, Mark heads home and faces his patented nightmare trip home. Holy hell, this is why you're here folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

#487 Big Truffle in Little China - The Honeymoon Part 1 Jan 24, 2023

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The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps throughout his African honeymoon! We're talking: international flight problems, rainstorms, Malaria pill sickness, a live sex show with the B-squad, bad mushrooms, getting shot at by fireworks, a narcoleptic Capetown tour guide and more! Joe is shocked and dismayed as Mark weaves a tangled, tangled web. It's an all-time Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

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#486 Uncle Messy Jan 17, 2023

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Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy week for queefsters!

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#485 Cod Couple Jan 10, 2023

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Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!

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Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369)

(NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis

counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-

GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-

800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR),

or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in

AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/

NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions

apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5

bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after

being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per

customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each

day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1)

free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet

awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded.

See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.

#484 Five Minute Joke Telling Time Giver Jan 03, 2023

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It's the first ep of 2023, and we've still got that holiday spirit folks! Mark heads to Toronto with a ton of drugs at the border. He's incorrigible!! Joe has an amazing weekend in Madison with Matt Wayne, the king of kings! Mark goes to see The Bills in freezing temperatures, barely makes it out alive, and purposely gets Matt Wayne a present! We got Wayne on the brain here everybody!!

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Tuesdays' Patreon Preview Bonus Dec 27, 2022

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Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode. Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, live Tuesdays with Stories, Hot Gay Sets, Q + Anal, and even a snippet of our normal behind-the-scenes bonus Tuesdays eps. Plus, we're wrapping it up with an O.G Tuesdays from 2013. We release the O.G. Tuesdays episodes on Patreon here and there. If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week. It's $3 a month for all this right now. On 01/01/2023 we will be changing our pricing, but if you sign up before then, you'll be grandfathered in at $3 a month. Hope you guys enjoy it! Happy Holigays!

#483 Pet Duck Dec 20, 2022

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It's that time of the week! Tuesday baby! Mark heads over to the Joe Rogan Experience and ends up doing mushrooms with Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe heads to the Vermont Comedy Fest with Matt Wayne and Andrew Schiavone. Meanwhile Mark goes from Austin to Boston to Connecticut to Boston to Philly and barely makes it back alive. It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month.

#482 Downwind Hog Dec 13, 2022

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The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks!

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