True Romance with Carolina Barlow and Devin Leary

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Winter in Paradise Nov 10, 2022

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Devin and Carolina discuss the latest trials and tribulations and utter devastations of Bachelor in Paradise and Love is Blind before diving deep into the urine and beer soaked slopes of Winter House where a bunch of full blown adults are dressing up like priests and crying in the middle of the day. The ladies answer questions like - Is there anything worse than having your relationship compared to Kyle and Amanda’s marriage? Is Kody hot or is he Macklemore? And what does it mean to be a realtor in the Metaverse?

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Love Isn’t Blind and Paradise Isn’t Lost Nov 03, 2022

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Devin and Carolina cover the trauma (both visible and invisible) taking over the weird synthetic apartment buildings of Love is Blind and then return to BACHELOR IN PARADISE where a set of twins get lost from their mom, Shanae continues to be the most game cast member of all time, Hayden returns to talk more about his still-dying dog and Aaron disappoints Genevieve and, in turn, the world.

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Panic on Paradise Beach Oct 27, 2022

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For the third time, the girls wonder, Is Love BLIND? They touch on the first few episodes of Love Is Blind, and when being a Ballerina does not snag you a husband! They discuss the red flag of a man who self-identifies as GOOFY, the Man Who Pretended To Cry, and the problem with men who hike. Then, they move on to the beaches of Mexico, to discuss the drama on Bachelor In Paradise, where women are sent to a beautiful hotel and cry for a week, three beautiful women fight over one Mediocre Tall Male, and we root for troubled couples and for the girl from Ohio to throw a punch.

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Post BravoCon Summit Oct 20, 2022

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Devin and Carolina are absolutely reeling from reality TV’s Super Bowl - BravoCon 2022! What happened to the Real Housewives of New Jersey panel? Why wasn’t Erika Jayne asked to participate in the song medley? Why were there so few restrictions on filming inside the venue? Then, the ladies dive into the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac and all the DM drama and touch on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and finally, a few thoughts on Southern Charm and Winter House!

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Bachelor in Paradise Week 3 Oct 13, 2022

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Devin and Carolina start off discussing the relationship issues on the new season of The Real Housewives of Potomac. Then they move to the tropical beaches of Paradise, where the girls have the roses and are asking for validation and attention. AS ARE WE ALL! Devin and Carolina revel in this alternate universe where men cry at how hot their dates are and where storylines don’t have to end after marriage and kids (but apparently sex does). Also, is Romeo OK? Is Genevieve justified? And is it too much to buy a man and his grief-tormented family a star after just two weeks of dating? These questions and more are explored in this week’s episode!

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Bachelor in Paradise Begins! Oct 06, 2022

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Devin and Carolina couldn’t be happier to be back in Paradise with a bunch of singles who seemingly all met at Stagecoach and unfortunately, Jesse Palmer. They dive into Genevieve’s emotional rollercoaster that includes a date at a public pool, Shanae’s comeback, Lace’s genius attention tactics, Sierra and Michael deserving better than this franchise, Ashley I’s aggressive “manifesting”, the Salley lore and more!

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Love is Blind: After the Altar Sep 29, 2022

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Devin and Carolina discuss the best surprise to hit our Netflix algorithms since Selling OC - Love is Blind without the Lacheys! The men cosplay as friends, the women team up against Shaina but also invite her to hang out, Kyle and Deepti go on an awkward Hinge Date, Jarette and Lyanna prove love is not enough, and then…. A villain is born. And her name? Is Jessi. with an I.

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BACHELORETTE FINALE Sep 22, 2022

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Devin and Carolina have been through a lot but nothing could compare to the agony of watching the approximately 18 hour long finale of the Bachelorette in which they were forced to watch Rachel be humiliated by hologram clone host Jesse, intercut with footage of her trying to humiliate Tino, in response to him humiliating her by cheating, all while her parents watched. Thank god there was some lighthearted Gabby footage in there too, but sadly her new fiancé has a 90% chance of making her life worse. Plus - the new bachelor announcement that proves how desperate ABC is, a quick Segway into the Adam Levine cheating drama and finally a much deserved tribute to Tiffany “New York” Pollard.

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Bachelorette: This Process Works! Sep 15, 2022

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Devin and Carolina discuss Oosten Botler (Austin Butler) and Devin demands a public apology from Tom Hanks for his performance in ELVIS. Carolina talks selling gifts from exes, and Devin revisits an old season from the Bachelor, just to remember how much more female contestants gave the audience. Then the women talk the newest episode of THE BACHELORETTE. Why are we idolizing big fathers and calling them names such as “Big Tony”? Why is Gabby yelling at the producers as if they’re her parents? Why is the host telling us it’s the most dramatic episode EVER? We’ve literally seen housewives wearing diapers. C’mon.

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The Bachelorette: Fantasy Suites Sep 08, 2022

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Devin confronts Carolina about her listening skills and Carolina describes her venture into non-LA dating apps (men with more mechanical skills than political views). Then, a Southern Charm update and finally - BACHELORETTE FANTASY SUITES! Sexual innuendo abounds as Gabby and Rachel try to talk about whether they’re going to have sex with three men without actually talking about having sex with three men! Johnny tries to talk in movie quotes to sound smart, Tino tries to avoid talking at all, and Jason completely forgot where he was after a few days alone in a hotel room. Unfortunately, both women fall victim to the hormones that turn red flags green - and Carolina is forced to formally rescind her application for The Bachelor.

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