Tres Leches

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BRAIN ROT Aug 08, 2024

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Today’s episode is completely rotted, a direct reflection of our brains. Our grey matter took a vacation and decided to never come back.

…but we kick things off with a heartfelt discussion about grief and recovery from the traumatic events in our lives. How long is too long to dwell in our sorrows, and when is it time to embrace a stiff upper lip? It’s a delicate balance, and we’re unpacking it today.

As we wrap up our Olympic watch, we dive into some of the Games’ great moments and tackle the controversies, including the right’s attack on trans athletes that have marked this year’s events. Yay sports, indeed.

In our ‘Spilled Milk’ segment, one of our gay boy listeners writes in about his new bisexual identity. He’s saying “bye-bye-bye” to his old self because he’s now “bi-bi-bi.” Another listener asks for permission to cheat. This is her Meadowlark moment—will she risk it all for a new romance?

This episode might be all over the place, but our love for you is exactly where it should be—in our hearts.

I’m just an Olympian, sir. Aug 01, 2024

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Strap in for a golden episode of Tres Leches as we dive into the dazzling world of the Olympics, including the awe-inspiring opening ceremony and Celine Dion’s triumphant return to the stage. We’re not just talking about her performance but also the masterful media blitz that heralded her comeback. It’s all about the spectacle, the strategy, and the sparkle!

Then, we discuss the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleadrs and their Netflix documentary experience: ‘America’s Sweethearts.’ We’re still not over the behind-the-scenes drama and dazzle it unveiled.

In our “Spilled Milk” segment, we turn to a different kind of partnership: Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor. Sarah shared that living apart is their relationship’s secret sauce. Could this be a magic formula for long-term love, or...? We’re breaking down the pros and cons.

And for our final splash, we tackle a listener’s thought-provoking question inspired by Oprah’s “Things I Know for Sure.” What’s one thing each of us knows for certain? Get ready for some surprising revelations, including why Pinesol makes the list.

Cuckoo for Coconuts Jul 25, 2024

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We’re thrilled to be back with you after our quick summer sojourn! In today’s episode of Tres Leches, we’re diving headfirst into a monumental moment in American politics. With Kamala Harris stepping up as the presidential candidate after Joe Biden’s exit from the race, we’re unpacking the seismic shift and what it means for the future. We share our thoughts, hopes, and reflections on this pivotal and potentially wild chapter in American history.

And don’t miss out—Johnny breaks down how to properly pronounce ‘Kamala,’ ensuring we all get it right as she steps into the presidential spotlight.

But that’s just the first half! The second part of our episode gets personal as we navigate the scary world of first dates. Ian’s not holding back—after being left on read, he’s ready to read the bitch who did it. Meanwhile, Juan is branching out, trying to expand his dating horizons by mingling with new friend groups. And Johnny? Our wise Mama Odie, comfortably in a relationship, shares her sage realtionship advice like an old woman THAT lives in a tree.

God Save These Queens Jun 20, 2024

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No, really, we need saving! Because after recording this episode, it’s clear we need help.

We’re starting with a brief toast to Broadway’s best at the Tony Awards, then crossing the Atlantic to dive into Ian’s beginnings in the UK, and exploring why he never read “The Outsiders.”

Ian isn’t the only British thing we love—we are also head over heels for “Love Island UK” and its American sister show, which just kicked off a new season. Johnny and Juan are on a campaign to get Ian addicted to the island antics—why not join the madness and watch along with us?

But there’s more! Today’s ‘Spilled Milk’ segment is fermenting with juicy gossip—so tantalizing it’s almost rotten. Leave it out any longer, and we might just have sour cream on our hands! We're tackling a man grappling with a significant age gap in his new relationship, celebrating the wild adventures of a recent college grad, and debating bedroom laziness—because someone’s got to do the work, right?

Make Magic Practical Again Jun 13, 2024

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Our witch’s brew is piping hot this week. Ian is practically levitating with excitement over the buzz that Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman might reunite for a “Practical Magic” reboot. Yes, you heard it right. This is Ian’s rapture. He has seen the face of God and it’s this potential cinematic revival.

But that’s not all we’ve got stirring in our cauldron. We talk gay etiquette, why you should just say ‘hi’—always.

Juan explains why you might want to think twice before claiming you’re ‘nauseous’—and Ian shares a musical ordeal that left him nauseated.

And for our grand finale? We’re dissecting Johnny’s legendary “XXX” Spotify playlist, track by track. Dubbed the single greatest playlist for making whoopie, even Wendy Williams would nod and declare, “It’s good.”

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UNCUT: A Super-Sized Slice of Tres Leches Jun 06, 2024

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Welcome back, mis amores! Today, we’re throwing out the agenda and just “comiendo mierda” (and yes, while that might translate to eating sh*…, around here, it means talking sh*…). You know when you talk to your best friend about the same thing you’ve talked about 5,676 times but you bring it up again because you’ve found another way to think about the same situation?—yep, that’s our vibe today.

What’s on the docket? It’s Pride month, and we’re mixing celebration with a side-eye at all the gay couples hoarding the fun. Juan might’ve bailed on his 75 hard challenge, but trust, he’s picked up some wisdom along the way. Johnny? Oh, he’s got a boyfriend now, and we’re all about getting the deets. And let’s not forget Ian, reminding us why we’re blessed to live in a world where Fire Island is just a ferry ride away. We’re also talking Billie Eilish and her latest single, “Birds of a Feather.”

So, grab your café cubano, find your favorite spot, and let’s dive into another heart-to-heart, Tres Leches style—no filters, all sass, and a generous helping of best-friending.

No Worries If Not May 02, 2024

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As the season shifts, emotions are blooming just as much as the flowers around us. Johnny's stepping into a new relationship, while Juan and Ian are single, taking this time to delve deep into what intimacy and romance mean to them at this point in their lives.

We're also exploring the nuances of platonic intimacy. Can these non-romantic relationships truly satisfy our yearnings for closeness and connection? For Ian, they might just be the answer. Later in the episode, in our "Spilled Milk" segment, the phone call is coming form inside the house–Juan has a burning question for Johnny and Ian about setting expectations in relationships, especially when it comes to communication styles and how often we should be in touch.

Johnny warns Juan that saying “No worries if not” and being overly accommodating to the whims of potential suitors, lets the colonizers win.

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The Tortured Bottoms Department with Alex Hall Apr 24, 2024

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It’s the second installment of our series, “Be Good to You” - exploring the things that truly make us feel good, inside and out.

You wanna be on top? Me neither!

This week, we're joined by the dynamic Alex Hall, creator of "The Bottom’s Digest," who spices up our discussion with his expert blend of culinary and sexual wisdom. Alex's mission to promote a healthier, joy-filled sexual lifestyle shines through as he tackles common myths about diet and bottoming, offering practical advice for enhancing your sexual well-being. Did you know the timing of your fiber supplement could be the secret sauce to a perfect evening? Get the scoop on that and more, including a glimpse into what makes us purr.

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Therapize me, Daddy! w/ Omar Torres Apr 11, 2024

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Hi sweethearts! Welcome to the first installment of our four-part series, “Be Good to You.” Over the next four weeks, we're diving deep into a journey of self-care and personal growth, exploring the things that truly make us feel good, inside and out.
This week, we’re honored to have licensed therapist Omar Torres (@haveyoutriedtherapy) join us to unlock the healing power of therapy. 😍

In this episode, Omar shares his professional perspective on making therapy accessible, overcoming stigma, and how to take the first step towards finding the right therapist for you.

And we promise this session wont end in a fight with Dr. Leslie Rosen. (Played by Marcia Gay Harden, of course)

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Beyoncé’s Hootenanny Apr 03, 2024

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Yeehaw, y'all! This week on Tres Leches, we're swapping salsa for barbecue sauce and diving boots-first into Beyoncé's country revolution with "Cowboy Carter." With Donell James Foreman (@TheDJF_) joining us as our star-studded co-host, we're saddling up for a rollicking ride through the album that's got everyone talking.

"Cowboy Carter" marks a significant moment in music history, with Beyoncé's single "Texas Hold 'Em" becoming the first No. 1 country hit by a Black woman. This album is not just a foray into country music; it's Beyoncé's exploration of America itself, digging deep into the genre's roots and paying homage to the unsung Black musicians who helped shape it.

It's an episode packed with laughs, insights, and maybe a surprise yodel or two. So, grab your hat, pour yourself some sweet tea, and join us for a knee-slapping good time as Tres Leches goes country with Beyoncé's "Cowboy Carter."

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