Long-running American soccer show covering the USMNT, Premier League, Champions League, MLS, and more. If you enjoy analysis and silliness in equal measure, we’re the podcast for you.
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Long-running American soccer show covering the USMNT, Premier League, Champions League, MLS, and more. If you enjoy analysis and silliness in equal measure, we’re the podcast for you.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
No spoilers to be found, but here are some timestamps:
0:00 - Atletico Madrid v Liverpool
16:27 - Today's show is sponsored by Stamps.com! To get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage + a digital scale, go to Stamps.com, click the Microphone at the top of the homepage, and enter the code "TSS"
18:34 - Dortmund v PSG
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It's a big Western Conference preview episode from MLS Assist, with Joe Lowery and Jordan Angeli making very specific predictions for all 13 teams.
Timestamps below:
2:20 — Colorado Rapids
6:14 — FC Dallas
10:05 — Houston Dynamo
13:38 — LA Galaxy
17:50 — LAFC
23:30 — Minnesota United
28:20 — Nashville
32:00 — Portland Timbers
36:20 — Real Salt Lake
43:00 — San Jose Earthquakes
50:05 — Seattle Sounders
54:30 — Sporting KC
1:00:07 — Vancouver Whitecaps
Got Eastern Conference predictions? Tweet them to Joe and Jordan before next week's episode:
@JoeInCleats
@JordAngeli
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It's weekend review time!
0:00 - Abbreviated Premier League chat and then lengthy discussion regarding Manchester City's 2-year ban from the Champions League and why it might all end up in disaster for UEFA.
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22:13 - Lazio v Inter Milan: a Battle of 3-5-2s
33:18 - Atalanta v Roma: positional anarchy abounds!
39:48 - La Liga updates and Barcelona v Getafe: turns out... Messi is pretty, pretty good... and there's even more social media drama to be found!!!
48:30 - PSG v Amiens: The Parisians went down 3-0, went up 4-3, and then conceded another for things to finish 4-4. GET READY FOR THAT DORTMUND-PSG FOLKS! It's going... to be epic!
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Daryl and Taylor discuss the breaking news that Manchester City have been handed a Champions League ban for the next two seasons. What happened, what might happen, and what still remains unclear? After that, they answer 10 listener questions.
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The new CBA has more money for players but also possible restrictions on that 3rd Designated Player spot. The Athletic's Sam Stejskal and Paul Tenorio ask whether or not MLS is really serious about competing with Liga MX
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Daryl and Taylor go deep on each of next week's Champions League Round of 16 first-leg games, detailing tactics, key players, and important matchups. Timestamps below:
2:55 — Atletico Madrid v Liverpool
18:15 — Borussia Dortmund v PSG
37:30 — Tottenham Hotspur v RB Leipzig
53:45 — Atalanta v Valencia
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Taylor talks with Graham Ruthven about the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champions League knockout round. Up first, Barcelona and Madrid have both been eliminated from the cup, setting up the prospect of an all-Basque final. What might that look like and how would it be perceived?
After that, it's on to the various crisis/non-crisis states of Barcelona, Real Madrid, and Atletico Madrid (crisis, non-crisis, crisis, respectively). We also take a look at some of the teams that have impressed in La Liga thus far, who might find themselves involved in the relegation battle, and preview some of the upcoming Champions League fixtures.
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Joe Lowery is joined by producer Daryl (filling in for Jordan Angeli) to name the 10 players new to MLS that they're most excited to see in 2020. Though it ends up being more like 12.
Here are timestamps for the players we talk about:
3:20 — Chicharito (LA Galaxy)
9:15 — Alan Pulido (Sporting KC)
14:15 — Kenneth Vermeer (LAFC)
20:20 — Lucas Zelarayán (Columbus Crew)
26:20 — Leonard Owusu (Vancouver Whitecaps)
31:10 — Fernando Meza (Atlanta United)
37:58 — Jurgen Locadia (FC Cincinnati)
41:04 — Yuya Kubo (FC Cincinnati)
44:25 — Edison Flores (DC United)
48:55 — João Paulo (Seattle Sounders)
54:15 — Oswaldo Alanis (San Jose Earthquakes)
59:30 — Younes Namli (Colorado Rapids)
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Ryan and Taylor take a look back at the action from this weekend, including...
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3:15 - Inter v Milan: Zlatan scores but Inter fight back in the Derby della Madonnina
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20:16 - Bayern Munich v RB Leipzig: a reminder that 0-0 draws can be super enjoyable to watch
37:16 - Bayer Leverkusen v Borussia Dortmund: Dortmund's strategy of "who cares about defense, let's just score goals" finally comes back to bite them in the league... again.
51:04 - Real Betis v Barcelona: is Quique Setien turning things around? Our answer is "... it seems like it... maybe?"
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1:10:59 - Daryl is on the line to take a lengthy look back at the USWNT's 3-0 win over Canada in Concacaf Olympic qualifying.
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In the first episode of a new podcast for The Athletic, produced by the Total Soccer Show, Paul Tenorio and Sam Stejskal take a detailed look at the new MLS Collective Bargaining Agreement
Paul and Sam know more about how MLS works than some people who work for MLS. They go through the ins and out of the new deal, explaining how the players made progress and won some concessions with this deal.
Put this podcast on a charter flight right into your ears.
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