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The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT Jun 25, 2025

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It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs.

The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference!

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Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133 Jun 22, 2025

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Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction.

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0:00 - Intro - Welcome to the Clown Rodeo 0:46 - The Karen Read Trial 29:21 - Processing the Horrors on the News 39:32 - No Kings Protest 44:16 - World War III 52:28 - Why Am I Agreeing with Tucker Carlson? 1:05:33 - Some Fun PSA's

They're All Watching You | TMT #132 Jun 15, 2025

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The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) and Sydney Sweeney' new soap along with Alex's new comedy special and hit single!

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0:00 - Intro 0:32 - Trump and Elon Breakup 17:14 - I Promised no more Theo Von Rants 24:36 - Palantir Technologies 42:30 - Ice Raids, Protests and More Breakups 56:20 - Democrat Leadership are Cowards 59:08 - Sydney Sweeney's New Soap

Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131 Jun 08, 2025

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The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism.

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0:00 - No Plans for 7 Months 19:08 - Can't Have it All 35:17 - Content Creation 53:59 - How Much to Sell Out? 1:09:29 - Puerto Rico 1:27:57 - Frog and Toad 1:41:35 - Alex's Ghost Story 1:48:54 - Arnold Lobel 1:55:09 - Tobacco Companies 2:05:50 - Wrap Up

Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130 Jun 01, 2025

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The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time.

Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner.

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0:00 - Alex's Grand Plan 0:31 - Todd and Julie Chrisley Pardoned by Trump 4:44 - Monday Night RAW and Gay Dad 7:37 - The Crimes of the Chrisley Family 20:20 - Savannah Chrisley's Plan to Grift Her Parents Out of Jail 23:23 - Alex's Theo Von Rant 36:01 - Savannah Starts Sucking Up top MAGA 47:21 - Their Supplement Grift Ft. RFK Jr. 1:00:08 - Savannah Makes Progress with MAGA and her BFF Lara Trump 1:07:50 - Trump's Crypto Dinner 1:12:11 - Trump's Most Corupt Pardon 1:15:28 - The Pardon of Jared Kushner's Father 1:21:04 - Crime's Aren't Real If You Have Money

Diavola - STORY REPORT May 28, 2025

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Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL.

This is a spoiler filled review/retelling of the Novel Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. You do not need to have read the book to follow along with Mr. P's reactions, but if you want to read it first GO GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD!

This is an audio exclusive episode.

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Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129 May 25, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did.

Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia!

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All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Elon Musk is Lying Again 10:44 - Elon Musk is Racist 14:21 - Elon Laughed at by Conference Crowd 34:56 Cybertrucks are For Landlords 36:42 - Denying Your a Yahtzee on Live TV 47:20 - The Kensington Ave Special 57:48 - Mrs. P's Family are all Cliff Clavin 1:02:54 - The Largest Asbestos Mine In The World 1:16:09 - Naming Your Town Asbestos is Bad for Business 1:30:40 - Final Thoughts

TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128 May 18, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead.

Obviously, Alex has a lot to say about the subject.

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Why The Muppets Fight Hate | TMT #127 May 11, 2025

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In this episode the Pearlmans look at the life and Legacy of Jim Henson. From growing up as a christian scientist to pioneering television in a way that taught children and adults powerful lessons about accepting those different than you.

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0:00 Intro - Mr. Pearlman the Muppet 0:27 The Origins of Jim Henson 7:23 Show-running as a Child in 1959 19:27 Zocdoc 20:27 Sesame Street 24:11 Big Bird 29:26 Oscar the Grouch is Orange 32:40 Kermit the Frog 42:05 Jim Henson's Work with SNL 46:38 The Muppet Show 1:00:00 Star Wars 1:03:49 Jim Henson's Death 1:08:12 How Jim Henon's Taught Emotions 1:12:13 Jim Henson's Battle with Intolerance

Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126 May 04, 2025

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Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla!

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