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TOP 10 Secret Simpsons Prophecies | TMT 165 Mar 01, 2026

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Alex does a deep dive on The Simpsons, their connections to the Epstein files and how they were able to correctly predict such world changing events such as 9/11, Covid, NSA Spying, Voter Fraud, OceanGate and so many more. The muppets and X-files also make a guest appearance.

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0:00 Intro - The Simpsons Did It 0:44 Connecting the Simpsons to the Epstein Files 3:07 The Simpsons Did It 6:11 Did they Predict Trump's Presidency? 11:48 Predicting the Disney FOX merger 21:10 The OceanGate Disaster 26:01 FIFA corruption Scandal 29:27 Siegfried & Roy Attack 32:07 The Simpsons Epstein Connection 34:49 Simpsons Predict Votter Fraud 37:28 Storming the Capital 42:18 Horse Meat Appears in Food 48:45 Simpsons Predict The COVID Pandemic 54:56 Conan O'Brien Outs Creeps Across the Industry 1:00:12 NASA Mass Surveillance 1:06:32 Simpsons Predict 9/11 1:10:58 Why The Simpsons are Cassandra from Greek Myths 1:14:23 The X-Files Spinoff that Nailed their 9/11 Predictions 1:15:35 How Kermit Caused 9/11

UGLY TRUTH: The MAGA Makeup Billionaire | TMT 165 Feb 22, 2026

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Mrs. P intended to delve into fascinating career of Estée Lauder however her gross evil son kept getting in the way. From exploiting his lifelong friendship with trump to colonize Ukraine and Greenland's minerals, to secret dealings with Epstein, Israel and Roger Ailes, Ronald Lauder did it all.

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0:00 Intro - The Evil Man in Trumps Ear 1:36 - Estée Lauder's dumb son 4:22 - Stealing the Minerals of the World (Greenland, Ukraine) 15:32 - Tank Girl Was A Good Movie 18:12 - Trumps Best Old Friend from Wharton 23:45 - Losing to Rudy Giuliani despite teaming up with Roger Ailes 25:53 - His Love for Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu 27:32 - Jeffrey Epstein Helps him Collect Art 36:39 - Only Thing He Loves More than Art is Israel 39:50 - Giving Millions to Trump for Mineral Deals 45:08 - Finally Getting to Estée Lauder's Impressive Career 1:03:39 - How Estée Lauder Marketed her Products 1:14:32 - All the Lauders are a Part of the Family Business 1:18:33 - Mr's P's Take on the Estée Lauder Boycott

The EVIL COMPANY you are paying EVERY DAY | TMT 164 Feb 15, 2026

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Mrs. P takes a deep dive into Private Equity and the evils it brings and how its tentacles touches every part of our life. From food, to dating, to music, to owning the words largest DNA database. Nothing is safe.

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0:00 Intro - I got into Private Equity 0:26 What is Private Equity? 6:03 Theme Parks Have All Been Bought Up 9:26 Blackrock vs. Blackstone and Other Evil Names 12:20 Ancestry.com and the Mormon Afterlife 19:39 Thanks SPANX! 26:09 Bumble and Dating Apps and Dog Apps 35:14 What Music does Blackstone Own? 37:44 How Mr and Mrs. P Accidentally Helped Private Equity 44:10 Legoland 46:01 Hotels 49:07 Crumble Cookies 1:00:34 A.I. and the End of the World?

Wildest Deaths from Wikipedia | TMT 163 Feb 08, 2026

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Mrs. P takes a deep dive into the world's strangest, stupidest, and craziest deaths. From coconuts, to vending machines, to crazy inventions and death during sex. Also Alex gets the spray bottle every time he brings up the Epstein Files.

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0:00 Intro - Crazy, not suspicious Death 0:30 Alex Gets the Spray Bottle for Mentioning Epstein 2:07 Coconuts and Turtle Shell Deaths 7:49 Vending Machines Deaths 13:48 Amusement Park Deaths 25:54 Whitney Cummings is in the Files! 33:07 Deaths by Toilet 43:32 Deadly Animals like Horses and Elephants 50:40 Inventor is the Word's Most Dangerous Profession 54:57 Death by Sex

REVEALED: CONSPIRACY of the GOSSIP to MAGA Pipeline | TMT 162 Feb 01, 2026

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Mrs. P tackles the gossip world that marries politics and pop culture. Our Villains for the night are Jessica Reed Kraus, Candace Owens, Tim Pool and so many more. We follow the mommy blogger/wellness pipeline to RFK, TRUMP, Defending ICE, Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Johnny Depp, Danny Masterson and so many more.

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0:00 Intro - The Board Comes Out 0:30 The Gossip to Alt Right Pipeline 1:16 Candace Owens 3:14 Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Kanye West 3:37 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump 4:45 Tim Pool is the Boot 5:29 Jessica Reed Kraus and RFK Jr. 13:27 Gavin Newsom and Jared Kushner 17:48 The Pick Me Girl vs Candace Owens 20:46 Ghislaine Maxwell Merch 27:11 House In Habbit is in the Epstein Files 27:40 On to Johnny Depp 32:19 Danny Masterson Trial 34:15 Gavin Newsom's wife and Armie Hammer 38:24 Befriending Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. 45:12 Teaming up with RFK jr. to Sue Facebook 55:22 Betraying your friend Olivia Nuzzi 1:01:21 Hating on Democrats and Podcast Bros 1:04:06 The Miracle Cure Saffron and Turmeric 1:09:26 Cosplaying as a Journalist 1:13:56 Joe Exotic (Tiger King) to Colab with Pearlmania500 1:15:54 Teaming Up With Tim Pool to defeat Candace Owens 2:21:13 Thanking ICE 2:23:05 Closing it out with "The Chicks"

DIVORCE HIM while you still can | TMT 161 Jan 25, 2026

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Mrs. P tackles the issue of no fault divorce and how some conservatives want to get rid of it. Before it was legal a whole industry sprung up around the "Reno Cure" and traveling out of state to get a divorce. From celebrity gossip to lesbian enclaves this episode has it all.

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0:00 Intro - Ronald Reagan the Good Guy? 0:31 Divorce 5:21 Why is Everyone going to Reno Nevada? 13:31 The New Divorce Industry 22:13 Reno Becomes a Cultural Phenomenon (Ayn Rand) 27:48 Divorce Ranches and Shills 32:04 Jennifer TIlly is a Queen 39:39 Emergence of a Lesbian Scene 42:13 Clark Gable and Elizabeth Taylor's Divorces 52:19 Enter Ronald Reagan to Save the Day? 55:06 Divorce Becomes a Norm 58:58 Who Wants to End No Fault Divorce? 1:00:51 Mrs. P's Advice

Why Republicans LOVE Cowboy hats | TMT 160 Jan 18, 2026

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Mrs. P dives into the history of the Stetson Hat and how it was co-opted to became the preferred fashion accessory of the fascist performative male. From pro socialist, immigration and women's rights beginnings in Mexican culture to being brought back east to Philadelphia and mass produced using a business model closely resembling tech companies of today.

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0:00 Intro - Right Wing Performative Men 0:51 Why do All the Worst People Wear Cowboy Hats? 2:30 Cowboy Hats are from Philadelphia? 4:10 John B Stetson and his Hats 18:33 Boss of the Plaines Hat 23:08 Co-opting Mexican Culture 32:40 Mad as a Hatter from Mercury Poisoning 37:17 Different Styles of Hats 46:42 How the Cowboy Hat became preferred by Fascist 52:18 Why the Cowboy Hat is Gay 55:15 The Decline of the Hat 59:16 John Stetson Philanthropy

AFTERPARTY (FREE EDITION) - TMT 154 - Sydney Sweeney's Jeans Redux Dec 28, 2025

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This week Mrs. and Mr. P examine the comments and fallout from their Sydney Sweeney and History of Jeans Episode (TMT 154). From the death of Dick Chaney and Sydney Sweeneys Many Box Office and endorsement failures to middle age cloth dying techniques using Sea Snails and Lapis Lazuli this episode covers all of your comments and feedback.

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0:00 Intro - A Free Bonus Patreon Episode 3:35 R.I.P. Dick Chaney 4:22 Sydney Sweeney's Bad Interview 6:23 Tabbed = Based 7:31 More Tales from the Epstein Board 10:03 MAGA Coded = BOX Office Poison 21:11 The Majesty of Boscov's 25:04 Is Kohl's Based? 30:34 A Deep Dive in Jeans Fabrics and Dyes 35:02 Sydney Sweeney's Basking Robbins Disaster 41:52 White Supremacy is in your Food 44:39 Oklahoma's Sad Education Politics 49:15 History of Wrangler Jeans 50:18 Mrs. P. wiped her memory of 4chan 52:13 Banned From Elon's Twitter Unless... 54:26 Secrets You Only Get Behind a Paywall 57:44 How Horrible was 4chan? P.S. Cloth Dye 1:01:18 End of the Year Wrap Up

Our REDACTED 2025 Tier List | TMT 159 Dec 21, 2025

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Mrs. and Mr. P rank the top moments of 2025 from TikTok going dark, Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Performance calling out Drake to Zohran's Victory and Sabrina Carpenter standing up to ICE and DHS. The Pearlmans cover the good (Vanilla Mace's Labubu video, Haley William's new album) the bad (AI Bunnies, Gulf of America, Taylor Swift's New Album) and the Ugly (JSP's Hat, JD Vance Memes, Sydney Sweeney's Personality).

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0:00 Intro - Goodbye 2025 1:35 We Love Queen Coke Francis! 3:26 TikTok Goes Dark for 12 Hours 5:42 Our Ranking System 7:25 Carrie Underwood's Inauguration Performance 9:41 Gabby Windy Become a Voice of our Generation 11:21 Gulf of America Sucks 12:36 Leslie Bibb's Smile 14:00 Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Calling Drake Out 17:48 Jd Vance's Fat Head 22:10 Labubu's and Vanilla Mace 26:05 Katie Perry Goes to Space ft. Justin Trudeau 27:22 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla 28:10 The Woke Pope Exists and he is American 29:40 Gingers are Black 30:18 Sex and the City Fashion 34:48 Sydney Sweeney Has Good Jeans and No Personality 44:35 Haley William's is Back! 49:26 Coldplay Kiss Cam 52:33 AI Bunnies on Trampoline 57:36 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Get Engaged 1:00:55 Jimmy Kimmel Pulled from the Air 1:03:01 The Louvre Heist 1:06:33 Taylor Swifts Bad Album Due to Good D**** 1:09:15 Crashing Out with Philip DeFranco and Alex Pearlman 1:12:57 Haley Williams Drops Full Album 1:13:51 Mariah Carey's Christmas Scandal 1:18:03 Zohran Mamdani's Win 1:18:39 2026 Primary Fights 1:19:42 Sabrina Carpenter Beats ICE and DHS 1:21:49 Golden Globes Podcast Award 1:26:55 How Most of 2025 Feels

STORY REPORT - Bury Your Gays (By Chuck Tingle) Dec 18, 2025

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*** content warning - this episode is NOT for children as we read a lot of Chuck Tingle Book Titles IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW***

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Mrs. Pearlmania's story report returns just in time for christmas with a book that has NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS. Bury Your Gays is a sci-fi, hollywood, gay, horror comedy thriller, that bucks conventions while pounding our butts with incredible scenes.

Chuck Tingle is quite famous for his e-books of monster erotica, but this book is a deep dive into the mind of a screenwriter facing Hollywood studios, generative Ai, internalized homophobia, and so much more!

We have just a few epsiodes left in 2025, so this 2 hour long AUDIO ONLY spoiler filled adventure will keep you covered for your holiday hours.

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