Thomas and the Bible

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2 Samuel 11-2 Samuel 13 Dec 20, 2012

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2 Samuel 11-2 Samuel 13
Well it didn’t take long for David to turn into a complete douche. I guess the loss of your boyfriend can do that. Anyway then there’s some incest that happens.

2 Samuel 5-2 Samuel 10 Dec 14, 2012

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2 Samuel 5-2 Samuel 10

This is my first UStreamed episode! Check out the stream and I will be broadcasting all future episodes live! Anyway, David continues to act fabulously and stuff. Bible.

2 Samuel 1-2 Samuel 4 Dec 06, 2012

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2 Samuel 1-2 Samuel 4

When the dust settles in the war between Saul and David, who will be left standing? Well, David it turns out, but not really because he did anything, except mourn the loss of his gay lover Jonathan; another casualty of this cruel, boring war.

1 Samuel 27-1 Samuel 31 Nov 29, 2012

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1 Samuel 27-1 Samuel 31

We are finishing first Samuel today! Can’t wait to move on to second Samuel, even though Samuel is still quite dead. Saul travels to the forest moon of Endor to see an Ewok who can produce a hologram of Samuel for him to talk to.

1 Samuel 24-1 Samuel 26 Sep 12, 2012

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1 Samuel 24-1 Samuel 26

Well Saul is the laziest king there is. He just can’t sit still and do king stuff for ten minutes without storming out to go kill David for no reason. Then again, with how much of an entitled prick David ends up being, I’m starting to sympathize…

1 Samuel 20-1 Samuel 23 Aug 29, 2012

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1 Samuel 20-1 Samuel 23

David and Jonathan continue their gay relationship right under Saul’s nose. Meanwhile Saul completely disregards his duties as king in order to chase David around the galaxy trying to kill him for no reason.

1 Samuel 16-1 Samuel 19 Aug 20, 2012

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1 Samuel 16-1 Samuel 19

Me vs the bible is like David and Goliath. The bible is this Goliath of shit, this monstrous piece of garbage, and I’m like David. Except I really don’t think I could just throw a small stone at the problem and have it die instantly. Alas.

1 Samuel 14-1 Samuel 15 Aug 14, 2012

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1 Samuel 14-1 Samuel 15

We have a very famous reading which reminds me of the late, great Christopher Hitchens. I miss him. Who cares about this dumb book, Hitchens is gone, which sucks. Anyway, some people are slaughtered, as per usual.

1 Samuel 7-1 Samuel 13 Aug 06, 2012

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1 Samuel 7-1 Samuel 13

Samuel continues his fake reign as head god communicator person. The Israelites really want a head boring idiot person to run their band of boring idiot people. They call this hypothetical idiot a “king”. This doesn’t sit well with Samuel.

1 Samuel 3-1 Samuel 6 May 11, 2012

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1 Samuel 3-1 Samuel 6

God works in mysterious ways… No I mean really mysterious ways. Like think of the part of your body that you would like to be MOST mysterious to other people… yeah that part. God seriously violates that part of many people in this episode. Really.

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