Thomas and the Bible

Latest Episodes:

Esther 3-Esther 8 Jan 27, 2014

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Wow this was literally the most entertaining read I’ve ever had in the bible. It had like a plot and a message kind of and stuff. UNHEARD OF! I liked it, really.

Nehemiah 12-Esther 2 Jan 24, 2014

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Nehemiah 12-Esther 2

Thomas had some sort of brain condition during this episode and sucked. Esther is looking like an interesting book.

Nehemiah 9-Nehemiah 11 Jan 21, 2014

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Nehemiah 9-Nehemiah 11

Nehemiah has mysteriously disappeared and been replaced with a boring priest toeing the party line. Sucky reading.

Nehemiah 5-Nehemiah 8 Jan 18, 2014

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Nehemiah 5-Nehemiah 8

Nehemiah is kind of a cool dude. I can’t honestly find much wrong with him. But don’t worry. He’ll let us down. He’s a man, all men are pigs.

Nehemiah 1-Nehemiah 4 Jan 17, 2014

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Nehemiah 1-Nehemiah 4

We got a hold of Nehemiah’s private journal! Not sure why we’re reading it but it tells the barely interesting story of building some walls!

Ezra 7-Ezra 10 Jan 16, 2014

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Ezra 7-Ezra 10

Ezra is just a lonely gay man who wants to be loved.

Ezra 3-Ezra 6 Dec 16, 2013

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Ezra 3-Ezra 6

We continue with Ezra and make no Better Than Ezra jokes at all. Many letters are written back and forth and for some reason we have to read about them. Still beats Chronicles any day of the week.

2 Chronicles 35-Ezra 2 Dec 08, 2013

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2 Chronicles 35-Ezra 2

Mr Kitty update, it’s good news! Far more than anything in the bible. EXCEPT we finish Chronicles today! Yay!!!!!!!!!! Still sucks.

2 Chronicles 32-2 Chronicles 34 Nov 23, 2013

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2 Chronicles 32-2 Chronicles 34

Lots of Mr. Kitty updates. Our favorite podcat. Also stuff about my guest appearance on The Imaginary Friends Show. Oh yeah plus the lame bible.

2 Chronicles 29-2 Chronicles 31 Nov 10, 2013

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2 Chronicles 29-2 Chronicles 31

The Word. Jesus Christ is the only Eagle Scout I want guiding me down the path to righteousness through the dark woods of humanity.