Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!!
22: "Hobosexuals" and Corporate Email Clapbacks | Thick Threads Ep.22 (ish)
Jan 18, 2023
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how people professionally CLAPBACK in a corporate setting via email!!! You might want to take notes!! Persephanii reads a story about a "hobosexual" who uses SEX to get a free place to stay! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
21: What Do You Do When Your EX Spins The Block? & Whoopin FAILS | Thick Threads Ep.21 (ish)
Jan 10, 2023
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of people's responses when their ex has the nerve to SPIN THE BLOCK!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a collection of stories about times people's parents tried to whoop them and FAILED! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
20: Men Giving OTHER MEN Relationship Advice?? UH OH! | Thick Threads Ep.20 (ish)
Jan 03, 2023
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread of men on Twitter giving OTHER MEN on Twitter relationship advice!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
19: WE ICED OUT! Stolen Lunches and Jewelry Heists!! | Thick Threads Ep.19 (ish)
Dec 27, 2022
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We got half a milly on us!! ...but its not ours. We got Joseph Mamanne, a legendary jewel supplier to pull up and ice out our Thick Threads co-hosts! Persephanii shares a hilarious thread detailing a lunch thief who got EXPOSED at work!! Cloud goes with a themed approach by reading a list of the wildest most notorious jewel heists in history!! It doesn't end there! We got Joseph to actually sit-in and discuss jewelry and give his own thick facts! Tune in for the most expensive episode of Thick Threads yet!!
18: What Do Women Leave At Men's Houses to MARK THEIR TERRITORY? | Thick Threads Ep.18 (ish)
Dec 22, 2022
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread about the small things that women leave at their man's house to mark their territory!!! Then they go into a "sandwich" of fun facts! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
17: Pat Don't Pay Bills! | Thick Threads Ep. 17 (ish)
Dec 13, 2022
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go completely off the rails and talk about paying bills for women and dudes splurging money!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
16: Why aren’t we together? and Time to say Goodbye! | Thick Threads Ep. 16 (ish)
Dec 06, 2022
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Go to Dave.com/thickthreads to sign up for an ExtraCash account and get up to $500 instantly. In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud discuss a Twitter challenge that involves asking your sneaky link "Why aren't we together?" and hilarious tweets about how long it takes to say goodbye at a black family gathering!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
15: Worst Lies That WOMEN Have Told Us! | Thick Threads Ep.15 (ish)
Nov 29, 2022
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud flip the script and read a funny thread about the worst lies that WOMEN have told MEN!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
14: What's the Fastest a Woman Has Ever Made You 🥜? (A Safe Space) | Thick Threads Ep.14 (ish)
Nov 22, 2022
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads about men admitting to the times when a woman made them "finish" WAAY too fast!! And for the Holidays, Cloud reads a funny thread about Thanksgiving FAILS!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
13: Sex Dungeons and Side Chick Contracts | Thick Threads Ep.13 (ish)
Nov 15, 2022
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads a post about a SIDE CHICK CONTRACT! Cloud reads a silly thread about all the hilarious ways that kids interpret the world!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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