Therapy Gecko

“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL” Nov 03, 2024

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s.

Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan.

Release the sewer people. I am a gecko.

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“WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL” Oct 30, 2024

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together.

Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain.

Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko.

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GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR” Oct 27, 2024

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing in the airplane sink, being in debt, burying a hedgehog, and other stuff. Hallelujah. I am a gecko.

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“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS” Oct 23, 2024

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago.
Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace.

It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko.

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READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone) Oct 20, 2024

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea.

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OCD AND SKATEBOARDING Oct 16, 2024

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard.

Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation.
Break your mirror. I am a gecko.

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“I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA” Oct 13, 2024

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school.

My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko.

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“DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE” Oct 09, 2024

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment.

Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s.

Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko.

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THE BENADRYL GNOME Oct 06, 2024

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life.

Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a trans cat.
I feel underdressed. I am a gecko.

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“DO YOU EVEN LIFT?” Oct 02, 2024

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe.

I am going to watch the fish. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE” Sep 29, 2024

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.
Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer.

I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko.

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ANXIETY AND STUFF Sep 25, 2024

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene.
I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko.

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“I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT” Sep 22, 2024

A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever.
Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crooked business operations.
There is a Band-Aid in the pool. I am gecko.

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“I AM A TROUBLED DELIVERY MAN” Sep 18, 2024

A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter.

Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happy or if you just have to suck sometimes.
You have to try this chicken. I am a gecko.

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“I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER" Sep 15, 2024

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that.

Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is.

I need to do laundry. I am a gecko.

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“MY DAD IS BEING WEIRD IN THE GROUP CHAT” Sep 11, 2024

A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat.

Later a debates if she should do OnlyFans, a caller flees their life in Texas, and a final caller may or may not have encountered a Bigfoot sex cult.

Please speak up I cannot hear you. I am a gecko.

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“DOES LIFE GET EASIER?” Sep 08, 2024

A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood.

Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller debates kicking their roommate out to escalate their love life.

Time to cook a meal in my Easy-Bake Oven. I am a gecko.

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“I AM A SLINKY ARTIST” Sep 04, 2024

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.”

Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape.

I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko.

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“I WANT MORE OUT OF LIFE” Sep 01, 2024

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life.
Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit in after coming from Puerto Rico to mainland USA.
Toilet paper is not food. I am a gecko.

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“I FINALLY QUIT METH” Aug 28, 2024

A caller talks about his bumpy history with substance abuse, the hallucinations it ignited, and how he got clean.

Afterwards a caller attempts a life transformation and another caller makes some big decisions out of Louisiana.

Bless you. I am a gecko.

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“I’VE BECOME A GOBLIN” Aug 25, 2024

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes.

Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of why her dad keeps faking his death on Facebook and I have a casual chat with a man named Bob.

This is a weird chair. I am a gecko.

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“I HELP PEOPLE DIE” Aug 21, 2024

A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful.

Then a caller seeks vengeance via martial arts, and a final caller debates whether or not to reveal his polyamorous lifestyle to his religious family.

Someone please do the dishes. I am a gecko.

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“I’M OBSESSED WITH MY TEACHER” Aug 18, 2024

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode.
Do not draw dicks on my Etch-A-Sketch. I am a gecko.

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“LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE” Aug 14, 2024

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices.
Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives questionable advice from a doctor after ripping his penis.
I forgot why I’m here. I am a gecko.

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“I’M GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER AT 35” Aug 11, 2024

A caller talks about who they are, who they were, and who they wanted to be as a punk rocker and a father.

Then a final caller attempts to convert his father’s farm into a weed biz.

Geese have teeth on their tongues. I am a gecko.

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“THINGS ARE CRAZY BUT ALSO CHILL” Aug 07, 2024

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.

Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia.

Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko.

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“NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE” Aug 04, 2024

A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a caller believes they are god, and final caller worries they are becoming their mother.

It is time to eat a bagel. I am a gecko.

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“I HATE BEING SOBER” Jul 31, 2024

A self-described “high functioning alcoholic” reflects on their relationship with sobriety.

Then a caller spends a lot of cash on his relationship with an OnlyFans model and a final caller reveals why they cut off their mother and how they got sextorted online.

Please be quiet I cannot hear the movie. I am a gecko.

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“I GOT ARRESTED” Jul 28, 2024

A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes.

Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller dives deep into the niche toy market.
What is the soup of the day? I am a gecko.

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“I CAN’T STOP PARTYING” Jul 24, 2024

A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids.
Afterwards a caller maybe or maybe doesn’t have lyme disease, a caller has spiritual vision of Kanye West, and a final caller find themselves employed by their father’s mistress.

Not every movie is real. I am a gecko.

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“I FIST ON THE WEEKENDS” Jul 21, 2024

A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours.

Further call topics include a piss jar, a car filled with wasps, and a cat eating a used condom.

Don’t make me turn this car around. I am a gecko.

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“I’M BLIND AND MISS LOOKING AT BOOBS” Jul 17, 2024

A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15.
Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being a ginger herself.

It is time to make out with Harrison Ford. I am a gecko.

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“MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP” Jul 14, 2024

A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found.

Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all.

Is this safe to eat? I am a gecko.

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“I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND” Jul 10, 2024

A caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.

Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a caller debates his relationship, and a final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted.

See you at the big game. I am a gecko.

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“I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF” Jul 07, 2024

A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.

Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk.

The bridge is burning. I am a gecko.

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“CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP” Jul 03, 2024

A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories.

Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef.

If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko.

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“I LEFT THE MENNONITE COMMUNITY” Jun 30, 2024

A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid.

Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins in League of Legends.

How the hell do you open a coconut? I am a gecko.

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“OUTER SPACE HAS RUINED MY LIFE” Jun 26, 2024

An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos.

Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically approved ketamine therapy changed his life, and a final caller tells me how this podcast inspired him to join the Pokemon card community.

Can I use your pool? I am a gecko.

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“I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER” Jun 23, 2024

A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.

Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer.

Look away. I am a gecko.

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“I LIVE IN IOWA” Jun 19, 2024

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.

Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.

I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.

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“I AM KIND OF BEING STALKED” Jun 16, 2024

A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill.
Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk.

I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko.

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“I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS” Jun 12, 2024

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked.

It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23)

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“I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE” Jun 09, 2024

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.
Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.

It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.

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“DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?” Jun 05, 2024

A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years.
Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month.
I curse the sun. I am a gecko.

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“PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND” Jun 02, 2024

A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?).
Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend.
We have a winner. I am a gecko.

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“I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF" May 29, 2024

A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her.
Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship.
Paint the walls of your house green. I am a gecko.

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“I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS” May 26, 2024

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos.

Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24.

Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS” May 22, 2024

A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA.

Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years.

It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko.

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come see my live show. new tour dates are on sale. I am a gecko. May 20, 2024

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5/28 NASHVILLE TN
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5/30 CHICAGO IL (early show sold out, late show added)
5/31 MILWAUKEE WI
6/1 DETROIT MI
6/1 DETROIT MI REPTILE RAVE AFTERPARTY
6/2 GRAND RAPIDS MI
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6/6 SAN FRANCISCO CA
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9/6 NEW YORK CITY
9/11 PHILADELPHIA PA
9/12 WASHINGTON DC
9/19 AUSTIN TX
9/21 HOUSTON TX
9/22 DALLAS TX
9/24 GREENVILLE SC
9/25 CHARLOTTE NC
9/26 GREENSBORO NC
9/28 ATLANTA GA
10/9 PITTSBURGH PA
10/10 BUFFALO NY
10/11 TORONTO CANADA
11/8 LOS ANGELES CA
11/24 MINNEAPOLIS MN

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“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET” May 19, 2024

A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it.

Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic.

I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko.

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“THE NAVY RUINED ME” May 15, 2024

A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia.

Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant.

There is always a catch. I am a gecko.

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“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP” May 12, 2024

After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.

Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.

It is a nice day out. I am a gecko.

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“I HATE MY BABY” May 08, 2024

A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby.
Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date.

I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko.

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“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?” May 05, 2024

A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder.

Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk.

It is now your turn. I am a gecko.

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“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE” May 01, 2024

A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.

Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.

Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

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“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS” Apr 28, 2024

A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.

One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko.

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“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER” Apr 24, 2024

A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.

Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.

I like your haircut. I am a gecko.

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“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS” Apr 21, 2024

A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.

Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job.

It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko.

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“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN” Apr 17, 2024

A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame.

Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood.

Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko.

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“I AM A PROPHET” Apr 14, 2024

A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.

Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.

Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

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“METH AND CROSS DRESSING” Apr 10, 2024

A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.

Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole.

I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.

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“I MARRIED A STRANGER” Apr 07, 2024

A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.

Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.

Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.

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“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND” Apr 03, 2024

Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart.

A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport.

The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko.

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IN THE BASEMENT Mar 31, 2024

A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement.
Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum.

The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS” Mar 27, 2024

A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails.

Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz.

Watch the full park video here.

Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko.

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ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF Mar 24, 2024

A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts.
Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko.

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THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT Mar 20, 2024

A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life.

Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness.

DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko.

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THE PEPSI QUEST Mar 17, 2024

A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad.

Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling.

Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up.

Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko.

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THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS Mar 13, 2024

A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon.

Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme.

Don’t rush. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF” Mar 10, 2024

A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.

Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood.

How did you do that? I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES” Mar 06, 2024

A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop.

Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship.

My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko.

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“I BLEW OFF MY HAND” Mar 03, 2024

A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams.

I hope the waiter will take our order someday. I am a gecko.

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“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT” Feb 28, 2024

A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships.

Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia.

Turn around. I am a gecko.

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THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND Feb 25, 2024

A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun?

Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko.

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“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG” Feb 21, 2024

A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.

Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex.

Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko.

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DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Feb 18, 2024

I am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos.
Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women, anal infections, astrology, rhino sex, peeing in the shower, and more.

Doja Cat is a Grammy winning rapper and musician and one of the biggest commercial recording artists of the 2020s. In 2023 she was listed as one of TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. I am a gecko.

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“I MAY GET DEPORTED” Feb 14, 2024

An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation.

Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by a medical condition, and a final caller meditates on whether or not he’s a sex addict.

Roll a 9 or higher to have a good day. I am a gecko.

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“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX” Feb 11, 2024

After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid.

Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits.

Time to look out the window. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR” Feb 07, 2024

A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school.

Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show

Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko.

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“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON” Feb 04, 2024

A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around.

Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend. 

Color within the lines. I am a gecko.

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“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING” Jan 31, 2024

A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners.

Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage.

Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko.

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“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS” Jan 28, 2024

A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.

Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose?????

The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko.

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I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com Jan 26, 2024

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if you don't see your city on here please go to the link anyway and RSVP with your phone number so I can text you when I have ticket link. I'll be announcing a ton more dates in the second half of the year. I am a gecko.

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THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY Jan 24, 2024

A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger.

Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer.

The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko.

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“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR” Jan 21, 2024

A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex.

Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father.

Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko.

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“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT” Jan 17, 2024

A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex.

Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life.

I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko.

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“I AM A BRONY” Jan 14, 2024

A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan.

Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel.

I did kill the roach. I am a gecko.

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“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE” Jan 10, 2024

A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes.

Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows.

Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko.

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“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP” Jan 07, 2024

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself.

Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record.

Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship.

Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko.

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“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS” Jan 03, 2024

A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.

Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.

I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.

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"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN" Dec 31, 2023

A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.

Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes.

I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko.

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“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?” Dec 27, 2023

A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.

Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate.

COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE

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COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)

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Blow off all your errands. I am a gecko.

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“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID” Dec 24, 2023

A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.

Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.

COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE

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COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008

Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko.

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“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF” Dec 20, 2023

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy.
Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job.

Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting.

Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMU

It feels nice to touch giant rocks. I am a gecko.

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TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY Dec 17, 2023

A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale.

Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin.

You’ll get there. I am a gecko.

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“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” Dec 13, 2023

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.

Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows.

I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko.

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“I PARTY IN THE SEWER” Dec 10, 2023

A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.

Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult.

I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko.

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THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE Dec 06, 2023

A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.

Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister.

I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko.

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“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL” Dec 03, 2023

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.

Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.

It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.

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“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP” Nov 29, 2023

A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.

Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.
Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.

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TALES FROM THE TRAIL Nov 26, 2023

A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs.

Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit.
I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko.

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“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE” Nov 22, 2023

A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt.

Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing.

You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko.

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“SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?” Nov 19, 2023

A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.

Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring.

I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko.

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“I AM A CUCK” Nov 15, 2023

An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like.

Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains.

There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko.

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“I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION” Nov 12, 2023

A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business.

Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s coming to stay with her for the weekend, and in a full circle moment, that very guy calls in to speak about his perspective on meeting the previous caller.
The Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse is 3,080 calories. I am a gecko.

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“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR” Nov 08, 2023

A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is.

Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles.

Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko.

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“I SLEEP WITH MY MOM” Nov 05, 2023

A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call.

Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed.

Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko.

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“I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT” Nov 01, 2023

A disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them?

Afterwards a caller who personally worked for Paul Rudd tells us about some beef he has with him and a final caller realizes some flaws of the sex competition he’s having with his friends.

Bury your phone in the dirt and see what grows. I am a gecko.

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“MY EX IS PREGNANT” Oct 29, 2023

A caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child.

Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both used AI as a therapist and the pros and cons of it, and caller tells me about the difficulties that come with being a touring saxophonist. I talk about the movie Soul a lot in that one. It’s a good movie.
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“WE ARE FUCKED” Oct 25, 2023

A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree.
Then a caller tells me about her unorthodox childhood that involved her mom running an escort agency. 

The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko.

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“I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER” Oct 22, 2023

A medical assistant calls in to figure out what to do about his intense attraction to his co-worker that he refers to as his “Work Wife”.

Then a caller tells me how he’s eaten 1000 calories of Reese’s Cups every day for the last 12 years, and a final caller struggles with whether or not it was a good idea to tell her younger co-workers that aura readings are stupid.

I like what you did with your hair today. I am a gecko.

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“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME” Oct 18, 2023

I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward.
Then a caller tells me why his partner has been chewing his food and spitting it into his mouth for several years, plus learn about the couple’s journey to drug addiction recovery, and a final caller speaks on his dense past that inspired him to move across country and start a new life.
Don’t pass out fruit this Halloween. I am a gecko.

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ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Oct 15, 2023

I am joined by comedian Eric Andre to talk to people on the phone as geckos.

Eric is known for his hit comedy series “The Eric Andre Show” and has a new podcast called Bombing With Eric Andre on the iHeart network.

 We talk to a caller who’s entangled in a flakey romance, a Norwegian guy living in his mom’s basement, a truck driver who thinks I am very sad, an employee of the British government, and caller who we plan a historic dinner with.

We also talked to each other about being Jewish, childhood, drugs, and a lot of other things.

Whoever keeps egging my car please stop. I am a gecko.
Check out Eric’s new podcast here.

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“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX” Oct 11, 2023

A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child.

Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together.

Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko.

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“I WENT TO PRISON AT 19” Oct 08, 2023

A caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to turn his life around and dedicate himself to being a father at 30.

Afterwards I talk to a musician who questions if he gave up his childhood to become a rock star and a final caller debates the pros and cons of art school debt.

Does this bug bite look infected? I am a gecko.

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“I AM A SPEED DEMON” Oct 04, 2023

A deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a really good call. I hope he finds something else to do.

Then we transport to the streets outside a Burger King in Brisbane, Australia to talk to a person who is worried about spirits getting in their head and a very drunk guy who just got out of prison.

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today. I am a gecko.

Full Brisbane video here.

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“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE” Oct 01, 2023

A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life.

Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men.

Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE ANGER ISSUES” Sep 27, 2023

After telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from.

Afterwards I talk to a caller about their fear of the sun blowing up and everyone dying, a caller becomes exhausted while working with kids in need, and a final caller tells me about how she is tired of being pulled into her best friend’s relationship.

Tag. You’re it. I am a gecko.

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“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?” Sep 24, 2023

A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at.

There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko.

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“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD” Sep 20, 2023

A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan.

Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships.

I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko.

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“I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS” Sep 17, 2023

A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is.

DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko.

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“MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST” Sep 13, 2023

A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew.

Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here.

I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko.

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THE WAYWARD COUSINS Sep 10, 2023

A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show.

Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller.

What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko.

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DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Sep 06, 2023

I am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums like “The Hybrid” and his recent collaborative album with JPEGMAFIA titled “SCARING THE HOES”. He is also a cool guy.

We talk to a caller whose boyfriend is choosing Roblox over her, a solider who jerks off in pies, a man exhausted by his alcoholic coworker, and several other people too. I also talked to Danny about sober life and perspective and other cool things.

Check out Danny Brown’s stuff here. I am a gecko.

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“I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED” Sep 03, 2023

A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp.

Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible.

Send your mother an email. I am a gecko.

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“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING” Aug 30, 2023

Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/

Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college.

The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko.

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THE JEWISH EPISODE Aug 27, 2023

A caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the most I ever talked about myself on here maybe.

Then we teleport to the streets of Perth Australia to talk to an aspiring zoologist who argues that trespassing should be legalized as well as a guy trying to be more upfront on dates. Perth is one of the most isolated cities in the world, with nothing but uninhabitable forests for miles in every direction. Yet people still manage to live there, walk around, talk to each other, and eat food.

Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss

What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko.

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THE SWEDISH INVASION Aug 23, 2023

A Swedish student studying in New York tells me about her experiences with dating apps, being afraid of porn, making friends in America, getting high, and more.

Then a musician regales me with a new song of his that samples audio from this very podcast. I may or may not pursue legal action.

Let me know if mentioning this podcast in your Tinder bio gets you more matches. I am a gecko.

Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss

What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko.

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“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL” Aug 20, 2023

An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control.

Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face.

Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko.

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BEING A GECKO IN NEW ZEALAND Aug 16, 2023

This episode starts with two interviews I did on the streets of Auckland, New Zealand: the first is with a local bartender who talks to me about bad spending habits, moral quandaries, eating burgers, Kiwi life, and more. The second is an American transplant who I get into a really deep conversation with about the meaning of happiness. It was cool. I like talking to people in real life because I can look them in the face and tell they are real people. I sometimes think all of the callers are actors being paid to Truman Show me.

Then we end with a caller who is exhausted by being the "mother figure" amongst his peers and wishes to walk the universe.

Today is your birthday. I am a gecko.

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“I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT” Aug 13, 2023

A man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he also deals with a stalker ex-girlfriend.

We talk about the various avenues of his life that have brought him to this point and what he hopes for his life in the future. This was a pretty intense one with a lot of layers to it.

Leave a nice review for your local grocery store. I am a gecko.

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“I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION” Aug 09, 2023

A 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him dopamine throughout the difficult process, and how the folks of the drug world aren’t like how you’d expect.

Then a mail carrier tells me about several altercations she’s gotten into with neighborhood dogs, and we talk to a caller who has far overbooked her schedule.

I am going to go microwave some Tyson’s chicken strips. Tyson did not pay me to say this. I am a gecko.

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“I MOVED FROM AFRICA TO AMERICA” Aug 06, 2023

A caller tells me how he moved to America after doing everything there is to back home in Ethiopia. He explains his culture shock, going from software engineering to working at 7/11, differences between Africa and America.

Then a caller and I debate if eating a person is more ethical than eating an animal.

So far so good. I am a gecko.

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“I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO” Aug 02, 2023

A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko.

Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera.

Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko.

Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko.

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“I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY” Jul 30, 2023

A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever.

Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction.

Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we discuss what makes Denmark the happiest place in the world, thoughts on America, and other stuff.

Walmart at 3 am was a bad idea. I am a gecko.

More Denmark stuff here: https://youtu.be/KrpeAuL-WIA

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“I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE” Jul 26, 2023

A professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot less sex going on than I thought.

Then a caller tells me about his dating life after testicular cancer left him with only one ball. He also goes to the same college I went to and we make a lot of niche references to the various places that people smoke weed on campus. It’s a deep connection.

Finally we transport to a park in Amsterdam to talk to a Dutch student filmmaker about messing with tourists, his thoughts on America, and life in general.

Sorry. I am a gecko.

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“I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS” Jul 23, 2023

A former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44.

Then I talk to a caller about his corroding relationship with his brother after the death of their father.

Lastly we go to the Electric Forest festival in Rothbury Michigan to talk to a woman about talking to people (extremely meta).

Electric forest video here: https://youtu.be/Be873Puo9wg

Are platypuses real? I am a gecko.

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HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE Jul 19, 2023

A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you.

Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father.

You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko.

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“I’M 57 AND WORKING AT STARBUCKS” Jul 16, 2023

A woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experiences and a pending dream of running a business.

Afterwards 2 amateur graffiti artists tell me how they defiled various billboards including one for an adoption agency which I guess is kinda messed up.

Lastly we transport to the streets of Glasgow Scotland to have a very open conversation with a man who just left a detox facility.
You can check out the full Scotland video here: https://youtu.be/AED-s1o4Psw

Decorate for Halloween and confuse your neighbors. I am a gecko.

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“I AM A DINOSAUR” Jul 12, 2023

One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper.

Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more.

Go call an old friend. I am a gecko.

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“TALES FROM AN UNDERGROUND SEX DUNGEON” Jul 09, 2023

A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds.

Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America.

Don’t stare at strangers. Unless they’re really cool looking. I am a gecko.

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DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Jul 05, 2023

I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy.

We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman mending her broken vagina, and more.

More Dom stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@dominicfike

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BEING A GECKO IN DUBLIN Jul 02, 2023

I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko.

Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist preparing for his first exhibition.

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1 MINUTE CALLS Jun 28, 2023

This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want.

Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!!

Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko.

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“I ANSWER TO NO ONE” Jun 25, 2023

A man on the brink of greatness with just -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield business. It’s a doozy.

Then I hear from a caller debating getting plastic surgery for herself and a school teacher explains how they were fired from Starbucks.

Replace all the games on your phone with the calculator app. I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN” Jun 21, 2023

A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years.

Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I talk to a former employee of McDonald's about their escapades on the job

Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko.

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TRIPPING OUT AT WALMART Jun 18, 2023

I go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening the first movie theater/weed dispensary combo.

Then I get inspired to get high on air, and a caller teaches me about a new form of smoking that he has dubbed a “blam.”

How do I get a cameo in Kingdom Hearts? I am a gecko.

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LIFE IN A NORTH MEXICO CALL CENTER Jun 14, 2023

I talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad decisions of a childhood friend, and a musician experiencing a creative block.

Don’t step in that. I am a gecko.

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“I’M A VETERAN” Jun 11, 2023

A veteran of the U.S. Military explains what he plans on doing with his retirement now that he is done with the army.

Afterwards I hear from a dog trainer looking for new opportunities, a veterinarian who escapes the stress of killing dogs by blowing bubbles, and a student journalist who is beginning to doubt their career path.

The Tooth Fairy is a disturbing concept. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS A 911 OPERATOR” Jun 07, 2023

An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig.

Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him.

Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko.

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“THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I’VE DONE” Jun 04, 2023

Calls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis.

Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko.

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“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK” May 31, 2023

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too.

Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI.
Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko.

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THE BART SIMPSON CYST May 28, 2023

A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts.

Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds.

Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko.

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“I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM” May 24, 2023

After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call.

Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot.

Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko.

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“I’VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER FOR 35 YEARS” May 21, 2023

A truck driver and his daughter call in while their truck is broken down on one of their last trips together. To pass the time, he tells me stories about his last 35 years on the road.

Afterwards a caller at the beginning of a 90 day “dopamine detox” tells me how he’s going to make it through.

DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) with pictures of good European snacks. I am a gecko.

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“I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT” May 17, 2023

Two friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip.

Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ describes to me his obsessive fantasy involving a girl he has barely spoken to.

Then we end with an IRL interview I did on the streets of Japan with a woman visiting the country from Australia. She tells me how processing a death in the family brought her to Tokyo.
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It is very you to listen to this podcast. I am a gecko.

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THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE May 14, 2023

This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more.

Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream.

Crikey! I am a gecko.

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MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD May 10, 2023

A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there.

Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party.

We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko.

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THE HILLBILLY VAGABOND May 07, 2023

A caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him.

Then a caller who admits to eating 4 Klondike bars in one sitting gives advice on how to stay healthy.

Think of a number between 1 and 10. I am a gecko.

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THE PSYCHEDELIC CAT EXPERIENCE May 03, 2023

An extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill.

Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant.

Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko.

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THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN Apr 30, 2023

A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story.
Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one.

DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever).

I am a gecko.

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"I'M A FIRST RESPONDER" Apr 26, 2023

I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death.

Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit.

Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko.

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"I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY" Apr 23, 2023

A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to.

Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears.

Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko.

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CALLING FROM REHAB Apr 19, 2023

A guy calls me from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada. It sounds like fun. They take him go-karting.

Then we hear from a caller who’s reluctant to join the family snow cone business, and a caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful.

Don’t forget to wash your dishwasher. I am a gecko.

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BLACK MARKET VIAGRA Apr 16, 2023

Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot.

Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko.

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THE SHIT PILLOW Apr 12, 2023

A caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack.

Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life.

Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko.

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THE MACEDONIA EPISODE Apr 09, 2023

A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff.

Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media.

Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko.

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“I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM” Apr 05, 2023

A caller dating a computer controlled sim named “Monica” calls in to get some thoughts on the situation.

Then we hear about a caller’s experience with shock therapy treatment, and talk to a former 3rd grade bully, an artist trying to create alone, and a final caller whose holiday gathering ended abruptly when everyone was bothered with the race of his Santa Claus figurine.

They do not have wifi under the sea. I am a gecko.

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“I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE” Apr 02, 2023

A caller’s roommate’s wife discloses that she is in love with him and wants to pursue a polyamorous relationship that entangles all members of the household. Tension ensues.

Another caller shares his experience of moving 2000 miles away to start a new life, and a mother speaks on the differences between parenting as a teenager compared to parenting as an adult.

Being a ghost is probably fun. I am a gecko.

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THE DOORDASH THIEF Mar 29, 2023

A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.

Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.

I have no idea what I am doing. I am a gecko.

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GECK OF DUTY Mar 26, 2023

A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy.

Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over.

Can someone mail me some scrabble pieces? I misplaced a few. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” Mar 22, 2023

A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma.

Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok.

Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS LOST AT SEA” Mar 19, 2023

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.

Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.

Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko.

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“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME” Mar 15, 2023

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.

Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria.

Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko.

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“I GET BIT A LOT” Mar 12, 2023

A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students.

Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school.

Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko.

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“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN” Mar 08, 2023

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin.

Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days.

Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko.

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VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS Mar 05, 2023

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.

Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks.

I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko.

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THE PIZZA MAN Mar 01, 2023

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters.

Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them.

The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a gecko.

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THE PROXY MARRIAGE Feb 26, 2023

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.

Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.

Try going outside. I am a gecko.

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“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?” Feb 22, 2023

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.

Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business.

Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko.

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"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG" Feb 19, 2023

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.

Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber.

Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE 7 KIDS” Feb 15, 2023

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.

Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation.

Watch your step. I am a gecko.

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"I HATE MY NAME" Feb 12, 2023

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.

Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father.

Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko.

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"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM" Feb 08, 2023

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.

Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay.

Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko.

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TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Feb 05, 2023

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.

Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeidecker

And if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max.

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess. I am a gecko.

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i have a big announcement Feb 03, 2023

I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out.

DATES:

3/16 PHOENIX AZ

3/19 LAS VEGAS NV

3/20 SALT LAKE CITY UT

3/22 AUSTIN TX

3/23 DALLAS TX

3/24 HOUSTON TX

3/29 DETROIT MI

4/2 COLUMBUS OH

4/3 INDY IN

4/4 ST. LOUIS MO

4/5 CHICAGO IL

4/7 MILWAUKEE WI

4/12 SAN DIEGO CA

5/1 NASHVILLE TN

5/2 ATLANTA GA

5/3 TAMPA FL

5/4 WEST PALM BEACH FL

5/17 DENVER CO

5/26 OSLO NORWAY

5/28 COPENHAGEN DENMARK

5/30 BERLIN GERMANY

5/31 AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS

6/2 STOCKHOLM SWEDEN

6/3 LISBON PORTUGAL

6/8 DUBLIN IRELAND

6/9 BELFAST UK

6/12 GLASGOW UK

6/13 MANCHESTER UK

6/15 BRIGHTON UK

6/16 LONDON UK

6/27 VANCOUVER CANADA

6/28 PORTLAND OR

6/29 SEATTLE WA

6/30 SAN FRANCISCO CA

8/11 HONOLULU HAWAII

9/7 TORONTO CANADA

9/9 CHARLOTTE NC

9/10 GREENVILE SC

9/13 RICHMOND VA

9/16 BALTIMORE MD

9/17 PHILADELPHIA PA

9/19 NEW YORK CITY

11/10 LOS ANGELES CA

(AUSTRALIA DATES COMING SOON)

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CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER Feb 01, 2023

A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace.

With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko.

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GEXUAL HEALING (feat. Kazumi) Jan 29, 2023

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York.

Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls.

Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpA

Go pet a cat. I am a gecko.

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"I RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE" Jan 25, 2023

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens.

Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko.

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ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Jan 22, 2023

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos.

Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too.

Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com

I am a gecko.

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"I WAS BANNED FROM YOUR SHOW" Jan 18, 2023

After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance.

Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness.

Life is short. I am a gecko.

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"I DRESS UP LIKE A WOLF SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING" Jan 15, 2023

A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this.

Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her.

Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko.

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THE PREGNANCY EPISODE Jan 11, 2023

A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19.

Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life.

DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko

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"I HAD TO GIVE A RESTRAINING ORDER" Jan 08, 2023

A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order.

Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother.

Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko.

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“I’M ADDICTED TO PROSTITUTES” Jan 04, 2023

A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes.

Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11.

Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko.

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"MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME" Jan 01, 2023

A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather.

Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money.

Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko.

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“I’M AFRAID THE END OF THE WORLD IS SOON” Dec 28, 2022

A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending.

Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability.

Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko.

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THE POWERFUL CUP MANEUVER Dec 21, 2022

A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea.

Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background.

Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko.

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"I WENT TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH MY MOM" Dec 18, 2022

After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call.

Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on this episode’s calls while saying a bunch of stuff about capitalism.

Happy Hanukkah. I am a gecko.

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"I'M A SAD CLOWN" Dec 14, 2022

A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose.

Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away.

How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think it is from the paint. I am a gecko.

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"I PRETEND TO BE A BABY" Dec 11, 2022

An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess.

Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones.

Movies are more user friendly books. I am a gecko.

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"MY THERAPIST ADOPTED MY CHILD" Dec 07, 2022

A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation.

Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my live shows tells me about a romance that formed between him and another attendee.

Roll a 3 or higher for a gecko blessing. I am a gecko.

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"I DON'T LIKE YOUR PODCAST" Dec 04, 2022

An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation.

Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs. I think it is a really good episode.

Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

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GECKING YOUR OWN WAY Nov 30, 2022

After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals.

Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out.

Plastic plants can be just as nice as real ones. I am a gecko.

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"I AM A VAMPIRE" Nov 27, 2022

A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.

Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.

Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.

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"I AM A SEX ADDICT" Nov 23, 2022

A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups.

Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job.

Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko.

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"I'M LIVING IN MY CAR, AND IT'S KINDA NICE" Nov 20, 2022

A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.

Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other.

Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun.

DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

Link to full Cancun video here: https://youtu.be/H4nMLPhUO4Y

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"I WAS UNJUSTLY FIRED" Nov 16, 2022

A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences.

Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole.

Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko.

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"I CATFISHED SOMEONE" Nov 13, 2022

A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her.

Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone.

I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a gecko.

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"I DRANK SOME GUY'S BLOOD" Nov 09, 2022

A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice.

Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job.

Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko.

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"I WAS KIDNAPPED" Nov 06, 2022

A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq.
Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE in Nashville about how they overcame addiction and are starting their first day of work at the Hard Rock Cafe.
Also I finished up my live show tour over the weekend and I am very grateful to the folks that came out. I’ll be doing more cities + going international in 2023, so look out. I am a gecko.

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"I BECAME A GOD" Nov 02, 2022

A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it.

Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men.

I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gecko.

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ALISON WONDERLAND GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Oct 30, 2022

I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos.
Callers include a pilot battling a DUI, an animator with unwavering imposter syndrome, a man who worships Taco Bell, a mother at the end of her rope with her unmotivated son, and other calls too.

Calls start at: 14:27

More Alison stuff here: https://alisonwonderland.com/

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"I SNITCHED ON SOMEONE" Oct 26, 2022

A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation.

Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti, and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation.

Don’t say “Bloody Mary” three times in the dark. Nothing happens. I am a gecko.

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"MY SOCIAL SKILLS ARE GONE" Oct 23, 2022

A caller tells me how living much of his life in virtual reality over the past 3 years has caused him to go from being a confident extrovert to lacking any real life social skills.

Afterwards caller’s grandpa accidentally films his sex tape on a family vacation, a caller shares concerns over rumors about her childhood friend’s sexuality, and a caller tells me about how an activity known as “monkey time” has brought his friend group closer together.

Then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who’s studying brain surgery at Harvard University as part of a series of street interviews I did on campus there.

What should I do with my life? I am a gecko.

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“I’VE HAD DIARRHEA FOR 3 MONTHS” Oct 19, 2022

A caller worries how his boyfriend might react to his “major explosive diarrhea” after returning from a work trip. We review his options.
Afterwards a caller tells me how she is having trouble breaking up with her boyfriend, another caller is unsatisfied with the reactions they’ve received to their cancer diagnosis, and a couple brings me up to speed on an awkward situation they experienced at the orgy they just attended.

Did you know a clam currently holds the record for the oldest living animal? I am a gecko.

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"I'M ADDICTED TO MY CAT'S BREATH" Oct 16, 2022

A caller tells me how he is having a hard time forgiving himself for things he did when he was young. Despite him being 25 now, he is still not sure how to offset the problems he caused at the age of 12.

Later a caller talks to me about cheeseburgers until he can’t anymore, a caller reflects on their dad and step-mom kicking them out of the house, a guy tells me about his fascination with his cat’s breath, and a final caller tries to make sense of her hatred toward furries.

Then I talk to a guy who orchestrates luxury experiences for rich folks as part of a bunch of interviews I did on Miami Beach.
Do you have any tips for getting sand out of a gecko suit? I am a gecko.

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THE FORESKIN BEAUTY CREAM TRUTH BOMB Oct 12, 2022

A caller talks to me about the recent murder of their grandparents at the hand of the 15 year old kid they fostered.

Then a mysterious man reveals an alarming truth about foreskins and beauty creams. (You’ll have to listen to this one to believe it.)

Later a caller tells me what it’s like working at Arby’s and another caller worries they may be forming a partying habit that’s caused them to lose touch with themselves.

Throw a paper ball into a garbage can. I am a gecko.

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BEING A GECKO IN NYC Oct 09, 2022

I recorded this episode in Washington Square Park in NYC and got some really great interviews with real life people. This is probably my favorite street interview session I’ve done so far, everyone came willing to share very deep things about their lives.

These people include a guy who sent a video of him and his girlfriend making love to her ex, a woman who broke up with her fiancé and discovered the meaning of love, a street performer who describes how his life changed after going to jail, a musical theater student reflecting on being bullied in middle school, a woman who just moved to New York alone, and many more.

Go eat a slice of pizza. I am a gecko.

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"I HAVE AMNESIA" Oct 05, 2022

A caller describes not being able to remember anything from her life prior to a year ago, and how her dissociative amnesia has forced her to rediscover herself.

Then we hear from a caller who is questioning reality after a two tab acid trip, a caller who is not sure if she can make friends due to her niche interests scaring away her peers, and a caller who can no longer enjoy his local pizza after tasting better pizza in another town.

Draw something in Microsoft Paint and DM me it on Instagram (@Lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

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"I'M MAKING A BIG CHANGE" Oct 02, 2022

A caller and I discuss her desire to move to Ireland after the death of her father as a way of getting in touch with the community he came from

Then a caller describes how experimenting with a butt plug resulted in a hospital visit, a caller is anxious about meeting her internet friends for the first time, and a guy shares his passion for the backyard wrestling group he’s been involved with for most of his life.

Then I talk to a guy who operates tanks for the military as part of a bunch of street interviews I did outside the Washington Monument.

Nothing and everything matters. I am a gecko.

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"I'M FINALLY OFF PROBATION" Sep 28, 2022

A man from Alaska calls in a week before the end of his 8 year long probation, and claims he’s experiencing anxiety over his newfound freedom.

Then a pregnant caller discusses her mixed feelings about having a baby, a caller harasses his wife with a puppet on a daily basis, and I talk with a final caller about dealing with bullies at school.

There are a lot of ways to prepare potatoes. I am a gecko.

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CHILDREN OF THE GECK Sep 25, 2022

A caller discovers a Facebook group of 70+ biological siblings that all came from the same sperm donor as her. Now she is faced with whether or not to pursue a relationship with them.

Afterwards a caller tells me about how his boredom has compelled him to enact his impulsive desires, a caller is conflicted by romantic feelings he has for his soon to be roommate, and a man shares his final thoughts with me as he arrives at the location of a cult he is joining.

Today may or may not be a nice day outside depending on when you are reading this. I am a gecko.

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“MY SISTER IS ADDICTED TO VIRTUAL REALITY” Sep 18, 2022

A caller considers disconnecting from his family after a series of jarring events caused by his sister’s addiction to a virtual reality game.

Then a caller confesses that he has been jerking off on his brother’s towel almost every day for a decade, a daughter grapples with the growing suspicion that her parents are sleeping with the neighbors, and I challenge a caller on the correct way to wear your socks.

Alligators are really persistent dinosaurs. I am a gecko.

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"MY FRIEND IS NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE" Sep 11, 2022

This first call deals with a heavy topic so viewer discretion is advised: a caller tells me that a longstanding childhood friend of hers has been arrested for a horrible crime, and we discuss the flux of emotions she’s been dealing with in response.

Afterwards we hear from a caller struggling to find a balance between his Pakistani heritage and his new life in the US, a man who feels guilt from a petty crime he committed in high school, and a caller who tells us what it’s like dating as a plus sized woman.

DM me a picture on Instagram (@lyle4ever) of your favorite road trip snack. I’m going on tour and need ideas for nourishment. I am a gecko.

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CALLING FROM THE HOSPITAL Sep 07, 2022

A caller steps out of the hospital while visiting her sick father, and divulges that she has been debating whether or not to continue taking care of him because of how horrible he’s treated her and her family in the past.

Then a caller and I discuss the stress that has stemmed from her having cold feet to kiss her girlfriend for the first time, a man questions me about something called “Frogner’s Glory Hole”, and two buddies tell me about their recent experience of waterboarding themselves.

Do something you have never done today. I am a gecko.

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"I'M AFRAID TO DIE" Sep 04, 2022

This is one of my favorite calls I’ve taken on this podcast: a caller and I discuss his persistent health anxiety and how it has leaked into all aspects of his life. We chat about what it means to navigate life while juggling a daunting fear of death, while also reflecting on how death unites us all.

Then a couple asks me to weigh in on a important disagreement they are caught in: is it gay to jizz on your own face?

Later a caller and I weigh the pros and cons of donating your sperm to a sperm bank.
Then the podcast will be over and you can go do something else. I am a gecko.

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BOBBY LEE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Aug 31, 2022

I am joined by comedian Bobby Lee to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a woman battling with self confidence, a guy currently at his great grandma’s funeral, a guy severely addicted to jerking off, and more. We talk about a lot of other stuff too and Bobby calls me a fuck face. It was a great episode.

Calls start at: 12:10

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WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND'S LEG? Aug 28, 2022

A man calls in to discuss a hypothetical question: would you consume your friend's leg?

Then we hear from a caller who was recently diagnosed with a condition that will cause him to be blind within the next 10 years, and how this diagnosis has affected their outlook on life.

Later a smoke shop employee reflects on her customers and a caller desires to incorporate farts into his sex life.
I wish I had something to put at the end right here. I am a gecko.

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TREVOR WALLACE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Aug 24, 2022

I am joined by comedian Trevor Wallace to talk to people on the phone as geckos.

Callers include a guy being removed from his parent's will, an aspiring influencer, a man lying to his parents about his college enrollment status, a nurse who is stressed about penises, a guy dating his friend's sister, and other callers too.

Calls start at: 20:35

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"I'M A VIRGIN AT 26" Aug 21, 2022

A caller tells me he’s been spending hundreds of dollars on an online girlfriend he’s never met to make up for his lack of romantic connections in real life. We discuss how he might be able to find validation within himself as well as his frustrations with being a virgin in adulthood.

Then I talk to a caller who wants to marry a guy she’s been dating for a month, a caller dealing with a backstabbing roommate, and a caller whose girlfriend has an unrelenting desire to punch his balls.
Go to a movie by yourself and write a review of it online. I am a gecko.

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"I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER" (recorded in real life) Aug 17, 2022

I smashed my computer with a hammer and decided to go outside and talk people IRL at the park as a gecko. Those people include a bounty hunter searching for a fugitive, a man obsessed with Funko Pops, a young wedding photographer searching for what to do with his life, an actor who can’t feel emotions outside of his acting, and then also a caller at the end. I forget what the caller talked about but I remember it being interesting.
I hope you like the IRL episodes as much as the phone call ones. They are a lot of fun to record. I am a gecko.

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"I STALK PEOPLE ONLINE" Aug 14, 2022

A caller confesses that she’s been using a fake Facebook account to stalk various people from her past. Though she logs into the account daily to keep tabs on her enemies, we dissect the idea of deleting it.

Then we talk to a sex therapist, a YouTuber who films snake funerals, and a guy addicted to porn.
DM me a picture of a candle on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am gecko.

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"I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN" Aug 10, 2022

A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physically impossible to fulfill.
Afterwards a caller suspects that they may be able to predict the future via their dreams, a caller expresses his guilt from a major mistake he made in high school, and a woman reflects on what has empowered her to begin her new career as a stripper.

If you can see this then DM me a picture of brown rice on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

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NOEL MILLER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Aug 07, 2022

I am joined by comedian Noel Miller to be geckos and talk to people on the phone. Noel is best known as a comedian, musician, and host of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast. He is also a nice guy.

Callers include a girl who is hesitant about her long-distance relationship working out, a caller being charged as a domestic terrorist, a man who is addicted to sleeping with straight married men, a woman regretting her tattoo decision, and a person who is haunted by a lifelong prank.

Calls start at 13:17

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"I WAS SENT INTO THE WOODS" Aug 03, 2022

A caller reflects on her time being kidnapped and dropped off at a rehabilitation program located in the middle of the woods five years ago.

Later I talk to an aspiring stand-up comedian, a woman who receives pleasure from watching fictional characters endure pain, and a guy who I have a lot of common vices with.

I’d say have a good day but you can do whatever you want. I am a gecko.

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"MY EX'S FAMILY ADOPTED ME" Jul 31, 2022

A caller tells me that after breaking up with her boyfriend, she moved in with his parents. Now some years later, she has taken on the role of their daughter while her ex has no connection to the family.

Then we hear from a caller who is using the last 15 minutes of phone privileges he has while in rehab to tell us about his experience thus far, a man in a wheelchair discusses how his disability is perceived, and a final caller struggles with a new nickname.

I am having a hard time beating my high score on Tetris. I am a gecko.

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"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS" Jul 27, 2022

A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.

Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future.

Also I am going on tour to 9 different cities in the fall to be a gecko and talk to people in person. Sign up with your email here to get notified about my tour dates: https://ffm.live/geck22

You don’t have to do anything ever. I am a gecko.

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"I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING" Jul 24, 2022

A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner after they transition genders, a caller accidentally gets his ex pregnant, and a caller who’s been bald their whole life finally begins to sprout hair.

I think this was a good podcast. I am gecko.

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YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Jul 20, 2022

I am joined on this episode by rapper Yung Gravy to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Yung Gravy is known for his blending of trap and oldies, his serial dating of older women, and being a nice guy.

Callers include a cam girl trying to deal with negative comments, a woman considering using her vaginal juices as perfume, a woman who was recently given 5 years to live by her doctor, a guy receiving threats from a witch that he scorned, and more.

Calls start at: 09:12

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"MY BOYFRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM" Jul 17, 2022

Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out.
Scratch & sniff stickers don’t taste nearly as good as they smell. I am a gecko.

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"I COLLECT PEOPLE'S HAIR" Jul 13, 2022

After gathering strands of human hair for 3 years, a caller begins to wonder if they have a problem.

Then a pet owner tells me they’re addicted to huffing their cat’s fur, a caller speaks on the challenges of pursuing a career in cosmetology with a debilitating neurological disorder, a caller discusses his strange relationship with his ex-girlfriends dad, and I help a lost man get grounded while he’s on psychedelic mushrooms.
The bicycle was invented in 1817. That’s what Google says anyways. I am a gecko.

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BACK FROM THE DEAD Jul 10, 2022

A caller told all her friends and acquaintances that her mother was dead, but now her mother is coming to her wedding. We discuss how she might be able to explain this one.
After that a man investigates the sexual fetishes of his father, sister, and grandmother in order to learn more about himself. It is not as fucked up as it sounds. Or maybe it is. I don’t know.

Finally a woman tells me that she has panic attacks every time she goes to take a shit, and how she has dealt with this extreme fear of the bathroom throughout her life.

Try standing outside for 13 and a half minutes today. I am a gecko.

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"I'M DATING MY BOSS" Jul 06, 2022

Calls from a woman trying to keep her relationship with her boss a secret, a guy living in Kuwait who tells us about his quality of life in the Middle East, and a man currently on ecstasy for the first time.

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"GECKING OFF" Jul 03, 2022

A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mushrooms, and his obsession with flags.
After that a caller tells me about his experience masturbating in the bathroom of the Vatican City museum as a form of religious retribution, which led to a larger goal of masturbating in as many different countries as possible.

Then a caller tells me his wild story of getting arrested in the Middle East for kissing another man, what it’s like in Jordanian jail, and how he ended up escaping to the US.

A lot of you guys sent pictures of tennis balls to my Instagram DMs (@lyle4ever) last week. Thanks for that. This week I would like pictures of folding chairs. I don’t know what I’m going to do with them but hopefully it’s something productive. Thanks for reading these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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"I THREW SOMEONE'S ASHES AWAY" Jun 29, 2022

A caller tells me he accidentally threw away his sister’s roommate’s dad’s ashes and is receiving angry messages from the family. He talks with me on the phone as a way to procrastinate on dealing with the situation and facing up to them.
Then a caller tells me about his recurring hallucinations and how they relate to his fear of being perceived. After that a woman tells me about her desire to cheat on her partner and a final caller debates pressing charges on her uncle for crimes he’s committed against the family.
Send me a picture of a tennis ball on Instagram (@lyle4ever) if you actually read these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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A GECK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION Jun 26, 2022

A small town couple calls in to talk about their unhinged father-in-law who has made several wacky accusations toward them throughout the years. Their father has gone as far to involve the police in these matters without much evidence. The couple and I get into their family dynamics and the husband tells us what it was like growing up with said father.

Afterwards a 3D sculptor calls in to tell me how he’s uncontrollably attracted to one of his 3D models, a caller tells me how he robbed a liquor store when we was 9, and a woman tells me what led her to spend $8000 on stuffed animals.

Some dirt is ok to eat. I am a gecko.

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"MY EX MIGHT BE A CANNIBAL" Jun 22, 2022

We hear from a caller that after numerous red flags has reason to believe her ex-boyfriend is a cannibal. She tells us in detail about the uncomfortable events that lead to this theory.

Then we talk to a caller who’s ex-girlfriend is maintaining a friendship with his grandma even after they’ve broken up, a caller who is cheating on his girlfriend with another man, a caller addicted to reckless driving, and a caller who is having to “reverse come out” after already telling his parents he’s gay.

I am a gecko.

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THE IDENTITY CRISIS Jun 19, 2022

A caller struggles with being seen only as “The Guy Who Wears Hawaiian Shirts”, we discuss the various ways he might be able to expand upon his identity. Afterward a confides that she may be using her current partner as a "rebound."

Then a caller and I discuss his longstanding fear of ceiling fans, a caller who admits to spitting in a customer's food at work, and many other things also happen.

I think it is a very fun episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.

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"MY SISTER VANISHED" Jun 15, 2022

A caller tells me his sister went dark on the social media after moving to the LA a few years ago and he is worried about her well being. He has been building a file on her and is debating hiring an investigator to find her. We dive into his conflicting feelings on the matter.
Then we hear a harrowing story from a guy who worked as a nude model for a figure study class. Later a couple calls in and a conversation about bukkake porn evolves into a deeper look at their relationship as a whole.

I am a gecko.

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FORGIVE AND FORGECK Jun 12, 2022

A caller tells me about a neighbor who is causing him a good deal of stress. We get into the complexities of acting with kindness even toward someone you dislike.

Afterwards we hear from a man who is trying to escape his mundane day job at Carvanna and become a school principal. We discuss his uncomfortable experiences with school growing up.

Then we hear from a caller about their disdain for receiving compliments, a man who is seeking advice on how to connect with his half brother who recently moved to America, and a couple whose been experiencing a lot of intrusive thoughts lately.

I think this was a good episode that you should tell your friends or dog about. But don't feel any pressure to do so. I am a gecko.

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"I'M ADDICTED TO CRYPTO TRADING" Jun 08, 2022

A caller discusses his gambling addiction that started in high school and how its affected him over the course of his life. Then we hear from a caller who’s living in a tent in the woods after being kicked out of his parent’s house, and how he’s adapting to his situation.

Later we talk to a caller about her short-lived professional porn career and how the year and a half she spent in the industry has followed her throughout her life. Finally we hear from a caller who tells me she’s been exploring a fictional universe through the body of another woman via astral projection while she dreams. You will have to listen to the episode to find out what that actually means.

I am a gecko. 100 episodes baby!!!

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“MY DAD HAD A SECRET” Jun 05, 2022

We hear first from a caller whose girlfriend has been sadistically shoving various items up his ass including candy, crackers, and cactuses. Then a caller tells us about the secret his father kept from his family for their entire life before revealing it on his deathbed.

Later we hear from a caller who recently gathered evidence that her grandmother may have murdered her grandfather, and a caller who has fallen madly in love with an AI chatbot called Replika.

It’s a kind of intense episode on many emotional angles and one of my favorites in recent times. But it’s also my podcast so that makes me a little bias. You should listen anyway. Sometimes I wonder if people even read these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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"I'M A REAL PRIVATE DETECTIVE" Jun 01, 2022

A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. The caller tells me about the stakeouts she’s been on, how she got the job, her disguises, the various ways it’s possible to screw up, and more. It’s real life Sherlock Holmes.

Then we hear from a man who is worried about his wife finding out that he likes to wear women’s clothing, a woman who has been seeing an extremely shady man that she met on Tinder, and a caller who feels like they are emotionally invested in sports to a point where it’s a major problem in their life.

This was a good one. Don't take my word for it though. Check it out yourself. I am a gecko.

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"MY PARENTS ARE POLYGAMOUS" May 29, 2022

I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from.

Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him having 21 siblings. We discuss how that affected him growing up, where he is now, and how his relationship with his family has evolved.

Lastly we receive a call from an American couple who moved to the Netherlands during the pandemic and how their new European setting compares to the United States.

It's a very good episode. I am a gecko.

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"I COMMITTED MARRIAGE FRAUD" May 25, 2022

A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far.

Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he should attempt to make amends in his adult life. We also talk to a caller experiencing a toilet paper shortage conflict with his roommates, dig into the semi-universal experience of imposter syndrome, and weigh in on the age old debate of which way you should wipe your ass.

One day we will all be evaporated by a meteor. So have fun while you can. I am a gecko.

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BEING A GECKO IN REAL LIFE May 22, 2022

WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on The Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came back into her life after 19 years of absence, a guy from Kenya describes the differences between there and America, a Norwegian teen and his father tell me what they'd do differently if they were in charge of Hollywood, an exotic dancer grapples with her simultaneous love for and shame of her job, and many more very interesting people.

If you have any feedback at all about the podcast send me an email at lyleforeverandever@gmail.com. Thanks. Appreciate it. I am a gecko.

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THE LEGEND OF THE BOOGER CHAIR May 18, 2022

A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career.

Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the chair he's been putting boogers under for 10 years, a woman who repeatedly finds herself being "friend-zoned", a caller who's cursed to miss important events due to her heavy sleeping habits, and more.

Don't look directly into the sun for too long. I am a gecko.

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"MY BOSS PUT A CURSE ON ME" May 15, 2022

I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult.

Later I introduce 2 random callers to each other who both happen to have one testicle, chat with a caller who's phoned into the show as a way of battling her phone anxiety, and talk to a guy who's dealing with an old lady at his pottery class who repeatedly grabs his ass.

It's a very good episode. Listen to it while milking a cow. I am a gecko.

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ANDREW CALLAGHAN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO May 11, 2022

Calls start around 11:13

I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his coverage of the war in Ukraine. He's also a nice guy.

Callers include a guy who's locked in an auto-yard, a student who steals plants and gives them to her professors, a submissive woman who just ghosted her dom, a guy addicted to LSD, and more.

It's a good episode. I am a gecko.

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Therapy Gecko Live from LA (in front of human people) May 08, 2022

I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words.

Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too.

I am a gecko.

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"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS" May 04, 2022

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller.

Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true.

Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko.

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BENNY BLANCO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO May 01, 2022

I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy.

We talk to a guy about a death threat he received from his employer, a caller with a habit of sleeping with his friend's girlfriends, a couple who's received an offer to join the swinging community, an aspiring actor working on wind turbines, and a woman running a crystal business.

Call start at 07:13

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"WE'RE TRYING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP" Apr 27, 2022

A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through.
We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impediment tells us how that affects his day-to-day.
This is a good one. I can feel it. I am a gecko.

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"I'M ADDICTED TO HENTAI" Apr 24, 2022

A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Instagram, a guy who is suspicious his buddy broke his bong on vacation, and a lady who questions her father’s character after moving back home.
We had a good time. You’ll have a good time. I am a gecko.

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"MY PARTNER WANTS ME TO SELL DRUGS" Apr 20, 2022

A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so.
Then talk to a caller who is trying to turn their Gatorade addiction into an art piece, a man who disassociated for multiple months in a row, and a caller who is struggling telling the other participants of her threesome that she may have given them chlamydia.

It is a good episode. I am a gecko.

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MARC REBILLET GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Apr 17, 2022

I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is also a good guy.
We talk to a university student who's developed a strange relationship with her professor, a man who consumes an obscene amount of milk, a woman who's grandfather stole her boyfriend, and more. It was a very good one.
Call start at: 10:41
Here is Marc's YouTube. It is a fun place: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXgxNzAgZ1GExhTW4X1mUrg
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BROTHERS, MINIONS, TESTICULAR TORSION Apr 13, 2022

We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency, and a son who's conflicted about his mom starting an OnlyFans.
Later we talk to a person who is ashamed to love The Minions and a daughter worried about her mom's growing interests in crystals.
This is honestly a really good episode. I'm not just saying that because I made it. I'm saying it for other reasons in addition to that. I am a gecko.

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ERICK THE ARCHITECT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Apr 10, 2022

I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for his various solo projects. He is also a good guy.
Erick and I talk to people on the phone about being punched in the face, bleeding assholes, being introverted, being Jewish, porn careers, ghosting your exs, and more. It was a very good time.
Call start at: 00:08:09
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"MY FIANCE NEGLECTS ME FOR VIDEO GAMES" Apr 06, 2022

A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship.
After that a woman tells me about how she recently formed a relationship with her father, who she previously thought was dead.
Then a guy and I chat about how he has joined a fraternity in an attempt to understand men more and another caller tells me about her deadbeat sister. There is some other stuff too.

I am a gecko.

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SLEEP PARALYSIS GECKO (with Kenny Beats) Mar 30, 2022

My guest for this episode is a producer named Kenny Beats. He's known for his work with artists like Freddie Gibbs, Vince Staples, Ed Sheeran, Denzel Curry, and more.
Kenny and I talk to people on the phone about dating with little experience, sleep paralysis, taking baths, having feelings for a married woman, and more.
Calls start at 9:30
Here is Kenny's youtube if you want to look at his stuff: https://www.youtube.com/c/kennybeats
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"MY AUNT HIT ON ME" Mar 27, 2022

A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it.
Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL.

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"I DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE" Mar 23, 2022

A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical nightmares of being in a 9 person orgy. Then we hear from a caller who’s been collecting his roommate’s toenails and a guy who attends professional Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments.

I think I also go on a rant about life at some point in there too. It’s a good episode. Trust me. I am a gecko.

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ONE GECK CLOSES ANOTHER GECK OPENS (ft. Buddy) Mar 20, 2022

My guest for this podcast is a rapper named Buddy. He’s made music with the likes of Wiz Khalifa, Chance the Rapper, A$AP Ferg, Nipsy Hussle, and more. He is also a good guy. This was a very fun episode featuring discussions on breakups, the occult, clowns, and more.
Here is a song by Buddy that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3QOBYq0lBI
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"I HAVE A WEED DISEASE THING" Mar 16, 2022

A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a disease from smoking too much weed. I am still going to smoke weed. But maybe less.
We also talk to a caller who is anticipating her first threesome experience the next day, a lesbian couple in a dispute about whether or not to get married, a guy who has absolutely no idea where he is, and more.

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DENZEL CURRY BECOMES A GECKO Mar 13, 2022

Denzel Curry joins me on this podcast to be a gecko and talk to people about life, death, coyotes, sugar daddies, art, being swallowed by whales, and pool cues. And other things too.

Denzel Curry is a rapper and a good guy. Here is a song by him that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO1mWLGhh8

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"I'M A PHONE SEX OPERATOR" Mar 09, 2022

I talk to a lady who does phone sex for a living and she tells me that my job and her job aren’t so different. She explains the gig in depth - the types of customers she gets, her methodology, how it’s bleed into her personal sex life, and more.

Then I talk to a guy who’s very good at socializing in Virtual Reality but having trouble translating those social skills into real life. Then a caller tells me about something they did as a teenager that they deeply regret. Then I talk to a caller who’s having relationship issues about how to build a diversified life portfolio.

Then the podcast is over and you will either go listen to another podcast or go do something else. I am a gecko.

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"MY BOYFRIEND WORE MY THONG" Mar 06, 2022

I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids.
This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since recording this. Did you know that a block of dry ice has a surface temperature of -109.3 degrees Fahrenheit and turns directly into carbon dioxide gas rather than liquid when it melts? I forget where I read that. I am a gecko.

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"I LEFT A CULT AFTER 22 YEARS" Mar 02, 2022

I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own without all the brainwashy god stuff.
I also talk to a caller who got a breast reduction that changed her life, a couple who found out thru a DNA test that they are actually siblings, a guy who is considering becoming homeless and walking the earth, and also a lot of other callers.
The siblings thing might have been fake but it doesn't matter. I don't question if the calls are real or fake or anything. They are just voices and words and noises. Truth isn't real. I am a gecko.

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"I HAD SEX WITH A DEMON" Feb 27, 2022

A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thing. They also told me that this was a long-term dream of theirs, so that is nice.
I also talk with a young woman dealing with an unexpected pregnancy, a guy who's sleeping with his friend's sister, learn about a 4-person polyamorous couple, discuss the purpose of circumcision, and more. I am a gecko.

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"I SMOKED CRACK WITH A STRANGER" Feb 23, 2022

A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time he smoked crack with a stranger while delivering pizzas. Which made him even more inspiring.
Then I talk to a caller who is dealing with a double life, learn about the difference between innie and outie coochie, speak with a man in Germany in a tough relationship situation, and more. I am a gecko.

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GECKLINE (with Dr. Drew) Feb 20, 2022

I ramble until like 4:30

I’m joined on this very special episode by Dr. Drew Pinsky. He is an actual board certified physician who was the host of the popular call-in radio show Loveline for 3 decades and currently hosts "Dr. Drew After Dark" on the Your Mom's House network.
That’s 30 years of experience talking to people on the phone about their problems. He uses that knowledge to become a gecko and talk to callers about their relationships, dreams, medical issues, and more while I observed it as masterclass. It was a great episode. I am a gecko.

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AUTOGEXUAL (ft. 24kGoldn) Feb 13, 2022

24kGoldn comes in at 17:20
A caller starts down the path of becoming a "camboy" as a way to attract the attention he's been craving since his girlfriend left him. He tells me all about this and then another guy tells me about how his breakup lead to his ex hitting his car with a samurai sword.
After that I'm joined by rapper 24kGoldn to take calls from a man who prefers masturbating with his large collection of sex toys over IRL intimacy, a woman who has a crush on her boss, a guy whose friends made plans without him, and more. We also hear tales of a Somalian orgy and a feline custody battle. It's a doozy.
24kGoldn is a rapper and singer known for his hit single "Mood" which peaked at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 as well as "Valentino" which peaked at 92 on the US Billboard Hot 100. His debut studio album "El Dorado" was released in March 2021. He is also a good guy.
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“MY ROOMMATE SLEPT WITH MY DAD” Feb 06, 2022

One of my favorite episodes lately. Callers include a woman who believes her roommate is sleeping with her dad, an anonymous drug dealer who details his close call with the police, a caller who is attempting to be hypnotized into thinking she's a dog, and more.
Later I connect with a man who has a similar addiction to sugar as me, talk to someone having a gender identity crisis, talk a caller through a moral dilemma, and hear a man's story of a toilet seat falling on his penis. It is a packed episode. I am a gecko.

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A GECK IN TIME Jan 30, 2022

Calls from a man whose wife said she's getting bored of him, a 70 year old prospector living in isolation, a real therapist who explains the difference between what I do and what she does, plus more.
Later a truck driver tells us about people he sees jacking off in traffic and then another caller drinks his own piss. Other stuff happens in the episode aside from just what I wrote here but I didn't write about it. But it is in the episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.
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LECANTOUS GECKOUS (ft. Aminé) Jan 23, 2022

Aminé comes in at 31:26
A caller wonders whether or not she should go on a date, we talk to a mailman as he does his rounds, a college kid throwing a party somehow saves a lady's life, and more.
Later I'm joined by rapper Aminé to discuss whether it'd be better to live forever or die right now, talk to a guy who just had his identity stolen, make up a word that has never been said before, and just generally talk about a bunch of things and be geckos.
Aminé is a rapper from Portland who first gained notability for his single "Caroline" which peaked at number 11 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart. You can listen to his music here: https://www.youtube.com/AMINE
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CLUMP ALERT (with Zack Fox) Jan 16, 2022

Calls start at 26:40. In this episode I am joined by rapper/comedian Zack Fox who is known for his collaborations with Thundercat and Flying Lotus, writing on the 5th season of The Eric Andre Show, and for making great music on his own.
We talk to callers about the pros and cons of having a sugar mama, how to find someone to try pegging with, how to live more in the present, and a lot of other stuff. We also talk about which pokemon is the sexiest. It's a good episode. Ok. I am a gecko.
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THE PILONIDAL CYST Jan 09, 2022

A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I realize we've both had a similar health issue, a caller finds out the person he's been hooking up with has a whole family, and my toe starts hurting and I complain about it a lot.
I actually think it's a pretty good episode. I am a gecko.

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GECKS AND DOGS Jan 02, 2022

Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new mom who's boyfriend left her right before she gave birth and have a very sad call about a dog. Also my sister comes in at the end and we talk to a guy from Germany. I think that about covers it. I am a gecko.

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TROUBLE GECK (ft. Attorney Tom) Dec 26, 2021

Callers phone in to tell me and my pal Attorney Tom about times they have been in trouble. Stories of getting arrested in cosplay, peeing in a frat house's punch bowl, ruining an ex-boyfriends car, and other things.
Later on I talk with a couple of people having relationship issues and a guy who is annoyed at people for asking about his tattoos. I am a gecko.

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TIRES AND TIRED Dec 19, 2021

A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.

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GECKO FLAVORED VAPE JUICE Dec 12, 2021

Stories of dunking a burrito into a bottle of soda, maintaining your identity after a new diagnosis, passing time in a gas station bathroom by listening to people shit, falling in love with an older woman in Jamaica, life in a bustling London village, and more. I am a gecko.

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"I POOPED IN THE LAZY RIVER" Dec 05, 2021

Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband who serially lies to his wife, a woman who believes everyone is obsessed with her, and more. I am a gecko.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE? Nov 28, 2021

Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her van, a pro-wrestler, and much more. We also consider getting domed in a BDSM dungeon and try to quit cocaine.

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THE DEBAUCHED GECKSOME Nov 21, 2021

Callers include 4 people debating if they should have an orgy, a guy who clogged a toilet at a party, a 22-year-old dad navigating parenthood, a guy afraid of pigs, and more. I am a gecko.

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THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO Nov 15, 2021

Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America to teach people but does not know anything, and then more callers also.
This episode of the podcast was hosted by a gecko.

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HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE? Nov 08, 2021

Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing a bookcase on a bully, and more. Later I’m joined on a call with Sueco The Child to discuss whether or not putting your finger in someone’s butthole makes you guys an item. Then there are more calls after that. It’s a fun one. Hoooo wee!!!

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WHAT CAN YOU MAKE? Oct 31, 2021

People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko.

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WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY? Oct 25, 2021

I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I just used it to spout a bunch of nonsense and la neee kahh zuuuah!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA? Oct 18, 2021

People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There are too many ideas for just one person to pick a favorite one, but these brave callers do it anyway. God bless them. People also talk about things that have nothing to do with the topic. Which is okay.

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THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT Oct 10, 2021

A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman he doesn't love, and a guy accidentally dunking his balls into a toilet bowl of shit. It was a great episode. Something for everyone. Chill and have a listen.

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LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG Oct 03, 2021

Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty channeled his inner gecko and gave advice on relationships and poop and ghosts and more. Give it a listen.

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GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG Sep 27, 2021

This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing the weed he has planted in his backyard. That one has nothing to do with anything sexual at all. There are also other people that call in.

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TWO PHONES Sep 19, 2021

A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long.

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GECKLAND Sep 13, 2021

This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoaster though because this is an audio medium. But just imagine it. Someone calls in and really sells me on the idea of doing DMT. Other things happen too.

Have a listen. I love you. Tell your dad I said hi. Balls.

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CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING? Sep 05, 2021

I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska.

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HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION? Aug 29, 2021

In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, family issues, and other serious-ish and not serious-ish stuff. Also a guy's dog pisses on his floor and he talks to me while he cleans it.

I think this is a good episode. But i'm also bias because I made it. Thanks for listening. I am a gecko.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD??? Aug 22, 2021

This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywhere from 40-70 percent sense. Enough sense to prompt an answer but not too much sense that the answer feels limited. I am a gecko.

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ARE YOU INTERESTING? Aug 15, 2021

I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’t personally want to do that, but it sounds punk rock. Other interesting people call in too but that was the one that stuck with me.

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GECK SCIENCE Aug 08, 2021

I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls instead. Other people then call in and give actual answers to the question.

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I AM GECK Aug 01, 2021

Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about how sick it would be to be an ant. This is a good episode just trust me.

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FIGHT GECK Jul 25, 2021

Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around with a broken ceiling fan.

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ROUTINE GECKUP Jul 18, 2021

Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler.

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HAVE YOU EVER LIED? Jul 12, 2021

Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional athlete, and more. It's a scandalous ep!!!!

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GECKIN' IT UP BIG Jul 05, 2021

Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode. I would never lie to you. Unless I had something to gain. Which I guess I do in this case. Ok. Hope u listen.

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GARBAGE GECK Jun 27, 2021

I ask callers if they’ve ever eaten from the garbage. Stories include getting diarrhea on a first date, dumpster diving outside the grocery store, drinking coach roach juice, and more. One geck’s trash is another geck's treasure.

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REVENGE OF THE GECK Jun 21, 2021

Callers tell stories of revenge on elementary school bullies, ex-boyfriends, teachers, and more.

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WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? Jun 14, 2021

Callers tell us their deepest secrets - including a desire to have sex with a minotaur, their first time getting pegged, a spicy calendar photoshoot from their college years, and more. Don’t tell anyone.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Jun 07, 2021

Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an elementary school teacher to call their student a c*nt, and more. Get ready to ingest juicy amounts of character development.

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HOW HATH THOU SINNED? May 31, 2021

We talk to callers about their sins. Some light, some heavy. This ep is a rollercoaster. Strap in baby.

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MAJOR LEAGUE GECKO May 24, 2021

A nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Come get gecked. We're going nuts. Free geck for everyone.

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FOOD FIVE THOUGHT May 17, 2021

What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of.

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WHAT COLOR IS RED? May 10, 2021

I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 4 months, and much more. I think this episode turned out really well but don’t eat while you listen to it.

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RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS May 02, 2021

Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey.

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A VERY SICK GECKO Apr 21, 2021

I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fleshlight, and more. Later in the episode we have a mini concert and go to the zoo. It’s a doozy!!! HOOO WEEE!!!!

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MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister) Apr 14, 2021

My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and learn firsthand why the gaming industry sucks.

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ONLY IN THE SHOWER Apr 07, 2021

Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk to a guy who exclusively pees in the shower.

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ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS Mar 24, 2021

We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more.

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TACO BELL UNIVERSITY Mar 12, 2021

Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff.

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ALL NATURAL LIZARD Mar 05, 2021

Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time.

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RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom) Feb 22, 2021

The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more.
Featuring some help from my pal and personal injury attorney @attorneytom

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THE SOUND OF SCOTT Feb 05, 2021

A cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;)

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THE HOTDOG PHALLICY Jan 27, 2021

One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything.

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A WHOLE THING Jan 22, 2021

Calls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing.

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NO REGRETS Jan 15, 2021

Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!

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EYE OF THE GECKO Jan 07, 2021

Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy...

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DEEP QUAD Dec 30, 2020

Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers.

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HOT ICE Dec 23, 2020

Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad.

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A TALE OF TWO GECKOS Dec 14, 2020

We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult.

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TRUTHS AND LIES Dec 02, 2020

Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.

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Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1 Nov 25, 2020

Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.
Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko.

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WHIP IT Nov 17, 2020

A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.
We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live.

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LOVE?? Nov 09, 2020

We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss.

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CRAFTING LITTLE MEN Oct 28, 2020

Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.
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PARANORMAL LUST Oct 19, 2020

Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch.

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SCANDALS AND WHISPERS Oct 12, 2020

Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.

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DREAMLAND Oct 04, 2020

Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4.

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ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom) Sep 28, 2020

The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs.

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SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell Sep 21, 2020

Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash.
This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do?

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ENEMY BEACH Sep 13, 2020

Stories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé.
This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost?

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BANNED AND FORGOTTEN Sep 13, 2020

Stories of memory loss, juvenile hall, Minecraft trolling, and more. We also go for a bike ride in the middle of the night and wonder what the hell Wednesday is.
This week’s questions: Have you ever been banned? What have you forgotten? What can you do?

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