The Worst Idea Of All Time

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Friendzone 107 Nov 01, 2020

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Tim and Guy have released this episode toooooo late for their country's cannabis referendum but recorded just in time for a neighbour's chainsaw! Timbo's household got a new dog, Tui. After school programmes with limited DVD collections, documentaries on video game designers and Reddit users abound in this glorious zone for friends. Mates. Pals. You lot.

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11: Lazenby's Revenge Oct 26, 2020

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The movie is called Emmanuelle's Revenge but it is actually George Lazenby's revenge, after listening to Emmanuelle tell a mountain of anecdotes it is his turn to tell some horny tales from his time in World War II! Emmanuelle is picking up scarves in aeroplane toilets, a butler named James does what no butler in the franchise has done before (has sex!) and there is a very well put together phone sex scene. Will there finally be a boner to inspect? The lads also sexualise kangaroos some more for good measure and Tim recounts the halcyon days of producing breakfast radio and mainlining Alex Jones as a spry young 22 year old man.

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10: A Buffet Of F**k Oct 19, 2020

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Emmanuelle is in Venice for most of this skin flick but then we're in India for the last bit for no reason. We've got maids getting whacked and George Lazenby getting fresh airplane towels. We've got dramatic church bell synths AND a butler who just wants the weekend off. But most importantly of all, we have an extended conversation between your two beloved hosts about which members of the animal kingdom are the most romantically alluring to them.

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Friendzone 106 Oct 15, 2020

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It is past midnight and Guy and Tim are hanging on by a thread. The boiz are split between Auckland, (where Tim has a full house with a new puppy and a baby visiting and you better believe he's cooking big dinners at 2pm) and Arrowtown (where Guy is with his dad, reciting vegetables to Guy's mum to figure out what to cook for dinner). Ethan from Bangkok nails the tone of the project, we've got huge The Male Gayz fandom and a big fan of the boys who listens while commuting on their push bike. Louisiana Tim is a scary look-a-likey observed by Brandon and Jack Hall is writing from August 18 2020 and asking for Monty Senior to get on the pod. Guy, however doesn't want to watch porn with his dad.

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09: Emmanuelle Forever and Ever Oct 12, 2020

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This time the Frosty Fellaz have driven down to the water at a local beach (slash effluent outlet) to watch yet another softcore pornography - this time from inside a car but with a nice view out the front windscreen. Tim lists the domains he's purchased over the years, importantly including BlazePizza.co.nz and the Boner Inspector has nothing to see this week for our first non-canonical Emmanuelle. A former Bond makes his first of many forthcoming appearances and there's a bit of bird watching. As for the movie? There's some weird stuff including a kickass band and a lot of food.

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Friendzone 105 Oct 07, 2020

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In this beautiful Friendzone, we've got an in depth analysis of Real Rob and Rob Schneider's relationship and representation of Buddhism; Insecurity about a lack of Ph.D from a gloating South African listener and a $100 offer for Tim and Guy to spend some quality time with 1984 sensation C.H.U.D. A Chicagoan native puts out some love into our theory that it is absurd Home Alone 3 doesn't address or acknowledge the existence of Michael Jordan's Bulls at the absolute peak of their powers and Rufus is like a cat - he is inside, he's outside, he is all over the bloody shop!

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08: Extreme Confusion Oct 05, 2020

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Cards on the table, Tim got too stoned for this watch and is struggling HARD to make sense of not just what happened in the movie but exactly which movie he watched. Was it Emmanuelle's Love? Possibly but there is a real lack of evidence from the movie itself. Guy tries with all his might to focus Tim and the boiz discuss the financial deals that are an important backbone of this movie. Questions abound regarding identical twins, how Emmanuelle uses her potion and whether Wheeler from Captain Planet is in the mix. Sylvia Kristel and George Lazenby are on a plane for time immemorial and the foodplay will not relent.

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07: Persona non grata Sep 26, 2020

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Guy and Tim have watched Emmanuelle 7 (1993) and it is a terrifyingly accurate portrait of the future OR of movies about the future (The Matrix, 1999). This movie has it all; VR, sex, othering people who aren't white. Tim is convinced one of the male stars of this film is New Zealand's own Antony Starr. He also firmly believes a Christopher Reeves lookalike has been cast. Meanwhile, Guy has trouble eating a delicious mushroom sandwich while being voyeuristic. Sylvia Kristel returns in a nonsexual role.

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Friendzone 104 Sep 18, 2020

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Grab your trumpet and a glass of frosty milk from online TWIOAT celebrity the Broox and join us for the Friendzone 104. Guy and Tim have been hitting the snow and our friend has got their Steve Buscemi's and their Jeff Goldblums mixed up. We've got a Brit providing empathy to an Aucklander about their lockdown and Guy is a scenester?

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06: Timbo's Fish n Chips Sep 16, 2020

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Emmanuelle (as played by Sylvia) is replaced by a new Emmanuelle! Same mind in the body of a twenty year old virgin. Meanwhile, Brazil sure looks nice and travel anywhere looks amazing! Remember watching people give each other cunnilingus while a samba class rages on next door? Good times. Tim likes calling body parts privates and can't stop thinking about the Matrix, and Guy sets up a body swap fantasy for Tim, in which he takes himself to Rarotonga to set up a fish and chip shop that is just doing okay. Lessons from this film: Two directors is probably too many. Three dimensions is probably too many. Crumb your fish while you've got the ingredients.

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