The Worst Idea Of All Time

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45: Long Live Emmanuelle Nov 08, 2021

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"To understand how far we have come, we must look back to where we started." - the Frosty Fellas, 2021. Tim and Guy are putting a feather in their pornographic cap as they conclude a year (or so)'s worth of softcore pornography by revisiting where it all began; The 1974, French sensation starring Sylvia Kristel. Emmanuelle is a movie that is tethered to the later iterations and interpretations of the franchise by its name alone - Tim loves it! Further, the boiz are in a mood for reflection. Using the journey of the franchise as an allegory to discuss the state of modern cinema, they even find time to highlight the great Rick Moranis. Mr Lazenby stops by one more time to talk about his new hobby and the Boner Inspector comes for his final visit... But will he find what he has been looking for all this time?

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Friendzone 137 Nov 07, 2021

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The fellaz are not only in the Friendzone but also, locked down in their homes. Guy is pretty unhappy about this. Tim is also unhappy but simply because he cannot find fireworks to buy and explode. The boiz are introduced to a muppet porno, the brilliantly titled Let My Puppets Come and friend,Euan, is responsible for a two hour audio play about Sonic the Hedgehog, featuring cameos from your beloved Timbo and GuyGuy. Also - outrage from America that the pair have never mentioned that Christchurch/NZ has a WIZARD.

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44: Emmanuelle, Sex and Chocolate Nov 02, 2021

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This is the end, my friends. The final only-released-in-Japan Emmanuelle has been found for the fellaz to watch and review by an anonymous person (thank you). This so called "Willy Wonka" Emmanuelle is disappointingly light on the parody of the beloved child-destroying vision by a Dutchman and instead is a boring story about nanotechnology. Bananas are back but will they be used in coitus? Penis straws are inserted between toes and Emmanuelle's deepest desire turns out to be turning into a James Cameron character (and not the one you'd first think). George and the Boner Inspector stop by and the boys make plans for the end of the season.

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Friendzone 136 Oct 29, 2021

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All dressed up and nowhere to go, Tim and Guy have prepared and braced themselves to record their annual episode of Till Death Do Us Blart (aka Death Blart), only for the McElroy brothers to not show up. That leaves Tim in a beautiful suit and Guy dressed head to toe in hemp, with nothing to do but shoot the shit and check in on their friends. The boys discuss the future direction of the podcast post-Emmanuelle and many wish Tim hearty congratulations on his beautiful baby Remy, with some even going so far as to ask him to stop podcasting for a year (not happening!) George Lazenby is writing letters to the editor and fellaz discover that many months ago a woman named Hillary donated $100 accompanied by a delightfully inspiring note.

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43: Emmanuelle: The Musical Oct 25, 2021

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Tim has failed to source the Japanese-released Emmanuelle Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle so instead has found a heretofore unknown entry in the series: Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical also known as Emmanuelle in Wonderland. By far the least pornographic of any Emmanuelle these boiz have seen, it's a welcome repertory theatre-style, musical film with some occasional nipple. Borrowing elements from the Brothers Grimm, Sondheim's Into the Woods and Shrek, Emmanuelle finds herself solo through a wormhole in a fairytale land wandering through every single character you remember from your childhood. Original music, choreography and some very ropy performances from our triple threat actors make for a escapists dream (if you're closing out on watching almost every Emmanuelle ever made). Today we also discover Tim has never seen a single Shrek.

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Friendzone 135 Oct 19, 2021

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Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mess.

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42: Carry On, Guy and Tim Oct 16, 2021

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Your beloved Frosty Fellaz may be finished watching pornography now, and what a journey it's been. Monty has not had a fun time with this 1978 British send up, Carry On, Emanuelle. In fact, he's named it potentially the worst movie he's ever seen. Timbo didn't fare quite so badly, enjoying the flick for its position as a cultural artifact and has a theory that Guy's comic sensibilities are to blame for his terrible time. Whatever the verdict, your boiz reminisce on this season in relation to Real Life™ and what may remain to truly end this run of the podcast.

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Friendzone 134 Oct 08, 2021

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In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talks exclusively to Guy about the comedic legacy of Mr Macdonald.

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41: Emmanuelle and The Horny Ghosts Oct 07, 2021

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The beginning of this episode is lost to the sands of time but once the recorder started working Tim and Guy spent as long as humanly possible putting off talking about Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Supernatural Sexual Activity, as they both down a strong beer that Guy has bought each of them. It is revealed the fellaz have been cheating on the podcast by watching something called... good movies? Monty's also spent a lot of time looking up former All Blacks great Andrew Mehrtens on Wikipedia to find out if he's a father leading to speculation about how best to impose an overwhelming amount of pressure on Tim's new born son, Remy to be excellent at something.

After thirty minutes, they finally get to talking turkey (porno) and agree that this film is an ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT of not just Emmanuelle Through Time but the entire Emmanuelle franchise so far. It is set in an astral plane possessed by all manner of overwhelmingly horny ghosts. The clarity of storytelling, comedic beats, accuracy of parody and horny sex scenes make for a very satisfying experience. George stops to cast a verdict on the latest Bond film and announce he is suing Walt Disney over the concept of merchandise.

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40: Acrophobia Sep 28, 2021

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In true Worst Idea style, the fellaz take on the first Emmanuelle Through Time series film, midway through watching the miniseries. Emmanuelle's Skin City does an excellent job of outlining what the heck Guy and Tim have been watching for the last couple of pornos - The reason and functionality of the blimp, and introducing all the characters we've already grown to know and be confused by. You know what's a good idea? A see-through observation deck on a blimp. Though possibly not if you're afraid of heights (a topic tackled in depth by both fellaz). In other movies news; Timbly has spent some time rewatching Primer and is excited by the time traveling / parallel universe implications of how he might kill another version of himself. Meanwhile, The Boner Inspector is humbled by dysentery and George Lazenby won't let go of ShadowPlay and merchandising opportunities.

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