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Killionaire TV 6: Jacob v Patricia Jun 09, 2022

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In the arena for this sixth episode of Killionaire TV, Patricia and Jacob battle to see how can we can glow up the bank account of and then end the run of, Zuckerberg and Bezos, respectively. Today's schemes truly have it all: Casinos, octopuses, big windows and bigger stinks. We've got a couple of real pros on set today from hemispheres as diverse as the northern and southern ones.

Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.

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Friendzone 152 Jun 07, 2022

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It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. After a coffee in the morning, Tim and Guy reunite for a catch up in the friendzone ON THE BOOKS. Hungover movies, hungover television and hangovers in general, including a truly repulsive stroll down memory lane with a twenty-year-old Flash are the menu. Catholic mothers-in-law are upset by our boner content while four year old children are singing our theme song. But the big ticket item: Guy is filming a comedy special for Paramount+!

If you live in Melbourne, you are required to attend at The Malthouse on Monday June 20! Get a free ticket at guymontgomery.co.nz

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Killionaire TV: Mid-Season Billionaire Update May 31, 2022

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We take a brief departure this week from our regularly scheduled programming of plotter v plotter in the Killionaire TV series to bring you an up-to-the-minute update on how the world's top billionaires (according to Forbes) are stacking up. A certain German, gold-spinning imp is on the up-and-up and SOME people, at SOME time counted a billion as a million million. Crucially though - we need to discuss the current goings on of a Jeff, a Bill, some Larrys and of course, an Elon to find out what everyone is up to on 31 May 2022.

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Friendzone 151 May 27, 2022

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Tim and Guy have written another podcast episode ready for release. Joined by a verbose and scornful Remy (who has inherited his father's excellent mic technique and propensity to mock Guy), the lads discuss etiquette when relaying that you've listened to an audiobook and in listener correspondence, discover the name of their libertarian listener (it's amazing). We're also given a possible origin story for Coffee Guy, the History of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody and explore whether or not Mattress Pikelet King made And Just Like That... just to win them over. IMPORTANTLY One Off Fest is on Saturday May 28. Watch it live in Auckland or livestream it from anywhere in the world.

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Killionaire TV 5: Harley v Crum May 26, 2022

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In this thrilling episode of Killionare TV, we have Harley who is leading the charge on Operation DRUG BUTT - a strategy featuring an incredible product named 'Thicc Biscc' and a twist - A HUGE TWIST! Meanwhile Crum has donned his network executive tuxedo to pitch one of the most power television ideas anyone has ever heard. They'll be a lot of dancing, they'll be a lot of meowing. They'll be a Tally-thon Telethon ft. a CEO who hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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Killionaire TV 4: Cameron v Matt May 18, 2022

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A battle between Old School Simplicity and High-end, High-production Value Showbusiness Showmanship. Cameron wants to see Jeff Bezos sitting on top of a good old fashioned dunk tank filled with sulfuric acid. Matt has conceived of a brand new idea - a Spiderman musical! Who will prevail? Certainly not our billionaires, that’s for sure.

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Killionaire TV 3: Mack v Shortney May 12, 2022

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Welcome to Killionaire TV: Episode Three, with two contestants and one goal: End the life of a trillionaire. Our contestants today are Mack from the UK who’s political ambitions are matched only by his lack of preparation for his pitch. In stark contrast, we have Shortney, an American who brings a meticulously planned plot involving a lot of math, a gold pyramid tomb and a plucky entrepreneur named Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.

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Friendzone 150 May 10, 2022

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It is the 150th Friendzone and this is the best podcast the boiz have ever released. To celebrate Tim has contracted the world famous novel coronavirus, Covid-19 and put Remy down to sleep for 30 blissful minutes. With his new-found personal insight into the virus, Batman is remorseful for making The Flash watch Sex and the City 2 twice while ill. Large digressions about the Christchurch magic scene of the 1990 are in this episode and a petty listener takes vengeance on for the fellaz saying he doesn't use enough commas. What is garlic? That’s the reason question.

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Killionaire TV 2: Brad v Dylan May 04, 2022

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Episode Two is upon us and it is a hotly contested doozy! New Zealand's own Dylan joins us with a thick kiwi accent to propose using the power of boats, French accents and the power of love to bring Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to a tragic ending. Meanwhile Brad is on the line from the Lone Star State with a Disney’s Cars book full of graphs and big dreams of helping the CEO of Amazon monopolise US production using the farms of the mid-West.

Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.

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Friendzone 149 May 03, 2022

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Tim and Guy - the Frosty Fellas - are back and they are dicking around in a big way. It’s all leg pissing proverbs and mom-and-pop discourse before diving into some gorgeous correspondence as written by you, our loyal, and sole, libertarian listener. We've got people riding bikes in West Australia, walking dogs in Scotland and one plucky writer is even lobbing suggesting for new nickname to represent the lads new-found standing as family men. Join our Substack. Watch Guy in Sydney. We're going bowling!

Thanks to the cowboys at The Cryptonaturalist podcast for the bitchin’ intro.

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