The Wittering Whitehalls

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BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?" Dec 08, 2025

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Back on the road, for the last couple of this particular tour - The Wittering Whitehalls found themselves in Stockton-on-Tees for a wonderful audience at The Globe. The questions are...

"What's a chicken parmo?"

"What generation does Michael really belong to?"

and... "What happened that night at the hospital?"

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LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..." Dec 04, 2025

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This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, but is there some advice from the other end of the sofa? Of course there is!

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Video Meetings, Honours & Trends Dec 01, 2025

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You might think Mr Whitehall is a man immune to following a trend... You'd be wrong! Plus, a strange online habit from a DL's boss and whether or not a knighthood changes someone...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments." Nov 27, 2025

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Mrs Whitehall is full of life lessons this week, to make up for the weeks where she's concerned she didn't explicitly deliver any. No danger of that here...

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BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!" Nov 24, 2025

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As Mrs Whitehall is so keen to tell you, Crewe is a MAJOR junction in terms of rail travel in the UK... But they weren't just passing through. Mr & Mrs Whitehall took to the stage at The Lyceum for a wonderful evening which covered everything from proposals to breakups!

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LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..." Nov 20, 2025

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Whilst the subject of this weeks email isn't at all funny, there was at least a bit of light in the darkness of it all. Flashers are apparently still an issue in 2025 and one that Mrs Whitehall herself has encountered. What's the matter with these people?!

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BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?" Nov 17, 2025

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In the second visit to Yorkshire on this tour, Mr & Mrs Whitehall got right into this Saturday night show, with a fantastic crowd. Expect unfortunate misunderstandings with kindly neighbours, a bucket list trawl and some coaching on the local dialect!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific." Nov 13, 2025

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It's not the first time Mr & Mrs Whitehall have been asked for podcast recommendations, but there are so many these days - it's tough to keep up! Plus, snack wars and whether or not you can describe a person and their talents as 'incredibly prolific."

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BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..." Nov 10, 2025

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In the first of three nights of live shows on the bounce, Mr & Mrs Whitehall stopped off in bustling Birmingham for a rip-roaring evening. Expect awkward laughter in church, shocking revelations and BYOB!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs." Nov 06, 2025

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The Whitehalls returned from the Richmond Theatre, just down the road to Whitehall Towers; the shortest journey home yet! For this life lesson, a DL who is looking for a bit of energy from somewhere... But where to find it?

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You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

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