The Wittering Whitehalls

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LIFE LESSONS: "Your parents might be right... But that doesn't mean you should listen to them." Aug 13, 2026

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Did you ignore advice from your elders in your youth? Perhaps your still enjoying your youth... Do you take parental wisdom well? Mr & Mrs Whitehall have a few thoughts for a DL who has managed to put together enough money for a holiday, but whose parents think they'd be better saving it! What to do...

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My Dad's table manners are VILE... Aug 10, 2026

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It can almost be guaranteed that the way this DL's Dad eats his dinner is unique. Surely, nobody else on Earth does it this way?? Plus, an inflatable bath (how does that actually work?!) and a very, very naughty puppy... NIGEL IS BACK!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Buying presents for kids? They HAVE to be the same!" Aug 06, 2026

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Whether it's your own children, grand-children, nieces, nephews or kids of friends, there are huge mistakes that can be made if you're buying them presents. Is it the same thing? Is it the same colour? The same size? Tick all of these things off the list so that you don't make the same mistake this weeks DL did!!

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The Whitehall cure for PASSIVE AGGRESSION! Aug 03, 2026

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If someone's getting sassy with you, it's best to be sure. How easy is that if the person in question is employing passive aggression? Needless to say, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come at it from very different perspectives. Plus, a curious experiment involving Otzi The Iceman and 100 ways to cook an egg!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it." Jul 30, 2026

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There's been a lot of back and forth over the 'shoes on / shoes off' inside the house issue, lately. Wherever you fall on the spectrum of feelings DL's seem to have on it, you might not have thought about it quite as deeply as this weeks emailer, Tess. Ever thought about actually WHAT is on the bottom of people's shoes? Tess has!

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I'm struggling to find love... Please help! Jul 27, 2026

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This is exactly why this podcast started in the first place!!! A darling DL needs some sage advice and they've come to the best place for it. Plus, a celeb-studded family outing for the Whitehalls and a VERY tempting ad in the classifieds...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST." Jul 23, 2026

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This week, a DL has a very complicated and potentially embarrassing social situation to navigate... They're off to Romania, with absolutely no idea of what's going to happen when they arrive. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!

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Do THIS to guarantee good weather! Jul 20, 2026

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The Wittering Whitehalls are here to help you and sometimes, that help or advice might be a little out of left field, but maybe it's worth a go! Got a special day coming up? Need good weather? GIVE THIS A GO! Plus, the time Mr Whitehall took Mrs Whitehall to the church he got married in, TO SOMEBODY ELSE!!!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!" Jul 16, 2026

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Hands up if you constantly pick your mobile phone up, for absolutely NO REASON whatsoever and start scrolling through trash... This week's DL has recognised this in themselves and asks The Wittering Whitehalls for a solution.

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My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary! Jul 13, 2026

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There's been *quite* a bit a of football on lately and this week, a DL has a question: Should I make my husband miss the World Cup Final, so that we can celebrate a milestone anniversary? Plus, emigrating to Australia and a possible Mrs Whitehall spotting on the telly!

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