The Wittering Whitehalls

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Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient May 26, 2025

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Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms of general family Whitehall updates and that's before we even arrive at the emails and Whatsapps... Get ready for pigeons (as promised, but not delivered at the end of Series 8!), AI art and a grumpy DL who has no time for small talk after his knee operation...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..." May 01, 2025

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Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series! The Wittering Whitehalls will return on Monday 26th May!

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Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!) Apr 28, 2025

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We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being, Laura Smyth. Once a fellow teacher, like Mr Whitehall, there is much to discuss, including Countdown, crowd control and why asking for and accepting help is a strength!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!" Apr 24, 2025

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This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his own bread... But how's that going? Plus... Do you know anyone's home address any more?

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Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls Apr 21, 2025

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Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing away an old possession and a recommendation to join your local bowls club.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..." Apr 17, 2025

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Whilst this weeks lesson isn't completely black and white, it's important to do the right thing. When a DL asks the question "have you ever stolen something" it might surprise you to hear the answer!

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Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout Apr 14, 2025

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Apparently, a 104 year old woman was recently arrested for her birthday, because that's what she wanted... Perhaps Mr Whitehall would like to celebrate his 85th year in the same way. Plus, living in a house that's undergoing building work and all the goings on from a big event at The O2.

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't control nature." Apr 10, 2025

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Every now and again, a DL writes in with a corker of a story. This is one of those occasions. Strap in DL's... It's time for #BeaverGate

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Safari, Java & A Swiss Army Knife Apr 07, 2025

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There are DL's LITERALLY all over the world. This week, we're introduced to a 19 year old DL, doing his National Service in the Swiss Army! Plus, why is a DL's boyfriend calling coffee 'java' and will the Whitehalls be going on safari any time soon?

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LIFE LESSONS: "There's nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree." Apr 03, 2025

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Have a quick guess... Where are the Whitehalls this time?? It's Dubai! It's time to dish out some advice to some young, travelling DL's about how to manage those moments of bickering and what they can do to avoid them getting out of hand!

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