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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't give up." Oct 31, 2024

It's not long until Mr & Mrs Whitehall accompany their son to New York for a show at the Carnegie Hall! So, how are the preparations coming along?

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Trick Or Treating, The Mystery Cone & A First Time Comedian Oct 28, 2024

We're into Mr Whitehall's favourite time of year... It's the spoooooooky season of halloween and he just can't get enough of it. On the slate this week - trick or treating, some odd goings on in an English village and a first time stand up comedian.

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LIFE LESSONS: "A bit of dirt never hurt." Oct 24, 2024

This week, a tired Mum of two is hoping that Mrs Whitehall can help to bring a bit of calm and order into the equation. Let's see...

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Spiders, Bingo & Plant Wars Oct 21, 2024

Unfortunately, for the arachnophobes among us, it's the time of year where our eight-legged visitors begin to show themselves. This week, an emailer encountered one and wanted it gone! Plus, a novel game of WW's bingo and 'The Great Garden Dispute of 2024.'

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LIFE LESSONS: "The devil is in the detail!" Oct 17, 2024

A couple of weeks ago, Mr & Mrs Whitehall were invited to The British Podcast Awards to present some awards. What a lovely treat. However, on this weeks bonus episode, you'll find out why it wasn't a complete success!

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Attracting Attention, Family Crests & Going On Holiday With A Stranger Oct 14, 2024

There's almost nothing that Mr & Mrs Whitehall can't apply their wide-ranging experience and vast wisdom to and this week is no different. On the slate, we have how to attract attention in the digital age, an impressive bit of research into Whitehall family history and a question that you might not have asked yourself before... "Should I go on holiday with somebody I've only just met?"

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try this trick when you're taking a picture..." Oct 10, 2024

There seem to be a lot of farmers getting in touch recently and today, it's the turn of Emmersen, a 'plant sex expert' from Canada. Gosh.

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Elvis Presley, Winston Churchill & Oxford Airport Oct 07, 2024

It's a top tier edition of The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Find out the link between Winston Churchill and Oxford Airport and prepare to be taken back to a classic Travels With My Father moment, where Mr Whitehall was NOT having a good day.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a six second kiss, or a twenty second hug." Oct 03, 2024

Oxytocin is important, apparently. This week, Mrs Whitehall gives you a shortcut to oxytocin-infused bliss. It's all inspired by an email about hugging people at work, so imagine what Mr Whitehall makes of that...

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Corfu, Old Friends & Old Flames Sep 30, 2024

The Whitehalls managed to sneak off for a little few days in Corfu, so how did it go? Plus, revisiting old romances and some big news regarding some live shows!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Honesty & openness is the way forward." Sep 26, 2024

There are several things they say you should never discuss, but none of the rules apply when it comes to conversations between The Whitehalls & their DL's. With that in mind, here's a tricky email about separate financial affairs in a marriage!

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Hoof Trimming, Teen Holidays & A Swedish Office Debacle Sep 23, 2024

Are you familiar with 'hoof trimming'? DO NOT look it up if you're eating, or generally hate things that are DISGUSTING. Plus, including the wrong recipient on an email and going on holiday with your mates at 18.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never leave the house without a hat." Sep 19, 2024

Time for the 2nd dose of the week. Here's an email from an anonymous DL who is open to suggestions regarding his hair loss.

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New Series "Drop", Donald Duck & Roast Potato Gate Sep 16, 2024

And just like that, they're back! Hilary & Michael, back on the sofa at Whitehall Towers answering your emails in the way only they can. Balance is restored. So what have they been up to and more importantly, how did that dinner party from the emailer last series, with all the dietary requirements go? Let's find out!

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LIFE LESSONS: If there's the option of a picnic... Take it." Aug 22, 2024

So, here's the final say from the Whitehalls before a little break. Keep an eye out for their return in September! Meanwhile, a DL inspires talk of alfresco dining and leads to us all learning "why is it windy in the evening?"

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Ageing, Helping Out & Ditching The Booze (with special guest Nick Grimshaw!) Aug 19, 2024

Lovely Grimmy joins Michael & Hilary for the series finale to discuss how getting older works, why you should learn to say "no" and the upsides of taking it easy on the booze. Plus... Vegan curry, 'pig' dogs and weightlifting.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Keep up with the house maintenance!" Aug 15, 2024

There are ACTUAL experts on hand for todays life lessons, yes lessons plural! There's plenty to learn, so don't be distracted by Mr Whitehall standing up halfway through the episode to sort out his tranklements.

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Dietary Requirements, Playing A Character & 'Rawdogging' Aug 12, 2024

You might have heard the term 'rawdogging' before, but rest assured that it is not THAT which Mr & Mrs Whitehall find themselves discussing this week. Plus, is Michael Whitehall real and what would you like for dinner?

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can do an awful lot with rhubarb." Aug 08, 2024

This week, DL Rachel suggests that this type of episode should be called a recipe-sode. Nice. Still in the garden at the BBH with all sorts of aircraft interrupting the flow, The Whitehalls have plenty of thoughts to share with you before the weekend.

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Doppelgängers, Hot Wax & Fatherhood with My Father Aug 05, 2024

And now for something completely different... This week, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come to you from the garden of the BBH (do we all know what that means now?)

With birds singing in the background and the sun shining, it's time for one of the most wonderfully written emails in WW's history and another to make you say "ouch".

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always keep the receipt!" Aug 01, 2024

A receipt can save you a lot of aggravation if you can lay your hands on it and this week, Mrs Whitehall has a very good example of just that. Plus, dog training, a Teasmade and a few more cheeky place names.

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A Wedding Dress, A 'SCUDL' & Throop Jul 29, 2024

What on earth is 'Throop'? Find out today! Plus, a tricky situation with a wedding dress, a relocation recommendation and the tale of Poundbury.

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LIFE LESSONS: "The Grandparents know what they're doing!" Jul 25, 2024

This week, a DL whose going back to work and worried that the headstrong toddler might get the best of her grandparents! Mrs Whitehall says... Don't worry about a thing.

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Pimple Popping, Artificial Intelligence & Shakespeare Jul 22, 2024

Now THERE is an episode title! This week, hear exactly what happens as an 84 year old man is introduced to the spot popping part of the internet. Wow. Plus, an email from Chat GPT and a shocking performance of a Shakespearean classic.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Setting your lights on timers before a holiday? Do this!" Jul 18, 2024

Security is important and if you're leaving your house for any length of time, you don't want anyone snooping around. Mrs Whitehall has the advice you need!

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A Sewing Machine, An Organ & Seven Miles To Bermondsey Jul 15, 2024

There's been a bit of showbiz mingling this week. Aside from all that, your excellent emails continue to come in and this week, it's time to talk about sewing machines and... Organs!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If there's an old man in YOUR seat, let him sit in it." Jul 11, 2024

It's a "what would you have done?" episode this week. Mr & Mrs Whitehall had an exchange over seating arrangements in Greece and were left puzzled.

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Downsizing, Hotel Musts & Tinkering In Toronto Jul 08, 2024

It's time for the Monday fix of witterings for you, the DL! This week, advice on how to emotionally prepare for a big house move, what Mr Whitehall's demands are in a hotel and what to do about an octogenarian parent with a tendency towards tinkering.

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you buy a second hand car, don't buy it from a friend." Jul 04, 2024

It's possibly only happened once before in Wittering Whitehalls history, but it's a Mr Whitehall hijack episode today. Let's see if they can find time to even read the email!

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Dinner Parties, Man Caves & Audiobooks Jul 01, 2024

Occasionally, Mr Whitehall will make an email from a DL much more complicated than it needed to be. You'll find an example within this episode. Plus, the ins and outs of audiobooks and whether or not one should have a man cave.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave packing to the very last minute!" Jun 27, 2024

Are you a last minute suitcase packer, or have you got everything laid out weeks before you leave? Mrs Whitehall is usually very organised, but on their recent holiday, she paid the price for leaving it all to the eleventh hour!

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Recommendations, Empty Nests & "Buh-Bum" Jun 24, 2024

This week, there's some inside information on bread packaging (see Mr Whitehall's rant from a couple of weeks ago), some suspicious podcast recommendations and a bit of advice to those facing a soon-to-be empty nest.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try vermouth in your risotto..." Jun 20, 2024

The delectable Patricia Hodge finally returned to Whitehall Towers to fulfil her promise to teach Michael how to make risotto. How did it go and what did he learn?!

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Old Fashioned Food, Goats & A Summer of Sport Jun 17, 2024

Does Mr Whitehall enjoy the post-war, British culinary classics of the fifties and sixties? Let's find out! Plus, oodles of sport and a DL who wants to buy some goats!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Do a final sweep!" Jun 13, 2024

How's your memory? Even if it's absolutely spot on, it's always worth having that last look around to see if you've forgotten something!

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Cohabiting, University & Dream Analysis Jun 10, 2024

For reasons unknown, an anonymous DL has sent in a very odd dream to be unpicked by Mr & Mrs Whitehall this week. How do you think that went? Plus, moving in together and deciding what to study at university!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Use a loo brush." Jun 06, 2024

It's possibly fair to say that most of us have wielded a loo brush from time to time... But what alternative use has Mrs Whitehall found for the muckiest implement in your house?

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Sharing Digs, Awards Ceremonies & Breaking World Records Jun 03, 2024

Have you ever wanted to break a world record? One DL this week would love to... But doesn't have the time. Plus, awards ceremonies and a Hen Do problem.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't go too hard..." May 30, 2024

As summer approaches, you might find yourself with renewed vigour to start living a healthier life, full of good food and plenty of exercise... But before you start at 90mph, Mrs Whitehall has some words of advice.

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Helpful Hindering, Herbal Tea & Daredevils May 27, 2024

This week, The Whitehalls have been hobnobbing with the great and good. Plus, trying to be helpful but making it worse, herbal tea and what ever happened to the daredevils?

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LIFE LESSONS: "You rest, you rust..." May 23, 2024

This weeks life lesson comes not just from Mrs Whitehall... In fact, it comes courtesy of a Mr A Schwarzenegger...

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Red Flags, Letter Writing & Split Infinitives May 20, 2024

If you were to have a rummage through the Wittering Whitehalls mail bag, you'd find dozens of emails trying to wind Mr Whitehall up about language, grammar and other such things. This week, one of those emails gets through. Plus, relationship red flags and a lovely idea for those who enjoy good old fashioned paper and pen.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always make an extra portion." May 16, 2024

It's always a relief to be able to pull something out of the freezer if you can't be bothered with making dinner. Mrs Whitehall advises just that, based on an email from a DL, but what's Mr Whitehall's take?

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Worst Pain Homework, Binge Watching & A DL Pilot May 13, 2024

They're back and ready to do it all again! Michael & Hilary are primed with another crop of your fabulous emails and they've got plenty of thoughts to share!

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An Exciting Announcement! May 09, 2024

Would you like to come and see The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE work in progress shows?

On May 28th & 29th, you can see Michael & Hilary live at The New Wimbledon Theatre as they work out how on earth The Wittering Whitehalls will work as a live show! Please visit the link below for tickets...

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LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN teach an old dog new tricks." (with special guest Patricia Hodge!) Apr 18, 2024

The marvellous Patricia Hodge very kindly stayed a little longer, to assist Mrs Whitehall in a pointed life lesson. Michael has got some homework to do...

The Whitehalls will return very soon!

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Godly, Noble & Hilarious (with special guest Patricia Hodge!) Apr 15, 2024

What a fabulous guest to end the series with! Patricia joins Michael and Hilary on the sofa at Whitehall Towers, to discuss baby names, least favourite destinations and the reasons why people lie about their age.

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're doing something illicit, make sure you're wearing a sturdy walking shoe." Apr 11, 2024

It's one of the more wordy life lessons, but it's a valuable one nonetheless. Also this week, hear Mr Whitehall proven wrong on the pronunciation of a word... SHOCK!

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The Gift Registry, Roses & Turning 30 Apr 08, 2024

It's a trademark 45 minutes or so of Wittering from the Whitehalls this week. They end up all over the place, from towel bundles to charades and beyond!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always double and triple check, before you post something!" Apr 04, 2024

Mrs Whitehall recently had a social media mishap. Do you ever post pictures online? If you do... Be absolutely certain what's in the picture before you post it!

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Practical Jokes, Craft Projects & Home Videos Apr 01, 2024

Never mind the fact that 'wittering' is in the title... This week, the Whitehalls get further off track than they've ever been before. Even so, they still find time for some of your fabulous emails.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a fart." Mar 28, 2024

Despite Mr Whitehall's preference for more 'upmarket' content, as he calls it, sometimes there will be an inevitable slip into the gutter. That said, it's a brave DL (albeit anonymous) who can email in and make a confession like this one.

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Body Hair, Caving & A Friend's Sister Mar 25, 2024

The Wittering Whitehalls is almost always eclectic, but this week is all over the place! Michael addresses his habits around bodily hair, a DL has a story from deep underground and Hilary has some sensible advice on how not to ruin a friendship.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Our worst fears are in anticipation." Mar 21, 2024

How are you with public speaking? This week, a DL has got a new job (yay!), but may have overstated his ability in this particular arena. Fear not, because Mrs Whitehall has the right advice!

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Pronunciation, Funerals & Trooping The Colour Mar 18, 2024

It's all about light and shade, this game. This week, The Whitehalls have all their usual laughs and rants, plus a more thoughtful email from a young DL with a few things on their mind.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Warm it, before you whip it in." Mar 14, 2024

The Wittering Whitehalls is not a podcast awash with double entendre, but it's a phenomenon that will crop up from time to time. Mrs Whitehall considers a food life hack sent in by a DL, whilst Mr Whitehall misbehaves.

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Health & Safety, Fancy Shoes & "Where Do Babies Come From?" Mar 11, 2024

Good luck to anybody having to answer the "where do babies come from" question. It can be a tough one! Also this week, Rob, the health & safety officer DL and a classic story featuring (but not limited to) the ever-present Nigel Havers.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Everything Frittata..." Mar 07, 2024

Hands up if the episodes with recipes make you hungry! Mrs Whitehall has another budget busting recipe this week, with a few meanders, avenues and alleyways thrown in by Mr Whitehall.

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Step Counting, Incense & Bluetooth Mishaps Mar 04, 2024

This week, Hilary managed to persuade Michael into wearing her smartwatch, in order to count his steps. Find out what happened next... Plus, burning incense and accidentally connecting to a bluetooth speaker!

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LIFE LESSONS: "It's often easier to pull than to push." Feb 29, 2024

Hilary & Michael tackle your traditional midweek query and offer some (occasionally) sage advice.

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Sexist Remarks, Solving A Mystery & Dating In DC Feb 26, 2024

This week, a DL is compelled to write in her kind thoughts on a previous DL's email and there's a 40 year old mystery to solve, involving a lamp post in Newcastle and a whip... Plus, dating and ghosting in Washington DC.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Sit down and shut the f*** up." Feb 22, 2024

Mr Whitehall quite effectively distills the life lesson down this week, into one easily remembered phrase. So, what should you do

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American Tourists, Celebrity Products & Retro Toys (with special guests Woody Harrelson & Laura Louie!) Feb 19, 2024

Well, this is a bit of a surprise... A mid-series appearance from a pair of BIG guests! Woody Harrelson and his lovely wife Laura join Michael and Hilary for this weeks wittering!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil." Feb 15, 2024

It's always nice to get Neil on the phone and that's exactly what's happening this week. As it turns out, he's uniquely qualified to answer this weeks email!

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National Service, Running A Pub & Motorway Services Feb 12, 2024

This week, a member of the armed forces asks about Mr Whitehall's military life (or lack thereof), a landlord tells the story of how he made his dream a reality and a DL tells of his passion for motorway service stations.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts." Feb 08, 2024

It's another hand written letter this week. It's lovely to keep in touch, by whatever means, because it reminds people that you're thinking of them, even if you're not able to see them in person. Even Mr Whitehall would agree!

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Winston, Alternative Medicine & A Lovely Update Feb 05, 2024

This week, a DL has a BIG question about Winston... What will become of him!? Plus, complimentary and alternative medicine and an encouraging update from a DL who featured a while back.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early." Feb 01, 2024

It's true to say that the DL's are a fabulous bunch, across a huge variety of age categories. Apparently, the Witterings of the Whitehalls appeal to everyone... As long as they can tolerate Mr Whitehall's language. Today's life lesson is all about how to handle your role as a grandparent!

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The Ick, Toddler Tantrums & A Tricky Wedding Situation Jan 29, 2024

Stop what you're doing folks... Michael Whitehall is about to learn what "the ick" is. Plus, never mind the 'terrible twos,' it's the 'thunderous threes' that are troubling one particular DL.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Make sure you've got a boxset downloaded." Jan 25, 2024

This week, an anonymous emailer needs advice on how to get through a holiday with their boyfriend's family in very close quarters. The Whitehalls are on hand, as ever, to assist.

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Tellings Off, Bad Influences & Ghostly Images Jan 22, 2024

Have you ever seen Elvis in a piece of toast? Perhaps you glimpsed John Lennon in a patch of damp? This week, an emailer brings news of Margaret Thatcher on an ironing board cover and it's up to The Whitehalls to give their verdict. Plus, drug education and getting told off!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..." Jan 18, 2024

It's an A-lister heavy anecdote type of week this week... Get ready for some big name drops...

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Pantomimes, Adrenaline Junkies & Turning Into Your Parents Jan 15, 2024

It's back to brilliant, business as usual for The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Three brilliant emails, answered in their inimitable style!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!" Jan 11, 2024

Do you think Mr Whitehall is particularly at ease when it comes to using modern technology? This week, Mrs Whitehall explains why it's important for him to clean up his act!

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Turin, Berlin, Los Angeles & Beyond... Jan 08, 2024

Back again and this time, much sooner than usual! The Whitehalls are wasting no time in getting back into business following the Christmas break and they've an awful lot to unpack (literally...)

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LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!" Dec 14, 2023

It's the final instalment for series 4, but the good news is that you don't have too long to wait! Once Christmas & New Year are out the way, The Wittering Whitehalls will be right back with you! Keep an eye out for their return on the 8th of January!

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Hidden Snacks, The Future & 'Would You Rather?' (with special guest James O'Brien!) Dec 11, 2023

You've probably picked up on the fact that James O'Brien is a favourite at Whitehall Towers, so it's very exciting to have him on as a guest! Recorded at the Global studios in Leicester Square, James is on hand to talk custard tarts, pleasing turns of phrase and to answer the question... "Would you rather be a spider for 24 hours or a cow for a week?"

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LIFE LESSONS: "Watch out for a trip... Or a fall..." Dec 07, 2023

Whilst Mr & Mrs Whitehall have spent the last couple of weeks on their travels, they've learned a few lessons, as we all do. This week, we learn why it's important to take in your new surroundings and listen carefully to what you're being told!

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Gloomy Weather, Accents & Star Wars Dec 04, 2023

It's the first time that you're joining Mr & Mrs Whitehall somewhere other than Whitehall Towers! Find out why they're in California and what's new. Business as usual is not affected though and it's time for another crop of your brilliant emails!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs." Nov 30, 2023

This week, it's committees in the line of fire. Lots of people sitting around a table, speaking in a very odd, formal way, all in the name of getting nowhere in particular... Plus, another rant from Mr Whitehall about phrases he hates!

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Meeting Your Heroes, Leaving The Children & Sitting In A Van... Nov 27, 2023

Imagine a podcast recording that starts just after some slightly testy, marital bickering... It's THIS podcast! Mrs Whitehall has been driven thoroughly up the wall by Mr Whitehall this week, so let's just see what happens!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night." Nov 23, 2023

The Whitehalls get into all sorts of unexpected areas in this weeks bonus episode. Get ready for picnics, a cosy night in and even some 'role play'!

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Announcements, Photography & The Singing Telegram Nov 20, 2023

Mrs Whitehall is nursing a nasty wasp sting this week, but it doesn't get in the way of proceedings at all! There's plenty to get into, including supermarket announcements, a quick reading from Mr Whitehall's book and some advice for a budding photographer.

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LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups." Nov 16, 2023

We all love a good recipe tutorial from The Whitehalls! It's time to take your soup game to the next level and find out why Mr Whitehall is always moving things around...

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Handkerchieves, Breakfast & Dress-Making Scissors Nov 13, 2023

It's a giggly one this week, DL's. The sort of episode that starts in one direction and ends up completely derailed, upside down and on fire on a different planet entirely!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends." Nov 09, 2023

We're all guilty of saying things like "I have enough friends" or "I don't like meeting new people", but this week, Mrs Whitehall is encouraging you to change your ways!

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Fridge Magnets, Big Birthdays & Getting Caught Chatting Nov 06, 2023

An Australian DL is in touch this week, pertaining to a very special fridge magnet collection. Plus, the best way to mark a milestone birthday, chatting in the supermarket and a potential Earldom for Mr Whitehall!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Lending something? You need to lay out terms and conditions." Nov 02, 2023

A wonderful email from Jim in Yorkshire throws the Whitehalls into the world of lending and loaning this week, whether it's ever a good idea and how to avoid an awkward situation if you do it!

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Managing Time, Childhood Genius & A Feline Listener Oct 30, 2023

It's not just human DL's across the world who enjoy The Wittering Whitehalls! No, sir... The feline community are quite partial too. Plus, Mrs Whitehall's tendencies as 'an enabler' and the question of childhood geniuses.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!" Oct 26, 2023

There's a beautiful email from an anonymous DL from the Cotswolds this week and as you know, it doesn't take much to get Mr & Mrs Whitehall wittering! Find out who bashed the car, why it's not worth repainting it, and where on Earth the name Joan crops up from!

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Technical Mishaps, Underpants, & Continuity Errors Oct 23, 2023

This week... A Gameboy, a pond, a holiday (somewhere) in Devon and a backpack... Enjoy!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location." Oct 19, 2023

Who wants to have a guess whether or not Michael knows what 'dropping a pin' is? Cast your votes now and listen to find out!

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American Food, Name Dropping & Captain B Oct 16, 2023

It's time, once again, to gather at Whitehall Towers and see what's in store. This week, some faves from across the Atlantic, a great big name dropping story (we love those!) and a lovely email from an airline captain.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off." Oct 12, 2023

There's a big rant incoming, but it's not from the side of the sofa that you'd usually expect... Mrs Whitehall is wound right up this week and all in the name of a DL who stood up for herself in Southampton.

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A Saucy Audition, A Whopper & "Extending All Courtesies" Oct 09, 2023

Where to start? This week, an "anonymous old theatrical type" is in touch about a problematic job offer, Neil recounts his burger experience and Mr Whitehall reveals a shocking story from days gone by!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..." Oct 05, 2023

If you want the Wittering Whitehalls to go weird, they will happily go weird... This week, an email from a listener who was left something quite unusual in her Grandmother's will.

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The Wedding Debrief, A Heavenly Voice & A Cashless Flight Oct 02, 2023

It's been promised for a couple of weeks now, so here's the comprehensive look back at Barney's wedding in Portugal! It all went swimmingly, aside from the kerfuffle on the journey home...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..." Sep 28, 2023

Mrs Whitehall comes over all domestic today. Everything is covered, from stains, to dust, limescale, polish and more! Mr Whitehall, on the other hand, is a little quieter after a DL calls him a grump! Where on Earth could they have got that idea?!

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A Free Bike, A Messy Neighbour & A Nightmare At Passport Control Sep 25, 2023

You find Mr Whitehall in a particularly spiky mood this week and it ought to be said that Mrs Whitehall is only making it worse! Find out why a free bike is not necessarily a good thing and what Mr Whitehall carries in his travel briefcase.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..." Sep 21, 2023

We can all agree, by now, that from time to time, Mrs Whitehall (and occasionally Mr Whitehall) can offer you a piece of life advice that will prove a game changer... Maybe this week is one of those times.

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FoMO, Small Talk & The Family Business Sep 18, 2023

Another week, another crop of emails and another shocking admission from Mr Whitehall. Plus, the peaks and troughs of working with the family and the art of small talk.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..." Sep 14, 2023

How long do you reckon it takes to get from London to Birmingham? Whatever you do, don't trust Mr Whitehall's answer!

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Two Typewriters, A Great Grandfather & Some Hearing Aids... Sep 11, 2023

This week, through chance alone, the emails are focussed on the more mature listener, but that isn't to say that there aren't some very daft moments along the way!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always take your phone into an unfamiliar loo..." Sep 07, 2023

Now that The Wittering Whitehalls are back, it's time for the return of the Thursday Life Lessons! This week, Mr Whitehall tells a harrowing tale, which took place in Jack's trendy downstairs loo.

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Keeping Cool, A Chiropody Tour & A Bottle For A Special Occasion Sep 04, 2023

In these troubled times, it's a comfort to know that it's never too long before The Whitehalls are back for another series! Take your seat with Michael & Hilary at Whitehall Towers and strap in...

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BONUS: End of Term Lego & A Gentlemanly Quiz (with special guest Nigel Havers!) Jul 13, 2023

What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go!

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Chickens, Boats & Cast Mates (with special guest Nigel Havers!) Jul 10, 2023

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Coming This Monday... Jul 07, 2023

In this little teaser, find out who Michael & Hilary's special guest is for the final episode of the series!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You're never too old!" Jul 06, 2023

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Teachers, Homework & National Treasures! Jul 03, 2023

Sometimes the emails just collate themselves into a pleasing order and this week is one of those weeks. A brace of education-related missives are followed by a question to make Mr Whitehall blush!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never give out people's contact details, without asking first!" Jun 29, 2023

Confidentiality is very important and this week, Mr Whitehall has a story that demonstrates that very well!

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Sour Scrambled Eggs, A Tattoo Ultimatum & A Jazzy Groom Jun 26, 2023

You DL's certainly know how to wind up Mr Whitehall! The touchy issue of tattoos has come back again... Could this be the email that changes his mind?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the date..." Jun 22, 2023

Picture this... You're going to a party, the hosts fling open the door and you present them with a lovely bottle of something and.... That's the last you ever see of that bottle. Will they be serving it at the party? Will they heck!

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Baba Ghanoush, Bedroom Posters & A Trip To Sitges Jun 19, 2023

Let's have a little guess, before you press play... Does Michael Whitehall,

A) Know exactly what baba ghanoush is

B) Has no idea what baba ghanoush is

C) Saw some baba ghanoush once, but declined to eat it

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LIFE LESSONS: "Know the difference between a mneumonic, an acronym and an abbreviation..." Jun 15, 2023

It's a topic especially close to Mr Whitehall's heart this week... Grammar. For a thorough run down on the common pitfalls, it's time to draft in The WW's resident expert on the topic.

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A Cellar Surprise, Heavy Flirtation & Relationship Revelations Jun 12, 2023

In this episode, not only will you learn a lot about the Whitehalls, but Mr & Mrs Whitehall will learn a fair bit about each other, even after so many years together!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're a perfectionist, be as collaborative as you can." Jun 08, 2023

Sometimes, for various reasons, an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls goes off on a complete tangent... That's certainly true of today's episode, as Mrs Whitehall recalls a sad story from her days in the theatre.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes a story about an actor who passed away, following a heart attack.

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Email Etiquette, Cheese Snobbery & One of Those Weeks Jun 05, 2023

You must have had one of those weeks before? This week, one of the DL's certainly has! Plus, cheese - soft, hard and in between and whether or not you should pester for an email reply.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Be very selective about the WhatsApp groups you join..." Jun 01, 2023

A cautionary tale from Mrs Whitehall about the pitfalls of partaking in your local social media groups!

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Favourite Flix, Dodgy Dinners & 'Good' Samaritans May 29, 2023

This week, there's a call for Mr & Mrs Whitehall's go to blockbusters, with an effort to avoid the black and white classics! Plus, a trying husband, trying his best in the kitchen and a rant from Mr Whitehall about dog walking politics.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't be embarrassed to ask for a doggy-bag." May 25, 2023

We've all known Mr Whitehall to become heated and animated about a subject, but just wait until you hear Mrs Whitehall wind him up about asking for a doggy bag!

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Writing Books, Naming Names & Moving Abroad May 22, 2023

Picture this... You've worked a job for six months and there's one person who keeps calling you completely the wrong name... What would you do?! Mr & Mrs Whitehall consider exactly this and MORE!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never go anywhere without a snack in your bag." May 18, 2023

It's a real week of extremes! Following Jack & Roxy's happy news, the Whitehall's are very excited, but that doesn't stop Michael from launching into a fierce rant about portmanteau words!

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Tea Parties, Crafts & Proposal Inspiration May 15, 2023

Have you ever attended a tea party for dogs? Take a moment to guess whether this subject appealed more to Hilary, or Michael... Plus, it's time to get crafty with knitting and miniatures and a DL needs help with a proposal!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Longevity in friendship is to be cherished." May 11, 2023

It's time for something a bit different this week! Almost a week on from her experience on The Mall, Hilary is just about ready to tell you exactly how it all went!

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Lovebirds, Staycations & Barbecues May 08, 2023

It's one of those episodes that almost bursts at the seams! So many topics covered, including club membership, pet ownership, where to book a holiday and how on earth to fire up the Whitehall family barbecue!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the pockets..." May 04, 2023

We've all experienced it... That heart-in-mouth moment when you realise that you might have just sent something important for trip into the washing machine. This week, an emailer sparks a story from Mrs Whitehall!

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Fundraising Fun, Repetitive Viewing & Angling With A Chatterbox May 01, 2023

Emerging from the email inbox this week... A DL with charitable ambitions, a chatty young man who might not be cut out for fishing and Harry Potter on repeat!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Put yourself out there and give it a go!" Apr 27, 2023

Meet Hilary Whitehall, who will be your careers advisor this week! Plus, the obligatory run down of all the jobs Mr Whitehall has been sacked from over the years!

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Cheaters, Looking Back & A Familiar Voice Apr 24, 2023

It's finally time to put a voice to one of the names you've heard repeated a few times since The Wittering Whitehalls began! Plus, a despicable cheater and a look back at the way things used to be.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go near 'extra services' in a hotel..." Apr 20, 2023

This is a lesson that you'd do well to take on board... If you're ever unsure of what's included, or whether there might be trouble involved with the 'extras' your offered, just run a mile!

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Cruising, Paying Over The Odds & Getting Lavatorial Apr 17, 2023

You could never say that an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls wasn't varied enough. This week, it's one thing to the next! From a cruise ship query to money badly spent and a diversion into the lavatorial end of things. Let's dive in!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't go wrong with a tortilla." Apr 13, 2023

Somehow, a recipe-focused episode has become rather a recurring feature in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls. So here we are again, this time with a listener who's run out of ideas of what to take to the office for lunch. But of course, that's not all... Mr Whitehall still finds time to drop a quick showbiz anecdote.

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A Double Celebration, A Legal Missive & A Trip To Berlin Apr 10, 2023

There's almost too much to pack into this week's edition of The Wittering Whitehalls... First of all, Mr Whitehall celebrates (in his own way) another year on Earth and to add to that, another year of wedded bliss to Mrs Whitehall! Plus, tales of rocking, rolling and a handy guide to gift-buying! Everything is covered!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Cyclists beware..." Apr 06, 2023

It was an eventful and unpleasant experience that inspired Mrs Whitehall this week. Suffice to say that if you're on two wheels, you should never take a chance!

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Fisticuffs, Family Squabbles & The 'Perfect' Day Apr 03, 2023

It's time to dive back in to The Wittering Whitehalls big inbox of queries, questions, anecdotes and problems that you, the Dear Listener, have sent in!

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Series 3 - Coming April 3rd! Mar 27, 2023

Assemble, DL's!

Hopefully it's not been too long without your twice-weekly visit to Whitehall Towers! Michael & Hilary will return on Monday April 3rd...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!) Feb 16, 2023

Just before they head off for a couple of weeks, Michael & Hilary are joined by Jack once more, to see if he can offer you a nugget of wisdom to mull over until The Wittering Whitehalls return! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Conception, Discipline & Tattoos (with special guest Jack Whitehall!) Feb 13, 2023

So, the cat is out of the bag and you know that Michael & Hilary are joined by their eldest this week, Mr Jack Whitehall! The email inbox still has plenty to give, even at this end of series 2, so let's get into it! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Have a quick spritz of perfume..." Feb 09, 2023

Michael & Hilary get into what it takes to keep them on an even keel on a day to day basis. We all have down days from time to time, so here are some Whitehall tips on how to bring yourself back up again! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Inventions, Revenge & Snow! Feb 06, 2023

Get ready for a bit of a surprise in the introduction to this edition of The Wittering Whitehalls! Mr Whitehall has been let loose! Plus, on the slate today, a "million pound idea", a horror story from the slopes and the question of whether or not to leave your nightmare neighbours with a parting shot... Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Think carefully before you throw out old toys!" Feb 02, 2023

Following a chance encounter with a vintage Batmobile in his loft, this weeks emailer sets The Whitehalls off on a journey into the past, to their favourite childhood toys! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Secret Signals, Friends With Benefits & Musical Theatre Jan 30, 2023

Any idea that The Wittering Whitehalls could be considered a family show rather go out of the window this week, when the topic of "friends with benefits" is raised. Plus, dinner parties ruined by rude guests and a quick sachet into the world of musical theatre! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have a little pot of bicarbonate of soda..." Jan 26, 2023

So that's the life lesson... But why? Find out why a pot of bicarbonate of soda is a must-have in any household. It all starts with an email from somebody with a stinking hangover! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Politics, Buffet Breakfasts & Spirit Animals Jan 23, 2023

There's a rich spread of topics this week, from the thorny issue of politics, which Mrs Whitehall is very concerned about getting into, all the way to spirit animals and what that might mean to Mr Whitehall. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your phone on a restaurant table..." Jan 19, 2023

Mrs Whitehall was the victim of theft this week and she's not happy about it. Whatever you do, always keep an eye on your bits and pieces and certainly don't leave them unattended! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Buying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite Jan 16, 2023

Mr Whitehall is full of stories this week and that's exactly how we all like him! There's plenty of advice for a man called Trevor, on how to grow old with grace and a maze of manners and when it's best to say something, rather than just being polite! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have an escape route..." Jan 12, 2023

It doesn't matter where you are... Mrs Whitehall ALWAYS recommends that you have a quick escape route. Find out why in this week's LIFE LESSON! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Going It Alone, Dieting & What To Call Your "Lover" Jan 09, 2023

Michael breathes a sigh of relief, as Whitehall Towers are finally, Christmas decoration-free! But with more emails to get through, there's no time for messing about. This week, there's advice on starting a business, how to stick to that new diet and what you can call your partner, if "boyfriend" or "girlfriend' seem a bit cringey! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always be clear on the rules of engagement!" Jan 05, 2023

It's quite a niche piece of advice this week, but you never know who might need to hear it. Suffice to say, that if you have a ballet dancer lodging in your house, make sure you're very up front about who should be doing their laundry... Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Home Decor, Karaoke & Admiration For Others Jan 02, 2023

There's no mucking about as The Whitehalls enter 2023! It's a PACKED episode this week! There are emails pertaining to decor disagreements, go-to karaoke songs, imaginary restaurants and the admiration one might have for other people! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "What to do with the Christmas leftovers?" Dec 29, 2022

You know, by now, that Hilary has a few kitchen hacks up her sleeve, so here are a few more to help you decide what to do with those Christmas offcuts! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Unwanted Gifts, Christmas Dinner & A Seasonal Party! Dec 26, 2022

A VERY Merry Christmas, from The Wittering Whitehalls, to you! It doesn't matter whether you've got a house full, or you're enjoying a quiet one to yourself, Hilary & Michael are popping round to discuss the most wonderful time of the year! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "You can never have too many Christmas decorations!" Dec 22, 2022

It ought to be said that only one half of The Wittering Whitehalls agrees with the title of this bonus episode... Can you guess who it is? It's almost Christmas and it's all go at Whitehall HQ! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Taxidermy, Reading & Travelling For The First Time! Dec 19, 2022

As the season of tinsel and goodwill descends upon us, Mr Whitehall grows grumpier by the second, so strap in! This week, a curious email about taxidermy, a question about The Whitehalls' reading habits and some senior travellers with a lack of experience! And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might meet at the reduced section!" Dec 15, 2022

It's the gift that keeps on giving... More life hacks, anecdotes, tips and tricks that you can take with you on your own journey through life! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Dating, Delivery Support & A Dining Disagreement Dec 12, 2022

Mrs Whitehall kicks off this weeks episode with a minor overshare and it all just carries on from there! There's dating for the over sixties, a brand new baby (helped along by The Whitehalls and their witterings!) and Michael's rather predictable opinion on 'sharing platters'. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Mrs Whitehall's kitchen hacks..." Dec 08, 2022

This is PROPER public service broadcasting... Mrs Whitehall has 1001 excellent kitchen hacks that will absolutely blow your mind and she's sharing them with you right here, right now! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Moving House, Snazzy Dressing & Resolving Squabbles Dec 05, 2022

Here's one for you, that's full to the point of bursting! There's a chance encounter on the stairs, a word on how to move house without falling out, how to make up if you DO fall out and whether or not a Whitehall shopping trip is a pleasant experience. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go anywhere near nepotism..." Dec 01, 2022

Struggling to hold down a job? Maybe you just can't get an interview to go your way... Mr Whitehall tells the story of when Jack convinced him to travel all the way to Tintagel, with less than satisfactory results. Plus, the times Mrs Whitehall has narrowly missed out, to inspire any of you who might have incurred a recent career setback! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Baby Names, Bullies & Travelling In Joggers Nov 28, 2022

There's a wide selection of emails in this weeks Wittering Whitehall mail bag. From creative baby naming to a sage word on how to ward off the bullies at school. Plus, Australian mistranslation, shorts in the theatre and providing a 'public service'. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Making scrambled eggs? You'll need some eggs..." Nov 24, 2022

There won't be too many of you who saw this one coming... This week, Mr Whitehall rolls up his sleeves and shows you what he's made of in the kitchen! With Hilary's supervision, you might just end up with a couple of recipes to have a go at! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

A Proposal, A Painting & A Children's Entertainer Nov 21, 2022

Michael & Hilary are back for another Monday mooch through your emails! This week, an embarrassing conversation that needs having with a teenager, a disappointing visit to an art gallery and a terrible entertainer. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "If you aim for on time, you're going to be late..." Nov 17, 2022

We can all agree on this lesson for life, can't we? No... Of course not. See if you can predict where Mr & Mrs Whitehall pitch themselves in this argument and absorb their advice accordingly. Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Nicknames, Sex Education & DIY Nov 14, 2022

What an enticing episode title!? Michael begins this week with a tale from the night before, where he was seated under a powerful air-conditioning unit and then got into a taxi with a man who was apparently oblivious to him. Plus, the family nickname list (it's a long one), how to educate your teens about sex and whether or not DIY is popular at Whitehall HQ. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always tell the truth... Or don't." Nov 10, 2022

So here's the very first LIFE LESSON from Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A snack-sized nugget, to give you food-for-thought over the weekend. In this first bonus helping, Hilary & Michael consider when it's best to tell the truth and when it's far better not to! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Bucket Lists, Old Heads & Conspiracy Theories! Nov 07, 2022

They are returned, DL's! Back once again, to answer your questions, mull your queries and put the world to rights. In the first outing of series two, Michael misunderstands the point of a bucket list and Hilary wastes no time in making one! And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Series 2 - Coming November 7th! Oct 31, 2022

DL's!!!

They're back! Michael & Hilary will once again take a deep dive into your wonderful emails, offering wisdom, wit and the occasional rant!

PLUS... Don't miss the EXTRA "Life Lessons" episode every Thursday!

Episode 1 will be with you on Monday November 7th, so not too long to wait!

Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops!

Subscribe now!

You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Bermuda Shorts, Andouillette & Wasabi! Sep 26, 2022

So here it is, the last from The Wittering Whitehalls... FOR NOW! Keep an eye on this feed to see if they return... In this quick fire episode, Hilary & Michael make their way through some of the shorter questions they've had knocking around in the inbox, so prepare to find out Michael's favourite swear word (why not have a guess?), why Hilary can't stand an andouillette sausage and what REALLY happened when Jack gave Michael a wasabi nut! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Kryptonite, Sports Day & Money Management Sep 20, 2022

You know The Wittering Whitehalls by now... Ask Michael a question about cryptocurrency and what do you get...? A story about Superman of course! Plus, find out how Hilary balances the books in The Whitehall household and why there's beef with the Department of Work and Pensions... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Meditation, Horoscopes & Ghostly Goings-On Sep 13, 2022

Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Let's drift into an other worldly state, with the help of Mr & Mrs Whitehall. Hear all about Hilary's wretched evening in a room full of smoke and find out Michael's opinion on horoscopes... Have a guess... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Robots, Time Travel & Learning A New Skill Sep 05, 2022

It's up and away and off to the future for The Whitehalls this week. How would Michael deal with a house full of robots and what would he do with a time machine? Plus, does Hilary like the idea of becoming a circus ringmaster and what would she say to her younger self? Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Phobias, Vaping & A Funeral Cortège Aug 29, 2022

This week, it's time to come clean about irrational fears, vexatious behaviours and stressful situations. Plus, find out why The Whitehall's almost caused a scene in the middle of a funeral cortège! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Camping, Haggling & A "Holy Man" Aug 22, 2022

The emails keep on coming and The Whitehalls are more than happy to keep on wittering! This week, Mrs Whitehall tells us all just how much Mr Whitehall loves (loathes) camping and they embark upon a jaunt to the markets of Istanbul, the historic sights of Australia and the raunchy, darkened rooms of Las Vegas! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Nail Polish-Gate, Reality TV & Strictly No Rehearsals... Aug 15, 2022

Well, it looks as though The Wittering Whitehalls have their first '-gate' scandal! Find out all about why a bottle of 'mouthwash' almost did for Mr Whitehall, why reality TV is a polarising subject in the household and what happened when Strictly Come Dancing made an offer... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

London Living, Collections & Soiling Aug 08, 2022

Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back once again, to discuss whatever it is YOU want to discuss. This week, the letters come from all over the place, asking all sorts! The pros and cons of visiting London, how to cope with a collector and what should be done about that dreaded housework... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Pets, A Ski Trip & ... Nudity Aug 01, 2022

You read that title correctly... This week, The Whitehall's tackle the subject of nudity. A state which apparently, Mr Whitehall is no stranger to. Find out how Anglo-German relations were left following an altercation in a hotel corridor and whether or not there's any middle ground, when it comes to pets! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Cinema Snacks, Festivals & Learning To Drive Jul 25, 2022

Give yourself a moment to think... Who would you like to teach you to drive? Hilary or Michael? Perhaps your answer says something about who you are. This week, The Whitehalls consider their history in cars, whether it's acceptable to eat at the cinema and the pros and cons of attending a music festival. Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Rome, Royals & Racy Pictures Jul 18, 2022

Brace yourselves DL's, because this week is quite a ride. Winston is heavily involved (both Churchill and Whitehall, in fact), Hilary temporarily loses the ability to podcast and Michael remembers the time he got very angry with a ticket seller in Rome. Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

"Celebrity", Social Media & Gossip Jul 11, 2022

The idea of this week's episode is to take a sneak peak into the glamorous world of "celebrity" and all that it entails, but what can Michael & Hilary tell us about what really goes on behind the scenes and how much trouble can one end up in, if one's social media starts playing up? Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Sleep, Exercise & The World of Sport Jul 04, 2022

Here we go DL's! It's time for the next instalment of TWW's! This week, your emails have Hilary advising on exercise and goading Michael about things like 'walking football' and what time is the right time to go to bed. Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Romance, Weddings & Parties Jun 27, 2022

What a lovely trio of topics! That is... Unless you are Michael Whitehall. Find out how hard Hilary has to work to convince her darling husband to come to a party and the dalliance the Michael once had, with the daughter of a Prime Minister! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Mobile Phones, Whistling & A Briefcase of Money Jun 27, 2022

Here it is folks! Michael & Hilary Whitehall have flung open the door to their London home and they're inviting you in! In the inaugural episode, Hilary tries to explain what a YouTuber is and Michael relives a harrowing tale involving a hefty sum of cash. Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

COMING ON JUNE 27th! Jun 17, 2022

Join Michael & Hilary Whitehall at their Thames embankment home as they share the wit, wisdom and knowledge on a range of topics, chosen by YOU! Perhaps you've got a nuisance neighbour, or an awkward conversation that you've put off for too long... Why not ask the Whitehalls what THEY would do!? Hilary will do her best to give a balanced, considered answer and Michael.... Won't do that. Episodes 1 & 2 will drop on Monday 27th June! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

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