So, when I (Rich) started giving our episodes titles, I gave myself the option to literally call one show "I Got Nothing" if I couldn't come up with something in like 60 seconds. Never happened before tonight. Well, guess what? Yeah, it happened. Besides, it was my birthday a couple of days ago and...well...screw it, I'm feeling lazy (or playing Minecraft). Anyway, listen to the show already, like you actually read this description stuff. Just in case, here is a random selection from the masterpiece War and Peace (not that I ever read it, but hey, I tried).
WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist (upon my word, I believe he is), I don't know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say. There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I'm scaring you, sit down and talk to me."