The Tim Hawkins Podcast

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S2 Ep55: 155 - Baby Food Diet Jun 06, 2022

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Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there's even a special cameo appearance from Nicholas Cage!

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S2 Ep54: 154 - Stupid Rules May 30, 2022

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The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more!

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S2 Ep53: 153 - In Poor Taste May 23, 2022

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The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/coke taste test, Charlie and the chocolate factory…alternate storyline…

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S2 Ep52: 152 - That's Alarming! May 16, 2022

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The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who say AMEN at the wrong time at church, annoying conversational tics, picking your fingernails, and keeping active as you age...

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S2 Ep51: 151 - The Missing Hamilton Song May 10, 2022

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The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical soundtracks and Olivia shares a long lost "Hamilton" song that never quite made the cut...

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S2 Ep50: 150 - Cremation Clearance Sale May 02, 2022

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The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fancy (and no-longer secret) Italian hotel. Tim learns to speak German, for dogs. Livy makes her father an offer he simply can’t refuse. Luke unveils his plan to make millions with little more than a box fan. And, crappaw returns to either show support or take his vengeance! You never can tell with him.

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S2 Ep49: 149 - More Ponds, More Blondes Apr 25, 2022

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The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Tim is made to feel inferior by every single person on the internet. Luke tries to fix Netflix and strives to be the best that no one ever was. Heather scratches her 20 year itch...gently!

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S2 Ep48: 148 - Alabama Beach Angel Apr 18, 2022

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Tim gives the gang an anthropological lesson on why females converse more than their male counterparts. Livy comes down with a horrible case of carrot chest (it’s serious). Heather tells the story of the nine hawks. The gang goes down memory lane with the long history of Hawkins Houses and their eclectic basements. Luke does his best to grow facial hair among his lumberjack brothers.

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S2 Ep47: 147 - Luke Ruins Everything Apr 11, 2022

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The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer his question and walking off the podcast. Heather recounts a true western stand-off witnessed at her local Walmart. Tim critiques international music and sings with an unparalleled European flare and grace. Livy enters the draft and is already reporting boredom on the front.

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S2 Ep46: 146 - The Pursuit of Sloppiness Apr 04, 2022

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The gang gets current and talks current events that are happening currently. Tim makes his plot known to “Will Smith” Albert Pujols upon his return to St. Louis. Livy saves people’s lives after having just one sip of hard seltzer. Heather sprays water at the TV during the Oscars. Luke condones steroid use in the competitive world of podcasting.

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