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S1 Ep13: 013 - Jonnie W - Carey the Bus Driver, Pork Cracklins and Backwards Masking May 26, 2016

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Whew buddy, this episode of Poddy Break is chock-a-block with ridiculousness! Tim and fellow comedian Jonnie W relive the days of backwards masking, dare each other to say goofy words on stage, and watch pimple popping videos together.

Also, Caleb gets swole, Freight steps on a landmine, and Carey the Bus Driver recounts his tales on the road.

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S1 Ep12: 012 - The Crew - Bacon Fences, Adams Apples and Nitroglycerin May 19, 2016

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This very special episode features the Rockshow Road Crew. Get to know Caleb, Freight, & Matt (Queso) as Tim delves deep into the psyche of the group. Listen to Sweet Child of Mine sung by a bodybuilder. Enjoy as Freight runs down his must see TV list, and the gang tries to figure out what's up with AC/DC. The IHOP waitress needs help remembering milk, the crew deals with Facebook Live, and Tim plays in the gumball machine at the Ford dealership.

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S1 Ep11: 011 - Bob Smiley - Hard Boiled Eggs, Tortilla Showers and Charlie the Mouse May 12, 2016

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Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse!

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S1 Ep10: 010 - Kenn Kington - Sleeveless Turtlenecks, Baby with a Beer Can, and Monkey Hairbrush May 05, 2016

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Grab a couple of cheesesticks, and listen as Kenn returns to avenge his lost episode!! Tim ponders funny doctor names. Kenn and Caleb make it weird. Learn how Freight and his wife got their nicknames. Kenn and Tim tell "The Belt Story", and Kenn makes a midnight run to Walmart.

Oh yeah, and FREIGHT SINGS!!!!! FO REALZ!!! #RoadDogTurnsSongBird

Also on this episode: "Who's Pandra?" and "Try a delicious loaf of Sans Bread®"

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S1 Ep9: 009 - John Branyan - Flying Kites, Cones of Dunshire, and Donald Trump's Brother Apr 28, 2016

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Oh boy! It's time for another Poddy Break. John's dad dials a telephone and flies a kite, while Tim accuses Ted Cruz of eating off brand cereal. Caleb is relieved of his title as Water Expert, and Tim zip-a-dee-doo-dahs himself into an electric scooter.

Also in this episode: "Who invented the microwave?" and "A Day at the Pigeon Factory".

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S1 Ep8: 008 - Laura C - Phone Calls, Songwriting, and Yorkies Apr 21, 2016

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Tim welcomes artist and long time friend, Laura C. They discuss songwriting, verbal vomit, bossy songs, and Ironman figurines. Tim's wife, Heather, and Caleb are along for the ride. A British guy reads country music lyrics, yorkies attack, and Tim looks up cathartic in the dictionary.

This episode features Laura C's song "Broken Open" from her album "The Gift of Brokenness".

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S1 Ep7: 007 - John Branyan - Small Towns, Salmon Jackets, and Petite Quiche Apr 14, 2016

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Listen in as Tim and long time friend John Branyan discuss John's wardrobe, bringing a clothes dryer on stage, and what Batman villain, Bane, has been up to lately. Also, Jack Hanna lets a puma loose on the bus, Freight tries to stave off the black plague, all whilst John dotes on his grandchildren.

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http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/

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S1 Ep6: 006 - Bob Smiley, Part 2 - Pickles, Deer Urine, and Decorative Towels Apr 07, 2016

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In part two, Tim and Bob delve into why B's are funnier than R's, how to field dress a deer, and the Wiggle's Greatest Hits. Bob also talks about his recent divorce, his new role as a single parent, and reading the fine print for online dating profiles. Caleb and Jackson, Tim's youngest son, are along for the ride.
See more of Bob at: http://www.bobsmiley.com

Bob's twitter: @bobsmileycomic

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S1 Ep5: 005 - Bob Smiley - Frugality, Clydesdales, and Coughing Pomeranians Mar 31, 2016

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In this episode, Tim and Bob talk Beach Body workouts, "marrying ketchups", and how to get free tube socks on the road. Bob gets a deal on a $12 microphone and fashions his own shower curtain rings. Also Tim's son, Levi Hawkins, channels his inner "rich kid".

Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/

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S1 Ep4: 004 - Daren Streblow - Supplements, Cruise Ships, and Too Much Fruit Mar 24, 2016

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In part two of Tim's time with Daren, we learn why potato starch can ruin a friendship, and the ebb and flow of comedy on a cruise ship. Tim analyses what makes comedians tick and how much fruit is too much for a caveman.
Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/
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