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495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies May 09, 2026

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Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship.

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494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump May 03, 2026

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Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving.

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493 - The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto Apr 25, 2026

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Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto on what American culture means to him.

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492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter Apr 18, 2026

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Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race.

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491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission Apr 11, 2026

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Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'.

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490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy Apr 04, 2026

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Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history.

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#TimGivesBack

489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam Mar 28, 2026

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Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists.

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488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home Mar 21, 2026

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Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.

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