The Tim Dillon Show

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337 - Springtime in Texas Mar 10, 2023

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Tim sits down with a pillar of the Austin community.
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336 - The Tim Dillon Show Mar 03, 2023

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Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida
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335 - The Tim Dillon Show Feb 23, 2023

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In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end. He also talks about the Palestine Ohio train derailment, Tim shares some ideas on how to become a "Chemical Spill Influencer". Tim also reacts to real life zombies, which are really just homeless people on "Tranq Dope". He goes into depth on what it is and what to look out for.
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Patreon Bonus #186 Feb 12, 2023

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Since Tim is out of the office with Covid we put out this weeks Patreon, which incidentally, was one of his best rants of the last 7 years.
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334 - The Tim Dillon Show Feb 05, 2023

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Tim shares his thoughts on Armie Hammer’s first interview post scandal, the Chinese spy ballon, a possessed Pennsylvania girl who abdicated the throne and he laments the butter controversy ravaging his homeland.
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333 - Mike Recine Jan 29, 2023

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In this episode Tim sits down with good friend and comedian, Mike Recine. The two watch and react to bizarre TLC shows. One show, (Im Shauna Rae), a TLC show about a 23 year old woman in an 8 year old’s body. With Disney closing down Splash Mountain, Tim and Mike went into the origins of the ride and the infamous “Song of the South” song and why it was removed from Disney. Towards the end of the episode Dillon and Recine could not keep it together as they impersonated a Doctor from a popular TV show.
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332 - Dad Shot Someone Jan 22, 2023

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Tim explains a recent tipping experience with a local Starbucks worker, Tim also rants on Putin’s new war winning strategy to send drug addicts to fight in the the Ukraine war, he also talks about how Alec Baldwin serves breakfast to his family of 7 kids and how robots could take over the podcasting business in the future.
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331 - Flood The Rich Jan 15, 2023

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In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in late 2024 Tim goes in depth to find out why.
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Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382
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code TIMDILLON New customers can bet FIVE DOLLARS on the NFL
and get TWO HUNDRED IN FREE BETS INSTANTLY. Only at
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Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY),
If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis
counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-
GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-
NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit
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NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions
apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5
bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after
being awarded. See terms at
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customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day.
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330 - The Joe Rogan Experience Jan 08, 2023

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Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX.
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328 - The Christmas Episode Dec 25, 2022

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- In this special holiday episode Tim talks about the massive winter weather front sweeping the nation. With Christmas being only a day away Tim also takes a look at some of the most popular new toys for this holiday season. Native Americans are not happy with the new avatar movie that was just released, Tim takes a look on why.

We would like to thank all of our supporters and to whatever holiday you are celebrating this year, please don't get caught in a snow storm on your way to your Aunt's house.

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