Stay ConnectedEvery Wednesday spill the tea with me, Jade B!
After talking sh*t in short form for the last 3 years on TikTok and Instagram Stories, I decided good tea deserves a nice long form home… So I did something crazy and started a PODCAST! Another blonde b*tch with a podcast? YEP.
Join me every Wednesday where we’ll be yapping and ranting about everything from Goldendoodles to Bravo to niche internet drama!
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Hiiii my queens!
I missed you! In this episode, we talk about:
+ my new fave adhd supplement, Stasis! https://takestasis.com/JADE15
+ my fave follows on TikTok including Alex Consani
+ Alix Earle vs. Alex Cooper…. Again
+ the internet’s reaction to remi bader’s weight loss surgery
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Hiiii!!! This week we’re chatting:
+ about my weekend and finally feeling super settled in our community here in austin
+ alex cooper vs alix earle theories
+ where is taylor?
+ the tea on my adhd medication experience
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+ where tf have I been?
+ my david goggins bf
+ how I embarrassed myself in front of my friends
+ my experience with a medium
+ meghan markle’s new “business”
+ what if Ryan Reynolds is just a good husband?
+ bravo fans are going nuts over paige and craig
+ jessica simpson appreciation
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HAPPY 2025, girlies!! WTF is going on in the world? It feels strange but we’re gonna laugh through this year together, I mean what other choice do we have?
This week, we talk about:
+ Where I’ve been the past month
+ Heading to Glamis a’la Tamra Barney
+ TikTok going away & crying on the internet
+ Toxic wellness influencers
+ RHONY finale
+ RHOSLC finale
+ Tirzepatide, of course!!
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Oops, overshared on the internet!! I thought this pod was gonna be light and fluffy but we got a little deep today!! Overshared my past experience in hopes it helps someone feel less alone
We also keep it light!
We talk about
+ the lost art of talking shit behind peoples backs
+ fighting with my sister over a mullet
+ the perfect influencer ratio of delusion and no self awareness
+ Texas a&m fans
+ Jennifer Tilly has Simpson money
+ then we switch into a very vulnerable chat about my experience with my ex and addiction
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Happy Wednesday everyone!! I hope you are having an excellent day before Thanksgiving :)
In this episode we discuss:
+ my new brown hair and how ugly I was in college
+ getting on tirzepatide
+ saying goodbye to vanderpump rules as we know it; an emotional tribute
+ trying to figure out what the storyline of Wicked is
+ RHOBH recap
+ RHOSLC recap
+ words of wisdom to the single ladies during the holidays
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She's late but she is SPICY this week! tbh, I think this one was worth the tardiness because I came out of the gate fired up.
In this ep, I discuss:
+ the influencer block list/witch hunt post-election
+ Zach Bryan offering Brianna Chickenfry $12M for her silence
+ & we lighten it up with a niche TikTok drama about $98 pajamas
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Welcome to your election hangover amuse bouche! I hope we can cleanse your palette with a story about my most diabolical EX friend and some fun light tea!
In this episode:
+ my family friend who started texting my ex after we separated
+ the same family friend was then caught creating a finsta to troll me and my sisters online
+ Beyonce posting Halloween photos 4 days late
+ Elder millennials and the Kylie Jenner divide
+ Taylor Swift has a rare footwear slay at the Chiefs game
+ and a piece of historical tea inspired by Carole Radziwell!
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I’m exhausted from all the political news I’m being infiltrated with so instead of adding to that, come hang out with me for 30 mins and let your brain rot while I talk about:
+ Tony Hinchcliffe’s dating issues
+ Aspyn Ovard’s TikTok
+ E! News needing a new social media strategy
+ Gisele Tom Brady-ing Tom Brady
+ Tom Brady’s emo Fleetwood Mac post
+ How to hypnotize a man into being haunted by you for the rest of his life
+ and I share a story from high school about a toxic mom who got karmic retribution for being a b**** to me!
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My dopamine levels have finally evened out after the bender that took place in Austin over the last 3 weeks and I am feeling rantier than normal so buckle up!!
In this episode, we discuss:
+ the defense of giving your single friends a plus one to your wedding
+ influencers buying million dollar homes and declining decoration advisory
+ ut jumping ship to the sec, georgia's win, and culty vibes
+ abercrombie ptsd thanks to Mike Jefferies who is the woat
+ zach bryan being messy and his raya return
+ airline boarding procedures
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We are back LIVE from a very special place... MY BED!
I explain last week's absence and we go through some tea of the week:
+ how i cheated my way through college
+ our trip to park city
+ HOTTober
+ millennial's relationship to health and wellness
+ laguna beach was released 20 years ago 🥲
+ the team kristin/team lc pipeline
+ seth cohen's renaissance
+ mary cosby scares me but i love her
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HBD TO ME!!! It’s my 36th birthday and I’m doing my favorite thing… talking shit.
In this episode, I discuss:
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I can’t believe that today we have THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE HOT SAUCE BOSS - Mr. Roberts on the pod to talk some shit!
I laugh, I cry… literally!!! I cry. Can you believe?
We talk about the early days in dating - what attracted us to each other? How we dealt with dating other people? How did I force him to be my boyfriend? We give you the TEAAAA!
We also discuss how he disrupted the condiment industry when he started luxury hot sauce brand, Truff. I talk about what I’ve learned from him in our relationship & how I apply that to my own projects.
I hope you guys enjoy! & if you like this ep, maybe we can get him to come back for a part 2!
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This episode is HOT off a fight with strangers in my Instagram DM’s so buckle up!
In this episode, I discuss the bougie retreat I went to for Mr Roberts & my birthdays. After this luxurious vacation, I ponder how do I maintain this level of luxury if I have children one day? I don’t want to breed a$$holes.
Then I go in on John Jansen… again. I don’t like him. TEAM SHANNON. How does suing Shannon repair his reputation, RIDDLE ME THAT JOHNNY J!
Next, I dig into Meghan Markel and her “company”. Maybe it’s time for Meghan to become an influencer like the rest of us? Do we think she could handle that?
Last but not least, Katy Perry on Call Her Daddy “addressing” Dr Luke. I can’t. I have no more energy left in writing this caption.
For some reason, my video is not uploading to Spotify 🥲 so video is available on YouTube!
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I’m so excited for my first guest, TARYN LAMB! Taryn is one of my favorite people to talk sh*t with, she’s so hilarious and and my Gen-z little sis that keeps me young & lets me know when I’m being “millennial” 🥲
Since I burned a bridge with gen-z on TikTok, Taryn gives me tips on how to win gen-z back. She’s also a TikTok superstar and gives me some good advice on stepping up my content.
Taryn is moving in with her boyfriend Rafa soon! Since we both have lived with men in the past & broke up while living with them, we talk about those experiences and laying the groundwork for success when moving in with a partner.
Since we’re 10 years a part, I ask Taryn to give me some gen-z dupes for some of my favorite things including the Real Housewives, Sex and the City, and MLM’s.
Lastly we talk about some of our favorite creators to follow!
Check out Taryn’s podcast, Taryn it Up with Taryn Lamb!
& follow her on INSTAGRAM and TIKTOK
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My other podcast I do with my sisters is called Your Poor Dad! You can check us out on INSTAGRAM and TIKTOK
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WELCOME!!!! I’m so excited you’re here, this is my very first episode of the Tea with Jade B!!!
In this episode I answer some of the questions you may have like… Why another b*tch with another podcast? What about your podcast with your sisters Your Poor Dad? What the hell is this?
I also get into some TikTok drama I inserted myself into last week that I’m clearly not over.
Some pop culture tea we’re talking about this episode:
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