Every week comedian Mike Recine SITS DOWN with a guest and they riff it out.
Bonus Weekly Episode available at patreon.com/sitdownpod
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Every week comedian Mike Recine SITS DOWN with a guest and they riff it out.
Bonus Weekly Episode available at patreon.com/sitdownpod
Guys this is it. It's the last episode. I tried to upload this three times but libsyn has updated their shitty website which sucks now. Anyway yeah we are ending the show. I will have a new podcast soon. Thanks to everyone who downloaded and supported over the years. I'm not great with goodbyes so see ya later.
Today I am joined by hilarious comedian Geoffrey Asmus to discuss the Special Olympics, storming the Capitol, comedian merch and clean comedian Vince Champ.
Deb and I discuss parenting, Covid, Seigfried and Roy and how I want to go to Alpha Con and get absolutely taken for a ride.
Hey guys you know what this week is. It's that week between Christmas and New Years where we get fat and don't put effort into anything we do. But this pod episode was good. Steve and I discussed the American Film Institute's 100 Best Films of all Time; the good movies, the boomer movies and our personal favorites.
We had a good episode I just forget what the F we talk about every time I sit down to write these descriptions. But mostly Deb and I discussed spooky TikToks, dinosaurs and the best Christmas movies.
On today's show I'm joined by comedians Sean P. McCarthy and Scott Chaplain to talk Chuck Berry, Ben Affleck, and the Texas businessman who hired that hitman to kill his mistress.
On this week's episode I am joined by comedians Maddy Smith and Stewart Fullerton to talk about being beaten by your parents, the Great American Boner Crisis and our favorite musicals. Sorry the episode is a week late I didn't get to edit.
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Hey guys sorry this week's episode was late. Steve and I were able to do an episode in person together and I think it's too good to keep behind the pay wall. (And also subs are down)
Patreon.com/sitdownpod baby. Twenty minute show five days a week.
Comedian Mike Cannon stops by to talk fatherhood, Boomer parents, raising a kid with no money and keeping your kid quiet. I kept mine quiet this episode by letting him chew on a piece of paper.
You know the drill, patreon.com/sitdownpod
Have a blessed Thanksgiving.
Today I realized that I might actually be a dumbass. Check out the show on Patreon! patreon.com/sitdownpod
Comedian Andy Haynes joins us to discuss The Many Saints of Newark, being memorialized on a bodega wall, and the glory days of the internet. Then we watch Cake Farts Together.
Come see me in Atlanta this weekend, or St Louis November 26&27th!
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I ramble about the NYC Mayor Race, being an anti-vaxxer now, David Chase's "reveal", Pete Davidson and the recent Dave Portnoy allegations.
My brother Steve is back to talk about soups, the Bible, Marvel and Merry Poppins and In the Heights.
Today's episode is all about investing. Mike chats with comedian and stock market wiz kid Matt Bacchus to discuss investing your first $1,000, picking stocks with your instincts, analyzing a company's fundamentals, and how your guess in the stock market is as good as anyone's. So get in there and let's make some money together!
Speaking of money I have a baby please support the Patreon.
And check out Matt's podcast Hold My Bread!
On today's episode Deb and I discuss the things in life we love and the Chappelle special.
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On today's episode we have public defender Beth Bourdon on the show to talk lawyer-client relationships, Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman if I can sue Deb for selling my smoker.
Support the show on Patreon I have a baby to feed!
Here's Deb and I discussing drugs on the Patreon show. Patreon.com/sitdownpod
Today we are joined by comedian Geoffrey Asmus (Geoffrey Anus is what I call him). Geoffrey is a very funny guy who I think we should all be seeing more of. Thanks for listening and support the show on Patreon, at Patreon.com/sitdownpod.
And follow Geoffrey on social media at @geoffreyatm
In today's solecast I talk about comedians cancelling gigs, the Catholic Church and pay tribute Tom T. Hall and Norm Macdonald, two of my heroes we lost this week.
Ok yeah this episode is a little late. And the 9/11 20-year anniversary was last week and we're probably going to forget about it soon. But in this special episode, I join the boys of the Grubstakers podcast to talk 9/11 and Larry Silverstein, WTC 1, WTC 2 and even WTC 7.
On today's episode we are joined by very special guest Deb to discuss manual labor, abortion and anti-vax family members. Then we revisit the August 2020 NY Post article where the guy said New York was dead.
Well folks, I'm back from my European-style four month baby hiatus. Amber A'Lee Frost joins us today to talk romance, dealing with disrespect, babies and a whole bunch of other stuff. Hope you enjoy and don't forget to support the show on Patreon.
Well guys we're back from European hiatus. My kid is born and we're podcasting baby. Amber A'Lee Frost joins us to talk dealing with disrespect, teen assistants and flying your Israeli flags high over your trailer park. Thanks for listening. Support the show (and my kid) on Patreon where you get a 20 minute show five days a week.
Hello everyone,
No show this week as we await the arrival of our baby. But we just wanted to check in and update you and say thank you for the support.
Steve Recine joins us to discuss the Chauvin verdict, gun and samurai culture, getting killed by orcs and what it means to be a father.
I start today's episode solo with my thoughts on Matt Gaetz and talk about a demonic new podcast. Then Deb joins me and she asks why guys want to have sex with teenagers. And boy do I have some answers for her jk jk.
The internet can be a dark and mean place, so thank God for mutuals. In this episode, I talk to two of my twitter mutuals @douzmanian and @len0killer about going viral, online enemies, and how to defend yourself against large dogs and snakes
On today's show we are joined by podcaster Emily Glankler; podcaster, YouTuber, tiktoker and history teacher. If you like history her TikTok channel is A+ and she joins me to chat Taiping Rebellion (China's version of the Civil War. spoiler alert: it's better than ours), the Civil War, what to do when your student's parent is a Holocaust denier, the weaponization of history and how it should be taught in schools. This one was a banger.
Follow Emily (@antisocialstudies on everything) and check out her podcast by the same name and support us on Patreon if you can where $5 gets you a show every day.
I got some stuff going on this week and didn't have time to book a guest but Deb is here to talk baby updates, circumcision and we give our family members a baby shower score.
Comedian Adrienne Iapalucci (Netflix) joins us to talk dark humor, getting a job and leaving your family.
Check out Adrienne's album Baby Skeletons, available wherever you get your music.
And support the show on Patreon.
Comedian and black belt Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez, @nihilift) calls in to discuss everything you wanted to know about Street Fights, baby!
First of all, you should never fight. But sometimes people leave you no choice. Diego talks diffusing hostile situations, assessing your surroundings, and the moves you need to survive out in these streets!
Follow Diego on social media and if you're in the New York area, he's available for training.
On today's show we are joined by New Jersey's own Keith and Kenny Lucas to discuss their movie Judas and the Black Messiah, now in theaters and streaming on HBOmax. We also talk about the "good old days" of open mic comedy, Hollywood culture, Cuomo, our favorite dead comedians, and the life and words of Fred Hampton. Please go stream this movie because it was really fantastic.
Follow Keith and Kenny on Twitter and Instagram, and support the show on Patreon, at Patreon.com/sitdownpod where $5 gets you a mini show six days a week.
And follow me on Tik Tok @mike.recine and instagram @recine.mike
Thanks for listening!
Here it is, folks. The collab you never knew you needed. Will Menaker (Chapo Trap House) and Stavros Halkias (Cum Town) Zoom in to talk Letterboxd, the movies that made us horny kids, the movies we watched during lockdown, picking a movie with your significant other, and Cruela de Vil's real origin story. And in case you're interested, here are the movies we discussed:
GREAT MOVIES
Hard Times
The Color of Money
Once Upon a Time in the West
High and Low
Z
Throne of Blood
The French Connection
WEIRD MOVIES
Rules of Engagement
Killing them Softly
BAD MOVIE
How it Ends
Thanks for listening. We don't have ads so if you can support the show on Patreon, $5 a month gets you a twenty-minute show every day, six days a week.
Today we wrap up Emmy's run as guest cohost. We talk snacks from the past, horny 90s kids movies and my recent Youtube discovery of Yugoslavian wartime techno music
Guest cohost Emmy is back and we are joined by hilarious comedian and friend of the show Alex English. We talk 69-ing, Black History Month, Popeye's and a DIY solution to a dog who bites.
On today's episode we are back with guest co-host Emmy Blotnick and special guest and friend of the show Dan Perlman. We talk Santa Claus, history for girls, Wall Street Bets and I welcome Dan and Emmy to my favorite place on the internet: the Facebook BBQ group.
Unlocked a Patreon episode because I really wanted to talk GME, AMC and horrible media coverage surrounding it. If you're an experienced investor or don't know anything give this episode a listen and if you want, support the show on Patreon where we do a show every day.
We're back to having a cohost in residency here at The Sitdown and this month it's comedian and writer Emmy Blotnick. Emmy is one of the best comedy writers I know and in today's episode we talk pit bulls, social media, a video of a woman's Spaghetti-O pie and foot masks. It's a fun one. Thanks for listening.
I know no one has a job right now but there is an unborn child in my wife's uterus so if you could support the Patreon that'd be sick. Thanks I love you.
Sorry about the hiatus last week gang. I got sick. Not covid. This week Deb and I discuss Trump's last days and ways your partners annoy you. Then we take a deep dive into the chaos and the drama that is the average Facebook pregnancy group, which are pretty freaking wild.
Friend of the show David Spector and I talk about the events of yesterday. Hey support the show on Patreon will ya?? I have a baby on the way for Christ's sake.
Friend of the show Sean McCarthy (Grubstakers podcast) is back to talk about Mr. Bean and how Allen Dulles's time as director of the CIA shaped America's foreign policy for the rest of the 20th century.
My brother Steve and I discuss trucking, the death of Natalie Wood and The CIA
Scott Chaplain and Brendan Sagalow from the Garbage Days podcast join us to talk about raising a kid that's not yours, the Civil War and we probably talked about circumcision on this episode too.
Ok guys listen I've never been great at hyping myself up. But here's a Patreon episode I unlocked for you where Deb and I argue about food. If you subscribe to the show $5 a month gets you a show every day. Thank you.
Today I am joined by my former roommates Annie Lederman (Borat 2) and Dan St Germain (Comedy Central, Conan). We talk about youth, the early days of comedy, and you get to find out what I threw at Annie one time when we lived together. Trust me it was hilarious.
Shane Torres joins the show today with Tom Thakkar and it's a fun one as we talk about the Citizen app and answer some of your relationship questions.
Tom Thakkar is back and even though he's depressed and miserable we still made a few jokes this week. Tough times out there people. Support the Patreon and holler at me on social media.
Taking it easy this week as me and my wife talk about Thanksgiving and we also have an announcement.
Our guest host Tom Thakkar is back to do some real high brow humor for you guys and then we talk about our stock portfolios. Should you listen to us? Only time will tell.
In this unlocked clip from Patreon My brother Steve and I tell a story about the time my family went to protest a porno store in our town.
Support the show on Patreon where we do a show six days a week!
Folks, we have re-launched the show. New and improved. New everything. We have a very special guest. Hope you enjoy.
What's up guys? The Sitdown is now new and improved. Hope you enjoy the new show.
And please support us on Patreon where you get a show every day! I love you.
-Mike
Here guys since it's on a lot of our minds here's an episode about the election. My friend David Spector and I discuss bad takes on Twitter, Flight 93 and where our country will go from here.
Well friends...didn't have time to research this week because my apartment is infested with mice. But my brother Steve called in to bullshit about pest control, Princess Diana, voting and God. Mostly about how he sucks.
Taking a week off this week, but please enjoy this Patreon episode I did with friend of the show David Spector. We talk about Hunter Biden and the social aspect of being successful.
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Well guys...here we are. Another Columbus Day has come and gone but nothing has changed. More commies are trying to take his statues down and that's pissing off more people's uncles.
On today's episode, we take a look at who Columbus really was and the origins of the holiday and then we speculate on why there's so much drama and tension over something that we think could be easily solved.
Thanks for listening and please support the show on Patreon where we do a 20-minute show every day.
In this episode, I take a look at some of the details and new developments in the murder of Breonna Taylor. Apparently the cops lie sometimes.
On today's episode I am joined by my lawyer friend Lee to discuss scumbag landlords, evictions, and the evils of our modern gig economy and our obsession with "side hustles."
Hey guys. Deb and I are getting married Friday. Wanted to say thank you for the support.
What's up guys? Are you or anyone you know moving to or from NYC? Have me do it! Right now I'm specializing in long-distance jobs and would love to help you out.
Here's a clip of what we're doing on Patreon folks. Five dollars a month, show every day.
On today's episode comedian Hanna Dickinson and I talk about conspiracy theories. Do people have a tendency to connect dots that aren't there, or are we not skeptical enough of those in power? Then we take a look at the death of Princess Diana and review some of the details of the night she died. Is the Queen gonna murder me for this one? I hope so!
Hey I unlocked a Patreon episode for you pay pigs. Support us on Patreon, where you get a show every day.
Apparently a lot of people who work at Amazon want to kill themselves. Deb and I discuss Amazon's working conditions and Jeff Bezos's Instagram.
Not sure why this episode didn't publish this week so I'm publishing again. I sat down with social worker at friend of the show Maria Guido (@sandernista412) to talk about the 1989 murder of Yusuf Hawkins by a mob in Bensonhurst. Maria and I talk about a lot, but mostly why we are embarrassed to be Italian.
Putting this episode out later than I wanted to, but in today's show I remember my friend Michael Brooks.
So many people on the left are losers but Michael was a winner. Michael was intelligent, compassionate, full of integrity and hilarious. I only got to know him for a short time but it was always a joy to work with him and I always thought we'd continue to do so.
I hope you enjoy the episode and continue to access Michael's work, as I believe it will always be important and relevant. I'll do my best to honor his memory by remaining intellectually curious and speaking out against injustice and not taking myself too seriously.
Folks...things in the US are pretty bad right now. So we figured we'd talk about another country. A week after the 25th anniversary of the massacre at Srebrenica, Christian Kaiser and I sit down to have a lighthearted conversation about genocide. Hope you enjoy.
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Deb and I talk about Ghislaine Maxwell's recent arrest, her role in Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile ring and if it's even worth our time talking about this stuff.
Support the show on Patreon. Five dollars a month gets you a show every day. Pretty good deal if you ask me.
I think if you're going to talk about racial justice and white supremacy you have to take a look at U.S. Imperialism. In today's episode, Deb and I talk about the U.S.'s 1983 invasion of Grenada, Maurice Bishop's JEWEL Movement, and try to connect the dots between big business, small Caribbean nations and the oppression of people right here at home.
Thanks for listening. Support the show on Patreon where we do a show six days a week.
Comedian Khalid Rhamaan Zooms in to talk about protests, training your white women on how to talk to the cops, pro-cop propaganda and if we can fix this police brutality problem (which we did not do in an hour)
Comedian Christian Kaiser Zooms in to talk about the secret force of evil in our society: white women.
Just kidding they're not that bad. I mean one of them did call the cops on a guy birdwatching this week, so we talked about that. We also talked about white womens' role in colonialism, slavery and Jim Crow. Hope you enjoy!
You can check out Christian's podcast about the Cohen Brothers here:
https://m.soundcloud.com/christian-kaiser-679850469
And please, if you can swing it, kick the show some money on Patreon where we do a daily show. That's one podcast, six days a week, for $5 a month.
And if you'd prefer a one-time donation my Venmo is Michael-Recine-2. I've run three ads the whole time I've been had this show so please consider coughing up a buck or two. Thanks.
Sean McCarthy calls in to talk about the formulation of the CIA, its involvement in Laos, the backing of the Contras in Iran and the recent coup in Venezuela.
Support me on Patreon where I'm doing a show every single day. Thanks!
Hey guys. I'm doing an episode on Patreon every day, and then when I have to do the regular episode I'm like "Oh shit, I forgot about the regular episode" but here it is. Deb drops in to talk about aggressive animals, annoying online trends and the collapse of America. Hope you enjoy and support the show on Patreon where we do a show every day.
Special guest this week- it's my brother Steve. We discuss Wonderbead Wop Andrew Cuomo, Elizabeth Warren's backstabbing, and the attempt to cover up Joe Biden's raping. So this still is technically an Organized Crime Podcast.
Here's a link to the column we reference:
Thanks for listening!
What's up gang? Since it's had to talk abut anything that's not Covid, Deb and I sat down to just shoot the breeze. We argued about how you can catch a cold, among other things.
If you want to throw me a couple bucks on Patreon, for $5 we do a show every day. Thanks!
Check out what we're doing on Patreon. Five dollars a month, show every day. Hope you enjoy this clip.
Quarantine feels a lot like jail doesn't it, guys? Well in today's episode Dylan and I discuss our jail-surviving strategies.
Support the show on Patreon. Five dollars a month, new show every day.
Also my friend Christian helped us out with research. Lol research but follow him on Twitter @Amemes2anend and on Instagram @kaiseronarolla.
Stay safe out there kids. I have no idea how long this will last, (I'd guess a year) so just don't kiss any old people.
Since freedom-hating cucks everywhere are sheltered in, I figured I'd talk to my friend, social worker and hip hop expert Maria Guido about some of her favorite albums to check out or re-visit.
Follow Maria on twitter at @sandernista412
And don't forget to support the show on Patreon where we are doing a daily podcast. Five dollars a month gets you a premium show six days a week. Or you can Venmo me at Michael-recine-2. Thanks for listening.
Hery gang here's a clip from my Patreon show. Five dollars a month gets you a show every day. That's right baby. Six days a week. Sign up today. Or Venmo me at Michael-recine-2 if you haven't lost your job.
Folks I'm doing a daily show on Patreon now. Five bucks a month gets you a show six days a week. Here's a clip. I can say it because my brother is.
I wanted to do a tournament on who the worst character on Sopranos was, so I called Felix Biederman to ask about how we should judge it, then Sam Morril calls in to fill out the bracket. You guys can probably guess who it is, but we sure had a lot of fun getting there. Also Deb is doing speech therapy in the background in the beginning. Sorry she's so loud, folks.
Thank you to everyone who's supporting us on Patreon where we are releasing a show every day to anyone who pays $5 a month. And if you want to support the show, you can always shoot me a Venmo at Michael-recine-2. Gimme $2. Give me fifty cents. This is all I have!
But seriously thanks so much for your support and I hope you enjoy the episode.
I'm unlocking this episode because I think everyone should hear it. My fiancé's sister-in-law is a pediatric nurse and I interviewed her about what's going on at these hospitals and I'll tell ya what, it it's pretty friggin dark over there, folks.
I know the vast majority of people are taking this seriously, but I also see a bunch of conspiracy dipshits on social media saying that this is a hoax, that this is just like the flu, that they're trying to control us or whatever other horseshit they need to say for attention.
Enjoy the interview, follow Amanda on Instagram (@drama86), tip your grocery store workers, wear a mask and gloves if you must go in public, be safe and keep these people in your thoughts.
What's up gang? If you haven't heard, I'm doing a daily podcast on Patreon while we're all stuck inside. Here's a little clip of Stav from Cum Town talking about life in New York. Check us out. Five dollars a month gets you a daily podcast with some pretty sick guests if I do say so myself.
Also thank you thank you thank you to everyone who Venmo'd me at Michael-Recine-2 since losing my road gigs.
Folks...coronavirus killed 800 people in the U.S. today. What the f am I supposed to do, talk about the mafia??
As this virus takes our friends and loved ones and a family friend is dying of brain cancer, I thought this episode could be all about death. Let's prepare for it. Let's all keep a cool head, but let's be ready for it if it comes. Cuz we all gotta go sometime, baby.
Thanks again for listening to the show. Doing a daily podcast on Patreon. Thanks again.
Hey guys. Here's the deal. My standup gigs were all cancelled and the only source of income I will have for the foreseeable future is this podcast. If you go to Patreon right now and kick me $5, you will get a daily podcast for as long as we are quarantined. This is an incredibly good deal if you want to help me out. And as always my Venmo is Michael-recine-2 if you want to kick me $5 over there. Every bit helps. Thanks to everyone who is already subscribed while I get back on my feet.
-Mike
Well guys it's been a rough week. It'll be fine but here's a low-energy solocast I did just now.
Comedian Jo Firestone. Very funny but doesn't know much about the mafia. We got together to talk about how bringing back the mob if Joe Bide is president, organized crime for millennials, I showed her some Sopranos clips and we talked about Michael and Sonny Franzese (RIP).
The show has no ads so support us on Patreon if you can. Thanks!
Comedian Nimesh Patel (SNL, Joe Rogan Experience) joins us to talk about Modi, Hinduism Bloomberg, and our bet about the 2020 election.
You've probably heard of the Tulsa Race Riots. They happened in 1921 in the Greenwood section of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Calling it a riot is incredibly misleading because what happened was a massacre. An angry mob killed over three hundred people and left about 100,000 black Americans homeless. My friend Joyelle and I barely scratched the surface of what happened, but make no mistake, what happened was a massacre.
Folks...today we have another Black History Month Episode. All my black friends are way to successful and busy, but we had comedian Robert Dean come in to talk about Stop and Frisk, Greg Scarpa's work for the FBI, Magic Johnson, and how to reconcile with this country's history.
Support us on Patreon, social media, and all that. Thank you.
Happy Black History Month, folks. This afternoon I sat down with Alex English. We started the conversation talking about the murder of Chicago Black Panther Party Leader Fred Hampton in 1969, and then we had a great conversation about the links between capitalism and racism, black Christianity, whitey teaching homosexuality to black men, and if it is white men or white women who are more evil.
Check out the 1971 documentary The Murder of Fred Hampton, available on Youtube, and follow Alex on social media.
Folks... if you think this primary has been bad... a few decades ago the Democratic frontrunner had a REALLY rough primary. His name was Bobby Kennedy and he got his fucking shit rocked in a hotel kitchen. Comedian David Spector joins us to talk about The Kennedys' rise to power, conspiracy's around RFK's death and the CIA's mind control programs. We close out the show with some riffs about 9/11 and wonder what our boy Larry Silverstein is up to. Hope you enjoy.
Please support us on Patreon. We don't have ads and we sure as hell don't want to go give those pigs at Casper Mattress any of our airtime. Rot in Hell you fucking grifters!!
Well guys, Mexico is pretty f*cked up right now. In a village in Guerrero where people have been terrorized by local gangs, kids as young as six are being given firearms and trained how to use them, or, according to some, "the cartels will kill them like little chickens." But is giving guns to children a good idea, or just a short-sighted solution to a more complex problem. My friend Eli Sairs and I get to the bottom of this. Then my friend Maria Guido calls in, a social worker who specializes in juvenile justice and early childhood trauma to provide her professional opinion.
Folks...as an animal lover, it's tough to admit that there are people out there who will make sweet Pit Bulls fight each other for money. But there are. Comedian Kerryn Feehan comes on to talk about the negative stigma about pit bulls, the money in dog fighting rings, and if these monsters who make these sweet baby boys and girsl fight should ever be rehabilitated. (Spoiler alert: No lol)
Today on the show, comedian Bassam Shawl joins us to talk about Iran. We talk extrajudicial assassinations, how the U.S. overthrew democratically-elected leader Mohammad Mossadegh in the 1950s, the Islamic Revolution in 1979, Obama's nuclear deal and how our genius president is making moves and playing 4-D chess.
Please support us on Patreon. I do not want to read ads for Blue Apron but I will!
Well guys... I recorded an episode about Iraq this weekend on someone else's Zoom and I went to upload it last night and couldn't find the episode. But Dylan and I banged out something this afternoon. We talk about noodles, getting owned by a Holocaust Survivor, watching your mom tweet about her dating life, and the new Netflix Documentary The Devil Next Door.