The Shallow End

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#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex May 10, 2023

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On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.

Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history!

Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!

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#049: Thanks, Nudists! May 03, 2023

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First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension.

Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart.

Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to.

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#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear Apr 26, 2023

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First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.

But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.

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#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes Apr 19, 2023

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Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.

In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.

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#046: You Had Me At Howdy Apr 12, 2023

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On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.

And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.

So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!

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#045: Fantasies and Felonies Apr 05, 2023

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In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.

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#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers Mar 29, 2023

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In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.

First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.

Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.

Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”

So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

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TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark Mar 22, 2023

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There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.

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TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen Mar 15, 2023

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Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

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TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney Mar 08, 2023

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You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.

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