The Shallow End

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#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy Feb 14, 2024

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Oops! Did I Do That?

Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face.

But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage.

Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity.

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#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes Feb 07, 2024

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Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief.

First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence.

But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme.

Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now!

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#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie Jan 31, 2024

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Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments.

As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG offer their unique insights on why these moments matter. They remind us that it's not about the depth of the water but the depth of the laughter and lessons we find in these Shallow End experiences.

So, grab your floaties and join us as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing blunders, laughing at ourselves and realizing that sometimes, the shallow end is where life's most memorable stories are waiting to be told. Subscribe now; remember, you're not alone in your Shallow End escapades!

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#086: Snack Related Injuries Jan 24, 2024

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Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics.

First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety!

In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism.

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#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog Jan 17, 2024

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In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?

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#084: A Soothing Acid Bath Jan 10, 2024

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#83: Thugs In The Kitchen Jan 03, 2024

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Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity.

First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic.

In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed.

Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt!

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#082: A Discount Hitman Dec 27, 2023

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Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness.

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

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#081: A Horse Attachment Flap Dec 20, 2023

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Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief.

But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!"

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#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod Dec 13, 2023

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Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices.

Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned.

And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions.

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