The Scroll Down

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A Pooposal (Season Finale) Nov 25, 2021

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The season finale! This week’s Main Character is a complaint about millennials from director Ridley Scott and the showdown with LeBron James and Isaiah Stewart. Marcella shares a serendipitous Internet Crush from this week’s American Music Awards and a juicy Spoiler Alert on Love Life (HBOMax). Niccole asks How Did We Get Here? to a man who records his proposal — while his wife poops, and wishes for the art of storytelling to make a comeback. Then, Marcella and Niccole chat about the last 20 episodes, holiday plans, and the future of The Scroll Down.

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Producer: Danielle Jones-Wesley

Sound Engineer/Sound Design: Stepfanie Aguilar

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Photography by Kim Newmoney

Head Inflation by Manuel Abady

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White Girl Weekend Nov 18, 2021

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For this week’s Main Character, Marcella and Niccole talk about Britney Spear’s new freedom and Taylor Swift’s rebellious re-release of her album — kicking off white girl weekend! Marcella shares a Neurosis Nimute online friends who make a million accounts and Niccole highlights the drama that lives in all of these niche communities in How Did We Get Here. Marcella and Niccole agree that Johnathan Majors is hot, and although Paul Rudd was named People magazine's sexiest, they aren't quite sold. Finally, Niccole wants people to think twice before posting crying selfies and Marcella wants people to be more conscious of the stuff they follow in their feeds.

TikTok's about online communities with drama

Mom communities,

Bratz doll community,

Crochet community,

Plus size clothing community,

The only community where there isn’t drama.

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Photography by Kim Newmoney

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Communicate! Stop Lying! Nov 11, 2021

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This week, Marcella and Niccole make communication the Main Character while breaking down sex norms, Chris Pratt's social media, and Astroworld's fatal night. Then Niccole shares a joke from Marcella as the Joke of the Week that will leave you wanting a turkey sandwich and Marcella shares an Internet Crush featuring everyone’s favorite space cowboy Jeff Bezos. Finally, Niccole shares a Change.org petition calling for James Corden not be cast in the new Wicked film.

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Produced by Danielle Jones-Wesley

Audio Engineer/Audio Design - Stepfanie Aguilar

Photography by Kim Newmoney

Head Inflation by Manuel Abady

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A Good Relationship Episode Nov 04, 2021

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This week, Marcella also clears the air about her viral tweets (and trolling). Marcella and Niccole say congrats to Kal Penn for coming out, and Pete Davidson for consistently dating up. Marcella shares a Hella Old from a guy whose date left him after he fell asleep in the movie theatre. Later, Niccole and Marcella share their suspicions that Travis Barker might be taking Kourtney down a heavily traveled romance road -- and it might backfire.

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Photography by Kim Newmoney

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I Do Want To Kink Shame Oct 28, 2021

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Niccole and Marcella discuss the fatal shooting on the set of “Rust” and compare the film’s set walk-offs to the current concerns of IATSE. Marcella shares an INTERNET CRUSH that gets Niccole hot and bothered, and a HOW DID WE GET HERE on KJ Apa’s affinity for breast milk — which seems right but isn’t okay. Lastly, Marcella and Niccole analyze HBO's documentary series, "What Happened, Brittany Murphy?" for this week's SPOILER ALERT.

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Photography by Kim Newmoney

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A Disick-ness Oct 21, 2021

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This week’s Main Character is the #Kravis engagement! Niccole and Marcella dissect Scott Disick's messy reactions to Kourtney's relationship and how they point to a bigger Disick-ness. During Neurosis Nimute, Marcella talks about the drawn-out captions under Instagram posts and how she only accepts compliments from people who love themselves. Red flag memes are the Joke of the Week. Then, a WTF News segment about a terrible mother who burns her son's Pokemon cards as punishment for not eating lunch.

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Photography by Kim Newmoney

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Music from Epidemic Sound

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Chicago and Bar Fights Oct 14, 2021

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Marcella and Niccole are back! This week’s Main Character is *comedy* as they delve into Dave Chappelle’s newest comedy special and Kim Kardashian West on SNL. Then, a Neurosis Nimute about the weirdos who stalk you online. Finally, Marcella shares her Internet Crush, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and Niccole educates us all on "soaking" and "hump jumping" and what the BYU Virginity Club has to say about it.

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A Good Old Fashioned Robbing feat. Sasha Merci Oct 07, 2021

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This week, Marcella welcomes guest-host Sasha Merci @sashamerci (LIKE, SHARE, DIMELO, De Lo Mio) as she fills in for Niccole. Marcella and Sasha discuss the pitfalls of social media and Facebook's whistleblower. Marcella dissects a viral tweet thread about a writer who extensively lied about her military career to become a tv-writer. Then, Marcella and Sasha question Ellen Pompeo for bragging about being a jerk to Denzel Washington all before they dive deep into why viewers want to see more shows like Squid Game.

****WARNING SQUID GAME SPOILER ALERT*****

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What About The Numbers Though Sep 30, 2021

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This week’s Main Character is the new cast of the Mario movie -- and its outrage. Marcella and Niccole talk about the seemingly impending IATSE strike and share their support for a better quality of life for everyone. Marcella shares a Neurosis Nimute over a video where rapper Q-Tip says he had trouble signing a young Megan Thee Stallion — due to her social media numbers. Then, Niccole and Marcella gush over Internet Crushes, Lee Pace and Rihanna.

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Let People Change Their Minds Sep 23, 2021

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Marcella talks about performing at the Life is Beautiful Festival and explains why #EmmysSoWhite doesn't sit well with her. Niccole gives a *spicy take* on Canadian humor and breaks down why everyone needs to leave John Mulaney and Jeannie Mai alone for changing their minds on kids. Then, Marcella and Niccole say pumpkin spice flavored things and candy corn are cool -- but you can keep the memes about them.

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Thanks to guest sound engineer, Daniel Ramos

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Photography by Kim Newmoney

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