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SCP Tales, Episode 5 - "Ethics Committee Orientation" Dec 05, 2019

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An SCP Tale by Voct: www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Ethics Committee member was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits: "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ethics-committee-orientation Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us Dec 02, 2019

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This episode was requested by Patreon patron Robbie Curry. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4999 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-4999 has had minor edits by the author since this episode was recorded. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4999 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-055 - [unknown] Nov 22, 2019

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY qntm AND CptBellman: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bartholomew Hughes was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of the survey team member was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-055 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com ...what was I saying?

SCP-054 - Water Nymph Nov 19, 2019

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY SimpleCadence): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-054 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-054 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-053 - Young Girl Nov 15, 2019

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Content Warning: Heavily implied violence against a child. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-053 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-053 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-052 - Time-Traveling Train Nov 12, 2019

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-052 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-052 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Memorandum-02 Nov 08, 2019

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A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We are now streaming on Spotify and Stitcher. 2. Investigations into disappearances of SCP-005 and -029 are ongoing. 3a. - Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase 3b. - A clip from our patron-exclusive SCP-049-J episode. 3c. - Special thanks to new patrons Andrew M, Martin Taylor, Raymond Duke, Robert Curry, Stephanie Martin, and Toby Crow. ---- SCP-049-J clip information: SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.com/scp-049-j The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-02 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-051 - Japanese Obstetrical Model Nov 06, 2019

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Content Warning: miscarriage, obstetrical body horror ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY mari_who: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-051 www.scp-wiki.net/interview-051-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the interviewer was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. David Ehrenfeld was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "OxygenTank S08ER.365.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "squeaky valve.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-051 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere Oct 31, 2019

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983 Cold open is "Mr. Parker", an SCP Tale by Erazm: www.scp-wiki.net/mr-parker License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the agent was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Barclay was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1983 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-050 - To The Cleverest Oct 28, 2019

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY TheDuckman AND VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050 www.scp-wiki.net/document-050 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- Relevant SCP Definitions: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705 SCP-705 is 5 ounces of sentient, “self-molding” Play-Doh™. It is incredibly violent and militaristic, often molding itself into minuscule armies armed with fully functional——though completely harmless——automatic weaponry. Any mundane modeling compound of a similar color to SCP-705 which comes into contact with it will take on its anomalous properties and join forces with it. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231 SCP-231 is known to Foundation personnel as requiring in its containment procedures morally repugnant and psychologically traumatizing acts. Personnel leaving the SCP-231 project are always offered amnestics to forget the experience. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173 is an animate sculpture which can move only when not in direct line of sight. It is extremely hostile and will attack by snapping the neck or by strangulation if line of sight is broken. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447 SCP-447 is a green, spongy sphere which constantly excretes a viscous greenish slime. This slime has a variety of useful properties, but it must not, under any circumstances, come into contact with a dead body. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732 SCP-732 is a force or entity which corrupts electronic information, first discovered scrambling Foundation records into its own self-insert fan-fiction ramblings. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-637 SCP-637 is a psychic organism described as a black cat, which subsists in the mind of SCP-637-2, an elderly woman named Margie. It is capable of residing for several minutes as a drawn item on paper, and will then take up residence in the mind of any sapient organism who views it. Though Margie shows affection for SCP-637, it appears to cause great distress to any other mind that hosts it. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Project Director Jones was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of SCP-732 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-050 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

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