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SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal May 18, 2020

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-082 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus May 06, 2020

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Gilded Orchid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-081 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-081 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Quaran-tainment, Episode 4 - "Doors" Apr 29, 2020

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"Doors" is a creepypasta credited to aCJohnson [CC BY-SA 3.0] https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Doors This episode was requested by Patreon patron Lucas Edwards. In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Janice was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dad was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Murderer was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Music Credits "Family Together" by Borrtex [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Night Creeper" by Helenica [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] ---- Sound Credits "Backgound high pitch sound in Explosion.aiff" by harpoyume of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "horror_zone02.mp3" by Taira Komori of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Zoo Nature Documentary (T.V.).aiff" by jacobthiesen of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/doors Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-080 - Dark Form Apr 27, 2020

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Ryebox: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-080 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-080-2 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-080-1 was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of D-080-2 was provided by Spera Crinis. The voices of the Personnel were provided by Martin Taylor and Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "pneumatic_door.mp3” by primeval_polypod of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Scuffly Shoes on Wood 2.wav" by Project_Trident of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Stand Up 2.wav" by CUDenverSound of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-080 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Quaran-tainment, Episode 3 - "A Vulcan Adopts a Cat" Apr 22, 2020

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"A Vulcan Adopts a Cat" by Azzandra and bartfargo. [1st half: Copyright ©2019 by Azzandra. Used with Permission.] [2nd half: Copyright ©2019 by bartfargo. Used with Permission.] For more works by Azzandra, visit azzandra.tumblr.com and archiveofourown.org/users/Azzandra For more of bartfargo, visit bartfargo.tumblr.com In the Quaran-tainment series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of T'Pen was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Shelter Employee 1 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Shelter Employee 2 was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of Vulcan Coworker was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Human Coworker was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Vulcan Commander was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits “restaurant room tone.mp3" by pbrproductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/a-vulcan-adopts-a-cat Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

OoC-01 Apr 20, 2020

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An Out-of-Character Announcement: Following a health scare related to my anxiety, I've decided that our release schedule will need to relax in order to give me time to breathe. Starting immediately: --No more than two episodes per week, one of which will be an installment of the Quaran-tainment series. BUT --The Quaran-tainment series will end in a few weeks. --Single-episode weeks will be more common. --The run-up to bigger episodes (like 087, 093, and 096) will likely require that no episode is uploaded the week before. --I failed to mention in the recording, but Patreon-exclusive content (Joke episodes and outtakes) will probably need to count toward the 2/week maximum, Those generally only account for one episode per month, however, occasionally two. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-01 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Quaran-tainment, Episode 2 - "The Thing Under the Fridge" Apr 15, 2020

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"The Thing Under the Fridge" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2019 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (Intro/lead-in by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Thing was provided by Lee Daniel. Introduced by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Kitchen room tone.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Living room ambience with TV.wav" by Annerie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 1.wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 2wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-thing-under-the-fridge Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear Apr 13, 2020

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This episode was requested by Patreon patron Toby Crow. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MaliceAforethought: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1313 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1313 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-079 - Old AI Apr 10, 2020

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-079 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-079, Perfect Paul, was provided by ACAT (Assistive Context Aware Toolkit). ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-079 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Quaran-tainment, Episode 1 - "A Guide to Working the Night Shift" Apr 08, 2020

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"A Guide to Working the Night Shift" by DomainX [Copyright ©2019 by DomainX. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, visit www.reddit.com/user/DomainX/ In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “horror ambience LONG 190624_0042.ogg" by klankbeeld of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/a-guide-to-working-the-night-shift Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

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