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OoC-04 (Memorandum-08) Nov 22, 2022

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An Out-of-Character Announcement: - We've gotten through all of the two-digit SCPs! Now we'll be doing a few of the early SCP-001 Proposals, which will go out over a few weeks in December. We'll return to the 001s after every 100 episodes of the Main Series. - After that, we'll be taking a couple months to plan/regroup/address the ever-growing pile of admin before we come back in March 2023 with SCP-100. - If you don't want to go without a new episode during the break, you can always go to Patreon (link below) and pledge to gain access to our catalog of 38 Joke episodes, several batches of outtakes, and other stuff. Follow the link for more info. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aatoskari, Andrew Anastacio, Andrew Westerman, Anna, Breanna, Brenden Shields, CDRJ, Chaotic Monk, Chelsea Stanley, claire, Cmoparw, CommanderCS, Dagen, ~Diamond~, Eearslya Sleiarion, EquinoxRising, Feather, Gabriel Lopez, GardenProphet, Gary Cole, Grimm, Idran, James Gabbard, Jay Andres, John Hupla, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Joshua Dale, Jude McKenna, Justin Lee, Kameron with a K, Kapro, Kaynamoo, Kaz, Kevin Johnson, Kieran Luke Miller, Kilk, King, Libby McGahee, locusdesperatus, Lukas Simler, Mari Furucho, Mauricio Ruiz-Cortes, Michael Y, Nicholas Mendoza, NineZeroNine, Patrick Williams Jr., peter permanian, Psionicon, Rebecca Strout Letourneau, Ryan Frazier, Scorn on the Cob, Simon Smyth, SirFoxx, Sir Ocelot, STFUDONNY NPC, Timothy Gallagher, Tobias Jackson, Tomek Kaminski, Violence Zack, Wingsofameme, and Yamtaggler. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-04-memorandum-08 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-099 - The Portrait Nov 17, 2022

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Sorts): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-099 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-099 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-2523 - Goblin Market Oct 31, 2022

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sirpudding: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2523 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Rossetti was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the SCP-2523-1 entity was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2523 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-098 - Surgeon Crabs Oct 27, 2022

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-098 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-098 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN Oct 21, 2022

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Content Warnings: Body horror, car accident, cancer, childbirth, death, gore, torture, and violence; in addition to force-feeding, non-human birth, oral violation (non-sexual), physical restraint, skinning, stomach rupture, mutation, and Margaret Thatcher. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-2030-1 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voices of the studio audience were provided by Patreon patrons Adam Cooper, Breanna, claire, Fly Purgatorio, JonEvan Pomeroy, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Patrick Williams, ThatBlazinInferno, and That one crazy dude, with assistance from Breck Wilhite, Brittany Carlton, Ch0c0lateLuna, Darius Lewis, and PseudoSamurai. Thank you all! ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd_Laughing_ODY-1379-012.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "CrowdIntLaughter.BBC.ECD7a.wav" by BBC / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_04.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "small_audience_laughter_21.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2030 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-097 - Old Fairgrounds Oct 14, 2022

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Content Warnings: Mention of extreme violence against and murder of children by supernatural forces. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-097 www.scp-wiki.net/event-log-scp-097 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-097 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy" Sep 30, 2022

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn Deshchidn. The voice of Capt. █████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-9031 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Control Booth Operator was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the Technician was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Security Team Captain was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of ER-A was provided by Edward Zimbelman. The voice of Dr. Oleksei was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of the MTF-T-1 operative was provided Martin Taylor. The voice of Big Brother was provided by Brittany Carlton. The Unknown Voice over loudspeaker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Maj. Jack Wilford was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of CMSgt. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Reporter was provided by Angela Gimlin. The voice of the MTF-E-1 operative was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of the Junior Researcher was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-096 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-096 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Memorandum-07 Aug 11, 2022

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1. I've seen people on Reddit complaining that we've starting going out of order. We have not. We've simply had to put more time in between Main Series episodes because 087, 093, and 096 are so close together and HUGE, and we used the lead up to those as an opportunity to fulfill episode requests from patrons. We always return to where we left off. 2. Work on SCP-096 is in full swing. We'll need to take extra time to work on it, and so there may be a few weeks of no new episodes. However, 096 won't take NEARLY as much time to complete as 093. "SCP-096 - The 'Shy Guy'" will be released in September of this year. 3. Beginning with SCP-096, we will begin adding an outro to the end of every episode with credits, social media stuff, and a mention of the Patreon in hopes of increasing patronage and listener interaction. We will keep this as short as possible so as to not disrupt the flow of the podcast any more than is necessary. We don't -- and don't plan to -- include ads or regular cross-promotion on the Database, but growing the Patreon has been far too slow and we rely on it far too much for us to continue to promote it as little as we have been. I hope this is a change everyone can embrace, or at least get used to. We've had reviews specifically citing out lack of ads and Patreon-pushing as a plus, but to be frank, I'd like to see them try running this kind of podcast without doing everything they can to keep it funded. It's, frankly, about time we did more. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aikenova, Alex Yiap, Amelia Brownstein, BloodyRoses2, Brys Chiasson, Caden Supple, Chelsea Robinson, Chitoo120, CommanderAFurry, CrsedInferno, Dalunamastero, Denox the Shork, DetectivBananas, Garion Pankievich, Irokutara, John Paine, JonEvan Pomeroy, Kay MacKenzie, Luke Shackelford, Matthew Vanderwolf, Michael Loster, Montanam802, Nick Mita, Qc Lion, Rj Reid, Salty Buckets, Silvy, spikefire, The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, Tim Radeck, Tony O, Trinity, Truls Hagman, and Vizman-7. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-07 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-1733 - Season Opener Jul 28, 2022

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This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ThatBlazinInferno. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY bbaztek: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1733 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

SCP-095 - The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun Jul 21, 2022

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wildt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-095 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

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