The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Episode 23: Cowabunga! May 04, 2015

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It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.

Episode 22: Four Loko's Last Hurrah May 04, 2015

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We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!

Episode 21: The Lord's Haunting May 04, 2015

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Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either that or Ben is having tiny strokes. We’ve also got skydiving dog soldiers, scrotal hyperthermia, and more musings on these hoes today by Kevin on this, the 21st episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

Episode 20: Hey Pussyneck May 04, 2015

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Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down the street while overweight will prompt people to throw full bags of food at you. Multiple testimonies prove it. Tune in til the end to hear not only a wonderful little segment from Holden which I have named “I Love You” but also a very one-sided arm-wrestling match with expert commentary from Ben.

Episode 19: The Great Grave-Robbing Bears of Russia May 04, 2015

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On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah! There’s also a very spoooky Chuckle Hut this week as we welcome back Chuckle Hut Member #1, Henry Zebrowski, and John Moreno from Murderfist. It doesn’t sound spooky. But it totally is.

Episode 18: Number One Fan May 04, 2015

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This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.

Episode 17: Miss Kentucky Latina May 04, 2015

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The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.

Episode 16: Boys Will Be Boys May 04, 2015

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That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.

Episode 15: Mama Kathleen May 04, 2015

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Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”

Episode 14: The Thing That Should Not Be May 04, 2015

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Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.

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