The Ron and Brian Podcast

Death to Peanut Nov 03, 2024

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing hate crime charges for pepper spraying her Uber driver, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week! Election Day is this week, and conspiracy theories are at play, which leads to a discussion of literacy in America.

Ejaculating Dolphins Oct 27, 2024

This week, we've got sex-starved dolphins, a pending pardon for the Menendez brothers, and Rudy Giuliani is losing most of his stuff! A woman went overboard for Taylor Swift, a Kentucky politician drove his tractor into a pool, and a teenage Walmart employee was killed in a tragic workplace accident. Brian attended the NY Liberty parade, we have a follow up on the Ravens fan who went looking for a fight, and we tell you what we're watching! In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" segment, we have a teacher, a baseball coach, a principal, and a church leader all behaving badly, but still no drag queens.

Back In The New York Yankees Groove Oct 20, 2024

The Yankees are back in the World Series, and Ron & Brian are here for it! A teacher and a cop moonlighted as pimps, a TikTokker was confused by the Greek flag, and Trump used a McDonald's for a photo op. A school bus driver let a 7-year-old drive, a Christian school staffer paid students to film porn, and a correction officer groomed an inmate! A farewell card led to a lawsuit, robot vacuums are being hacked, and should tuna be allowed on a plane? We lost Liam Payne and a Hamas leader (not in the same incident), a Ravens fan behaved badly, and the WNBA is set to lose $40 million!

Rock You Like A Hurricane Oct 13, 2024

Hurricanes are so hot right now! We discuss the impact of Helene and Milton, and talk about a Tennessee factory that may have put profits ahead of its employees' lives. A man is going to prison for cloning a super-sheep, sex offenders in Missouri no longer need to put out "No Candy" signs at Halloween, and we discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter! A woman was eaten by a shark while on vacation in Thailand, a mayor in Mexico lost his head 6 days into his term, and a doctor tried to kill his mom's partner. 60 Minutes trolled Donald Trump, Elon Musk licked Trump's boots, and we try to figure out what Joker 2 is all about! We have more teachers behaving badly with students, a Minnesota mom abusing multiple young boys, and Brian is once again heading abroad!

Piss Bandit Oct 06, 2024

Some artists work with paint, some with clay - this week we talk about a brave soul who uses human urine to speak about society. A Kensington boy found out you shouldn't bring a toy gun to a real gun party, a Trump supporter paid $4K to break a Taylor Swift guitar, and there was a fake Crumbl Cookies pop-up in Australia! We've got stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problems and F Around And Find Out, we talk about what we're watching, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. We saw Dave Hill at the Soho Playhouse, we discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, and Brian is still sick!

Suicide Pods Sep 29, 2024

A US woman uses a machine to help unalive herself, a woman gets arrested trying to sneak her kids into Disney, and a woman was concerned about her sweaty son, who was hiding a dying woman in his RV! We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, discuss what we're watching, and we've got another amazing story from Ron's local Facebook page. Brian has questions about Hezbollah and Hurricane Helene, Ryan Routh's son has some legal problems of his own, and we talk about our trip to AEW Grand Slam!

Exploding Pagers and Facebook Anger Sep 22, 2024

We're fascinated by this week's exploding pager story and give you the full breakdown! P. Diddy was arrested, Mark Robinson's disturbing comment history came to light, and Mike Lindell was more disturbing that usual. A Florida sheriff accidentally killed his girlfriend, a Kentucky sheriff purposely killed a judge, and hot weather killed a man running in a Disney marathon! A Georgia woman died as a result of the state's abortion ban, we give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and Ron shares an argument from his local Facebook page.

They're Dining On Dogs & Cats Sep 15, 2024

It's been quite the week in politics, between the Presidential Debate and someone else trying to take a shot at Trump. The Haitians allegedly are eating pets and you can't sent Jimmy to school without fear of him being operated on! Dave Grohl had an affair and fathered a child, a Colorado city councilman shot a teen trying to take photos, and a State Senator injured her chief of staff during forced sex acts. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, an Arizona couple spent a lot of money trying to get back into an exclusive Disney club, and a man is wanted for lewd behavior in New Jersey!

Chase Glitches & Sexy Bitches Sep 08, 2024

People took advantage of a Chase ATM glitch, which actually ended up being a federal crime! A Florida doctor killed a patient by removing the wrong organ and a Florida State fan made a really bad wager on their football team. A man is pooping on porches in Louisville, a Wells Fargo employee died at her desk and wasn't found for almost half a week, and Ilona Maher is on the cover of the SI swimsuit edition! Animal sacrifices are up in Queens, a fat cat from Russia made the news, and we discuss the fake Kamala Harris-Philadelphia Eagles ads. A Philly couple decided to drive their car into the river (but make it sexy), NFL Locks of the Week are back, and we tell you what we're watching!

Unlimited Riblets and Entertainment Aug 26, 2024

A woman went to jail for breaking the Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat code, a man had an unwelcome encounter with a snake on the toilet, and a man was kicked off of a plane for a bloody scalp! We have follow up stories on the brother jailed in Dubai and Disney trying to get a wrongful death case thrown out, we discuss Ron's visit to NYC this past weekend, and we've got film reviews for Hollywood Shuffle and Longlegs. George Santos pled guilty, a gay couple got beat up at Shake Shack, a judge had sex with his baliffs, and Ron saw the boss!

Cobra (Not Kai) Aug 18, 2024

We review the masterpiece that is the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film, "Cobra"! A Florida doctor got in trouble for not wearing hearing aids during a colonoscopy, Disney is trying to use their streaming service to get out of a wrongful death case, and a nuclear sub captain filmed a porno on his sub. A man tried to give a 4-month-old gasoline to drink, a couple killed a 6-year-old, and a Tennessee couple locked an autistic child in a trunk. We mourn the loss of Jack Russell, a woman got jail time for stealing chicken wings, and we applaud a woman with no arms that can now drive!

Get In The Cage Aug 11, 2024

A discussion of a weekend at Ron's and a viewing of Con Air leads to talk of Nicolas Cage's filmography and 80s/90s movies! We recap the 2024 Summer Olympics, we have a follow up on the woman chained to a tree in India, and we talk about our worst work email experiences. Astronauts are stuck in space, Nassau County banned masks, and a Mississippi lawyer gave us an all-time mugshot! We also talk about the dangers of dancing on rooftops and getting your luggage at the airport.

Scammed In Dubai Aug 04, 2024

Two brothers are trapped in Dubai after making some questionable partying choices. We talk about a 340 lb. woman who killed her foster son, an American woman that ended up tied to a tree in India, and we say goodbye to a Hamas leader! The Olympics are never-ending, and we have stories about the disgusting Seine, a boxer being misgendered, Flavor Flav's generosity, and a British rugby player being a tad bit racist. There's a lot of public masturbation in NYC, a NJ man got arrested for being too high on a flight, and we reminisce on our days eating at Denny's.

Olympic Fever Jul 28, 2024

We're all about the Paris Olympics, including the controversy over the opening ceremony, TikTok sweetheart Ilona Maher, and a judo competitor that got a dose of karma! A NJ man killed a seagull for stealing fries, a Philly woman shot a baby, and a pedophile shot himself. There was another unjustified police shooting in Illinois, an elderly man is missing due to the CrowdStrike outage, and teens want broccoli cuts for some reason! We've got a question for Dr. Ron, a man survived a coma just to be hit by a car, and a gas station employee tried to steal a million dollar ticket!

Bye Bye Biden Jul 21, 2024

We thought we were done talking politics, but then Joe Biden had to announce he was dropping out of the race! The Trump shooting was so last week, but we look at the RNC, complete with fake ear bandages and Matt Gaetz' disturbing new face. Costco food buckets are on sale, the KC Royals are rolling out an apocalyptic taco, and the Apex Stegosaurus auction proved that some people have too much money! Ingrid Andress sang so bad it put her in rehab, a Brazilian Instagram influencer is going to jail for human trafficking, and we've got a couple of fatal hotel stories. We also give you an Ask Brian and What Are You Watching!

Head Shots & Leg Shots Jul 14, 2024

Someone tried to end the election early in PA, a man was VERY inappropriate in a Philly Dollar Tree, and a FL woman sparked a riot at a skating rink. Alec Baldwin's case got thrown out, Mike Gundy defended a DUI, and Brendan DuBois showed how not to hide that you have child porn! We discuss a list of wedding rules, Sketch's OnlyFans past came to light, and Americans can now buy ammo from a vending machine. There was a number of passing this week, so we review Celebrity Obits and see how they affected the Death Pool standings!

Who Pooped In Gwyneth's Bed? Jul 07, 2024

We explore the mystery of the poop in Gwyneth Paltrow's guest bedroom, a grad student was burned in an unfortunate place by his hair removal cream, and Joe Biden faced more calls to drop out of the race. We tell you what we're watching, Target won't be accepting personal checks anymore, and a man made a fatal mistake on July 4th! Lyft is getting sued for a driver exposing himself, Susan Smith thinks she's getting paroled later this year, and we've got another edition of Ask Ron!

Let's Go Brandon Jun 30, 2024

We discuss this week's Presidential Debate and the pending collapse of our country. A woman called the cops to get out of a first date, a student was caught defrauding Lehigh University, and the Kyle Filipowski draft saga once again proved the power of the internet! Oklahoma and Louisiana put religion over education despite being amongst the worst in the country, the World's Tallest Dog passed away, and the World's Tallest Model went to court. We talk about a problematic professor, NY and Philly sports, and The Bear!

Hawk Tuah Jun 23, 2024

The Hawk Tuah girl was everywhere this week, so we put a little bit of our twist on that thang! There's a new security camera complete with paintball gun, a Philly Little League in disarray, and Chuck Schumer tries to make us believe he knows how to grill. A woman's nasty pillow breeds internet outrage, we review the price of beer at the NFL stadiums, and we've got Celebrity Obits! We also give you a breakdown on what we're watching!

Glizzy Gladiator Jun 16, 2024

Joey Chestnut is out of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, but has a big money showdown with Kobayashi on Netflix! A server lost her job for filming a man on a strange date, a political candidate in Texas got caught being racist towards himself, and a California woman was killed by a black bear with a grudge. Lilly Gaddis got rejected by the left and the right, there's another dumb TikTok challenge, and we have a follow up on the creepy Oregon dad that drugged his daughter's friends at a sleepover! We also sent out 40th birthday wishes to everyone's favorite moderator, Marty!

Great Chefs & Bondage Bunnies Jun 09, 2024

Ron & Brian give a recap of the charity event they attended over the weekend, a PA crossing guard was arrested for giving drugs to middle schoolers, and a NJ trooper was fired for a problematic neck tattoo. A remote tribe in the Amazon did exactly what you thought they might do when they got the internet, an NFL player is being sued for revenge porn, and some Texas professors are trying to be the worst people in the state! An MLB player was banned for betting (poorly) on baseball, a NJ high school yearbook had a potentially anti-Semitic omission, and an Orlando hotel had inflatable bondage animals! We follow up on the story of the Michigan man with license problems, and a Mississippi trooper lost her job for sharing sex videos.

Whitey McIvoryTower Jun 02, 2024

Brian gets a new nickname, Trump is officially a felon, and we discuss what we're watching! Nicki Minaj live-streamed her arrest, a man went viral for driving with a suspended license, and another billionaire wants to recreate the Titanic. A Kentucky family shared their vacation info on Facebook, and you can guess what happened next! North Korea made use of trash balloons, a drag queen won a defamation suit against a blogger, and a San Diego cop made some bad decisions with a woman he had detained. We follow up on the Robert Pickton story, a man failed a steakhouse challenge, and so much more!

It's Here...Hot Podcaster Summer May 26, 2024

We celebrate the start of another Hot Podcaster Summer with a red-hot episode! We discuss disappointing pizza, poor air quality, and what we're watching. We've got a couple of stories from Ohio where a mother killed her child with Mountain Dew and a sex worker exposed hundreds of clients to HIV! A serial killer was attacked in prison, our testicles have so much plastic in them, a teen burned a family to death looking for a stolen iPhone, and a poultry farm was caught using child labor for the second time. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem brings stories of three teachers and a former Red Sox player being inappropriate with children.

Domestic Beefs & Current Events May 19, 2024

Our Beef of the Week segment leads to a discussion about the home dynamics of both Ron and Brian! Sex workers have a new bill of rights in Belgium, The Mirage will soon be...well, a mirage, and the KC Chiefs kicker was all people were talking about this week. The Duck Sauce Killer's wife went on trial, two men decided to have a machete fight, and Ron takes on the NY Times Current Events Quiz!

BBL Drizzy May 12, 2024

We try to understand the beef between Drake and Kendrick while listening to the earworm known as BBL Drizzy. Howard U. graduation got shut down, people want pickles in their Dr. Pepper, and we give you an NHL parlay that can't be beat! The livestream portal between NYC and Dublin is going exactly how you thought it might, a bodega worker stabbing a man to death and Brian is here for it, and two California students won a lawsuit after they were accused of wearing blackface. A NJ school board president faces a civil sex abuse lawsuit, a new member of the Asplundh family was shamed for bullying a woman for her Instagram handle, and we have the latest installment of But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

The Roast of The Roast of Tom Brady May 06, 2024

We go deep into what we've been watching, including The Roast of Tom Brady, Unfrosted, Katt Williams, and more! Ron discusses his trip to the Finger Lakes, Brian argues for population control via bounce house, and a teacher made out with a 5th grader. A second Boeing whistleblower died, a grandfather killed himself with his own car during a fight over a parking spot, and an aspiring doctor suffered brain damage thanks to his friends. All this along with drinks, beefs, and Kristi Noem!

Ron's Cup Runneth Over Apr 28, 2024

Ron's quest for hydration has Brian filled with rage for most of the episode! We talk about how to get arrested in Turks & Caicos, a NYC man with inconsiderate friends, and a Texas kid who killed a man and almost got away with it. We discuss the new book "The White Bonus", the recent college campus protests, and Tennessee allowed gun in their classroom! A tattooed job applicant got torn apart on TikTok, Spirit Airlines was dirtier than usual, and can we get a friggin' robot dog with a flamethrower on it's head?

The Tortured Podcasters Department Apr 21, 2024

We celebrate our 300th episode and receive accolades from The Brooklyn Brawler and Eddie Deezen! Taylor Swift dropped a double album and we give you our review, we break down Caitlin Clark's salary, and we discuss Phish and the Las Vegas Sphere. A man set himself on fire outside the Trump trial, a woman tried to get a dead man to co-sign a loan, and we have stories of a couple of teachers being inappropriate with students. All of this and we also tell you what we're watching!

Sponsored by Donghua Jinlong Food Grade Glycine Apr 14, 2024

A man sued 50 women for being called a bad date on Facebook, NYC restaurants and replacing employees with Zoom, and a WFH employee was fired for, well, not working. It's almost tax day and we review where your taxes or going, we play Lawrence O'Donnell's takedown of Donald Trump, and Ethan Crumbley's parents were sentenced! John Wayne Bobbitt lost more body parts, the eclipse caused some irrational behavior, and The Vessel at Hudson Yards is re-opening. We also review Celebrity Obits for the week, which results in a way-too-long conversation about OJ!

WrestleMania Recap Apr 08, 2024

Brian is back in the States and it's time for a new episode! We survived the Great Earthquake of 2024, but will we survive the bird flu? A Florida man f'd around and found out, a PA man had a vasectomy at a very inconvenient time, and we have a horrible story about an Iowa man and stolen identity. Brian tells us about his overseas trip, we talk about what we're watching, and we vent about people making national news for missing a boat!

St. Patrick's Day Special Mar 17, 2024

It's St. Patrick's Day and the boys are bringing the appropriate beverages for Drink of the Week! Japan is on the lookout for a chemical cat, a Detroit man really enjoyed the new Kristen Stewart movie, and we get an uncomfortable amount of details about Brian's recent colonoscopy. Kate Middleton is missing, Ron shares a local Facebook post, and where is the world is Brian heading to?!?

Crotch Scorpions & Troubled Teens Mar 10, 2024

We review the new Netflix docuseries, The Program, discuss the State of the Union, and talk about a man who had an unfortunate encounter with a scorpion in a Las Vegas Hotel! A man got in trouble for sharing national secrets on a dating site, a Florida sheriff accidentally posted pics of a dead girl to Instagram, and Donald Trump AI photos were so hot this week. We talk about the Rust shooting verdict, two former GOP candidates charged with murder, and Chiefs fans having fingers and toes removed from going to a football game! A Florida man made a bomb joke at an airport as a way of flirting and we bring you more stories showing you that drag queens really aren't the problem.

The Octopus Murders Mar 03, 2024

Ron & Brian go down the rabbit hole that is American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders on Netflix. A mom lost her disability payment for throwing a tree, a man set himself on fire, and we discuss what we've been watching! A GOP candidate in Massachusetts is a Nazi, while a GOP candidate in Missouri wants you to know that he's only a casual KKK member. Wendy's announced surge pricing, the CEO of Kellogg's thinks your budget problems can be solved by having breakfast for dinner, and But The Drag Queens reveals more non-drag queens doing horrible things to children! All this and Celebrity Obits as well!

Gamblers Unanonymous Feb 25, 2024

Alabama feels that embryos are people, cops treated another citizen like their personal shooting gallery, and a trans muslim inmate is suing her prison chaplain. Mr. Pillow has to pay a multi-million dollar judgement, a man found out why owning an illegal exotic pet was a bad idea, and we discuss the new MLB uniforms! In But The Drag Queens are the problem, we have priests, first responders, a YouTuber, and a bowler that assaulted children, but still no drag queens! A couple moved from Canada to Russia and found out that was a bad idea, an AirBnB host played dirty and got sued, and Brian might have a slight gambling addiction.

The Champ Is Dead; Long Live The Champ Feb 18, 2024

Ron addresses his adoring followers in his first show after getting back the coveted 51% Ownership Championship Belt. Diseases are so hot right now - we've got stories about bubonic plague, Alaskapox, and Disease X! An Aussie mom tried a unique method of potty training, a Kansas City woman made a fatal mistake when putting her infant down for a nap, and a couple involved in a tragic gender reveal gets sentenced. A woman was catfished into killing her friend, Rachel Dolezal is back in the news, and we've got deputies in Florida and Tennessee that did some dumb things! We've got a follow up on a professor who loves the outdoors way too much, and we talk about what we're watching!

The Super Bowl Bet Feb 11, 2024

A man who spent years building an Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks might not have a world record, a Texas attorney gets sentenced for giving his wife abortion pills, and we have a follow up on the trans woman suing her ex for throwing away her testicles! The World Cup comes to New Jersey in 2026, Ron talks about the one time he went to the Meadowlands, and this week's Celebrity Obits have shaken up the standings in our Death Pool. In sports, the Waste Management Open got out of control, but all anyone cares about is the Super Bowl! Brian makes the all-important pick to determine who will be champion of the podcast in the coming year!

The Great Debate Feb 04, 2024

The long awaited championship debate is here! Moderated by friend of the podcast, Marty, the boys go head-to-head as to why they should have 51% ownership of the podcast. Who won the debate? Listen and decide!

Frozen Chiefs and Debate Beefs Jan 28, 2024

We're just one week away from our great debate, and tempers are flaring! A couple created a crypto con for Jesus, Zyn is so hot right now, and people want to have sex with a popcorn bucket. Some KC Chiefs fans froze to death in a backyard, Ben Shapiro dropped some bars, and Samantha Fox got arrested on a plane! We discuss what temperature a burger should be cooked to, read some celebrity obits, and talk football in preparation for the Super Bowl.

Everyone Poops (Except Brian) Jan 21, 2024

Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race, the trials and tribulations of Trump continue, and someone tried to trade drugs for some B-Dub friend pickles. Three Washington cops got paid to leave their jobs, a man ran away from an accident that killed his daughter, and Ron faces a current events quiz! We talk about what we're watching and somehow spend an uncomfortable amount of time talking about Brian's colon.

Crime and Punishment Jan 14, 2024

We visit the Ron & Brian Crime Blotter this week, where it was a rough time for toddlers, a man allegedly stabbed his mom to death, and a Moms for Liberty school board member was arrested for stealing from Target. A Russian serial killer was paroled to fight against Ukraine, a Missouri teacher was inappropriate with a student, and we speak with William, Esq. to break down his win in the 2023 Death Pool.

Death, Documents & Predictions Jan 07, 2024

It's a new year and time for our predictions for 2024 and to look back at what we got right last year! A man took a dip in a Bass Pro Shop aquarium, a pastor tried to deep-fry one of his wife's co-workers, and Katt Williams dropped the interview of the year in Club Shay Shay. We give a breakdown of the Epstein document dump as well as our 2024 Death Pool!

Ron & Brian Start A Cult Dec 31, 2023

It's our final show of 2023, and we're starting our own cult! We also talk about what we're watching, the joy of international travel, and what we did during the holidays. A man blamed his DUI on the Jets, a Wisconsin University Chancellor was fired for loving his wife (literally), and there's still time for you to enter the 2024 Ron & Brian Death Pool!

Ron Shows A Sex Tape Dec 17, 2023

A former Senate staffer made a sex tape in a Senate Judiciary room, and Ron felt it was appropriate to share a clip with you! To no one's surprise, a study showed that companies used inflation as an excuse to make record profits, a Turkish lawmaker gets struck down in an ironic way, and the Florida GOP finally decides that there is something wrong enough to suspend one of their members for. A chef is selling a killer concoction, the Texas abortion case continues to show how it's not about life and all about controlling women, and a San Francisco CEO allegedly made one of his employees sign a Slave Contract. But the Drag Queens Are The Problem tells the tale of two teachers and a former cop that abused children, we talk about our New Year's Eve Plans, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! We also talk about what we're watching and when you can sign up for the 2024 Death Pool!

The Beer Hunter Dec 10, 2023

We take some tax tips from Hunter Biden, discuss Taylor Swift being announced as Time's Person of the Year, and bid farewell to Kevin McCarthy. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem is back, and once again, there are no drag queens! However, there are a school bus driver and a youth pastor that abused children. Jamie Spears had a leg removed, checkout donations cause anxiety, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! On the spicy side of things, Rep. Nancy Mace allegedly talked about her sex life in front of her employees and an OK Sheriff got in a fight in a sex shop.

Kissinger: Finally Dead Dec 03, 2023

We review a number of celebrity obits this week - none more widely celebrated than Henry Kissinger. George Santos was kicked out of Congress, Ronaldo is facing a lawsuit over NFTs, and Brian brings back some retro merch! In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we find out about a military recruiter stalking an underage girl, a molesting priest, a former Pentagon official arrested for solicitation, and a woman pretending to be a young girl so she could have sex with boys. We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Black Friday Shopping & Shanking Nov 26, 2023

In the spirit of the holidays, Ron shares his Black Friday shopping adventures! Florida continues to entertain, with a man being arrested for pooping on a possum and a women getting arrested for calling the cops about her stolen drugs. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem has stories about two teachers, a priest, and an NBA player, but shockingly, no drag queens! Hall is upset with Oates, Derek Chauvin got some prison justice, and Brian gives us his thoughts on Dolly Parton's halftime show. A Houston attorney was arrested for smuggling drugs into jail, a man beat his nursing home neighbor to deal over a washing machine, and Ron Jeremy is being released from prison! All this along with our NFL Locks of the Week and a discussion of Use By Dates!

Santos and Sex Crimes Nov 19, 2023

We may be getting ready for Thanksgiving, but this episode's no turkey! Brian is exciting for alcohol delivery in New Jersey, while Ron tells the story of a California middle schooler with some unfortunate eye makeup at a high school football game. The ethics report on George Santos revealed what he spent campaign funds on, we tell you what we're watching, and we've got stories of teachers and cops being inappropriate with kids in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! We also give you our NFL Locks of the Week and prep you for the championship belt debate leading up to the Super Bowl!

Syphilis & Sex Offenders Nov 12, 2023

Election Day came and went, syphilis is on the rise, and Blake Martinez had to give up his dream of selling Pokemon cards to return to the NFL. In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we talk about three teachers and a child psychiatrist doing things they shouldn't! We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Ron’s Back Nov 05, 2023

Ron returns from his vacation, and he's got stories! We also discuss a man who was fatally poisoned over a fake $30 million inheritance, a man getting paid for being jailed while exercising his first amendment rights, and our NFL Locks of the Week! The National Association of Realtors lost a big lawsuit, George Santos managed to keep his job, and Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail for a long, long time. All this plus your favorite weekly bits and What We're Watching!

Brian Will Be There For You Oct 30, 2023

With Ron too busy grieving for Matthew Perry, Brian takes the reins and goes the distance. In a special two-hour solo episode which every parent needs to listen to, Brian covers such varied topics as airplane pilots on psychedelics, another female teacher falls victim to her underage student, sugar babies robbing their daddies in Vegas, the viral first date location list, strange tasting hotel water, armpit hair models as well as so many more. Without Ron to keep Brian in check, this one goes off the rails...

Enjoy!!

My Neck’s Too Sexy For This Podcast Oct 22, 2023

Ron dressed up for a Halloween beer fest and Brian fell in love with part of his costume! People mistook a Taylor Swift scarecrow for the real thing, teachers had to prostitute themselves to make ends meet, and we have more viewer e-mail. Our Horrible History makes a return with a story about the Osage murder, But The Drag Queens Are The Problem travels to Florida, and we discuss the ongoing Speaker of the House drama! A Michigan woman was gunned down at a bridal shower, Ohio tries to pull itself out of the dark ages, and Canada may let more people off themselves, All this and our NFL Locks of the Week too!

The Podcast (Taylor’s Version) Oct 15, 2023

Ron went to see the Taylor Swift Eras Tour movie, and he's got all of the excruciating details! We read Viewer e-mail, discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week! Congressional stock trades are down, and an Italian motorcyclist ended up with one of his testicles in an unfortunate place. Brian also reads our official statement on Israel.

Brian Betrays Us All Oct 08, 2023

Brian couldn't be bothered to stay in the country, so Ron soldiers forward with a solo show! The Speaker of the House was removed, Hamas attacked Israel, and a true horror story is playing out at Return to Nature Funeral Home. We flash back to our Dave Hill interview as his book release gets closer, you get the full story behind the AirBNB Squatter, and UPenn got dragged on Twitter. Florida continues to be a dumpster fire as a couple of drunk women play catch with a baby, and a 77-year-old man gets arrested for illegal ED pills! A woman is suing Disney because her bowel discovered it's not the happiest place on Earth, a guy really wanted to shoot Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers, and Commander Biden has been relieved of his duties at the White House. A NY college student will be spending the next year in prison in Dubai, Ron explores a Taylor Swift conspiracy theory, and there's a story in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! Ron handles What Are You Watching on his own, but Brian manages to find time to send a video across the pond for our NFL Locks of the Week.

Weekend at Dianne’s Oct 01, 2023

There were a number of Celebrity Obits to review this week, along with saying goodbye to Sen. Dianne Feinstein! A British Airways pilot thought snorting coke off of someone's breasts was a good pre-flight ritual, member of the Canadian government showed they didn't know who's side Ukraine fought on in WWII, and a PA cop unlawfully committed his ex-girlfriend. Naked Attraction is so hot right now - we tell you if it's worth it, and some other shows you should catch in What Are You Watching? We avoided a government shutdown (for now), a flight attendant was found dead in a Philly hotel, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Tramadol For The Win! Sep 24, 2023

Brian fights through the pain to give you the quality content you've come to expect from this podcast! For our Stories of the week, we talk about a Florida woman scorned and a woman who may have killed people with some bad mushrooms. Senator Bob Menendez is facing corruption charges (again), the Senate dress code is relaxed, and we discuss the prisoner exchange with Iran. NFTs are worthless, the Oakland A's gave Miguel Cabrera a bad gift, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! We also have two of our most beloved segments: But The Drag Queens Are The Problem and What Are We Watching!

Parlays & Perverts Sep 17, 2023

DraftKings got heat for their 9/11-themed parlays, but we found out about other ill-advised promos they've been planning! A California mom lost her arms and legs to some bad tilapia, MGM is losing money due to a group of hackers, and there are no losers in our NFL Locks of the Week. Lauren Boerbert got handsy at a Beetlejuice show, the MSU Football Coach got inappropriate on a phone call, and Russell Brand got involved with a minor (allegedly)!

That Diarrhea Show Sep 10, 2023

Danny Masterson received his sentence, and Ashton & Mila caught heat for writing him letters of support. We discuss our whirlwind NYC trip, complete with Old Timers Day, karaoke, and hot pot! A kid returned sunken money to a farmer, diarrhea caused a plane to have to land, and COVID is returning for another season. In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" section, we talk about more teachers caught doing bad things with their students. For you gamblers out there, we have our NFL Locks of the Week!

What’d We Miss? Sep 03, 2023

The Boys are back! We've returned from our summer hiatus, and we're bringing the heat! The Fire Festival is back to steal your money, a trans women is trying to get her testicles back from her boyfriend, and Taryn Manning has some interesting stories about her love life. We talk about what we're watching, including the amazing docuseries, BS High, and we have an extended version of But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! An OnlyFans creator tried to raise money for the Maui wildfires, Ron defends the Philly Naked Bike Ride, and Krispy Kreme had an unfortunate error in one of their ads. Alice Cooper got canceled, the head of Spanish soccer got too friendly with a player, and we give you come Celebrity Obits. We've also got our first NFL Locks of the Week of the season!

This Is The End? Aug 01, 2023

We talk about Brian's new home state, along with a manatee that had too much sex with his brother and a truck driver with two penises. We say goodbye to Sinead O'Connor and Paul Reubens, and continue to be amazed that Mitch McConnell is still with us. Trump gets indicted (again), a pastor confessed to killing a girl 50 years ago, and we learn that Alabama actually has a Dept. of Education! Oh yeah, and we're taking off the rest of the summer.

Try That In A Small Podcast Jul 23, 2023

This week's internet outrage was over Jason Aldean's music video for "Try That In A Small Town" - we break down the lyrics and the video! Italy protests a judge who failed to sentence a molester, a Mississippi sheriff is exposed as a sexual predator, and Tony Bennett gets the Brian Slow Jam treatment. For "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem", we meet a California minister and an Alabama educator that molested young children. We've got a ton of stories in F Around & Find Out, we tell you what we're watching, and we get exposed to author Quan Millz!

Just A Gilgo Jul 16, 2023

Gilgo Beach is so hot right now, as we discuss the arrest of the alleged Long Island serial killer. Another Long Island man made the news as what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas, and the man that went viral with a dress is now accused of trying to murder his wife! Jim Caviezel and Eli Crane each tried to have the cringiest sound bite of the week, we've got more info on the Titan sub, and hear the sad story of the Titan stepson who can't get laid. We also review our Amazon Prime Day purchases and talk about what we're watching!

Florida Around & Find Out Jul 09, 2023

Florida once again takes center stage, as we talk about DeSantis ending permanent alimony, the negative impact that Florida politics has had on tourism and business, and a Florida attorney charged with child molestation. The World had its hottest day ever, a UK nurse had sex with a man and then let him die, and Bill DeBlasio and his wife announce they'll be having an open marriage! Brian; meniscus turns 2, Joey Chestnut repeats as Hot Dog eating champ, and we discuss the cocaine found in the White House. We also hit you with our most popular segments - But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, F Around & Find Out, and What We're Watching!

I, For One, Welcome Our Supreme Overlords Jul 02, 2023

We review the recent Supreme Court rulings and discuss why people think they're so horrible. A man died taking a drinking challenge, an 8-year-old was beat to death in a self-defense class, and we talk about what we're watching! In our segment "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem", we talk about a teacher, a cop, and a pastor that sexually abused kids. Finally, we review Celebrity Obituaries for the week, featuring the return of the Brian Slow Jam, as he honors Alan Arkin!

Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo Jun 25, 2023

Do we have Drink of the Week? Yes. Do we have Beef of the Week? Yes. Other than that, it's all submersible content! We take a deep dive (pun intended) into the Titan saga that played out over the past week.

Don’t Have Sex With That! Jun 19, 2023

Dogs, kids, and trees are just a few things you shouldn't have sex with, but we have multiple stories where people didn't get that memo. Rose Montoya can't go to the White House anymore, Bella Montoya can't have a third funeral, and a TikTokker faked his death so his family would want to spend more time with him! In the sports world, the dad of an Atlanta player had a bad Father's Day and a fishing team missed out on a $3.5 million payday. A Philly man gave a very Philly interview, Tony the Tiger got canceled, and we've got new Brian merch! All this, along with what we're watching and the missing Titanic tourist sub!

When Life Gives You Poop, Make Lemonade Jun 12, 2023

After some technical difficulties, we're back live with Episode 261! We talk about our weekend in Philly, attending charity events and singing karaoke. We said goodbye to a number of celebrities this week, from The Iron Sheik to Pat Robertson to The Unabomber. We also saw people learning to smile again, someone using their own poop for compost, and discuss the Ghost Plan trip!

Potpourri for $100 Jun 04, 2023

We've got a mixed bag of stories this week, with Maryland promoting a Thailand casino on their license plate and a disturbing number of children gone missing in Cleveland. Indiana reprimands the doctor that spoke out about the 10-year-old abortion patient, a Tennessee woman can't have kids anymore because of their abortion laws, and we discuss if Bobby DeNiro and Al Pacino are too old to have having kids. A township may have violated the law by using a drone to look at private property, a woman shoplifted while her kids were in a burning car, and the Florida woman who got books and poems removed from schools admitted that she doesn't really read. We also give you some of our most popular segments: What Are You Watching?, But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, and F Around & Find Out!

But The Drag Queens Are The Problem May 28, 2023

We debut our new segment, But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, where we talk about a children's minister arrested for child porn and molestation and Illinois clergy abusing children. Texas is our state of focus this week, with the Attorney General getting impeached, the TX Speaker of the House gettin' tipsy, and a TX high school postponing graduation because not enough people would graduate. We've got a Jan. 6th edition of F Around & Find Out, a local Next Door post that will blow your mind, and we talk about what we're watching. Southern accents earn less, there was a body found in an Arby's freezer, and Chroming is a thing. We also talk about a $500 tossed salad, a girl having sex with kids, and an influencer died from binge drinking.

Flori-duh May 21, 2023

We've got a ton of content from Florida this week, between Disney canceling a $1 billion development project over their feud with DeSantis, a couple of families battling it out at Disney World, a Florida man who killed his grandmother, a traffic sign near Orlando that was hatefully hacked, and a Florida couple that killed their toddler by leaving him in a hot car. We discuss a man with an unhealthy obsession with kids feet, why 1/3 of the Oregon Senate won't be able to run for re-election, and we actually agree with Lauren Boebert on something! We also talk about what we're watching and Ask Ron!

Nothing Compares May 16, 2023

It's a rollercoaster of emotions this week, as our stories hit highs and lows. We find out that butt plugs and MRIs don't mix, someone lost their life savings betting on Donald Trump, and Unsolved Mysteries helped find a missing child. A 1st grader in Texas was assaulted by her classmates, a man shot a kid playing hide & seek in his yard, and a Polish businessman tried to pay a cab driver to help him dispose of the girlfriend he killed. A Utah mom allegedly killed her husband and then wrote a book about dealing with grief, we talk about our trips to California and the Bahamas, and we go down a pizza rabbit hole!

All Choked Up May 07, 2023

It's a contentious episode, as the boys disagree over whether the killing of Jordan Neely on the NYC Subway was justified or not. We get on the waiting list for Bluesky, Vermont now allows non-residents to off themselves, and a Washington teen fatally injured himself during gym class. A woman REALLY enjoyed the LA Philharmonic, a Minnesota lawmaker was shirtless on a Zoom meeting, and Barstool Sports is now a victim of cancel culture! Alex Murdaugh admitted another lie, we discuss the disturbing story of Jesse McFadden, and the WGA is on strike. All this and we tell you what we're watching too!

Live with Amber LeMay Apr 30, 2023

We're joined this week by drag queen Amber Lemay in an interview you won't want to miss! We've got stories about a man who had an unusual way to try and kill the mood for his ex-wife, a tragic car crash story, and we say goodbye to Harry Bellafonte. There were some people who f'd around and found out, as multiple people found out that stealing from others can have deadly consequences! All this, and Ron shares a post from his neighborhood Facebook groups about deer and flowers that becomes an absolute rollercoaster ride!

Porkapalooza with Dave Hill Apr 24, 2023

On this week's episode, we're joined by one of our favorites, the inimitable Dave Hill! We discuss his past, present and future, and he takes on our Lightning Round - this is not one to miss!

Sour Beers & Sodomy Apr 16, 2023

Our Stories of the Week bring video of Victoria Jackson talking against sodomy, while a numbers of teachers were arrested this past week for getting too close to their students! We've got the follow up to last week's Tennessee House story, while the GOP continues to be problematic in Missouri and Texas. A former DARE officer was sentenced for child porn, a Florida teacher was fired for having his students write obituaries, and we tell you what we're watching! A plus-sized traveler is trying to make changes to the airline industry, New Mexico police kill a guy after going to the wrong house, and Florida abortion laws almost kill a woman.

We Have Risen Apr 09, 2023

It's our Easter Sunday episode, and we're cracking open eggs of knowledge! The GOP wasn't very Christ-like this past week, with Tennessee expelling two members of the State House, Missouri trying to defund public libraries, North Dakota increasing the money spent on their lunches while taking away lunches from poor children, Texas looking to pardon a convicted killer, and Kansas having an unnatural obsession with school kids' genitalia. We discuss a Georgia woman giving birth when she didn't know she was pregnant and a Spanish actress who may be her own daughter's grandmother (yeah, we don't really understand it either). In our F Around & Find Out segment, a YouTuber gets shot for filming a prank video, and an obnoxious flyer gets kicked off of a plane when he can't get some gin & juice. All this and a recap of our trip to AEW and what we're watching!

Deep In The Hate Of Texas Apr 02, 2023

We spend more time in Texas than anyone should, as a judge rules to have books returned to a local library, a woman lost money because Texas DPS sent drivers licenses to a crime syndicate, and a man used an Apple AirTag to find his stolen truck...oh, and he killed the thief. We talk about Gwyneth ski accident trial (and her choice of gasses to shoot up her butt), how Disney owned DeSantis, and review what we're watching! A NYPD detective was denied a promotion because of her wayward panties, we have an update on the fishing cheaters, and a news anchor may have lost her job for quoting Snoop Dogg.

Our 250th Mega-Episode! Mar 27, 2023

We celebrate a major milestone in our show's history! In this 2+ hour banger, we take a stroll down memory lane, play some congratulatory messages, and talk about what the future will bring. We discuss an Utah law that could take the bible out of schools, assault with pizza in Florida, and how Wyoming Republicans might have outsmarted themselves with a law they passed during the Obama days! We talk about what we're watching, with a review of the PornHub, Waco, and 911: The Fifth Plane documentaries, as well as some movie reviews. The TikTok CEO was in front of Congress, an Oregon shoplifter bit off a long prison sentence, and a Christian filmmaker solicited sex from a minor! All this, along with another sneak peak at The Ron & Ron Podcast!

Reach For The Skylar Mar 19, 2023

This week, we interview comedian/actor Skylar Schock! We also debut our new segment, F Around & Find Out, where we discuss a sovereign citizen who had a bad time at a traffic stop and a guy who had a shocking result after being kept from boarding a plane. Florida continues to be horrible, with a hotel facing the loss of their license for hosting a drag show, a bill that would keep young girls from discussing their periods in school, and another bill that would strip away rights in schools for anyone who isn't white. A Florida man held a masseuse at gunpoint, a Texas teacher had an inappropriate classroom assignment, and Gary Glitter and Dr. Bradford Ferrick compete to see who can be the worst sex offender of the month!

Banks, Birthdays & Boebert Mar 13, 2023

Fresh off of celebrating Ron's birthday weekend, the boys are serving up more amazing content! We talk about the US citizens that had a really bad time in Mexico, a couple that had a similar bad time snorkeling in Hawaii, and how people who had money in SVB might have had the worst week of them all. Lauren Boebert announced that her son was carrying on a family tradition, the Lt. Governor of Tennessee made some interesting Instagram comments, and a mom assaulted her daughter's school bully! There's now an ETF that let's you bet against Jim Cramer, a TikTok dad has been charged with some horrible behavior, and we discuss what we're watching.

Being Republican Is A Drag Mar 05, 2023

Two GOP politicians supporting drag bans were found - shockingly - to have dressed in drag themselves! We discuss the results of the Alex Murdaugh trial, a women in South Carolina was arrested for using an abortion pill, and Walgreens announced that they would stop supplying abortion pills in certain states, regardless of whether it was illegal or not. Jon Stewart skewered another hypocritical politician, a missing woman's head was found in a soup pot, and a New Jersey woman blew up her cat house! Ron faces an intense Lightning Round, and we discuss what we're watching!

The Belt Is Unboxed Feb 26, 2023

The 51% Ownership belt has made it to its new home, and we've got the unboxing! Our favorite stories of the week are a teacher taking inappropriate videos of his students, and a couple together for 57 years despite the wife trying to kill her husband. COVID may or may not have leaked from a lab in China, MTG wants a divorce, and an Alaska GOP member discussed the financial benefits of dead kids! We discuss what we're watching, the creator of Dilbert got canceled, and is it ever ok to eat a rack of ribs in the middle seat of a plane?

Planes, Trains & Championships Feb 19, 2023

Ron returns to the show after a one-week vacation and gives us a sneak peek at his latest creative venture! The boys discuss what they're watching, Ron gives a breakdown of his trip to Mexico, and our favorite stories of the week show us the best and worst of humanity. Cops allegedly killed a guy by putting him in a freezer, more info continues to come out about the train derailment in Ohio, and a pipe bomb was found on train tracks in Philly!

Brian Is Your New Champ Feb 13, 2023

With Ron having fled the country, Brian does this episode on his own. With a solid recap of Super Bowl 57, the Chiefs victory leads to Brian announcing that he is the new 51% owner of the Podcast. Rihanna brought the halftime show despite Ron not bringing the belt. With the greatest inauguration speech since JFK, Brian leads us through his vision for his Championship. We will be inclusive for all people, except Ron Jeremy. And just when you thought the episode was over, Ron calls in with an update from his paradise in Mexico.

You Bet Your Belt Feb 05, 2023

The Super Bowl is almost here, and Ron is ready to make the bet that will decide who will own the title belt for the coming year! Black History Month started with an unfortunate lunch menu at a middle school in NY, and California police shot and killed a double amputee. Our favorite stories of the week involve a dismembered penis in Alabama and a doppelgänger murder in Germany! We discuss what we're watching and give a follow-up on George Santos since we profiled him last week. All this and a South Carolina grandmother who lied to protect her (alleged) murdering grandson, and a Purdue professor selling meth and trying to buy prostitutes!

What About George? Jan 29, 2023

Brian tests Ron on all things Santos with the How Well Do You Know George Santos Quiz! We have an interview with the winner of our 2022 Death Pool, share our Favorite Stories of the Week, and discuss the Tyre Nichols video. A 29-year-old woman faked her way into high school, Florida nursing schools were handing out fake licenses, and the UK is up in arms over a transgender rapist sent to a woman's prison. No one was safe this week, as a pig killed a butcher, a dog shot a hunter, and a urinal crushed a maintenance worker!

Googling Your Way To Prison Jan 22, 2023

We review Brian Walshe's Google searches, which seem a tad bit incriminating. We also discuss the Monterrey shooting, the family of the 6-year-old-shooter, and a Florida brothel that kept it all in the family! We tell you what we're watching, discuss celebrity obits, and talk about an obituary that was way too nice to a guy that killed his whole family. Ron Jeremy isn't fit to face trial, we debut our Favorite Stories of the Week, and a kite festival in India turned deadly!

The Return of Brian Jan 15, 2023

Brian's back and better than ever! We discuss his trip abroad and why skiing was a really bad choice for him. Tennessee police had a lot of sex with each other, a Pop Warner coach was cleared of using one slur but got in trouble for using another, and the new MLK sculpture in Boston has a...unique look to it. We show the video of the Nepal Plane Crash, discuss Ron's solo show, and give you a breakdown of what we're watching! The 2022 Death Pool winners are announced and we give you the Celebrity Obits for the week.

All Ron My Own Jan 08, 2023

Brian is MIA this week, so Ron is flying solo! The vote for Speaker of the House turned into a new season of The Biggest Loser, but it still wasn't as embarrassing as George Santos. A 6-year-old shot his teacher, a DC homeowner shot and killed a 13-year-old, and a restaurant patron killed a robber. ('Murrica!) The mom of the Uvalde school shooter was arrested for death threats, the Steelers did an unfortunate on-field celebration, and the final GoFundMe perpetrator was sentenced! There was a lot of urine this week, as the President of South Sudan wet himself and an airline passenger peed on an elderly woman. We've got Celebrity Obits, a Death Pool controversy, and more!

2023 Predictions Jan 02, 2023

For our first show of the New Year, we review last year's predictions and tell you what we think will happen this year! We also review Death Pool picks, give our NFL Locks of the Week for the final regular season games, and review Celebrity Obits for the final week of 2022. Dennis Eckersley's daughter left a newborn in the woods, a teen was impaled by a javelin in India, and the Coppin State catfish story needs to be heard to be believed! We also discuss Jeremy Renner's snowplow injury, Martina Navratilova's cancer diagnosis, and how Americans do into debt to visit Disney.

The Champ Is Here Dec 18, 2022

The podcast has a new champ, and you have to see it to believe it! In our last show of 2022, we discuss a Christian group denied service at a restaurant, Kanye receives a dubious award, and a Florida man that hit his wife with a Christmas tree. A women found bugs in her KFC fries, a school administrator invited a high school choir to an "adult" party, and an influencer is regretting a botched face procedure. A food blogger was stabbed to death by a rival, a woman tests Norway's hate speech laws, and we bring you our NFL Locks of the Week. Happy holidays, everyone!

Death at the World Cup Dec 11, 2022

We discuss the prisoner exchange of Britney Griner for Viktor Bout, whether or not Putin pooped his pants, and whether Die Hard and Gremlins should be considered Christmas movies or not! Iranians are supposedly shooting women differently than men, we prepare for the 2023 Death Pool, and we tell you what we're watching. All of your weekly favorites, including NFL Locks of the Week, are here too!

Casey Anthony: Where The Lies Lie Dec 04, 2022

We review the new Casey Anthony documentary on Peacock, and discuss the Jerry Falwell Jr. doc on Hulu as a bonus! The World Cup is still going on, Dr. Oz is trying to get back on TV, and a QAnon Leader accidentally outed himself as a sex offender. Shots fired over a family Monopoly game, a Florida QB was caught with child porn, and a woman is suing Kraft over Velveeta Mac & Cheese! A man won a court case to not have fun at work, we say goodbye to Christine McVie and Bob McGrath, and Horatio Sanz settles out of court.

Soccer, Shooters & Sex Crimes Nov 27, 2022

In addition to our Thanksgiving stories, we discuss the Walmart and Colorado shooters, World Cup action, and a follow-up story about the priest that had a threesome on his church alter. San Francisco is considering letting their cops use robots to kill people, a former Texas teacher marries the student he was accused of having sex with, and a paramedic unknowingly treated her daughter after a car accident. We said goodbye to some celebrities this week, there's a new Brian coffee mug for you to drop your cash on, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week!

Thankful for Toe Sucking Nov 20, 2022

As we gear up for Turkey Day, we discuss the shootings in Virginia and Colorado, Gavin Newsome's wife testifies against Harvey Weinstein, and there is an epic edition of Ron Answers The Internet! The man who wanted to crash a plane into a Walmart died in federal custody, sheep are circling in China, and we talk about the Darrell Brooks trial. There was a problematic clue on Jeopardy, Taylor Swift fans aren't fans of Ticketmaster, and we tell you what we're watching!

Ron & Brian: King Makers Nov 13, 2022

Election Day was last week, and we're here to take credit for the results of the PA Senate Race! We discuss the fallout from the Red Trickle and prepare to work our magic on the Georgia run-off election next month. We've got a kidnapper wearing a superhero costume, an employee who found that a vat of molten iron is nothing to mess with, and a British kid got a USB cable stuck in the worst place possible! We talk about what we're watching, a nurse cuts off a patient's foot without asking, and a murderer sells a chainsaw without being considerate enough to clean piece of his victim out of it.

Election Day Armageddon Nov 07, 2022

Election Day is just around the corner, and we've taken some of that sweet, sweet PAC money to run ads for the Fetterman-Oz Senate Race! We've got a South Dakota GOP candidate charged with assaulting a family member, an AOC opponent who admits to being against COVID restrictions while almost dying of COVID, and a Georgia Pastor performing a brutal takedown of Herschel Walker. In addition to discussing the doom & gloom that is the US political system, we also discuss the doom & gloom that is Twitter under the leadership of Elon Musk! All this, plus a scandal in competitive cornhole, a woman who mistook a husky for a wolf, and a woman who had a real bad time going bungee jumping.

Halloween Spooktacular Oct 30, 2022

We celebrate Mischief Night with some scary, weird stories! A 95-year-old woman died in a nursing home fight, a lawyer who fought for the right to not wear a motorcycle helmet had an ironic death, and a doctor was forced to pay damages for an oral sex overdose. Virgin Airlines lost some important ashes, Mattress Mack bet it all on the Astros, and Uber Eats doesn't like it when you order too much alcohol! Brian also talks about his time at the Chiller Theatre Convention in Parsippany, while Ron attended another amazing Jarty Party! All this, plus NFL Locks, a Shell stock buyback, and the Zuck's net worth keeps dropping!

Keep Your Genitals Out Of My Water Bottle Oct 23, 2022

It shouldn't have to be said, but don't put your penis in a co-workers water bottle. It also shouldn't have to be said to not masturbate outside of a pre-school if you're running for public office (or, you, just in general). A skydiving granddad made an unforgettable entrance at a high school football game, a women unleashed bees on sheriffs trying to do an eviction, and a Naples cemetery has hanging coffins after a building collapse. A Florida sheriff had sex with an underage cadet, a college student died due to a plane he rented, and a woman is going to do major jail time for defrauding Yale Medical School. The men of Hollywood are also on our agenda, as we talk about Billy Ray Cyrus, James Corden, Bill Murray and Kevin Spacey!

Incel, She Wrote Oct 16, 2022

We've got a follow up to the fishing cheating scandal from last week, Tulsi Gabbard left the Democrats, and Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook families almost $1 billion dollars. Gen Z gives thumbs down the thumbs down, Alaska Snow Crab season was canceled, and a NYC congressional candidate made his own sex tape public! An Australian criminal has a very unique tattoo, two Florida dads shoot each other's daughters during a road rage fight, and we discuss what we're watching. Ohio is the home of a softball coach that pled guilty to sleeping with a student and an incel that pled guilty to planning to murder a sorority, and we say goodbye to Dame Angela Lansbury!

Bucket Bunnies Oct 09, 2022

Lineman working to restore power to Florida are being targeted by Bucket Bunnies, and we're here for the TikTok drama! Kayne was back on Twitter (and then right back off), remote work might cost Americans their jobs in the next decade, and a dog ordered $70 worth of TV porn. Kevin Spacey's sexual assault trial began, a man offed himself with wet toilet paper, and we tell you what we're watching!

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