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Airports were not ready for Rafe this weekend… and honestly, Rafe might not have been ready for them either.
In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, Rafe takes us on a full travel disaster tour: missed connections in Denver, mysterious “red” flights with no pilots, TSA chaos, and a late-night sprint through the Southwest terminal with a little help from a gate agent named Nancy. Somewhere in the middle of it all, a good deed turns into a $50 airport karma moment… and somehow Lambert Airport still ends up catching the blame.
Meanwhile, the gang debates whether Lambert is actually terrible (spoiler: opinions are strong), discusses airplane armrest etiquette like civilized degenerates, and shares stories from the weekend including Lerner accidentally destroying her own surprise brunch celebration and Rizz potentially insulting his neighbor’s giant kid-hauling van.
It’s travel horror stories, airport meltdowns, and the usual St. Louis funny morning show chaos you’d expect from your favorite sarcastic crew.
The Rizz Show has officially abandoned March Music Mayhem… because apparently Breaking Benjamin winning every single year got a little predictable. So this year we’re doing something way more dangerous: March Movie Mayhem.
That’s right — 32 legendary 90s movies enter the bracket, and only ONE survives. Action movies, teen comedies, horror classics, and iconic dramas are all battling it out in a full-blown cinematic showdown. We’re talking Shawshank Redemption vs Fight Club, Pulp Fiction vs The Matrix, Tommy Boy vs Austin Powers, and yes… some of these matchups feel like emotional crimes.
The gang debates which movies deserve to survive round one, which films might sneak in as dark horses, and why trying to pick the greatest movie of the 90s might be the most impossible task since explaining the plot of The Big Lebowski to someone who’s never seen it.
Listeners can fill out their own bracket for a chance to win Pointfest tickets and a giant basket of 90s nostalgia (because Learn loves bundling baskets more than most people love their own family).
But the movie madness is just the beginning.
We also dive into the latest Oscars chaos, including Conan O’Brien roasting Hollywood, Timothée Chalamet accidentally starting a war with the opera and ballet community, and the ongoing tradition of people pretending they watched all the nominated movies when they absolutely did not.
Elsewhere in today’s show:
• The Oscars recap nobody asked for but you’re getting anyway
• Michael B. Jordan’s big win and the speech everyone actually liked
• A tribute to legendary filmmaker Rob Reiner
• Why Glenn Danzig buying kitty litter somehow broke the internet
• Motorhead news that surprised the entire rock world
• Bert Kreischer’s tour bus literally catching fire
• And the wild rumor about an actor secretly dating an AI chatbot
Plus we wrap things up with birthdays, ridiculous celebrity gossip, and the kind of conversations that make this comedy podcast feel like hanging out with friends who absolutely should not have microphones.
Rizz dealing with every traveler’s worst nightmare after his wife gets stranded mid-trip thanks to a canceled flight and the mysterious black hole known as airline baggage handling. The crew swaps horror stories about delayed luggage, gate-checked bags that disappear for a week, and why seasoned travelers say never surrender your carry-on unless you absolutely have to.
From there, the conversation veers straight into one of the most chaotic segments of the day: Sexy Time Fun Facts.
The question seems harmless at first: How many people have you kissed in your lifetime? But once the numbers start coming out, the studio turns into a full-blown investigation. Some of the crew claim modest totals… while others reveal totals that sound like they might require a spreadsheet.
Naturally this launches a hilarious debate about high school make-out culture, spin-the-bottle parties, first kisses that went terribly wrong, and the awkward reality that a lot of us learned how to kiss through trial, error, and very patient teenage partners.
And then things get even stranger.
The show discovers a bizarre new study ranking which states in America are the most “well-endowed.” The crew attempts to guess the winners, defend their home states, and question the extremely suspicious math behind self-reported statistics. Let’s just say the results lead to a lot of Midwest pride, a lot of skepticism, and a lot of jokes that probably shouldn’t be taken seriously.
Somewhere along the way the gang also debates why 80% of men give their anatomy nicknames, what the weirdest ones are, and how a medical campaign is trying to use those names to get men to actually pay attention to their health.
It’s another unpredictable ride full of weird news, embarrassing stories, and the kind of chaotic conversations that somehow make perfect sense on a morning comedy podcast.
If you enjoy ridiculous debates, awkward personal stories, and the kind of sarcastic humor that only happens when friends with microphones start oversharing, this comedy podcast episode delivers exactly that.
Welcome back to your daily dose of chaos from The Rizzuto Show — the comedy podcast where nothing stays on topic for long.
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