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Celebrity News: 90s Movie Wars Get HEATED + $60K Rhino?! Mar 26, 2026

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If you ever wondered what would happen if you locked a group of grown adults in a room and forced them to argue about 90s movies like their lives depended on it—welcome to The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy podcast where logic goes to die and nostalgia runs the show.

Today’s episode kicks off with March Movie Mayhem, where the bracket is tightening and the debates are getting way too serious for something that absolutely does not matter. We’re talking Shawshank Redemption vs Fight Club, Forrest Gump crushing everything in its path, and the absolute chaos of Pulp Fiction vs The Matrix—which somehow turns into a generational identity crisis. Then we move into the teen movie bracket, where Clueless, American Pie, and 10 Things I Hate About You all get their moment… and yes, people take this personally.

But the real turning point? The moment we realize a mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura—yes, that scene—just sold for nearly $60,000. Naturally, we spiral into what could have been if management had just trusted us with poor financial decisions and a giant fake animal. Would it have been a terrible investment? Absolutely. Would it have been worth it? Also absolutely.

From there, this comedy podcast does what it does best: completely derails. We get into celebrity chaos, including fake Shaq DM drama, music news, and some truly wild headlines that remind us the internet is undefeated when it comes to nonsense. Then things take a darker turn (because balance) with a look back at the Heaven’s Gate story—because nothing says “morning show” like cult history and existential dread.

We wrap things up with birthdays, random facts, and the kind of energy that makes you question why you keep coming back… but you do anyway.

If you’re into a comedy podcast that mixes daily humor, pop culture commentary, weird news, and a group of people who absolutely should not be trusted with microphones, this episode delivers exactly what you didn’t ask for—but needed.

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Opening Day Chaos, Robot Fears & STINKY Friends Mar 26, 2026

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It’s Opening Day in St. Louis, which means one thing: productivity is optional, beer is mandatory, and somehow we’re all dressed like walking Cardinals merch. This episode of The Rizzuto Show kicks off with baseball hype but quickly derails into what can only be described as a masterclass in controlled chaos—aka your favorite comedy podcast doing what it does best.

First, we tackle a question nobody asked but now can’t ignore: are robots about to ruin everything? From humanoid fast-food workers to the deeply unsettling “uncanny valley,” we spiral into full-blown robot anxiety. Turns out there are actual phobias for this stuff, and honestly… we get it. If clowns started running society, we’d panic too.

Then—because this is a comedy podcast and logic is optional—we pivot into the ocean. Specifically: how many dead bodies are in it… and why we’re somehow okay swimming there anyway. Yes, we attempt to calculate an “acceptable dead body to water ratio,” and no, it doesn’t make anything better.

But the real MVP of the episode? A brutally honest debate about what to do when your friend smells like a gym locker mixed with a seafood dumpster in July. Do you tell them? Do you lie? Do you roll the windows down and pray for survival? We break down the only correct way to handle it—equal parts compassion and savage honesty.

We also hit a wild local story involving a DIY copper wire scheme gone horribly wrong, proving once again that “quick money” ideas rarely end well. Add in Opening Day survival tips (hydration, traffic, and avoiding scams), plus the usual nonsense tangents, and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged episode of your favorite comedy podcast.

Basically: if you came for baseball, you stayed for robot fear, hygiene interventions, and existential dread about the ocean. And honestly? That feels right.

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The Battle of Guam When Guam Didn’t Know It Was Being Invaded | STUPIRACY Mar 26, 2026

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In Season 2, Episode 8, Rizz and Tim revisit one of the strangest and most overlooked moments in American military history — an invasion where the people being attacked didn’t even know they were at war.

During the Spanish-American War, the U.S. Navy arrived at the island of Guam ready for battle, only to discover that the Spanish officials stationed there were completely unaware the war had begun. What followed was a surreal, bloodless takeover marked by misunderstandings, apologies, and a translator who went from local resident to governor almost overnight. This episode unpacks how isolation, poor communication, and imperial ambition collided to produce one of history’s most absurd acts of war — and how a tiny island found itself reshaped by a conflict it never saw coming.

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March Madness: Sweet Sixteen | The Spread Zone Mar 25, 2026

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In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, Anthony Stalter, and Jackson break down the Sweet 16 slate from top to bottom, starting with the chaos of March Madness and the near-impossible odds of a perfect bracket before diving into game-by-game betting strategy for both Thursday and Friday matchups. The crew analyzes key games like Texas vs. Purdue, Iowa vs. Nebraska, Arkansas vs. Arizona, and Illinois vs. Houston, highlighting value on spreads, totals, and moneylines while debating where favorites may be vulnerable and where underdogs can hang or pull off upsets. They continue with Friday’s slate, including St. John’s vs. Duke, Alabama vs. Michigan, UConn vs. Michigan State, and Tennessee vs. Iowa State, mixing in insights on coaching trends, team matchups, and tournament pressure situations.

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DAILY SHOW: A Pile Of Rotting Tofu & Charming Personality! | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 25, 2026

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The show kicks off with classic St. Louis unpredictability—snow one day, 90 degrees the next—while the crew debates survival tactics for Opening Day heat and the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy cravings (gelato > everything, apparently). From there, things spiral into a surprisingly deep dive into ice cream science, including “sleepy ice cream” designed to knock you out after a late-night binge… because self-control is officially canceled.

Then comes one of the most unexpectedly wholesome moments: a pack of kidnapped dogs in China stages a full-on prison break and marches 10 miles home like a furry version of Ocean’s Eleven. Yes, there’s a corgi leader. Yes, it’s incredible. Yes, the show gets weirdly emotional about it.

But don’t get too comfortable—things pivot fast into relationship psychology, including a real-life case of extreme jealousy (hello, lie detector tests at the front door) and a brutally honest breakdown of how far people will go for love… or at least the possibility of it. It’s equal parts hilarious and “wow, we should all maybe go to therapy.”

The voice of the St Louis Blues, Chris Kerber called in to discuss the chaos with “March Movie Mayhem,” where the crew debates iconic 90s movies like Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, and The Matrix. Expect passionate arguments, questionable logic, and at least one story about strangers starting an actual fight after watching Fight Club (because of course that happened).

And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic, Rafe shares a behind-the-scenes story of dealing with a real-life “Karen” during a video shoot in St. Charles—complete with legal misunderstandings, delayed comebacks, and the unexpected hero we didn’t know we needed: “Sugar Granny.”

Of course, it wouldn’t be The Rizzuto Show without games, giveaways, and listeners absolutely gaming the system during “3 and 5,” proving once again that the audience is just as unhinged as the hosts.

It’s a full episode of comedy, chaos, and just enough real-life truth to make you question everything—exactly what you’d expect from your favorite morning show.

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Opening Day Fits, A Wild Karen Encounter, & The Rise of “Sugar Granny” Mar 25, 2026

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Opening Day is almost here, and priorities are exactly where they should be — figuring out what Polo is wearing. Because let’s be honest, baseball is important, but the outfits? That’s the real competition.

But before we can even get to that, Rafe takes us on a journey into the wild world of public video shoots — also known as “why studios exist.” What should’ve been a simple setup for a social media shoot quickly turns into a real-life encounter with a St. Charles Karen who clearly woke up and chose confrontation. From questioning filming permissions to worrying about her reflection accidentally ending up in the background, this situation escalates in the most unnecessarily dramatic way possible.

And just when you think it couldn’t get any better (or worse), in walks an unexpected hero: Sugar Granny. Yes, that’s what she calls herself, and yes, she absolutely steals the moment with the kind of energy you didn’t know you needed today. It’s one of those classic Rizz Show moments where reality is somehow funnier than anything we could’ve scripted.

Then it’s time for everyone’s favorite slightly chaotic game — “3 and 5.” And let’s just say the rules are more of a suggestion at this point. Contestants find loopholes, the judges get extremely generous, and somehow people are winning with answers that may or may not technically count. It’s messy, it’s questionable, and it’s exactly why this funny podcast continues to be your go-to for daily entertainment.

From public meltdowns to game show nonsense, this episode is a perfect snapshot of what happens when you mix real life with a microphone and zero expectations of normal behavior.

If you’re here for a funny podcast that delivers unpredictable stories, sarcastic humor, and moments that make you question everything — welcome to The Rizzuto Show.

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Colonoscopy Updates, Fight Club Regrets & a Motorcycle Beatdown (Yeah… It’s One of Those Days) Mar 25, 2026

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when absolutely nothing goes according to plan… which is exactly how we like it.

We kick things off with a real-life situation that somehow turns into show content (because of course it does): a colonoscopy day. There’s prep, there’s concern, and there’s Rizz trying to make sure he’s positioned perfectly in the recovery room like some kind of overinvested producer-husband hybrid. It’s supportive… but also suspiciously content-driven.

Then we dive headfirst into March Movie Mayhem, where the crew debates some of the biggest 90s films ever made. We’re talking Fight Club vs Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump vs Green Mile, and Pulp Fiction vs The Matrix. This spirals (as it should) into a full breakdown of why every guy in the late 90s thought they were one bad day away from starting an underground fight club. Rafe even shares a real story where… yeah… that kind of actually happened.

As the episode rolls on, things somehow get even more chaotic. We cover the death of the billionaire behind OnlyFans and the massive impact he had on the internet (plus a reminder that money doesn’t make you immortal). Then there’s a wild story involving a celebrity, a motorcycle, an angry neighbor, and body cam footage that flips the entire narrative.

We also hit a packed edition of “Crap on Celebrities,” covering everything from Oasis reunions and Def Leppard trends to John Cena being one of the best humans alive. Plus, we run through travel destinations inspired by movies and shows, which immediately turns into a debate about whether anyone actually wants to go to Albuquerque on purpose.

It’s sarcastic, chaotic, and exactly what you expect from a funny podcast that refuses to stay on topic for more than 30 seconds.

If you like your mornings loud, weird, and slightly unhinged — welcome home to The Rizzuto Show, your go-to funny podcast for daily comedy, pop culture, and whatever just happened five minutes ago.

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Sleepy Ice Cream, Psycho Love Tests & The Dumb-Hot Boyfriend Dilemma Mar 25, 2026

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Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, your daily comedy podcast where we take real-life chaos and somehow make it worse (but funnier).

This episode kicks off with the most Midwest problem imaginable: weather that can’t make up its mind and a pregnant household navigating cravings like it’s a competitive sport. Gelato vs. ice cream becomes a full-blown debate, because of course it does — and yes, we learn way more about frozen dairy than anyone asked for.

But then… things take a turn.

We introduce you to “Snooze Ice Cream,” a real product designed to help you fall asleep after stress-eating your feelings. That’s right — instead of fixing your habits, we’re now engineering desserts to sedate you. Progress?

From there, we stumble into one of the wildest real-life stories: a woman with Othello Syndrome who forces her husband to take a lie detector test every time he comes home. Every. Single. Time. It sparks a full discussion about jealousy, toxic relationships, and how far is way too far when it comes to trust.

Then, because this show refuses to stay on one track, we pivot to a heartwarming (and slightly unbelievable) story about a pack of dogs that escaped a meat truck and journeyed home like a real-life animated movie — led by a corgi who clearly deserves a military rank.

We also get philosophical (kind of) with questions like:

If your pet could say ONE thing, what would it be?
Is it better to be loved… or warned about intruders?

And then comes one of the best listener dilemmas we’ve had in a while: a woman dating a guy who is physically perfect… but intellectually operating on airplane mode. Do you stay for the abs and vibes, or leave for actual conversation?

We wrap things up with a surprisingly real discussion about adult friendships, why making new friends feels impossible, and whether “speed friending” is genius or just socially acceptable awkwardness.

It’s messy, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect from your favorite comedy podcast — a daily reminder that nobody has it figured out, but at least we can laugh about it together.

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DAILY SHOW: Put Up My Tuberculosis Tree | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast Mar 24, 2026

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This episode kicks off exactly how you’d expect from a funny podcast that thrives on oversharing — with Riz prepping for his wife’s colonoscopy like it’s a full-blown live event. We’re talking guest room exile, filming post-anesthesia nonsense, and somehow comparing medical procedures to oil changes. Because of course we are.

From there, the show spirals into a nostalgia-fueled rabbit hole of “things from the past that would absolutely break us today” — including:

Waiting in line for a payphone
Dial-up internet destroying your household peace
Physically going to the bank like some kind of pilgrim
Downloading a single song for half a day
And the true trauma: no save points in old video games

Basically, if you survived the ‘90s, congrats — you earned today’s convenience.

Clownvis Presley (yes, that’s real, no we won’t explain it again) joins the studio and instantly brings the weird energy up to acceptable Rizz Show levels. There’s talk of him standing motionless in parking lots like a haunted Elvis statue (which… honestly tracks), plus hype for his upcoming Oddballs & Outlaws Tour, hitting St. Louis at Red Flag.

Meanwhile, Rafe is fully spiraling over a stacked Willie Nelson show lineup — and plotting ways to sneak onto Willie’s tour bus like it’s a low-budget heist movie.

The crew continues their 90s movie bracket, and it gets personal:

Dumb and Dumber vs Office Space (rude matchup)
Tommy Boy vs Austin Powers (illegal to choose)
Something About Mary vs Mrs. Doubtfire (childhood vs comedy chaos)
Big Lebowski vs Groundhog Day (existential crisis edition)

Everyone argues like their childhood depends on it — because it kinda does.

The show’s signature game returns, and it’s a rollercoaster:

One round goes completely off the rails (shocking no one)
Another round magically connects “doctor” and “hoodie” into “lab coat” like some kind of psychic miracle
Multiple moments where the audience is definitely yelling at their radios

It’s the perfect mix of “we got this” and “we absolutely do not got this.”

Riz debuts a new game pulling tiny sounds from songs, forcing everyone to guess the track and artist — which turns into:

Confusion
Accidental brilliance
And at least one moment where someone somehow nails it and everyone else gets mad

Standard operating procedure.

Because this is a daily comedy show, we also acknowledge:

National Cocktail Day 🍸
National Cheesesteak Day 🥩
Chocolate Covered Raisin Day (Clownvis’ personal Super Bowl)
And… World Tuberculosis Day (which turns into cave horror movie pitches??)

Yes, this show can pivot from snacks to disease jokes in under 30 seconds. It’s a gift.

This episode is peak Rizzuto Show chaos:

Equal parts dumb arguments, weird nostalgia, and accidental brilliance
A little gross, a little heartfelt, and a lot of “how did we get here?”
The kind of funny podcast where even the throwaway conversations become the best parts

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Mind Meld Chaos, Tuberculosis Caves & Cowboy Cash Mar 24, 2026

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If you’ve ever played a simple game with friends and thought, “Hey, this should be easy,” — congratulations, you’ve never met this group.

On this episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite funny podcast kicks off with a completely normal discussion about National Cocktail Day, cheesesteaks, and chocolate-covered raisins… before immediately taking a hard left turn into tuberculosis caves. Because obviously that’s where morning radio should go.

Then comes Mind Meld — a game that sounds simple in theory: say the same word as your partner. That’s it. That’s the whole game. And yet somehow, this funny podcast manages to turn it into a psychological thriller where nobody trusts anyone and every answer feels like a personal attack.

You’ll hear:

One of the cleanest wins ever (“doctor hoodie” becoming “lab coat” like actual geniuses)
One of the most painful failures in show history (we’re looking at you, “tissue” instead of “clown”)
A heated debate about whether “coffee table” counts as one word (spoiler: it derails everything)
Multiple rounds where they are SO CLOSE… and still miss it
And a final cowboy-themed comeback that somehow restores faith in humanity (briefly)

There’s yelling, second-guessing, accidental brilliance, and moments where you will absolutely scream at your speakers because the answer is so obvious it hurts.

This is what makes The Rizzuto Show the funny podcast you keep coming back to — not because they get it right, but because watching them get it wrong is way more entertaining.

If you like your comedy messy, your logic questionable, and your mornings filled with chaos, you’re in the right place.

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