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Vegas NHL Futures, Colonial Value Picks, & Spurs Game 6 Cover | The Spread Zone May 27, 2026

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Welcome back to The Spread Zone! Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter are here to navigate a massive week of playoff action and concrete racing. The guys start on the ice, eulogizing their Avalanche futures ticket and pivoting hard to the Vegas buzzsaw with a slate of Stanley Cup futures, plus a +132 moneyline value play on the Canadiens. Then, it’s off to the hardwood where Anthony breaks down why the Spurs aren't dead yet, handing out a San Antonio Game 6 cover and a juicy Victor Wembanyama (+650) Finals MVP sprinkle, before explaining why the rest-versus-rust trend heavily favors the New York Knicks. Next, Tim heads to Fort Worth for the Charles Schwab Challenge at Colonial, locking in Rickie Fowler (+2200) to conquer the "Horrible Horseshoe" alongside an Alex Smalley top-10 value play. Finally, the crew heads to Nashville for NASCAR's Cracker Bell 400, offering a concrete-crushing outright ticket on Denny Hamlin (+470) following a heavy, emotional weekend for the racing community.

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DAILY SHOW: American Crapiators: Battle Turds Hurt My Gymnasticals | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast May 27, 2026

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Life hits hard. Pavement hits harder.

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, Rizz suffers a catastrophic public wipeout outside the Wildwood post office after attempting the impossible: carrying multiple packages while existing over the age of 30. What starts as a simple errand instantly turns into a full public humiliation event featuring flying boxes, ripped jeans, one silent elderly witness, and the horrifying realization that falling in public no longer looks “funny” — it looks medically expensive. Honestly, this might be the most relatable thing this daily comedy show has ever discussed.

Naturally, the crew immediately spirals into a deep conversation about aging, embarrassment recovery strategies, and the exact moment your body transitions from “athletic” to “fragile Home Depot lawn decoration.” Meanwhile, Rafe contributes his own emotional damage after stepping barefoot into dog poop TWICE in under 30 seconds. One mystery pile. One homemade disaster. Somehow bleach, Q-tips, and psychological trauma all become part of the story. This is what happens when a daily comedy show is powered entirely by caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable life choices.

The chaos somehow escalates from there:

Would you admit to clogging a gas station toilet during a road trip?
If cartel money washes ashore… are you legally required to be honest?
Is keeping accidental extra cash from a cashier technically stealing or just “winning?”
Why do modern cars all look like Pixar characters with anxiety?
And at what point does your neighborhood friend become a full HOA supervillain?

Then the show pivots into celebrity chaos, nostalgia, and existential dread because apparently everyone realized June is already here and adulthood is basically one long speedrun toward knee pain and suspiciously loud joints. The crew debates Ozzy Osbourne AI avatars, Taylor Swift’s viral kindness, Russell Crowe vs autograph seekers, and whether Barry Gibb secretly teaches funk magic at Hogwarts while moisturized somewhere in Miami. Completely normal topics for functioning adults.

Also:

Burt Reynolds chest hair appreciation becomes weirdly emotional
Roxette triggers an accidental 80s nostalgia spiral
Yellowstone spin-offs continue multiplying like raccoons behind a dumpster
TV’s most shocking character deaths reopen old emotional wounds
Somebody incorrectly declares Barry Gibb dead and immediately gets corrected by the room

And because society apparently enjoys suffering, the crew tackles the modern horror known as tipping culture. Why are frozen yogurt machines asking for 25% tips when YOU did literally everything except plug the machine into the wall? Is a $9 tip on a $600 steak dinner grounds for prison? Why do Costco employees reject tips like undercover federal agents? Nobody knows anymore. America feels tired.

Chris Kerber joins the show to absolutely torch WalletHub’s “Best Hockey Cities” rankings, the gang debates NHL expansion rumors, and hockey nicknames somehow sound like rejected mobster aliases from a low-budget casino movie.

The episode also takes a heartfelt moment to honor listener Danielle following her tragic passing after injuries sustained during PointFest. The show sends love to her fiancé Jason, family, and friends during an incredibly difficult time.

This episode has everything:

public humiliation, celebrity gossip, hockey rage, AI weirdness, dog poop trauma, tipping arguments, nostalgic movie debates, existential panic, and middle-aged chaos wrapped into one beautiful disaster of a daily comedy show.

If you enjoy sarcastic humor, weird news, celebrity fails, comedy podcast chaos, and hearing grown adults argue passionately about frozen yogurt economics and cartel ethics… welcome home.

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The $9 Tip Heard Around America & Why Hockey Fans Are Weird May 27, 2026

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show turns into a full-blown courtroom drama over tipping culture, hockey hot takes, and the emotional damage caused by self-serve frozen yogurt machines asking for 25%.

The crew debates the modern nightmare known as “the tip screen” after a woman questions why she’s being asked to tip at a completely self-service froyo shop. You grab your own cup, pour your own yogurt, add your own gummy worms like a raccoon at a candy buffet… and somehow YOU are still expected to financially reward the experience. America is exhausting.

Then things escalate when the show breaks down a viral story about a guy who left a $9 tip on a $600 steakhouse bill because he claimed servers at expensive restaurants “do the same amount of work” as servers at Chili’s. Which may technically be true… if you ignore reality, social norms, and basic human decency. The gang debates whether tipping percentages still make sense in 2026 or if we’ve all collectively agreed to keep pretending math isn’t real.

This daily comedy show also dives into:

Why Costco employees refuse tips like they’re undercover FBI agents
Starbucks wages vs fast food wages
The death of “lifelong jobs”
Whether anybody actually makes federal minimum wage anymore
Why everyone suddenly feels guilty buying coffee
And how apparently every hockey coach is legally required to have a nickname ending in “-sy” or “-er”

Chris Kerber joins the show to absolutely unload on WalletHub’s “Best Hockey Cities in America” rankings. Somehow Raleigh ranks ahead of Buffalo, which nearly causes Kerber to launch himself directly into Lake Erie out of frustration. The crew also talks NHL expansion rumors, Vegas becoming hockey’s supervillain, Atlanta maybe getting another team, and why hockey nicknames sound like rejected mob aliases.

The episode also takes a serious moment as the crew discusses the tragic passing of listener Danielle following injuries sustained during PointFest. The show sends love and condolences to her fiancé Jason, family, and friends during an incredibly difficult time.

If you like sarcastic debates, sports arguments that spiral out of control, awkward tipping guilt, and the kind of conversations that sound like your group chat after three beers, this episode delivers all of it.

This daily comedy show somehow manages to make frozen yogurt existential, tipping stressful, and hockey cities deeply personal.

And yes… somebody actually defended a $9 tip with a handwritten essay.

Bold strategy, Cotton.

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Time Flies, Ozzy AI, and Barry Gibb Is STILL Alive Somehow May 27, 2026

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Life comes at you fast. Apparently way faster after age 30. On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the crew dives headfirst into the terrifying realization that June is basically here already and somehow we’re halfway through the year. One minute you’re sneaking into clubs with fake confidence and terrible decisions… the next minute you’re googling “why do my knees sound like microwave popcorn?” Welcome to adulthood, baby.

This daily comedy show gets philosophical for roughly six minutes before immediately derailing into Burt Reynolds chest hair appreciation, Sally Field drama, and the deeply important question of whether Barry Gibb secretly teaches funk magic at Hogwarts.

Also in today’s chaos:

Ozzy Osbourne’s family is building an AI avatar version of Ozzy that could eventually talk to fans forever. Totally normal. Definitely not dystopian at all.
Taylor Swift sends signed guitars to an 8-year-old girl after a paper airplane request goes viral.
Russell Crowe explains why autograph seekers need to calm the hell down.
The gang debates the difference between old-school celebrity roasts and today’s “who can get canceled first” format.
Roxette announces a tour and suddenly everyone’s emotionally sprinting back to the 80s.
Yellowstone spin-offs continue multiplying faster than raccoons behind a dumpster.
TV’s most shocking character deaths get revisited, reopening emotional wounds nobody asked for.
And yes… someone accidentally thought Barry Gibb was dead. HE IS NOT. The Bee Gee king remains alive, tan, moisturized, and presumably shirt-unbuttoned somewhere in Miami.

There’s also a surprisingly passionate discussion about The Brady Bunch Movie, Vincent Price deserving his own St. Louis street, and why Travis Kelce drinking beers at a basketball game somehow became national news.

Basically this episode has everything:

existential dread, celebrity gossip, nostalgic movie tangents, weird AI conversations, TV spoilers, and middle-aged panic wrapped into one beautiful disaster of a daily comedy show.

If you love sarcastic humor, weird news, celebrity chaos, and hearing grown adults argue passionately about Burt Reynolds and Hogwarts funk classes, congratulations — this daily comedy show was made specifically for your damaged brain chemistry.

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Rizz Eats Concrete at the Post Office | The Slow March Toward Old Age May 27, 2026

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This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts the only way a true daily comedy show should: with public humiliation, shredded jeans, and one elderly witness silently watching Rizz eat absolute pavement outside the Wildwood post office.

What begins as a simple “Hey honey, can you drop off these packages?” quickly becomes a full-blown middle-aged disaster movie. Rizz trips over a curb while carrying a giant box, launches packages across the parking lot, rips his jeans, and spends a solid 10 seconds on the ground questioning every life decision that led him there. No help. No sympathy. Just one old man staring from an SUV like he was witnessing nature take its course.

And because this is The Rizzuto Show, the conversation somehow spirals into:

the exact age when falling becomes medically concerning,
why nobody looks cool hitting the ground,
public embarrassment recovery strategies,
and whether moving to Boca Raton is now inevitable.

Meanwhile, Rafe contributes his own trauma after stepping barefoot into dog poop… TWICE… within 30 seconds. One pile was mystery poop. The other was homemade. There are Q-tips involved. There’s bleach involved. There’s emotional scarring involved.

The gang also debates:

whether you admit clogging a gas station toilet on a road trip,
what happens if cartel money washes up on shore,
the morality of keeping accidental extra cash from a cashier,
shady stereotypes about car salesmen, lawyers, tow truck drivers, and real estate agents,
and if you should narc on your boss’s underage kid at the bar.

Plus:

Lern wants a boxy old-school car because modern vehicles “look like Pixar characters,”
Scott continues operating as the neighborhood HOA nobody asked for,
and Rafe may or may not become the unofficial “cool uncle” for the Rizzuto children.

It’s another completely normal day for your favorite daily comedy show, where every conversation starts somewhere reasonable and ends with somebody discussing bathroom disasters or federal crimes.

Honestly, if you’ve ever fallen in public, stepped in something disgusting, lied after damaging a parked car, or debated laundering cartel money through a casino buffet… congratulations. You’re one of us now.

And yes — somehow this still counts as a daily comedy show.

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DAILY SHOW: Say Yum Yum Sauce One More time! | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast May 26, 2026

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One minute we’re talking hibachi onion volcanoes and yum yum sauce rage… the next minute Riz is emotionally devastated because neighborhood kids apparently think he’s the cranky old guy from every sitcom ever made. Welcome back to another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily comedy show where chaos is not only expected, it’s basically HR policy at this point.

This episode starts with a beautiful weekend recap that somehow spirals into a full breakdown of suburban life. Lern and Tim hit hibachi for the annual “watch a stranger launch chicken at your face” tradition, Riz discovers his Blackstone betrayed him with a gas leak, and somehow the entire neighborhood has decided he’s the villain from an HOA-themed horror movie. Meanwhile, Rafe absolutely refuses to let Riz recover emotionally after learning local middle schoolers refer to his house like it’s the final boss level in a video game.

Then things get even weirder when the show dives into the National Spelling Bee, where everyone quickly realizes they cannot spell basic words despite being fully grown adults with jobs and mortgages. “Diarrhea” nearly destroys the studio. “Separate” becomes a psychological warfare exercise. Lern fights bravely through America’s most misspelled words while the rest of the gang contributes absolutely nothing helpful whatsoever.

And because this is a daily comedy show, things naturally escalate into stories about teenagers shaving their heads for gas money, broccoli-haired dudes entering their buzzcut era, and parents realizing summer break may already be a mistake. Riz’s son takes $50 to shave his head and immediately regrets everything, which honestly feels like the perfect metaphor for being young in 2026.

Plus:

The Three Song Challenge returns and listeners somehow struggle with bands literally everyone knows
A spelling bee breakdown nobody asked for
Ted Nugent tour updates because apparently that’s still a thing
Reba McEntire appreciation hour
David Lee Roth getting emotional talking about Van Halen
Midwest brunch complaints escalate over iced coffee availability
Neato toy hysteria sends grown adults into full Black Friday mode
Rafe delivers possibly the greatest Adirondack chair roast in radio history
Riz contemplates rebuilding his reputation with neighborhood children using bounce houses and hot dogs

Basically, if you’ve ever wanted a comedy podcast that feels like your funniest friends yelling across a backyard barbecue while someone accidentally starts a grease fire nearby… congratulations. You found us.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show contains neighborhood drama, emotional damage, fried rice, misspelled words, buzzcuts, weird parenting moments, and at least three people questioning modern society before 8am. Your standard daily comedy show experience.

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Broccoli Boys Are Shaving Their Heads For Gas Money May 26, 2026

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Summer officially arrived the second a teenager accepted cash to shave off his broccoli haircut in somebody’s garage like it was a shady underground stock trade. This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with a parenting moment every adult secretly fears: your kid walks into the house saying, “Dad… I think I messed up.” Naturally, everyone assumes the car exploded or someone got arrested. Nope. Just a fresh buzzcut and instant regret.

Apparently the new trend among teenage dudes is sacrificing their curls for gas money, construction jobs, or whatever weird social experiment Gen Z is running this week. The gang debates whether the broccoli boys are evolving, devolving, or accidentally forming a 1998 nu-metal tribute band. There’s also concern over sunscreen, dating prospects, and whether moms are legally allowed to roast their sons immediately after a haircut disaster.

Then things somehow get even more chaotic with the return of the “Three Song Challenge,” where listeners have exactly seconds to identify legendary bands based on three song titles. Sounds easy, right? Apparently not. Friday’s contestants embarrassed the entire listening audience, so this episode becomes a redemption tour for humanity itself.

The daily comedy show spirals through rounds featuring Pearl Jam, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Soundgarden, Blink-182, Black Sabbath, Stone Temple Pilots, Journey, Weezer, Rage Against The Machine, CCR, Smashing Pumpkins, Mötley Crüe, No Doubt, Iron Maiden, Incubus, ZZ Top, and Beastie Boys. Some callers absolutely dominate. Others sound like they’ve never heard music before despite living on Earth their entire lives.

There are screaming kids in the background, accidental team-ups between callers, confusion, panic, and enough rock nostalgia to make your uncle punch drywall in excitement. It’s basically what happens when a funny podcast combines classic rock radio, family dysfunction, and game show pressure into one beautiful trainwreck.

The gang also teases discussions about dating costs, modern beauty standards, and whether the legendary “dad bod” was ever truly appreciated or if society just gaslit average men for several years. Tough questions get asked. Few answers arrive.

If you love a comedy podcast loaded with sarcastic humor, music references, weird trends, parenting fails, St. Louis chaos, and daily nonsense that somehow feels therapeutic, this episode delivers all of it. This daily comedy show continues proving that absolutely nobody has things figured out — especially not the people hosting it.

And honestly? If somebody offers you $50 to shave your head this summer… negotiate harder.

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Spelling Bee Chaos, Celebrity Meltdowns & Dracula Says “Bleh” May 26, 2026

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Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show somehow turns into a full-blown academic collapse as the gang spirals into a chaotic spelling bee competition that proves middle schoolers are smarter than every adult in the room. Seriously… nobody could spell “diarrhea” without looking like they were fighting demons. If you’ve ever confidently spelled a word wrong in a work email and immediately wanted to move to another country, this episode of your favorite daily comedy show is for you.

The crew dives into the insanity of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, where kids are out here spelling words nobody’s ever heard while grown adults on this show can barely survive “separate” and “bougie.” Lern absolutely battles for her life trying to spell basic words while Rizzuto and the gang provide the emotional support of raccoons fighting over French fries. Honestly, if spelling counted as cardio, this episode would qualify as CrossFit.

Then things shift into celebrity chaos with Crap on Celebrities featuring emotional David Lee Roth stories, Ted Nugent tour updates, Nicolas Cage lying in Elvis Presley’s bed, and the heartbreaking realization that Heath Ledger is still gone and we’re all still upset about it. Plus: Russell Crowe yelling at autograph hunters, Jerry Seinfeld allegedly crushing a child’s spirit, and James Corden once again proving that every rude celebrity rumor about him somehow feels believable.

Also in today’s mess:

Beartooth singer Caleb Shomo publicly comes out and opens up emotionally about his journey
Reba McEntire continues being America’s favorite redheaded aunt
Rob Base gets remembered properly because “It Takes Two” still slaps at weddings
The gang debates celebrity jerks and who’s secretly awful in real life
Rizz delivers a Dracula impression so powerful it may legally count as theater

This daily comedy show is packed with celebrity news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, weird news, music stories, and the kind of sarcastic group therapy only The Rizzuto Show can provide. If you like funny podcasts, comedy talk, STL humor, and hearing adults completely unravel over third-grade vocabulary words, congratulations — you found your people.

Subscribe for more daily chaos from The Rizzuto Show, the funny morning show proudly representing St. Louis one disaster at a time.

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Hibachi Trauma, Neighborhood Beef & The Great Neato Crisis May 26, 2026

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This episode of The Rizzuto Show spirals beautifully from wholesome weekend recap into full-blown suburban psychological warfare. You know… like every responsible daily comedy show should.

Lern kicks things off with an annual hibachi pilgrimage complete with onion volcanoes, airborne chicken, mysterious yum yum sauce addiction, and a vegetarian teenager accidentally catching meat in her mouth out of pure social pressure. Honestly, hibachi is less “restaurant” and more “public performance art with teriyaki.”

Meanwhile, Rizz discovers that the neighborhood children may officially think he’s the mean old guy on the hill. After overhearing kids whisper “those are Mr. Rizzuto’s dogs,” the gang conducts a full emotional autopsy on how years of HOA complaints, dirt bike feuds, poop-bag incidents, and aggressive radio storytelling may have turned him into the suburban cryptid of his subdivision.

The solution? Obviously a bounce house festival called “Curmudgeon Fest 2026.”

The crew also dives deep into the newest suburban panic sweeping America: grown adults stampeding Five Below stores to hoard “Neatos” and “dumpling” squishy toys before actual children can buy them. Tiny kids crying. Parents fighting collectors. Black Friday energy in Wildwood. Humanity thriving.

Elsewhere in the chaos:

Rafe accidentally spends his Saturday bonding emotionally with a stained-glass artisan named Dave while listening to Foghat in a basement.
Lern delivers a passionate iced coffee complaint that somehow becomes a full societal discussion.
Rizz warns everyone about a terrifying new AI Uber scam involving fake mess photos and cleanup fees.
The gang discusses documentaries built entirely from bodycam footage and social media evidence.
They debate whether single dads hosting sleepovers has unfairly become suspicious in modern parenting culture.
Plus stories about weird dads from the 90s, mooning cops, NA beers, and the exact emotional danger of getting insulted while trapped in an Adirondack chair.

Basically this episode has:

neighborhood drama

hibachi lore

emotional damage

weird toy economics

suburban anthropology

middle-aged confusion

and one very wounded Blackstone grill

If you like sarcastic chaos, ridiculous conversations, and a group of adults turning tiny life moments into a full sociology documentary, congratulations — this daily comedy show remains medically unsafe for productivity.

And yes… somebody absolutely compared Rizz to the Addams Family neighbor everyone warns their kids about.

Another totally normal episode of your favorite daily comedy show.

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DAILY SHOW: Swapped My Pants For A Skirt | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast May 22, 2026

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The chaos starts EARLY on this daily comedy show when Rafe wakes up convinced the evil clown from Poltergeist finally came for him… only to discover his blind dog Bo trapped underneath the bed like a furry little cryptid with no exit strategy. Naturally, instead of calmly handling the situation like adults, the show spirals immediately into discussions about utility companies rescuing animals, tow truck conspiracies, and whether MSD has a secret deer extraction task force. You know… journalism.

Then the crew dives headfirst into the truly important national debate: what is ACTUALLY the best day of a three-day weekend? Is it the first Saturday because there are “no consequences”? Is Sunday secretly elite because Monday still exists? Or is Monday only enjoyable if you’re some kind of psychopath who enjoys thinking about Tuesday? The answers get oddly passionate for a group of people operating on gas station coffee and sarcasm.

Meanwhile, competitive eating legend Joey Chestnut returns to the spotlight with legal drama attached to his mustard belt. Joey apparently pleaded guilty to slapping a guy during a bar altercation, which somehow becomes less shocking once the crew starts imagining him assaulting someone with a hot dog. The gang also reacts to Joey setting a NEW world record by consuming 16 pounds of bologna in eight minutes — which is either athletic greatness or a cry for help. Maybe both.

The episode somehow gets even weirder with conversations about AI juries replacing humans, Britney Spears offering cops homemade lasagna during a DUI stop, wisdom teeth horror stories, nitrous gas adventures, and King Scott accidentally discovering that tow truck companies can basically repossess your soul after 45 days. Honestly, if anxiety had a group project, it would sound exactly like this episode.

Also included:

Blind dog rescue operations at 1:30am
Why no one trusts AI to judge crimes
The economics of pontoon weekends
Why Brittany Spears’ lasagna probably crunches
Tow truck companies apparently becoming landlords now
Wisdom tooth extraction trauma
Analog people vs AI people
Wet t-shirt contest discussions because this is still radio somehow

This daily comedy show delivers peak Rizzuto Show energy: chaotic conversations, sarcastic takes, wildly unnecessary debates, and the kind of ridiculous storytelling that makes you feel better about your own life choices.

And yes… somebody absolutely says “Department of Ho Land Security.”

Because of course they do.

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