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Lern discovers she's apparently hosting an all-you-can-eat wildlife buffet, which leads the crew down a rabbit hole of animal enthusiasts, backyard turtles, salmonella debates, and the legendary woman who accidentally assembled an army of hungry raccoons. As always, common sense takes a back seat while the jokes grab the wheel.
Then the conversation shifts full steam ahead—literally—as Union Pacific's legendary Big Boy 4014 rolls toward St. Louis. The crew dives headfirst into train culture after discovering internet train icon Francis Bourgeois, whose pure joy over locomotives leaves everyone questioning whether they've ever truly loved anything as much as this man loves steam engines. Somewhere between "Where's Big Boy?" and "Amy is definitely out of his league," the gang realizes maybe the happiest people are just the ones who never let go of what made them smile as kids.
Remember Sam Goody? Spencer's? Gadzooks? Waldenbooks? Radio Shack? KB Toys? Sharper Image? Orange Julius? The gang does, and what starts as a simple conversation about Gen Z returning to malls quickly becomes a full-blown trip through America's greatest retail memories. From candy stores and arcades to awkward trips through Spencer's "back section," every mall kid from the 80s and 90s will find themselves laughing along.
Throw in stories about growing up, childhood obsessions, bizarre shopping trends, unforgettable stores, and the kind of sarcastic chaos only this crew can create, and you've got another episode that somehow manages to be completely ridiculous while also reminding everyone it's okay to stay excited about the things you love.
Thanks for making The Rizzuto Show part of your morning. Whether you're listening in St. Louis, across the country, or hiding from raccoons on your own roof, we're glad you're here for another daily comedy show that proves reality is almost always funnier than fiction.
Apparently now people collect garbage from outside Taylor Swift's wedding. Naturally, the crew has questions... and absolutely zero chill.
Weirdest celebrity stories we've seen in a while: an artist sweeping trash off the streets outside Madison Square Garden after Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding, sealing it into tiny cubes, and somehow selling every single one. Is it brilliant performance art? A genius business move? Or proof that fandom has officially reached another dimension? The debate gets surprisingly heated as everyone tries to decide where "historic memorabilia" ends and "literal garbage" begins.
Then it's time for Crap on Celebrities featuring everything from Mick Jagger regretting never meeting Elvis Presley, Tom Cruise's bizarre new comedy, Marvel updates, Spaceballs 2, NASCAR music, Netflix turning Monopoly into a reality competition, Adam Driver rumors, Freddy Krueger's return, celebrity birthdays, and enough pop culture chaos to make your group chat explode.
Along the way, you'll also hear discussions about celebrity divorces, whether meeting your heroes is actually a bad idea, why Jason somehow ended up taking Manhattan, Moon discovering famous adopted celebrities, and Rizz nearly wiping out at the post office because apparently gravity remains undefeated.
We immediately start with Rizz proudly showing off his latest consequence from a charity auction: a pair of very noticeable uterus earrings. What follows is exactly the kind of conversation you'd expect from this crew... except somehow even stranger. There's an anatomy lesson, fashion critiques, ear piercing stories, unexpected bonding moments, and the official formation of the "Plug Brothers." We wish we were making that up.
Naturally, the arguments become just as entertaining as the answers. Is coconut water the same thing as coconut milk? Does "glass slipper" deserve extra credit? How many lanes are actually on a standard running track? Nobody can simply answer a question and move on when this group is involved.
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