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Toledo Women Are Built Like Jumbo Shrimp Mar 14, 2025

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What are the 10 GREATEST things to EVER come from St. Louis?

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CRAP ON EXTRA: New Doobie! Zombie And Pinfield Updates Mar 14, 2025

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The Doobie Brothers have

released their new song, 'Learn To Let Go', the first single in 45 years to

feature vocalist Michael McDonald. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/doobie-brothers-learn-to-let-go/

The WNBA is expanding,

and Eminem wants to help. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25170094-report-eminem-joins-group-attempting-bring-wnba-expansion-team-detroit

Rob Zombie has published a new spelling book titled Z Is for

Zombie: Learning to Spell With House of 1000 Corpses Friends. The book uses

characters from his 2003 film to help people with spelling.

Some good news to report

about legendary DJ Matt Pinfield – he’s on the comeback trail after

that debilitating stroke six weeks ago. He tells the Hollywood Reporter, “Guys, I’m alive. I’m recovering and am going

to come back swinging. I was unresponsive for two months. Friends were thinking

they were coming to see me for the last time. The doctors never expected me to

speak or to walk again.”

Weeks after tickets went

on sale for Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter Tour, there are barely any

sellouts. Some experts say the problem is high ticket prices combined with

the fact that people just spent their money to see her two years ago on the

Renaissance Tour. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/beyonc-reportedly-struggling-sell-pricey-004518603.html

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Between A Thunk And A Boink Mar 13, 2025

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We played the Password Game today!

Video of 'Disturbing' McDonald's Play Area Goes Viral

Inside the ‘coregasm’: Fitness enthusiasts can experience orgasm during intense workouts — doctors explain why

Plane Passenger Goes Viral After Receiving Romantic Note from Pilot on Back of a Napkin While Waiting at the Airport

New Era MLB crossover hats mocked online as Texas Rangers caps pulled

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Crap On Extra: Fox Theatre Shows Announced Plus Deftones Mar 13, 2025

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Deftones have announced a late summer tour with Idles and

The Barbarians of California and it’s a Point Big Summer Show!!! It

will stop in St Louis at Enterprise Center on Saturday, September 13th. Tickets

go on sale Monday.

Guitarist Zakk Wylde

told 'Guitar Interactive' that he's open to recording Pantera under its current

lineup.

A new report about the lineup

for the Oasis reunion tour sent Liam Gallagher on a

tweetstorm Wednesday morning.

Metallica has teamed

with Apple for a free immersive concert experience on Apple Vision Pro

beginning March 14th.

Former En Vogue lead

singer Dawn Robinson has shared that she has been living in her car for the

past three years.

Joel McHale and his family had two male rabbits, and they

were friends for the most part. But one time they got into a fight. He

told the story on Jimmy Kimmel about how his rabbit had chewed off the other's

TESTES.

Tori Spelling recently

admitted that she has an aversion to drinking water.

Jeff Daniels has

joined the cast of “Shrinking” at Apple TV+, Variety has

learned.

Wendy Williams is

breaking her silence on her recent hospitalization. On Monday (March 10), Wendy

was taken from her assisted living facility and transported to a local hospital

Jon Hamm turns to crime when he loses his job in the

upcoming AppleTV series "Your Friends and Neighbors".

Check out the new trailer.

It's hard to believe

it's been almost nine years since we met Millie Bobby Brown, shaved head

and all. And she's planning to return to that look . . . when she has a

baby.

"Landman" starring

Billy Bob Thornton, was among the top streaming shows in the fourth quarter of

2024 and has been renewed for a second season.

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NEWS:

The sequel to This Is

Spinal Tap, Spinal Tap 2: The End Continues, will be released in theaters on September

12th. The film features cameos from Elton John, Paul McCartney, Garth

Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. The original 1984 movie will also

be back in theaters this summer in a newly restored edition.

AND FINALLY

The Fox Theatre on

Wednesday announced the lineup for its 2025-2026 Broadway season.

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#2 Show | Jamie Rivers Wants to Die on the Ice Mar 12, 2025

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🎙️ Get ready for another epic episode of The Number Two Show!

In this jam-packed episode, Rafe Williams dives into a lively conversation full of laughs and hot takes:

15 Minutes with Rizz: Rafe and Rizz break down the absurdities of Southwest Airlines’ latest changes, from baggage fees to seat assignments, and how it’s killing the last bastion of democratic air travel ✈️💺

Tank Talks: Former NHL player and current broadcaster Jamie Rivers joins Rafe for an in-depth chat about his life—from his humble Canadian roots to his time in the NHL, his near-death experience, and the struggles of rebuilding his life after bankruptcy. It’s an inspiring, no-holds-barred conversation 🏒🔥

📞 Call in at 818-532-1420 or leave a voicemail to share your thoughts!

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The Taint Blaster 9000 Mar 12, 2025

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Spoke with the mighty Chris Kerber!

At Southwest Airlines, checked bags will no longer fly for free

From Face To Neck To Hand: Technology Will Change How Humans Look Like By 2100

Houston embalmer’s license suspended after being accused of cutting off dead man’s genitals

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Crap On Extra: Smashing Pumpkins Gone Opera and Top Luxury Lego Sets Mar 12, 2025

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Billy Corgan will mark the 30th anniversary of The

Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness with

a five-night run at the Lyric Opera of Chicago. It's billed as A Night of Mellon

Collie and Infinite Sadness and it will feature Corgan and a group of guest artists

A cookbook commemorating

late Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul's appetite for cooking and hosting his

legendary Sunday Funday dinners is out now.

John 5 is sharing his

obsession with Kiss by opening up his personal collection of memorabilia.

Glenn Danzig says fans

shouldn't count on entire albums from Misfits or Danzig.

With Aerosmith canceling

their Peace Out farewell tour this year due to Steven Tyler fracturing

his larynx, Joe Perry had a backup plan -- a tour with the Hollywood

Vampires, the super group with Alice Cooper, Duff McKagan and

Johnny Depp. But Cooper says that fell through.

The wife of "Ghost

Adventures" star Aaron Goodwin got busted in a murder-for-hire

plot ... and cops say she tried to pay a hitman to kill her husband.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE

NEWS:

The Ben Affleck / Jennifer Garner plot thickens: A so-called "source"

claims that Jennifer's boyfriend, John Miller, has given her an

ULTIMATUM.

Another film adaptation

of Stephen King‘s Cujo is in the works!

Stan Lee's sad,

final years were documented by his assistant, and turned into a documentary.

Bryce Dallas Howard made a documentary about people and their

pets for Disney+, and it looks adorable "Pets" will premiere April 11

on National Pet Day.

AND FINALLY

Luxury LEGO sets … There are some serious LEGO collectors out

there, looking for very specific sets – and they’re willing to pay big bucks

for these sets.

Here’s a rundown of the most valuable LEGO

sets believed to be out

there – and maybe in your closet?

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I Have A Mouth Bidet Mar 11, 2025

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Cringeworthy Promposal Fails That Actually Happened

Which of These 12 Common Dreams Have You Had?

The US is killing someone by firing squad for the first time in 15 years. Here’s a look at the history

Five Years Ago Today, COVID-19 Became a Global Pandemic

Tornado Hits Florida TV Station During Live Weather Broadcast

When To See This Week’s ‘Worm Blood Moon’ Total Lunar Eclipse In North America

Gainesville police arrest man who crashed car into BMW dealership after being denied a test drive

Nearly Half of Us Know Our Dentist Can See Through Our Lies

Man Orders Punk Album, Gets Clay Aiken Christmas Music Three Times

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Crap On Extra: Jelly Roll Rocks Daisy Dukes and Conan Goes Global Again! Mar 11, 2025

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Sammy Hagar has posted a video on Instagram of him with Paul Rodgers hanging

out in Southern California. He captioned it with, "Paul Rodgers had as

much influence on my singing as any singer of my time... Congratulations on [Bad

Company making] the Rock Hall ballot ... without a doubt a winner. Free [the

band Rodgers was in before Bad Company] also one of my favorite bands."

I feel like I haven't heard much about Ne-Yo lately. Maybe that's because he's busy with

his FOUR GIRLFRIENDS. Ne-Yo took to Instagram to introduce the four women he's in a

polyamorous relationship with . . . whom he calls his "Pyramid".

Jelly Roll rocks Daisy Dukes in a new commercial for

Zevia. The Zevia collab makes sense. Jelly has been outspoken about his

weight loss journey, and making healthier choices for his body. Zevia

soda has no sugar, and uses stevia leaf extract for its

sweetener. And the ad is self-aware

Doechii is Billboard's 2025 Woman of the Year.

An official Iron

Maiden book celebrating the band's 50th anniversary, Iron Maiden:

Infinite Dreams - The Official Visual History, will be published this fall

by Thames & Hudson.

Wendy Williams was hospitalized on Monday after dropping

a distress note reading, “Help! Wendy!!”

Max is sending

Conan O’Brien on a few more trips. The streamer has ordered a third season of

O’Brien’s travelogue series Conan O’Brien Must Go.

Eric

Stonestreet has signed on to the Showtime series, Dexter:

Resurrection.

Amazon has

canceled the "Cruel Intentions" series after one

season.

The first guests on "Everybody's

Live with John Mulaney" will include Michael Keaton, Joan

Baez, Fred Armisen, and Cypress Hill. The show debuts

tomorrow night on Netflix.

MISC

After several hours of

outages on Monday, Elon Musk explained on X that the platform

experienced a "massive cyberattack." He wrote, “There was (still is)

a massive cyberattack against 𝕏,” adding that the attack involved significant resources,

potentially from a "large, coordinated group and/or a country."

AND FINALLY

Jessie Cave -- former Harry

Potter actress who played Lavender Brown, announced that she's

"starting an OnlyFans" in a cheeky video posted today on

her Instagram account.

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Eating A Corndog In The Garage Mar 10, 2025

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We had a big Monday show with Sexy Time Fun Facts, Misconnections and more...

CONGRATS! SIU Edwardsville clinches first NCAA Tournament berth, beats SE Missouri 69-48 in OVC Championship

Virginia high school track star bashed in head by opponent with baton: 'I was just in disbelief'

Avid nose-picker needed surgery after digging too deep and rupturing artery

Disney World Guest Allegedly Poops on the Floor and Walls While in Line For One of the Park's Biggest Attractions

If your partner says this 6-word phrase to you, it means you’re about to get broken up with

Weeklong ‘orgasm retreats’ teach women how to climax — for $15K: ‘I felt more empowered, alive and at ease’

People warned over 'floodlighting' dating trend that you might be guilty of without realizing

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